On Location: George Carlin at USC
George Carlin: Again
Carlin at Carnegie
Carlin on Campus
Playin' With Your Head
What am I Doing in NJ?
Doin' it Again
Jammin' in New York
Back in Town
George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy
You are All Diseased
Complaints and Grievances
Life is Worth Losing
It's Bad For Ya
Acting Credits
That Girl
With Six You Get Eggroll
Welcome Back, Kotter
Outrageous Fortune
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
The Prince of Tides
Shining Time Station
Thomas & Friends
The George Carlin Show
Dogma
MADtv
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Scary Movie 3
Jersey Girl
Cars
George Carlin Quotes
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that, apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second best policy. Second is not all that bad.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm
Best seller really only means "good seller." There can only be one best seller. All the rest are good sellers. Each succeeding book on the list is a "better seller."
If you mail a letter to the post office, who delivers it?
Is it illegal to charge admission to a free-for-all?
One of my favorite things to do at a party is smoke a bunch of PCP and start taking people’s rectal temperatures without permission
As a matter of principle I never attend the first annual anything.
I was reading a fitness magazine that had an article about cross-training, and I realized this would have been a good idea for Jesus.
Recent polls reveal that some people have never been polled. Until recently.
If you vote once, you’re considered a good citizen.
I've never owned a telescope, but it's something I'm thinking of looking into.
How do you know when a moth farts? It flies in a straight line
TRUE FACT: A radio commercial says that a certain diet pill works three times faster than starvation. Question: Are they guessing, or did they really run these tests?

How can crash course and collision course have two different meanings?
No one is ever more herself or himself than when they really laugh.
If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire
The straightest line between a short distance is two points.
Elevators and escalators do more than elevate and escalate. They also lower. The names tell only half the story.
I was taken to the hospital for observation. I stayed several days, didn’t observe anything, and left.
I was expelled from cooking school, and it left a bad taste in my mouth.

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
I have no ax to grind, but I do have an ivory letter opener that could use sharpening.
I don't have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less said about it the better.
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man with no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day, "I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

If the bouncer gets drunk, who throws him out?
Whenever I see a large crowd I always think of all the dry cleaning they have out.
Why does Filipino start with an F and Philippines start with Ph?
How come none of these boxers seem to have a losing record?
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carred out.
No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
I read that some guy was giving up the governor's chair to run for a Sentate seat. Why would he give up a chair to run for a seat? Why not be a judge and sit on the bench?
Hard work is for people short on talent
If you can't beat them arrange to have them beaten
When will the rhetorical questions all end?
If you want to keep your dog in line, walk him past the fur shop a couple of times a week.
There are only two places in the world:over here and over there.
I have a photograph of Judge Bork, but it doesn't do him justice.
Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture
"Tonight's forecast: DARK! Continued mostly dark tonight turning to widely scattered LIGHT in the morning"
About George Carlin
Bio
Born on May 12, 1937 in New York City Died June 22, 2008 in Santa Monica, CA Served in United States Air Force where he trained as a radio technician. Occupations:Stand-up comedian, actor, writer, social critic, producer. Was a comedian from
1959 until his death Loved creamed spinach Parents Patrick John Carlin Mary Carlin Spouses Brenda Hosbrook Sally Wade Sibling Patrick Carlin Jr. Children Kelly Carlin
Achievements
Mark Twain Prize for American Humor 2008(posthumously) Grammy Award for Best Comedy AlbumFM & AM 1973, It's Bad For Ya 2009 Grammy Award for Best Spoken Comedy Album,
Jammin in NY, 1994 Brain Droppings, 2001 Napalm & Silly Putty, 2002 American Comedy Awards Lifetime Achievement Awarded in 2001 CableACE Award for Writing an Entertainment Special Multiple Award Winning Books First guest host of Saturday Night Live Freedom of Speech Award 2002, awarded by the First Amendment Center
Introduction
George Carlin was a prolific standup comedian whose exceptional talent for invoking laughter and critical thought has placed him as one of the best comedians on record.  Along with a healthy amount of subversive and counter-establishment material he was strongly opposed to euphemistic language and censorship which got him into legal trouble as his routine "7 Dirty Words" got him arrested for disturbing the peace in Milwaukee and a radio broadcast of his "Filthy Words" routine eventually led to the supreme court case FCC vs. Pacifica Foundation.
"Sliding headfirst down a vagina with no clothes on and landing in the freshly shaven crotch of a screaming woman did not seem to be part of God's plan for me. At least not at first.  A cinder comes closer." "Popular ethnic slurs to the contrary, the Irish do enjoy sex-at least the last ten seconds or so. But we must admit that Irish foreplay consists of little more than 'You awake?' Or the more caring, sensitive 'Brace yourself, Agnes!'"
(Referring to his father) Best of all there was a station sign-off he said he'd like to deliver; and this was at the height of World War 2 and its patriotic fervor: "I pledge allegiance to the people of the United States of America and all the poltical crap for which they stand. Big dough shall be divisible with union dues for all." As conclusive evidence it's scanty, but suggests to me that my father saw through the bullshit that is the glue of America. That makes me proud. If he transmitted it to me genetically, it was the greatest gift he could have given.
She (his mother) sat me down on a little stepladder that doubled as a chair-I still have it- and handed me a death notice from that day's New York Journal-American. I didn't need to read beyond his name (his father); I knew what death notices looked like. I don't recall any emotion. I just knew my brother would be happy and my mother relieved.
And he got his wish, though there are very few people alive to whom it matters. Not only did I outlive the gossip-by which I'm sure he meant my mother's quite public and vocal negative opinion of him-but I lived to write this book which will serve as testimony to my old man's great heart and soul.
My mother's capacity for good living had long been blunted by the realities of salaried employment, but she retained her clasc pretensions and tried to realize some of them by using us kids as advertisement for her taste. Pat, when he was young, had always been dressed like a little sissy in Eton collars and short pants, explaining in part why his fighting skills developed so rapidly. I escaped the worst of that because she couldn't affort it, but she still took me to have my hair cut at Best & Co. on Fifth Avenue, because she knew that was where "the better people" had their kids' hair cut. The better people went to Best.
And yet she was my mother, so she's deep in my art, both for what she gave me-especially that love of words- and for what I rebelled against in her. And she made me laugh, she had a way with a punch line. Once she told Pat and me about coming home on the bus that day.  "A big Hun sat next to me," she said, "a big mess! He was taking up far too much room. So I took out my hatpin and showed it to him and said:'Condense yourself!'"
I'll never forget the moment when I made my mother laugh for the first time. That I actually took an idea and twisted it and she laughed. And it was real-not just cute-kid stuff. I provoked a laugh in her by means of something I thought of. How magic that was, the power it gave me.
After much effort I learned "Frere Jacques" and one day played it for the class. My first ever public appearance! A real charge! Having thirty people (okay, six-year-olds, but they had pulses) sit without fidgeting and watch something you were doing- which they couldn't do- was intensely satisfying. Having them applaud at the end, even though many had dfficulty bringing their hands together with any accuracy, produced an odd sense of power. It was an intoxicant. As would be the case with many intoxicants, I immediately wanted more.
Class clowns are dedicated to attracting attention to themselves. Traditional Freudians might attribute my chronic need for attention to the fact that I had no father and half a mother. Naaah. The truth was much simpler. Then as now, I was a consummate show-off.
A fifth-grade autobiography assignment I still have required a closing paragraph on "What I want to be when I grow up." I wrote, "When I grow up I'd like to be an actor, impersonator, comedian, disc jockey announcer or trumpet player."
Lenny was incredibly important to me. I’d come across his album Interviews of Our Times when I was in Shreveport and I was changed forever. The defiance inherent in that material, the brilliance of the mimicry, the intellect at work, the freedom he had. I had no sense I could approach it ever, but I wanted to emulate it in any way I could.
Later still, throughout the eighties, my Irish street guy was a powerful element in the evolution of what finally became in the early nineties my authentic voice. He and his White Harlem relatives are the core of the family of characters that still live inside me.
 The lead cop… later turned up as the guy in charge of investigating the Kennedy assassination, Will Fritz. He interrogated Oswald after his arrest. The obvious conclusion: Oswald had as much to do with the assassination as the three of us did with the Motor Club robbery in Chicago.
 How few places there were where I felt secure. How many times I had to repeat to myself after the died-a-death nights: “Remember that terrific set three Fridays ago? Hang your hopes on that.
(Referring to Second City) I could do material in these places I didn’t always trust to a nightclub: about integration, the John Birch Society, the Ku Klux Klan.
There’s a textile mill in South Carolina where the lunchroom has been integrated but the restrooms are still segregated. That’s like, “Hell, I’ll break bread with ‘em but not wind” … The textile industry moved south for one reason- there’s a bigger demand for sheets.
As Brenda’s mother was dying, our child was born. A daughter. We named her Kelly.
Like most people, I remember where I was when the (JFK's)assassination happened and what I was doing… I went into Rexall’s or Liggett’s or some drugstore and called Brenda. I said, “Turn on the television,” and I realized I was crying.
Two years earlier, in 1961, Lenny Bruce had begun to be hit with a series of arrests for obscenity in San Francisco, Los Angeles (at three different clubs), Chicago and finally in New York
By now it was becoming pretty clear that Lenny wasn’t being arrested for obscenity. He was being arrested for being funny about religion and in particular Catholicism.
That I knew intellectually there was an anal, uptight world out there I didn’t feel part of didn’t erase the fact that I was a living, breathing example of it.
That felt wonderfully subversive. I’ve never been a full-blown radical. I wasn’t cut out to man the barricades. But any time the subversive part of me is satisfied, it delights me.
In short:Acting.
And I was NOT ABLE to do that! I was absolutely at sea, completely lost. Whatever competence I might have had going in had vanished.
It was traditional for comedians to try out a bit in clubs to see if it worked and then do it on Sullivan. I tried out things on Sullivan and if they worked, I’d do them in clubs.
We were together all the time, on the road or back in New York, And just like before, Brenda was my manager and bookkeeper, collaborator and comforter.
She had to be mother and father to Kelly. Then I’d come home with an armful of presents and it would be: “Daddy’s home! Fun time!” Which cast her as the domestic tyrant, the one who said No. Time for bed. Time for school. She hated being that. So she got drunk.
The establishment was winning-its war, its assassins, its secret government-and that fact overpowered and debilitated me more than it enraged me.
And however much kinship I had with the counterculture, it brought up again the eternal dilemma: of longing to belong but not liking to belong-even though the group I wanted to belong to now were non-belongers.
Dropping acid was a profound turning point for me, a seminal experience.
This is what devout-Catholic-Eisenhower-Republican Mary had to say to her wayward son about his latest developments:
Dear George:
I should be on the check-out line at the supermarket but I must say these words to you. Please read these reviews. You will someday be a Beckett or a Joyce or maybe a Bernard Shaw. You seem to have their kind of disturbance… Some day you will release what you have down inside of you and it will be listened to and heard. They condemn you for idolizing Lenny Bruce-how little they really know what you see in his courage, sincerity and daring. Please George insist on being yourself. Don’t let anyone change you or silence you. I am so hungry for a heart-to-heart with you…Why have I got this restlessness-this groping for answers which I sometimes feel I have passed on to you? Do you follow me George? Why can’t I quiet this undisciplined questioning of what goes on around us? Why am I caught up by it?
I ripped up Representative Bob Dornan… when he’d just become a congressman. He talked about “these hippies desecrating the flag” … So I called him on it: “Wait a minute. A flag is supposed to represent everything that a country does. It doesn’t only represent the good things. If you burn the flag, you’re burning the flag for what you perceive to be the bad things the country has done.”
My sense of US versus Them had been alive and well on the streets around Columbia; and in the air force, where I rejected everything they put on me. But it had been submerged when I got into the nightclubs and the smothering chatter of television.
So it was really disturbing when the time came to record FM & AM in June 1971 and somehow a lot of my confidence had vanished. … I walked around Georgetown, crying all night. I’d had my chance; the sound truck wouldn’t be back the next night.
As usual, a price had to be paid for all this pleasure. I discovered in July of ’72 that not only could you not say the Heavy Seven on television, you couldn’t say them in Milwaukee either. Here’s how the AP reported it: Comedian George Carlin was taken into custody Friday night and charged with disorderly condust after he allegedly used profanity during a performance at Summerfest, a ten-day festival on the city’s lakefront. Henry Jordan, executive director of Summerfest, said, “Carlin got up on stage and … he used a lot of profanity. The police went up on stage after he had finished his act and arrested him.” Jordan said he supported the police, adding that many in the crowd of 70,000 were children.
(Referring to the Supreme Court Case FCC vs Pacific Foundation)Justice William Brennan wrote the dissent: “In our land of cultural pluralism there are many who think, act, and talk differently from the members of the Court and who do not share their fragile sensibilities. It is only an acute ethnocentric myopia that enables the Court to approve censorship of the communications solely because of the words they contain. The Court’s decision … is another of the dominant culture’s efforts to force those groups who do not share its mores to conform to its own way of thinking, acting, and speaking.”
Which in turn means that the only thing you can safely broadcast anytime, anywhere, in any medium, is material that’s suitable for kids. Could this be why our society shows so many signs of arrested development?
The timetable on this downward path is not exact-it never is, I guess- except that it began to happen with the success of my first three records… The money didn’t help because she felt she(Brenda) was losing me. She didn’t have a husband. She had a man who was out there for everybody else, but was hardly ever there for her. Or Kelly. I don’t remember this-there’s a lot I don’t remember- but she said that once an interviewer asked me how old Kelly was, and I didn’t know.
That’s when Kelly sat us down and said, “This has got to stop.” She was crying and sobbing: “I have to tell you about how I feel about all this… It’s my turn to talk!” Then and there she wrote a contract for us, which read: “You/I will not drink or snort coke or smoke pot for the next X days of our vacation. We’re going to have a family vacation and we’re going to have a good time.” She made us sign it. …What she’d written and done was like a roundhouse punch to the solar plexus. Even if it didn’t have immediate results, it had a dramatic long-term impact. From then on I tried harder to do right.
When it came to Kelly’s problems-especially pregnancy-I really abdicated my responsibilities. And yet it was all directed at me, all designed to get my attention. I just took an emotional walk on that. What I should have done was to be more aware; intervened, opened up. But I was afraid of what lay behind that door; afraid of what might come out. One of my biggest fears-the most difficult area of my existence- has always been unleashing my feelings.
It’s impossible to overestimate the importance of Jerry Hamza in my career and life. Without Jerry I don’t think I would’ve escaped from the financial and creative swamp that bad choices and drugs had landed me in by the late seventies.
(After having a near death heart attack)I don’t think I’d let surgery change my personality. First of all, I’m extremely optimistic and positive. Secondly, I hate to behave in clichés.
Liberal orthodoxy was as repugnant to me as conservative orthodoxy.
The noisier the culture becomes, the stronger your voice has to be to be heard above the din. This was a conscious thought-that I’d better raise the level of my voice and therefore the intensity of my metaphors and images and words and topics to get and keep people’s attention.
When are we going to start assassinating the right people in this country? (Why is it, by the way, that the right-wing guys assassins have tried to shoot survived? Like Wallace and Reagan? Don’t we have any marksmen on our side?)
No one is ever more herself or himself than when they really laugh. Their defenses are down. It’s very Zen-like, that moment. They are completely open, completely themselves when that message hits the brain and the laugh begins. That’s when new ideas can be implanted. If a new idea slips in at that moment, it has a chance to grow. So for that moment, that tiny moment, I own them.
When we’re in the womb, we’re in the oceanic state, we are completely part of nature. We are attached to nature, literally, physically. Everything comes through tubes, you don’t have to do a goddam thing, everything’s cool. You are at one.   The rest of your life is spent yearning for reunion.

I hadn’t seen her(Brenda) for a week or more. Jaundice had made her skin yellow. All her hair was gone from the chemo. She was unconscious and unresponsive but her eyes were open. I have no idea if she was aware of anyone, but I saw her eyes were tearing up a little. I took a tissue and gently wiped away her tears.
You may know exactly what you’re going to do and that they’re predisposed to like you… But the instant I get out there it all starts over again. Right from the beginning. Win them over, and get ’em where I want ‘em! That’s living! That’s the thing that feeds me, that’s my nourishment.
The larger the group, the more toxic, the more of your beauty as an individual you have to surrender for the sake of group thought.
Brain Droppings
I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore.
At one point in my haste to improve myself, I mixed up the telephone numbers of Shick Center for the Control of Smoking and the Evelyn Woods Speed Reading School. As a result, I can now smoke up to 300 cigaretts a minute, but I gave up reading.
On the other hand, the founders of the major religions had names that seem quite suitable. There's still a certain mystery surrounding the names Buddha, Moses, and Mohammed. But the poor Mormons. All they could come up with was Joseph Smith. Not too impressive.
"Listen, Caleb, we got a new religion. You wanna join?"
"Who started it?"
"Joe Smith."
"See ya later."
"C'mon, we're goin' to Utah."
"Why?"
"Joe Smith said that's where we're supposed to be."
"Well, I'm gonna finish this crossword. Why don'tcha drop me a postcard."
If something in the future is canceled, what is canceled? What has really happened? Something that didn't occur yet is now never going to occur at all. Does that qualify as an event?
I've adopted a new lifestyle that doesn't require my presence. In fact, if I don't want to, I don't have to get out of bed at all, and I still get credit for a full day.
I'm not going to apologize for this, but I have my own personal psychic. He doesn't predict the future, and he can't tell you much about your past. But he does a really fantastic job of describing the present. For instance, he can tell you exactly what you're wearing, but he can't do it over the phone.
If JFK Jr. got into a taxi in New York to go to the airport, do you think he would say, "Take me to JFK?" How would he feel about that? And how does Lee Harvey Oswald's mother feel when she walks through JFK, knowing that if she had stayed single it would probably be Martin Luther King Jr. Airport? Sometimes the same words mean opposite things. Sometimes the opposite is true. Shock absorbers are called shocks. Slow down and slow up are interchangeable. Bad taste is tasteless. Sports fans say "turf" when they mean artificial turf. Something invaluable is very valuable. I'll bet you could care less. Or maybe you couldn't care less. Same difference. By the way, is it "from here on in" or "from here on out"?
I thought it would be nice to get a job at a duty-free shop, but it doesn't sound like there's a whole lot to do in a place like that.
Weyerhauser, a company that makes its money by cutting down trees, calls itself “The tree-growing company.”
Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
They said some guy arrested for murder in Las Vegas had “a history of questionable actions.” Can you imagine if we were all held to that standard?
A lot of these people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.
I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn’t find an opening.
Why don’t they have dessert at breakfast?
You rarely meet a wino with perfect pitch.
There’s a moment coming. It’s not here yet. It’s still on the way. It’s in the future. It hasn’t arrived. Here it comes. Here it is…shit! It’s gone.
Even instant replay is a form of token nostalgia: a brief visit to the immediate past for reexamination, before slapping it onto a highlight video for further review and re-review on into the indefinite future.
Momentarily means for a moment, not in a moment. The word for “in a moment” is presently. “I will be there presently, Dad, and then, after pausing momentarily, I will kick you in the nuts.”
I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off the Grass, Keep Out, and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: Murder Strictly Prohibited, No Raping People, Thank You for Not Kidnapping Anyone. It’s certainly worth a try. I’m convinced Watergate would never have happened if there had just been a sign in the Oval Office that said, Malfeasance of Office Is Strictly Against the Law, or Thank You for Not Undermining the Constitution.
Here’s a sign I don’t like: Authorized Personnel Only. Now, if there’s one thing I know about myself, it’s that I am definitely not authorized. I wouldn’t even know where to go to get authorized. Can you do it by mail? Wouldn’t baptism sort of authorize you? It doesn’t matter; I go through the door anyway. If I get stopped, I say, “Well, I may not be authorized for this, but I am authorized for other things. And your sign doesn’t mention which things.”
I’ve got a terrific sign in front of my house that keeps intruders out: Retarded Pit Bull High on Angel Dust. No one’s come over the wall yet.
This is for health food fiends, the natural-fabrics gang, and all those green-head environmental hustlers who stomp around in the “natural”: Your key word is meaningless. Everything is natural. Everything in the universe is a part of nature. Polyester, pesticides, oil slicks, and whoopee cushions. Nature is not just trees and flowers. It’s everything. Human beings are part of nature. And if a human being invents something, that’s part of nature, too. Like the whoopee cushion.
Sometimes on television they tell you a product is “good for headaches.” I don’t want something that’s good for headaches. I want something that’s bad for headaches. And good for me.
Why do we say OUT LIKE A LIGHT? The primary function of a light is to be lit, not to be out. Why choose a light to represent the concept of being out? Why not, “On like a light?”The same is true of DROPPING LIKE FLIES; the wrong quality is being emphasized. Flies are known for flying, no dropping. And let’s forget METEORIC RISE. Meteors don’t rise, they fall.
When they say someone is NOT GOING TO WIN ANY POPULARITY CONTESTS, what popularity contests are they talking about? I’ve never heard of these contests. Where do they have them? And who wins? Whoever is winning these popularity contests can’t be that popular. You never hear about them.  Well, you can’t hear a pin drop. Not even a bowling pin. When a pin is dropping, it’s just floating through the air. There’s very little noise. You might be able to hear a pin land but certainly not drop.
And I think it’s time to start slapping around these people who can’t tell a simple story without repeatedly saying, “Ya know what I’m sayin’?” Here I am, trying to listen to the guy, and he’s a person who is constantly checking on how he’s doing.
I don’t like euphemisms. Euphemisms are a form of lying. Fat people are not gravitationally disadvantaged. They’re fat. I prefer seeing things the way they are, not the way some people wish they were.
Labels divide people. We need fewer labels, not more.
The real news is that there are millions upon millions of sick babies and cripples and addicts and criminals and misfits and diseased and mentally ill and hungry people who need help. Not to mention all the middle-class normal who swear things are just fine but spend three hours a day commuting, and whose dull, meaningless lives are being stolen from them by soulless corporations. But the media don’t bother with all that. They like to simply cover their designated Victims of the Week, so they can see themselves as somehow noble. They highlight certain cases, making them appear exceptional. And when they do, they admit they are simply unable and unwilling to report the totality of the Great American Social Nightmare.
 Alter and change are supposed to be synonyms, but altering your trousers and changing your trousers are quite different things.
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
It’s hard for me to believe that the small amount of water I take from the water cooler can produce such a large bubble.
When primitive people practice the rain dance, does it rain at the end of practice? And if it doesn’t how do they know they did the dance correctly?
They keep saying you can’t compare apples and oranges. I can. An apple is red and distinctly non-spherical; an orange is orange and nearly spherical. So, what’s the big problem?
George Washington’s brother was the Uncle of Our Country.
The New Testament is not new anymore; it’s thousands of years old. It’s time to start calling it The Less Old Testament.
“It’s neither here nor there.” Well, folks, it’s gotta be somewhere. I certainly don’t have it.
Isn’t it interesting that only sex and excretion can be found legally obscene in this country? Not violence, not neglect, not abuse of humans… two of nature’s most necessary functions and irresistible forces. We’re always trying to control and thwart nature, even in our language.
Religion was always an easy class. All you had to do was suspend the logic and reasoning you were being taught in all the other classes.
And it’s always struck me that our two most-used gasses produce only tears and laughter. How about a gas that creates crippling self-doubt? Or a gas that conjures up terrifying childhood memories? Okay, last one: How about a gas that fills you with a unquenchable desire for vanilla pudding?
I’m also uneasy about the sheer number of scientific experiments performed on animals. First of all, animals are not always good models for medical experimentation: penicillin kills guinea pigs; an owl is not bothered by cyanide; monkeys can survive strychnine, etc., etc. Couldn’t these scientific tests just as easily be performed on humans? Condemned prisoners, old people, the feeble, the terminally ill? I’m sure there are plenty of ignorant, desperate Americans who would be willing to volunteer in exchange for some small electrical appliance. Limericks
There was a young man from St. Maarten
Who saved all his odors from faartin.
If it passed through his crack
It went straight in a sack
And mistakes were all kept in a caarton
A flatulent actor named Barton
Had a lifestyle exceedingly Spartan
Till a playwright one day
Wrote a well-received play
With a part in which Barton could fart in.
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops
THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEGHBOR’S GOODS
This one is just plain stupid.  Coveting creates jobs.
 And that includes the wave and the high five, two of history’s truly low points.
(Referring to men in general)His manliness also requires that he refuse to go to a doctor or a hospital unless it can be demonstrated to him that he has, in fact, been clinically dead for six months. “No sense going’ to the hospital, honey, I don’t seem to be in a coma.” Therefore, he must learn to ignore pain. “It doesn’t really hurt. Bleeding from six holes in the head doesn’t really hurt. Just gimme the remote and get me a beer.”
(Referring to the FBI 10 Most Wanted)One last question: Does the FBI search harder for number three than they do for number seven? I would. Otherwise why have the numbers at all? These are the kinds of thoughts that keep me from making any real progress in life.
Political correctness is America’s newest form of intolerance, and it is especially pernicious because it comes disguised as tolerance. It presents itself as fairness, yet attempts to restrict and control people’s language with strict codes and rigid rules. I’m not sure that’s the way to fight discrimination. I’m not sure silencing people or forcing them to alter their speech is the best method for solving problems that go much deeper than speech.
The use of physically challenged is an obvious attempt to make people feel better, the idea being, “As long as we can’t cure these people, let’s give their condition a more positive name, and maybe it will distract everyone.” It’s verbal sleight of hand.
These allegedly well-intentioned people have strayed so far from reality that it will not be a surprise for me to someday hear a rape victim referred to as an unwilling sperm recipient.
How would you like to be told that about your child? “He’s minimally exceptional.” “Oh, thank God for that! We thought he was just kind of, I don’t know, slow. But minimally exceptional! Wow! Wait’ll I tell our friends.”

“Is Bruno a sadist?”
“Beats me.”
Or they might say, “I’m leaving Armando. He beat me up yesterday in the frozen-food section of the supermarket.  I believe it was the Chicken Cordon Bleu. I’m moving on.” Occasionally, I get impatient with these people. When they tell me they’re moving on, I look at my watch and say, “Well, isn’t it about time you got started? No sense standing around here, talking to me, when you could be out there… moving on.”
I don’t know, I guess it all works out, because when I run into the same person a few months later, they usually say, “I’m in a whole different place now.” And I don’t think they’re referring to Pittsburgh.
Why not be a schmuck? A licensed, practicing schmuck. Or, if you qualify, a CPS, a certified public schmuck. It may not seem like it when you look around, but there’s actually a shortage of schmucks in America. As a result, there’s big money in schmucking. The average schmuck earns $28,000 a year, plus benefits.   Call the Schmuck Technical Institute today and get our free booklet, Hey Putz, Be a Schmuck! Most people only manage to be schmucks at parties, but here’s your chance to become a fulltime, year-round schmuck. Give us a call. Don’t be a schmuck, be a schmuck.
Uncle Tonto had a tough life; intercourse with a pelican is not an easy thing to live down. He drank excessively. One time he was so hungover he had to consult a cottage cheese carton to determine the approximate date. At parties, he was the designated drinker, his preference being crème de menthe, Sterno and goat droppings. When stopped and tested by police, he usually set the Breathalyzer on fire. Refusing to drive when he was sober, in the mornings he rode to work on an electric floor buffer, claiming the one drawback was the time he wasted traveling from side to side. He was sentenced to ten years for defecating in a cathedral, but was released immediately when the warden felt Tonto was lowering the prison’s standards. After his release, he hitchhiked through Pennsylvania where he was beaten to death by a buggyload of Quakers.
The same is true of the word cuisine. The difference between food and cuisine is sixty dollars. That’s it. They’re stealing from you. You want to know some real gourmet food?
KEVIN: Boy, a lot has changed in twenty years.
RAY: Yeah.
KEVIN: Is Naughton still around?
RAY: Frankie?
KEVIN: No Jimmy.
RAY: Jimmy’s dead. And Frankie died at the funeral. They’re both dead.
KEVIN: What about Bobby? How’s he?
RAY: He’s dead, too. A lot of ‘em are dead.
KEVIN: What was the other Naughton kid’s name? Tommy? Is he dead?
RAY: No. Tommy’s not dead.
KEVIN: Thank God for that.
RAY: He’s dying.
KEVIN: Jeez! The mother must be heartbroken.
RAY: The mother was killed in a boiler explosion. Blown to pieces.
KEVIN: Jeez. I’ll never forget that house the Naughtons lived in. Kind of a cute little place with the green shutters.
RAY: Hit by lighting fifteen years ago. Burned to the ground. All the pets were killed.
KEVIN: Jeez. That’s too bad. I remember the Naughtons always like that house because it was so close to the church.
RAY: Our Lady of Perpetual Suffering?
KEVIN: Yeah
RAY: The church is gone. Condemned by the city last year and demolished on Good Friday.
KEVIN: So where do the neighborhood kids go to school?
RAY: Most of the neighborhood kids were killed a few years ago by a rapist who worked at the grocery store.
KEVIN: Dorian’s?
RAY: No, Babington’s.
KEVIN: I liked Dorian’s. They always had good produce.
RAY: Dorian’s collapse ten years ago and killed nineteen customers. The entire Halloran family was decapitated at the butcher counter while they were pickin’ out meat.
KEVIN: Jeez. Times really change.
RAY: Well, life goes on.
I don’t often write about my own experiences; it’s not my style. But I had a recent incident in traffic that that I’d like to tell you about. And before I being, there are a couple of things you ought to know about me: I drive kind of recklessly, I take a lot of chances, I never maintain my vehicles and I don’t believe in traffic laws. And so, because of these practices, I tend to have what a picky person would probably refer to as a lot of traffic accidents.
And wouldn’t you know, last week I ran over a sheep.
Or, possibly, I ran over a small man wearing a sheepskin coat. I’m not sure, really, because I didn’t stop. That’s another rule of mine: I never stop when I have a traffic accident. Do you? No. You can’t. Who has time? Not me.
If I hit something, or I run somebody over, I keep moving! Especially if I’ve injured someone. I refuse to involve myself in other people’s injuries.  And I can’t be stopping for everything.
Listen, folks. Let’s be logical about it. If you stop at the scene of the accident, all you do is add to the confusion.  Think about it – they’ve just been involved in a major traffic accident!
Well, of course they’re hurt. Look at all the blood! You just hit them with a ton and a half of steel- of course they’re hurt. Leave these people alone. Haven’t you done enough? For once in your life do the decent thing- don’t get involved...
Now, folks. There are two sides to this. Helping people by leaving them alone when they’re injured is one thing, that’s my altruistic side; people need to be self-reliant, and I want to do what I can to foster that. But it’s often hard for me to drive away from a nice fiery accident scene, because I have a self-indulgent side, and that needs to be honored too…
And if the traffic situation is such that I can’t quite see what’s going on- can’t get a good enough look- I’m not the least bit shy about asking the police to bring the bodies over a little closer to the car.
“Pardon me, Officers. Would you fellows mind dragging that twisted-looking chap over here a little closer to the car?
Also, I never say, “ A merry Christmas to you and yours.” I don’t like the possibilities suggested by that use of the possessive pronoun yours. One never knows when the other person may be a slave owner. I certainly wouldn’t want to encourage that sort of behavior.
Napalm and Silly Putty
A Florida man who wrestles alligators for a living was eaten alive today when the alligator apparently did not understand the universal signal for “time-out.”
You know what’s fun? Go to a German restaurant and insist on using chopsticks.


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Cloud Vision V1 API - Class Google::Api::ResourceDescriptor (v0.6.4)
Reference documentation and code samples for the Cloud Vision V1 API class Google::Api::ResourceDescriptor.
A simple descriptor of a resource type.
ResourceDescriptor annotates a resource message (either by means of a protobuf annotation or use in the service config), and associates the resource's schema, the resource type, and the pattern of the resource name.
Example:
message Topic {
// Indicates this message defines a resource schema.
// Declares the resource type in the format of {service}/{kind}.
// For Kubernetes resources, the format is {api group}/{kind}.
option (google.api.resource) = {
type: "pubsub.googleapis.com/Topic"
pattern: "projects/{project}/topics/{topic}"
};
}
The ResourceDescriptor Yaml config will look like:
resources:
- type: "pubsub.googleapis.com/Topic"
pattern: "projects/{project}/topics/{topic}"
Sometimes, resources have multiple patterns, typically because they can live under multiple parents.
Example:
message LogEntry {
option (google.api.resource) = {
type: "logging.googleapis.com/LogEntry"
pattern: "projects/{project}/logs/{log}"
pattern: "folders/{folder}/logs/{log}"
pattern: "organizations/{organization}/logs/{log}"
pattern: "billingAccounts/{billing_account}/logs/{log}"
};
}
The ResourceDescriptor Yaml config will look like:
resources:
- type: 'logging.googleapis.com/LogEntry'
pattern: "projects/{project}/logs/{log}"
pattern: "folders/{folder}/logs/{log}"
pattern: "organizations/{organization}/logs/{log}"
pattern: "billingAccounts/{billing_account}/logs/{log}"
Inherits
- Object
Extended By
- Google::Protobuf::MessageExts::ClassMethods
Includes
- Google::Protobuf::MessageExts
Methods
#history
def history() -> ::Google::Api::ResourceDescriptor::History
-
(::Google::Api::ResourceDescriptor::History) —
Optional. The historical or future-looking state of the resource pattern.
Example:
// The InspectTemplate message originally only supported resource // names with organization, and project was added later. message InspectTemplate { option (google.api.resource) = { type: "dlp.googleapis.com/InspectTemplate" pattern: "organizations/{organization}/inspectTemplates/{inspect_template}" pattern: "projects/{project}/inspectTemplates/{inspect_template}" history: ORIGINALLY_SINGLE_PATTERN }; }
#history=
def history=(value) -> ::Google::Api::ResourceDescriptor::History
-
value (::Google::Api::ResourceDescriptor::History) —
Optional. The historical or future-looking state of the resource pattern.
Example:
// The InspectTemplate message originally only supported resource // names with organization, and project was added later. message InspectTemplate { option (google.api.resource) = { type: "dlp.googleapis.com/InspectTemplate" pattern: "organizations/{organization}/inspectTemplates/{inspect_template}" pattern: "projects/{project}/inspectTemplates/{inspect_template}" history: ORIGINALLY_SINGLE_PATTERN }; }
-
(::Google::Api::ResourceDescriptor::History) —
Optional. The historical or future-looking state of the resource pattern.
Example:
// The InspectTemplate message originally only supported resource // names with organization, and project was added later. message InspectTemplate { option (google.api.resource) = { type: "dlp.googleapis.com/InspectTemplate" pattern: "organizations/{organization}/inspectTemplates/{inspect_template}" pattern: "projects/{project}/inspectTemplates/{inspect_template}" history: ORIGINALLY_SINGLE_PATTERN }; }
#name_field
def name_field() -> ::String
- (::String) — Optional. The field on the resource that designates the resource name field. If omitted, this is assumed to be "name".
#name_field=
def name_field=(value) -> ::String
- value (::String) — Optional. The field on the resource that designates the resource name field. If omitted, this is assumed to be "name".
- (::String) — Optional. The field on the resource that designates the resource name field. If omitted, this is assumed to be "name".
#pattern
def pattern() -> ::Array<::String>
-
(::Array<::String>) — Optional. The relative resource name pattern associated with this resource
type. The DNS prefix of the full resource name shouldn't be specified here.
The path pattern must follow the syntax, which aligns with HTTP binding syntax:
Template = Segment { "/" Segment } ; Segment = LITERAL | Variable ; Variable = "{" LITERAL "}" ;
Examples:
- "projects/\\{project}/topics/\\{topic}" - "projects/\\{project}/knowledgeBases/\\{knowledge_base}"
The components in braces correspond to the IDs for each resource in the hierarchy. It is expected that, if multiple patterns are provided, the same component name (e.g. "project") refers to IDs of the same type of resource.
#pattern=
def pattern=(value) -> ::Array<::String>
-
value (::Array<::String>) — Optional. The relative resource name pattern associated with this resource
type. The DNS prefix of the full resource name shouldn't be specified here.
The path pattern must follow the syntax, which aligns with HTTP binding syntax:
Template = Segment { "/" Segment } ; Segment = LITERAL | Variable ; Variable = "{" LITERAL "}" ;
Examples:
- "projects/\\{project}/topics/\\{topic}" - "projects/\\{project}/knowledgeBases/\\{knowledge_base}"
The components in braces correspond to the IDs for each resource in the hierarchy. It is expected that, if multiple patterns are provided, the same component name (e.g. "project") refers to IDs of the same type of resource.
-
(::Array<::String>) — Optional. The relative resource name pattern associated with this resource
type. The DNS prefix of the full resource name shouldn't be specified here.
The path pattern must follow the syntax, which aligns with HTTP binding syntax:
Template = Segment { "/" Segment } ; Segment = LITERAL | Variable ; Variable = "{" LITERAL "}" ;
Examples:
- "projects/\\{project}/topics/\\{topic}" - "projects/\\{project}/knowledgeBases/\\{knowledge_base}"
The components in braces correspond to the IDs for each resource in the hierarchy. It is expected that, if multiple patterns are provided, the same component name (e.g. "project") refers to IDs of the same type of resource.
#plural
def plural() -> ::String
-
(::String) — The plural name used in the resource name and permission names, such as
'projects' for the resource name of 'projects/{project}' and the permission
name of 'cloudresourcemanager.googleapis.com/projects.get'. It is the same
concept of the
plural
field in k8s CRD spec https://kubernetes.io/docs/tasks/access-kubernetes-api/custom-resources/custom-resource-definitions/Note: The plural form is required even for singleton resources. See https://aip.dev/156
#plural=
def plural=(value) -> ::String
-
value (::String) — The plural name used in the resource name and permission names, such as
'projects' for the resource name of 'projects/{project}' and the permission
name of 'cloudresourcemanager.googleapis.com/projects.get'. It is the same
concept of the
plural
field in k8s CRD spec https://kubernetes.io/docs/tasks/access-kubernetes-api/custom-resources/custom-resource-definitions/Note: The plural form is required even for singleton resources. See https://aip.dev/156
-
(::String) — The plural name used in the resource name and permission names, such as
'projects' for the resource name of 'projects/{project}' and the permission
name of 'cloudresourcemanager.googleapis.com/projects.get'. It is the same
concept of the
plural
field in k8s CRD spec https://kubernetes.io/docs/tasks/access-kubernetes-api/custom-resources/custom-resource-definitions/Note: The plural form is required even for singleton resources. See https://aip.dev/156
#singular
def singular() -> ::String
-
(::String) — The same concept of the
singular
field in k8s CRD spec https://kubernetes.io/docs/tasks/access-kubernetes-api/custom-resources/custom-resource-definitions/ Such as "project" for theresourcemanager.googleapis.com/Project
type.
#singular=
def singular=(value) -> ::String
-
value (::String) — The same concept of the
singular
field in k8s CRD spec https://kubernetes.io/docs/tasks/access-kubernetes-api/custom-resources/custom-resource-definitions/ Such as "project" for theresourcemanager.googleapis.com/Project
type.
-
(::String) — The same concept of the
singular
field in k8s CRD spec https://kubernetes.io/docs/tasks/access-kubernetes-api/custom-resources/custom-resource-definitions/ Such as "project" for theresourcemanager.googleapis.com/Project
type.
#style
def style() -> ::Array<::Google::Api::ResourceDescriptor::Style>
- (::Array<::Google::Api::ResourceDescriptor::Style>) — Style flag(s) for this resource. These indicate that a resource is expected to conform to a given style. See the specific style flags for additional information.
#style=
def style=(value) -> ::Array<::Google::Api::ResourceDescriptor::Style>
- value (::Array<::Google::Api::ResourceDescriptor::Style>) — Style flag(s) for this resource. These indicate that a resource is expected to conform to a given style. See the specific style flags for additional information.
- (::Array<::Google::Api::ResourceDescriptor::Style>) — Style flag(s) for this resource. These indicate that a resource is expected to conform to a given style. See the specific style flags for additional information.
#type
def type() -> ::String
-
(::String) — The resource type. It must be in the format of
{service_name}/{resource_type_kind}. The
resource_type_kind
must be singular and must not include version numbers.Example:
storage.googleapis.com/Bucket
The value of the resource_type_kind must follow the regular expression /[A-Za-z][a-zA-Z0-9]+/. It should start with an upper case character and should use PascalCase (UpperCamelCase). The maximum number of characters allowed for the
resource_type_kind
is 100.
#type=
def type=(value) -> ::String
-
value (::String) — The resource type. It must be in the format of
{service_name}/{resource_type_kind}. The
resource_type_kind
must be singular and must not include version numbers.Example:
storage.googleapis.com/Bucket
The value of the resource_type_kind must follow the regular expression /[A-Za-z][a-zA-Z0-9]+/. It should start with an upper case character and should use PascalCase (UpperCamelCase). The maximum number of characters allowed for the
resource_type_kind
is 100.
-
(::String) — The resource type. It must be in the format of
{service_name}/{resource_type_kind}. The
resource_type_kind
must be singular and must not include version numbers.Example:
storage.googleapis.com/Bucket
The value of the resource_type_kind must follow the regular expression /[A-Za-z][a-zA-Z0-9]+/. It should start with an upper case character and should use PascalCase (UpperCamelCase). The maximum number of characters allowed for the
resource_type_kind
is 100.


Preparation time
overnight
Cooking time
30 mins to 1 hour
Serves
Makes 6
This is a popular street food in China. You don’t eat the bamboo leaves, but they provide a distinctive flavour to the rice.
For this recipe you will need: 6 x 30cm/12in lengths of string
To make the glutinous rice, wash the rice until the water runs clear and soak in fresh water for 1 hour. Drain.
To make the pork belly parcels, soak the mushrooms in boiling water for 20 minutes. Drain, discard the stalks and finely chop. Boil the pork belly pieces in water in a large saucepan for 15 minutes. Drain and pat dry.
Mix together the picked shallot ingredients in a bowl and set aside to marinate.
For the pork belly parcels, heat the oil in a wok over a high heat. Mix together the pork, soy sauces and Chinese five-spice powder. Tip into the wok and stir-fry for 2–3 minutes, until browned and cooked through.
Add the soaked mushrooms, star anise, rock sugar, white pepper and stock. Bring to the boil, reduce the heat and simmer for 30 minutes, or until the volume of the liquid has reduced by a third.
To make the glutinous rice, steam the rice until cooked. Heat the oil in a wok over a high heat. Add the ginger, garlic, shallots and shrimps and stir-fry for 1 minute. Add the peanuts and rice and mix well. Season with the light soy sauce, five-spice and sesame oil and mix again. Remove from the heat and set aside.
To make the bamboo parcels, place one small leaf on top of a larger one with the points at opposite ends. Brush the inside with peanut oil. Fold the leaves, bringing the opposite ends to the middle to create a cup shape. Scoop some rice into the cup and top with 2–3 pork pieces. Add more rice to fill. Wrap the other end of the leaves around the opening to form a closed pyramid. Loop a piece of string around the triangular corner of the parcel, wrap around twice and tie to secure.
Whisk the dipping sauce ingredients together in a small bowl.
To serve, place a bamboo parcel on a plate and open up. Top with the salted duck yolks, pickled shallot, chilli, spring onion, radish and micro herbs - you don't eat the bamboo leaves as they are not edible. Serve with the dipping sauce.


One of the main strengths of the Rites of Passage programme is our ability to customize the programme content to the specific needs of the participants. Session activities are spread over a time period and designed around the eight modules with practical focus areas. Specific contents and focus will be determined after a need analysis has been completed. A session might focus on roles and responsibilities of being an adult, the power of words; another session might focus on image and awareness with exercises on personal introductions, character reading and perceptions through role-playing.
The next twenty years will be very critical for the nation and the African continent on every front of development. We are confronted by a fast paced, out of control environment of business disruption driven by technology and lifestyle changes. How do young people in Nigeria cope with the spate of disruption within an environment fraught with uncertainty, lack of opportunities and despair? Many youths make career choices based entirely on inadequate information or second guesses on how the economy works. Others mindlessly plunge into the rat race labyrinth for survival and wound up frustrated with the quality of lives they lead.
In the absence of safety nets that provide immediate support for young people who have been cultured and socialized in such depressed economies and challenging environments, these youths are at risk of shrinking their perspectives to accommodate their realities and thus compromise their true capacity to astound the world. The good news is that preparing for the future doesn't have to be rigorously grueling. Nor is it rocket science. A simple evidence based system that allows young people to mind map the future and deliberately build skills that empower them to dominate high skills and high wage global industries of the future is what the RITE OF PASSAGE is about. The Agenda2040's Rites of Passage programme confronts this reality through a multi-layered approach that presents Nigerian teenagers a clear and sure path to adulthood and industry readiness.
We carry out an extensive tracking programme to keep tab on the progress of every participant of this programme. Each participant is assigned a mentor to coach him through the program. Industry professionals and leaders in the A2040 community facilitate the series of interactive workshops.
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There are ongoing feedback tools that provide indicators about the effectiveness of the programme. _ A personal folder is maintained on each participant to track attendance, attitude, teamwork, drive and participation in projects, as well as special talents and skills exhibited. This is monitored at the beginning, during and at the end of programme. Members are signed up on the TRACK THE GENIUS PROGRAMME
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src package¶
Submodules¶
src.disk module¶
This module fetches disk information and returns a JSON with the disk data
-
class
src.disk.
Disk
¶ Bases:
object
Class to fetch, format and return disk information
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check_attr
(attr, val)¶ Check whether attribute for object present, if present, call and return data
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format_darwin
(data)¶ Format disk data for MacOS, summarize all paritions into the disk it belons to
-
retrieve_disk_info
()¶ Retrive disk information, format and return it
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src.driver module¶
Client Code integrates all metrics and send to Elastic Server
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src.driver.
CollectMetrics
(obj: dict) → bool¶ This method collects client metrics and returns them in a json
src.gpu module¶
This module fetches GPU information and returns a JSON with the GPU data
src.network module¶
This module fetches network information and returns a JSON with the network info data
-
class
src.network.
Network
¶ Bases:
object
Class to fetch, format and return network information
-
addresses
= None¶
-
connect_status
()¶
-
connected_interface
= None¶
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connection_status
= None¶
-
down_speed
= None¶
-
fill_network_info
(json: dict)¶
-
get_network_info
()¶
-
hostname
= None¶
-
ip_address
= None¶
-
mac_address
= None¶
-
speed_test
= None¶
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stats
= None¶
-
time_now
= None¶
-
up_speed
= None¶
-
src.system module¶
File contains definition for System class
-
class
src.system.
System
¶ Bases:
object
Defines methods to retrieve machine info
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FillSystemInfo
(json: dict)¶ This method fills the colelcted system info from the object’s attributes
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FillSystemMetrics
(json: dict)¶ This method fills system information that is more prone to change
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bios_uuid
= None¶
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hostname
= None¶
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is_x64
= None¶
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logical_cores
= None¶
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machine
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platform_name
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I am extremely passionate and ambitious towards everyone projects I embark on and I strive for me always on acquiring myself as much as possible expertise in my work.
And thus create solutions that ultimately are value creation for companies, customers and people. I'm a mood spreader and I go up a lot socializing and always trying to contribute to the good corporate culture.
Self-motivated, idea-creating and solution-oriented young developer with insight into the business world. Over half a year unique dedicated experience with RPA, Blue Prism - of which successfully developed 10 robots. Eye for customer service and creative solutions in a fast tempo. Able to prioritize and identify problems with creation of solution proposals.
PERSONAL QUALIFICATIONS:
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Social interacting with people is essential in a society where customer service is in focus to create more sales. To be Crew Member here was so much more than just the help one gave, it was the contacts one got as well as the teacher about customer relations who found my interest and which I will be able to use in my work with you.
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Market Analysis
Bitcoin Price Diary: Long Bitcoin, Bullish on Altcoins – XLM, VET, ONE
by Scott MelkerAltcoins have been inching their way deeper into my trading routine and this seventh entry of the crypto trading journal features a newly opened position on VeChain (VET), as well as a timely buy of Stellar Lumens (XLM). I am still long on Bitcoin (BTC) from under $9,000, as price moves sideways.
XLM/BTC
Part 1: Setting up the trade
Entries: .00000800 satoshis (sats), .00000870(sats), .00000797 (sats)
Targets: 0.00000940 (sats), .00001044 (sats)
Stop loss: The first stop loss was set at .00000781 (sats) on the breakout. As usual, I move this up to follow the price when required.
Risk / reward: Target 1 = 7.37, Target 2 = 12.84
Entry Idea
A member of the TexasWest Capital Discord asked me to chart XLM a few days before, and I identified the .00000797 (sats) area as a place that I would consider buying. In a surprise announcement, the Stellar Lumens team decided to burn 50% of the coin supply, causing a large and fast upside move, which caused my alarms at .00000797 (sats) to go off.
My preferred strategy is to buy the retest of a key resistance as support rather than just buying the breakout. As can be seen in the second chart below, XLM price came back and tested support, which is where I entered.
I set my buy orders at .00000800 (sats) instead of .00000797 (sats), just in case that line was front-run. This is a 15-minute chart, a time frame I rarely utilize. However, in a move this large and fast based on news, the price was unlikely to retest over a longer period of time, so I was willing to trade this smaller time frame.
I rarely FOMO into positions, but I saw the 50% burn as a legitimate catalyst and expected the price to potentially pull off an absolutely massive pump. When the fundamentals line up with the chart, you generally have to move very quickly to catch it.
XLM BTC daily chart. Source: TradingView
XLM BTC 15 minute chart. Source: TradingView
I immediately set my take profit for half of my position at .00000940 (sats), an area I saw as a key resistance. Within an hour, the price hit this line and dropped, which was ultimately the top of the move. In an effort to catch a second pump, I reentered at .00000870 (sats) but ultimately stopped out of this trade with the entire position at that same line when the price dropped.
How it worked out
I made 17.5% on half of this position in less than an hour, a very successful trade in my mind. The remainder closed at .00000870 (sats) for a profit of 8.75%
Part 2: Setting up another XLM trade
Entry: .00000797(sats)
Targets: 0.00000940 (sats), .00001044 (sats)
Stop loss: .00000781(sats) on the breakout.
Risk / reward: Target 1 = 8.94, Target 2 = 15.5
Entry Idea
This is effectively a second round of the same trade, with the first retest of the .00000797 (sats) line on a larger time frame. The FOMO has passed, so this key support is a likely place for a bounce if the price is going to continue up longer term. I will continue to update this trade in future journals.
XLM BTC 4-hour chart. Source: TradingView
VET/BTC
Entry: .00000050 (sats)
Targets: 0.00000062 (sats), .00000080 (sats), .000000102 (sats)
Stop loss: .00000781 (sats) on the breakout.
Risk / reward: Target 1 = 8.94, Target 2 = 15.5
Entry Idea
VET has historically been one of my favorite assets to trade, so I have been watching it for months. I identified .00000050 (sats) as the key area that, if broken, would signal that price was likely to continue up. Other areas of likely resistance (targets) are shown on the weekly chart below. I also drew a descending resistance, which price broke clearly on the weekly chart.
VET BTC weekly chart. Source: TradingView
Like the XLM trade above, I waited for a retest of resistance as support to enter. I entered at .00000050 (sats) based on this retest on the 4-hour chart.
VET BTC 4-hour chart. Source: TradingView
How it worked out
I have already taken profit on half of the position at .00000062 (sats), my first target, a 24% gain. The rest of the position remains open, waiting for a chance to hit higher targets. I will keep this trade open for as long as Bitcoin remains stable.
BTC/USD update
I stopped out of my two-week-long Bitcoin trade at a small loss this morning when the range lows were broken. I had plenty of opportunities to take some profit, so this was a poorly managed trade in my mind. In retrospect, I should have exited when the price was clearly rejected at the equilibrium of the trading range (dashed line). The details of the trade were described in the previous analysis. This amounted to a 1.2% loss on the position and a negligible portfolio loss.
BTC USD 4-hour chart. Source: TradingView
Additional trades:
ONE BTC daily chart. Source: TradingView
I have also entered a position on Harmony (ONE), with the basic setup shown below. I will update this in the next journal. I also still hold positions in Dogecoin (DOGE) and Holo (HOT), which I will update when the price action details such an update as relevant.
The views and opinions expressed here are solely those of the (@scottmelker) and do not necessarily reflect the views of Cointelegraph. Every investment and trading move involves risk. You should conduct your own research when making a decision.


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- adaptee
-
An object that has been adapted, also called
original
. See Adapter.
Adapter
-
An object whose sole purpose is to implement an Interface for another object.
See Interfaces and Adapters.
Application
-
A
twisted.application.service.Application
. There are
HOWTOs on creating and manipulating them as a
system-administrator, as well as using them in
your code.
- Avatar
-
(from Twisted Cred) business logic for specific user.
For example, in PB these are perspectives, in POP3 these
are mailboxes, and so on.
Banana
-
The low-level data marshalling layer of Twisted Spread.
See
twisted.spread.banana
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Broker
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A
twisted.spread.pb.Broker
, the object request
broker for Twisted Spread.
- cache
-
A way to store data in readily accessible place for later reuse. Caching data
is often done because the data is expensive to produce or access. Caching data
risks being stale, or out of sync with the original data.
- component
-
A special kind of (persistent)
Adapter
that works with a twisted.python.components.Componentized
. See also Interfaces and Adapters.
Componentized
-
A Componentized object is a collection of information, separated
into domain-specific or role-specific instances, that all stick
together and refer to each other.
Each object is an
Adapter
, which, in the
context of Componentized, we call components
. See also Interfaces and Adapters.
conch
- Twisted's SSH implementation.
- Connector
-
Object used to interface between client connections and protocols, usually
used with a
twisted.internet.protocol.ClientFactory
to give you control over how a client connection reconnects. See twisted.internet.interfaces.IConnector
and Writing Clients.
- Consumer
-
An object that consumes data from a Producer. See
twisted.internet.interfaces.IConsumer
.
- Cred
-
Twisted's authentication API,
twisted.cred
. See
Introduction to Twisted Cred and
Twisted Cred usage.
- credentials
-
A username/password, public key, or some other information used for
authentication.
- credential checker
-
Where authentication actually happens. See
ICredentialsChecker
.
- CVSToys
- A nifty set of tools for CVS, available at
http://twistedmatrix.com/users/acapnotic/wares/code/CVSToys/.
- Daemon
-
A background process that does a job or handles client requests.
Daemon is a Unix term; service is the Windows equivalent.
Deferred
-
A instance of
twisted.internet.defer.Deferred
, an
abstraction for handling chains of callbacks and error handlers
(errbacks
).
See the Deferring Execution HOWTO.
- Enterprise
-
Twisted's RDBMS support. It contains
twisted.enterprise.adbapi
for asynchronous access to any
standard DB-API 2.0 module. See Introduction to
Twisted Enterprise for more details.
- errback
-
A callback attached to a Deferred with
.addErrback
to handle errors.
Factory
-
In general, an object that constructs other objects. In Twisted, a Factory
usually refers to a
twisted.internet.protocol.Factory
, which constructs
Protocol instances for incoming or outgoing
connections. See Writing Servers and Writing Clients.
Failure
-
Basically, an asynchronous exception that contains traceback information;
these are used for passing errors through asynchronous callbacks.
- im
-
Abbreviation of
(Twisted) Instance
Messenger
.
- Instance Messenger
-
Instance Messenger is a multi-protocol chat program that comes with
Twisted. It can communicate via TOC with the AOL servers, via IRC, as well as
via PB with
Twisted Words. See
twisted.words.im
.
- Interface
-
A class that defines and documents methods that a class conforming to that
interface needs to have. A collection of core
twisted.internet
interfaces can
be found in twisted.internet.interfaces
. See also Interfaces and Adapters.
- Jelly
-
The serialization layer for Twisted Spread, although it
can be used seperately from Twisted Spread as well. It is similar in purpose
to Python's standard
pickle
module, but is more
network-friendly, and depends on a separate marshaller (Banana, in most cases). See twisted.spread.jelly
.
- Lore
- Lore is
Twisted's documentation system. The source format is a subset of
XHTML, and output formats include HTML and LaTeX.
- Manhole
-
A debugging/administration interface to a Twisted application.
- Microdom
-
A partial DOM implementation using SUX. It is simple and
pythonic, rather than strictly standards-compliant. See
twisted.web.microdom
.
- Names
- Twisted's DNS server, found in
twisted.names
.
- Nevow
- The successor to Woven; available from Divmod.
- PB
-
Abbreviation of
Perspective
Broker
.
- Perspective Broker
-
The high-level object layer of Twisted Spread,
implementing semantics for method calling and object copying, caching, and
referencing. See
twisted.spread.pb
.
- Portal
-
Glues credential checkers and
realms together.
- Producer
-
An object that generates data a chunk at a time, usually to be processed by a
Consumer. See
twisted.internet.interfaces.IProducer
.
Protocol
-
In general each network connection has its own Protocol instance to manage
connection-specific state. There is a collection of standard
protocol implementations in
twisted.protocols
. See
also Writing Servers and Writing Clients.
- PSU
- There is no PSU.
- Reactor
-
The core event-loop of a Twisted application. See
Reactor Basics.
- Reality
- See
Twisted Reality
- realm
-
(in Twisted Cred) stores avatars
and perhaps general business logic. See
IRealm
.
Resource
-
A
twisted.web.resource.Resource
, which are served
by Twisted Web. Resources can be as simple as a static file on disk, or they
can have dynamically generated content.
- Service
-
A
twisted.application.service.Service
. See Application howto for a description of how they
relate to Applications.
- Spread
- Twisted Spread is
Twisted's remote-object suite. It consists of three layers:
Perspective Broker, Jelly
and Banana. See Writing Applications
with Perspective Broker.
- SUX
- Small Uncomplicated XML, Twisted's simple XML
parser written in pure Python. See
twisted.web.sux
.
- TAC
- A Twisted Application Configuration is a Python
source file, generally with the .tac extension, which defines
configuration to make an application runnable using
twistd
.
- TAP
- Twisted Application Pickle (no longer supported), or simply just a
Twisted APplication. A serialised application that was created
with
mktap
(no longer supported) and runnable by twistd
. See
Using the Utilities.
- Trial
twisted.trial
, Twisted's unit-testing framework,
based on the unittest
standard library module. See also Writing tests for Twisted code.
- Twisted Matrix Laboratories
- The team behind Twisted.
http://twistedmatrix.com/.
- Twisted Reality
-
In days of old, the Twisted Reality multiplayer text-based interactive-fiction
system was the main focus of Twisted Matrix Labs; Twisted, the general networking
framework, grew out of Reality's need for better network functionality. Twisted
Reality has been superseded by the Imaginary project.
usage
- The
twisted.python.usage
module, a replacement for
the standard getopt
module for parsing command-lines which is much
easier to work with. See Parsing command-lines.
- Words
- Twisted Words is a multi-protocol chat server that uses the
Perspective Broker protocol as its native
communication style. See
twisted.words
.
- Woven
- Web Object Visualization Environment.
A templating system previously, but no longer, included with Twisted. Woven
has largely been superceded by
Divmod Nevow.
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Sliema MLT
Website: www.maltamarathon.com
Race Winners
(31 runnings)
3:03:16 2:54:53 3:08:30 3:00:13 3:01:48 25 Feb
2007
2:20:43
3:06:19
05 Mar
2006
2:21:01
3:12:05
27 Feb
2005
2:19:08
3:03:39
29 Feb
2004
2:22:29
3:08:29
23 Feb
2003
2:25:11
3:00:26
24 Feb
2002
2:31:42
3:05:23
25 Feb
2001
2:31:53
3:04:47
26 Feb
2000
2:30:45
3:09:50
28 Feb
1999
2:26:03
2:51:43
01 Mar
1998
2:25:53
3:24:17
23 Feb
1997
2:24:12
2:57:37
24 Feb
1996
2:24:56
2:56:32
19 Feb
1995
2:23:41
3:00:03
20 Feb
1994
2:27:12
2:40:28
14 Feb
1993
2:19:30
3:16:54
16 Feb
1992
2:20:51
3:08:24
17 Feb 1991
2:27:20
2:50:18 18 Feb
1990
2:20:48
3:04:44
19 Feb
1989
2:24:42
2:43:42
14 Feb
1988
2:20:35
---
15 Feb
1987
2:29:06
---
16 Feb
1986
2:27:48
3:34:39
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about 3 km longer than a marathon due to a error by the lead vehicle. The
course starts in Mdina and finishes in Sliema with a net drop of about 200
meters. In 2000, the race started in Dingli due to road works. The
2016 race produced excessively fast times, probably due ti the course net drop
and favoring winds.
28 Feb
2016
2:18:55
Abdelhakim El Felhi (MAR)
2:50:26
Nikolina Sustic (CRO)
22 Feb
2015
2:19:28
Mohamed Hajjy-5
3:09:08
Samantha Woodward (GBR)
23 Feb
2014
2:18:27
Mohamed Hajjy-4
3:00:20
Josann Attard Pulis (MLT)
24 Feb
2013
2:16:06
Mohamed Hajjy-3
2:56:40
Carmen Hili-7
26 Feb
2012
2:19:04
Mohamed Hajjy-2
Carmen Hili-6
27 Feb
2011
2:19:34
Mohamed Hajjy (MAR)
Helen Taranowski (ENG)
28 Feb
2010
2:32:56+
Hicham El Barouki (MAR)
Hayley Kuter (NZL)
01 Mar
2009
2:25:59
Rik Ceulemans (BEL)
Carmen Hili-5
24 Feb
2008
2:18:38
Joshua Rop-2
Carmen Hili-4
Philemon Kipkering (KEN)
Carmen Hili-3
Joshua Rop (KEN)
Carmen Hili-2
Abdelkadir Marchane-4
Cecilia Fenech-4
Abdelkadir Marchane-3
Carmen Hili (MLT)
Abdelkadir Marchane-2
Cecilia Fenech-3
Tomonari Ono (JPN)
Cecilia Fenech-2
Abdelkadir Marchane (MAR)
Birgit Lennartz (GER)
John Buhajar (MLT)
Astrid Benohr (GER)
Percy Dunn (RSA)
Tanja Schäfer (GER)
Carsten Breitenbach (GER)
Daphne Farrugia (MLT)
Piotr Sliwiak (POL)
Anne Bierth (GER)
Janusz Sarnicki (POL)
Hildegard Mockenhaupt (GER)
Igor Fatianov (RUS)
Cecilia Fenech (MLT)
Johann Stromann (GER)
Carolyn Hunter-Rowe (ENG)
Hugh Jones (ENG)
Anni Loenstad (GER)
Nikolay Dyakov (UKR)
Julie Hustwist (GBR)
Trevor Hawes-2
Eleanor Robinson (ENG)
Attila Barus (SVK)
Yvonne Bisitt (GBR)
Trevor Hawes (WAL)
Tanya Ball (ENG)
Terrence Mitchell (SCO)
n/a
Ian Thompson (ENG)
n/a
Mark Pickard (ENG)
Dolores Scerri
Kay (MLT)
Most Wins
(1986/date)
Men
5
Mohamed Hajjy (MAR)
2011-15
Women
7
Carmen Hili (MLT)
2004,2006-09,2012-13
Prize Money
(ADR qualified runners)
No information on prize money has been received for this race.
Race Time Bias
(sec/km)
Insufficient data to calculate the race time bias.
Competitive Level
(1990-date)
Insufficient data to calculate the competitive level.
Quality Performances
Men <2:17 1 <2:18 1 <2:19 5 <2:20 11 Women <2:42 1 <2:44 2 <2:46 2 <2:48 2 <2:50 3
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A probabilistic function to see if a comparable object exists within an
array of comparable objects.
- searchArray(byte[], byte) - Static method in class o6167656e74323431.stupidjava.BogoSearch
-
Overloaded version of searchArray function to deal with the byte
primitive data-type.
- searchArray(short[], short) - Static method in class o6167656e74323431.stupidjava.BogoSearch
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Overloaded version of searchArray function to deal with the short
primitive data-type.
- searchArray(int[], int) - Static method in class o6167656e74323431.stupidjava.BogoSearch
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Overloaded version of searchArray function to deal with the int
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Overloaded version of searchArray function to deal with the long
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Overloaded version of searchArray function to deal with the float
primitive data-type.
- searchArray(double[], double) - Static method in class o6167656e74323431.stupidjava.BogoSearch
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Overloaded version of searchArray function to deal with the double
primitive data-type.
- searchArray(char[], char) - Static method in class o6167656e74323431.stupidjava.BogoSearch
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Overloaded version of searchArray function to deal with the char
primitive data-type.
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Overloaded version of searchArray function to deal with the boolean
primitive data-type.
- shuffleArray(T[]) - Static method in class o6167656e74323431.stupidjava.MergeShuffle
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Function that uses a merge-sort style algorithm to sort an array of
numbers.
- shuffleArray(byte[]) - Static method in class o6167656e74323431.stupidjava.MergeShuffle
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Overloaded version of the shuffleArray function to deal with the byte
primitive data-type.
- shuffleArray(short[]) - Static method in class o6167656e74323431.stupidjava.MergeShuffle
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Overloaded version of the shuffleArray function to deal with the short
primitive data-type.
- shuffleArray(int[]) - Static method in class o6167656e74323431.stupidjava.MergeShuffle
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Overloaded version of the shuffleArray function to deal with the int
primitive data-type.
- shuffleArray(long[]) - Static method in class o6167656e74323431.stupidjava.MergeShuffle
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Overloaded version of the shuffleArray function to deal with the long
primitive data-type.
- shuffleArray(float[]) - Static method in class o6167656e74323431.stupidjava.MergeShuffle
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Overloaded version of the shuffleArray function to deal with the float
primitive data-type.
- shuffleArray(double[]) - Static method in class o6167656e74323431.stupidjava.MergeShuffle
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Overloaded version of the shuffleArray function to deal with the double
primitive data-type.
- shuffleArray(char[]) - Static method in class o6167656e74323431.stupidjava.MergeShuffle
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Overloaded version of the shuffleArray function to deal with the char
primitive data-type.
- shuffleArray(boolean[]) - Static method in class o6167656e74323431.stupidjava.MergeShuffle
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Overloaded version of the shuffleArray function to deal with the boolean
primitive data-type.


ms_title = 'Security Questions'; $this->ms_include_js = "\n"; $this->mb_must_login = true; $this->ma_steps = array(); $this->ma_steps[0] = array(); $this->ma_steps[0]['seed'] = false; $this->ma_steps[0]['validate'] = true; $this->ma_steps[0]['redirect'] = ''; $this->ma_steps[1] = array(); $this->ma_steps[1]['seed'] = false; $this->ma_steps[1]['validate'] = false; $this->ma_steps[1]['redirect'] = ''; } function initStep_0() { $this->ma_fields = array( '_title' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_TITLE, 'flags' => 0, 'label' => 'Password Recovery Options'), '_info0' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_INFORM, 'flags' => 0, 'label' => "
". "Set these up now so that you can take advantage of them if you run ". "into trouble.". // "
". // "". // "Sometimes people change emails and forget to update their info at Film ". // "Aficionado. If that happens and happen to you forget your password there ". // "are a few options left.". "
" ), 'step' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_INPUT, 'flags' => CWnd_DLG_VISI_HIDE, 'input' => CWnd_DLG_INPUT_TEXT, 'uparm' => DVDAF3_POST, 'value' => '1'), // ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- '_sect1' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_SECTION, 'flags' => 0, 'label' => "#1: Alternate email addresses"), '_info1' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_INFORM, 'flags' => 0, 'label' => "". "You can add up to 3 other email addresses which can be used to send ". "you a new password. We will not sell or share your info.". "
" ), '_email1' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_INPUT, 'flags' => CWnd_DLG_NEED | CWnd_DLG_NOAUTOCOMPL, 'input' => CWnd_DLG_INPUT_TEXT, 'parm' => "size='36", 'min' => 0, 'max' => 32, 'uparm' => DVDAF3_POST, 'label' => "Alternate email 1"), '_email2' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_INPUT, 'flags' => CWnd_DLG_NEED | CWnd_DLG_NOAUTOCOMPL, 'input' => CWnd_DLG_INPUT_TEXT, 'parm' => "size='36", 'min' => 0, 'max' => 32, 'uparm' => DVDAF3_POST, 'label' => "Alternate email 2"), '_email3' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_INPUT, 'flags' => CWnd_DLG_NEED | CWnd_DLG_NOAUTOCOMPL, 'input' => CWnd_DLG_INPUT_TEXT, 'parm' => "size='36", 'min' => 0, 'max' => 32, 'uparm' => DVDAF3_POST, 'label' => "Alternate email 3"), // ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- '_sect2' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_SECTION, 'flags' => 0, 'label' => "#2: Security Questions"), '_info2' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_INFORM, 'flags' => 0, 'label' => "". "These security questions would allow anyone with the right answers ". "to reset your password and gain access to your account. If you decide ". "to use them it is best to pick questions that do not have common ". "answers like cop, doctor, firefighter, home, school, work, superman, ". "dad, mom, brother, sister, etc.". "
" ), 'q1' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_INPUT, 'flags' => CWnd_DLG_NEED, 'input' => CWnd_DLG_INPUT_SELECT, 'sele' => array( 1 => 'What was the name of your first stuffed animal?', 2 => 'As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?', 3 => 'What was the name of the first boy/girl you were enamorated with?', 4 => 'Where were you when you had your first kiss?', 5 => 'What was the name of the first boy/girl you kissed?', 6 => 'What was the last name of your first grade teacher?', 7 => 'Where were you when you first heard about 9/11?', 8 => 'Who was your childhood hero?', 9 => 'What is your maternal grandmother's maiden name?', 10 => 'Where were you when you had your first alcoholic drink?'), 'uparm' => DVDAF3_POST, 'value' => '1', 'label' => "Question 1"), 'a1' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_INPUT, 'flags' => CWnd_DLG_NEED | CWnd_DLG_NOAUTOCOMPL, 'input' => CWnd_DLG_INPUT_TEXT, 'parm' => "size='36'", 'min' => 0, 'max' => 32, 'uparm' => DVDAF3_POST, 'label' => ""), 'q2' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_INPUT, 'flags' => CWnd_DLG_NEED, 'input' => CWnd_DLG_INPUT_SELECT, 'sele' => array( 1 => 'What was the name of your first stuffed animal?', 2 => 'As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?', 3 => 'What was the name of the first boy/girl you were enamorated with?', 4 => 'Where were you when you had your first kiss?', 5 => 'What was the name of the first boy/girl you kissed?', 6 => 'What was the last name of your first grade teacher?', 7 => 'Where were you when you first heard about 9/11?', 8 => 'Who was your childhood hero?', 9 => 'What is your maternal grandmother's maiden name?', 10 => 'Where were you when you had your first alcoholic drink?'), 'uparm' => DVDAF3_POST, 'value' => '2', 'label' => "Question 2"), 'a2' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_INPUT, 'flags' => CWnd_DLG_NEED | CWnd_DLG_NOAUTOCOMPL, 'input' => CWnd_DLG_INPUT_TEXT, 'parm' => "size='36'", 'min' => 0, 'max' => 32, 'uparm' => DVDAF3_POST, 'label' => ""), 'q3' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_INPUT, 'flags' => CWnd_DLG_NEED, 'input' => CWnd_DLG_INPUT_SELECT, 'sele' => array( 1 => 'What was the name of your first stuffed animal?', 2 => 'As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?', 3 => 'What was the name of the first boy/girl you were enamorated with?', 4 => 'Where were you when you had your first kiss?', 5 => 'What was the name of the first boy/girl you kissed?', 6 => 'What was the last name of your first grade teacher?', 7 => 'Where were you when you first heard about 9/11?', 8 => 'Who was your childhood hero?', 9 => 'What is your maternal grandmother's maiden name?', 10 => 'Where were you when you had your first alcoholic drink?'), 'uparm' => DVDAF3_POST, 'value' => '3', 'label' => "Question 3"), 'a3' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_INPUT, 'flags' => CWnd_DLG_NEED | CWnd_DLG_NOAUTOCOMPL, 'input' => CWnd_DLG_INPUT_TEXT, 'parm' => "size='36'", 'min' => 0, 'max' => 32, 'uparm' => DVDAF3_POST, 'label' => ""), // ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- '_sect3' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_SECTION, 'flags' => 0, 'label' => "#3: Text Messaging"), '_info3' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_INFORM, 'flags' => 0, 'label' => "". "As a last resort, and at your request, we can attempt to send you a text message ". "via Google SMS (". "http://www.google.com/mobile/sms/mail/) -- not available in all countries. ". "It may take a day or two as we have to do it manually and we do not really have ". "a staff. We will not sell or share your info. Depending on what kind of plan ". "you have your carrier may charge you a fee for receiving a text message. We ". "have no control over that.". "
" ), 'mobile' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_INPUT, 'flags' => CWnd_DLG_NEED | CWnd_DLG_NOAUTOCOMPL, 'input' => CWnd_DLG_INPUT_TEXT, 'parm' => "size='18'", 'min' => 0, 'max' => 16, 'uparm' => DVDAF3_POST, 'label' => "Mobile Number"), 'country' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_INPUT, 'flags' => CWnd_DLG_NEED | CWnd_DLG_NOAUTOCOMPL, 'input' => CWnd_DLG_INPUT_TEXT, 'parm' => "size='18'", 'min' => 0, 'max' => 16, 'uparm' => DVDAF3_POST, 'label' => "Country"), /* 'code_int' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_INPUT, 'flags' => CWnd_DLG_NEED | CWnd_DLG_NOAUTOCOMPL, 'input' => CWnd_DLG_INPUT_TEXT, 'parm' => "size='12'", 'min' => 0, 'max' => 8, 'uparm' => DVDAF3_POST, 'label' => "Security Code Confirmation". "Please enter the 6 characters shown in the image.
Your password has been changed.
"), 'enter' => array('kind' => CWnd_DLG_KIND_RESPONSE, 'flags'=> 0, 'label'=> '', 'opt' => array(array('type' => 'button', 'name' => 'ok', 'value' => 'Continue to homepage' , 'onclick' => "location.href=\"/\"")), 'input'=> CWnd_DLG_INPUT_BUTTONS)); } } new CSecQuestions; ?>


Crowns!
Current bet: $10 per guess
Current Max Bet: $5000 per guess
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Wallet: $100
Current bet: $10 per guess
Current Max Bet: $5000 per guess
Wallet: $100
The rules of the game are simple.
The first step is to select a number you will be betting on.
Then, you click roll. The computer will roll three dice.
If one is equal to your chosen number, you get your bet, if two, you get twice your bet, and if three, your bet is tripled.
However, if none are equal, you lose your bet.
If you run out of money, click reset.
Have fun!
Click here to see the expected values
Made by Jake Wagoner.
Any suggestions or bug reports can be filled out here.


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