I had one like that. In government we were talking about censorship and I made the point that Oprah can talk about tossing salads because it's considered clinical but Howard Stern would get in trouble.\n\nTeacher: What does tossing salad mean?\n\nMe: It's dirty.\n\nTeacher: Well just describe it without getting explicit.\n\nMe: I really can't, there's no way say it clean.\n\nTeacher: Just say it.\n\nMe: Licking asshole.\n\nTeacher: ...