I had a male friend I'm interested in tell me the other day:\n\n"You know, a tentacle really is, like, the optimal appendage for sex.  You can use it for bondage, penetration, gags... pretty much everything.  Who wouldn't want to have sex with a tentacle monster?"\n\nI think he might be technically correct, but **that's just not the kind of thing you say.** &amp;#3232;\_&amp;#3232;