I've *thought* about doing something *like* this. But you know what? It stops AT THE VAN.\n----\n\nStranger: "get in the van kid"\n\nSon: "ok"\n\n&lt;son gets in the van&gt;\n\nMe (in back of van): "What the FUCK do you think you ARE DOING?!"\n\n&lt;big long talk&gt;\n\n\n\nHorrible, horrible parents these.\n-