It would be nice but clearly you are trying to [hyperhydrate](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication) these people, to induce brain damage, as part of a plot to get your friend's boyfriend a job so he'll move out of his parents house and, without them to cook and clean for him, your friend will be confronted, head on, by his overall slobbiness.\n\nClearly.\n\nGood luck.