I wish all court summons were done through rap. The world would be so much more hilarious.\n\nYO\n\nMY NAME IS LORD DAVE\n\nAND IM HERE TO SAY\n\nYOU BEAT YA WIFE REAL BAD THE OTHER DAY\n\nYA FRACTURED HER SKULL AND NOW SHE CAN'T SEE\n\nSO SHES SUEING YO ASS FO' BATTERY!\n\nYOU JUST GOT SERVED...a court summons.\n