Seeking dark delights diverting,  \nUnconcerned by disconcerting  \nYarns of bathroom-bottom-squirting,  \nHere I looked in luck:\n\n*So I read and laughed, disgusted;*  \n*Overjoyed for maladjusted*  \n*Ghastly, grim and gruesome, crusted*  \n*Toilets blocked and stuck!*\n\n'Ha!' I laughed aloud, elated -  \n*Maintenance were called*, it stated.  \n'Man, I wonder what awaited!  \n\n... Jesus, what the *fuck*?!'