"Penis, what are you doing?"\n\n"Dude, I'm going up."\n\n"No, NO, penis. Not here. You can't play right now."\n\n"Fuck you, dude, I do what I want. I'm a goddamn penis."\n\n"Penis, seriously, you can't pop up here. It's not ok."\n\n"I COME WHERE I GO, BITCH"