Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Yo mama's so fat, when she stands up, everyone thinks there's an earthquake.

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please".

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!".

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress, people said "Hey, Kool-Aid!".

Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, the doctor saw the