My friend sat on a nest of fire ants while wearing a skirt. They got all up in there, apparently she didn't notice until they were biting from the inside and on the lips. A week later she was having sex with her boyfriend and 2 dead fire ants came out on his dick. He dumped her with the rationale that "It's been a week and she had dead bugs in her vagina. That's unhygienic."\n\nSide note: I don't sit on the ground while in a skirt because of this. It scared me shitless.