duhh, only white people have mexican housekeepers.  how did I know she was mexican?  oh wait, how did I know it was a she?  hey that waffle didn't just walk away.  I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for a white boy to lie about making waffles, hiding it in the laundry upstairs and then blaming his mexican housekeeper so his mom fires her before she gives birth to my bastard child.