It might be the shameless con man in me, but that seems like a great way to pick up a waitress.\n\n1. Get all dressed up, lookin' sharp n shit.\n\n2. Tell waitress you're on a first date and to bring a nice bottle of wine\n\n3. Have a glass or two. Wait 45 minutes then look sad.\n\n4. If you're lookin good and feeling vulnerable, might get her number and a free bottle of wine. \n\n\nI cant believe i just thought that out. Reddit is taking it's toll on my mentality. 