The page of my open source projects.
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Kio is a set of Kotlin extensions for Apache Beam to implement a fluent-like API for Java SDK.
Spark States is a project to provide some custom state store providers for Apache Spark.
Kotlin User Agents is a port of the selwin's Python library that provides an easy way to identify/detect devices like mobile phones, tablets and their capabilities by parsing user agent strings.
ARCHIVED Sija Framework is an open source software implementation of some guidelines and a small framework written in PHP to help quickly and easily create simple REST services and web applications using JSON API.
Apache Flink is an open source stream processing framework with powerful stream- and batch-processing capabilities.
Apache Bahir provides extensions to distributed analytics platforms such as Apache Spark and Apache Flink. The flink-siddhi library is a part of this project now.
Twitter Chill is a set of extensions for the Kryo serialization library including serializers and some classes to ease configuration of Kryo in systems like Hadoop, Storm, Akka, etc (and Flink of course!).
Sberbank Open Data is a sample to show how to process some data using Filebeat and Logstash and how to visualize that to get some information. The open data were downloaded from a Sberbank site. Also, Vagrant and Ansible are used for deploying and testing.


Load a library dynamically rather than using @Library
syntax.
You may use global variables defined in the library thereafter:
library 'mylib@master'
usefulFunction()
You may also load classes defined in the library by selecting their fully-qualified names
like properties on the return value of this step, then call static methods
or call constructors as if they were a method named new
:
def utils = library('mylib').com.mycorp.jenkins.Utils.new(this)
utils.handyStuff()


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A powerful feature that makes JavaScript unique is its ability to work asynchronously via callback functions. Assigning async callbacks let you write event-driven code but it also makes tracking down bugs a hair pulling experience since the JavaScript is not executing in a linear fashion.
Luckily, now in Chrome DevTools, you can view the full call stack of asynchronous JavaScript callbacks!
Once you enable the async call stack feature in DevTools, you will be able to
drill into the state of your web app at various points in time. Walk the full
stack trace for some event listeners, setInterval
, setTimeout
, XMLHttpRequest
,
promises, requestAnimationFrame
, MutationObservers
, and more.
As you walk the stack trace, you can also analyze the value of any variable at that particular point of runtime execution. It's like a time machine for your watch expressions!
Let's enable this feature and take a look at a few of these scenarios.
Try out this new feature by enabling it in Chrome. Go to the Sources panel of Chrome Canary DevTools.
Next to the Call Stack panel on the right hand side, there is a new checkbox for "Async". Toggle the checkbox to turn async debugging on or off. (Although once it's on, you may not ever want to turn it off.)
You've probably seen this before in Gmail:
If there is a problem sending the request (either the server is having problems or there are network connectivity issues on the client side), Gmail will automatically try re-sending the message after a short timeout.
To see how async call stacks can help us analyze delayed timer events and XHR responses, I've recreated that flow with a mock Gmail example. The full JavaScript code can be found in the link above but the flow is as follows:
By solely looking at the Call Stack panel in previous versions of DevTools, a
breakpoint within postOnFail()
would give you little information about where
postOnFail()
was being called from. But look at the difference when turning on
async stacks:
With async call stacks turned on, you can view the entire call stack to easily
see if the request was initiated from submitHandler()
(which happens after clicking the submit button) or from
retrySubmit()
(which happens after a setTimeout()
delay):
When you walk the full call stack, your watched expressions will also update to reflect the state that it was in at that time!
In addition to simply watching expressions, you can interact with your code from previous scopes right in the DevTools JavaScript console panel.
Imagine that you are Dr. Who and you need a little help comparing the clock from before you got into the Tardis to "now". From the DevTools console, you can easily evaluate, store, and do calculations on values from across different execution points.
Staying within DevTools to manipulate your expressions will save you time from having to switch back to your source code, make edits, and refresh the browser.
If you thought the previous mock Gmail flow was hard to unravel without the async call stack feature enabled, can you imagine how much harder it would be with more complex asynchronous flows like chained promises? Let's revisit the final example of Jake Archibald's tutorial on JavaScript Promises.
Here's a little animation of walking the call stacks in Jake's async-best-example.html example.
Let's go deeper into the HTML5Rocks archives. Remember Paul Lewis' Leaner, Meaner, Faster Animations with requestAnimationFrame?
Open up the
requestAnimationFrame
demo
and add a breakpoint at the beginning of the update()
method (around line 874) of
post.html. With async call stacks we get a lot more insights into
requestAnimationFrame
, including the ability to walk all
the way back to the initiating scroll event callback.
MutationObserver
allow us to observe changes in the DOM. In this
simple example,
when you click on the button, a new DOM node is appended to

.
Add a breakpoint within nodeAdded()
(line 31) in demo.html. With async call
stacks enabled, you can now walk the call stack back through addNode()
to the
initial click event.
If you tend to assign all of your callbacks as anonymous functions, you may wish to instead give them a name to make viewing the call stack easier.
For example, take an anonymous function like this:
window.addEventListener('load', function(){ // do something });
And give it a name like windowLoaded()
:
window.addEventListener('load', function windowLoaded(){ // do something });
When the load event fires, it will show up in the DevTools stack trace with its function name instead of the cryptic "(anonymous function)". This makes it much easier to see at a glance what's happening in your stack trace.
To recap, these are all the asynchronous callbacks in which DevTools will display the full call stack:
setTimeout()
or setInterval()
was initialized.
xhr.send()
was called.
addEventListener()
:
Walk back to where the event was fired. Due to performance reasons, not all DOM events are eligible for the async call stacks feature. Examples of currently available events include: 'scroll', 'hashchange', and
'selectionchange'.
addEventListener()
:
Walk back to where the event was fired. Available multimedia events include: audio and video events (e.g. 'play', 'pause', 'ratechange'), WebRTC MediaStreamTrackList events (e.g. 'addtrack', 'removetrack'), and MediaSource events (e.g. 'sourceopen').
Being able to see the full stack trace of your JavaScript callbacks should keep those hairs on your head. This feature in DevTools will be especially helpful when multiple async events happen in relation to each other, or if an uncaught exception is thrown from within an async callback.
Give it a try in Chrome. If you have feedback on this new feature, drop us a line on the Chrome DevTools bug tracker or in the Chrome DevTools Group.
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Compute field-modulated EPR spectrum.
yMod = fieldmod(x,y,ppAmpl) yMod = fieldmod(x,y,ppAmpl,Harmonic) fieldmod(...)
fieldmod
computes the effect of modulating the field on the EPR
spectrum. Modulation of the external static field is standard in CW
EPR spectroscopy. Because of modulation, the recorded signal is approximately
the first derivative of the spectral shape and not the
absorption spectrum itself. Given an absorption spectrum y
over a field
range x
(in mT), fieldmod
returns the modulated
absorption spectrum in yMod
.
The parameter ppAmpl
specifies the peak-to-peak modulation
amplitude in mT, as it is usually specified when measuring EPR
spectra. Harmonic
allows for the selection of the detection
harmonic of the modulated spectrum. 1 gives the first harmonic and
is the default value, higher values give higher harmonics. 0 is the zeroth
harmonic, i.e. the d.c. component.
The function returns a pseudo-modulated spectrum in the sense that it only takes into account the effect of the modulation amplitude, completely neglecting possible effects of the modulation frequency on the spectrum, like sidebands for narrow lines. Also, saturation effects are neglected. It is assumed that the magnetization adiabatically follows the modulated field - the modulation period is much longer than T1 or T2.
If no output variable is given, fieldmod
plots the original
and the modulated spectrum.
Suppose spec
is an absorption spectrum over a field range B
.
Then the effect of first-harmonic detection with a field modulation amplitude of 50
Gauss (peak-to-peak) is
B = linspace(340,360,500); spec = gaussian(B,350,1); ppModAmplitude = 5; % units are mT ! specMod = fieldmod(B,spec,ppModAmplitude); plot(B,specMod); xlabel('magnetic field [mT]');
The modulation amplitude is much bigger than the line width, and the effect of overmodulation is clearly visible.
The function implements a procedure described in
This procedure convolves the spectrum with the Fourier transform of an appropriate Bessel function.
garlic, gaussian, lorentzian, lshape, pepper


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--- layout: post title: Last day to enter the raffle for a ticket to Roy Osherove’s TDD workshop date: '2009-09-16T09:24:00.001+01:00' tags: [altnetworkshops] modified_time: '2009-09-16T09:24:57.699+01:00' blogger_id: tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4015568221071268916.post-9171057687577101088 comments: true blogger_orig_url: http://serialseb.blogspot.com/2009/09/last-day-to-enter-raffle-for-ticket-to.html ---
As you know, Roy is delivering the first of our AltNetWorkshops on Saturday the 26th of September. Most of the tickets are now gone, but you have the chance to enter a raffle for the last remaining ticket by sending me an email at seb@serialseb.com


HTTP Request Methods
-
Defines the type of the HTTP request, commonly found in the form of GET
and POST
-
APIs should use methods to understand what operation to perform on the
identified resource/collection
CRUD
Operation |
Method |
| Create |
POST |
| Read |
GET |
| Update |
PATCH/PUT |
| Delete |
DELETE |
PATCH VS PUT
- PUT
-
Will replace an existing resource or create it if it isn't present.
Expects to receive a complete object.
- PATCH
-
Will only update specified properties and can only operate on existing
resources.


{{!
the container for the list
Note that the {{#items}}{{/items}} Mustache section is the iteration marker
Note that {{>item}} refers to the individual list item partial template
These two are necessary to drive the functionality of the generic list, although not necessarily
in the exact same way as presented here.
!}}


Setting the Default View for Announcements
How to set the default view for announcements in the Announcements module. This setting enables users who are authorized to add a copy of an existing Announcements module on a different page and then set the default view of that module to expired, future, current or all, thereby allowing you to display an automatic archive of your announcements.
-
- Select the Announcements Settings tab.
- In the Default View text box, select one of the following from the drop down list:
- Current: Current announcements are displayed by default.
- Expired: Expired announcements are displayed by default.
- Future: Future announcements are displayed by default.
- All: All announcements are displayed by default.
-
Click the OK button to confirm.


toggle-msbuildisolation – Toggles between MSBuild build isolation on and off.
toggle-msbuildisolation
Build isolation is a feature of the build customization in b(1), bcc(1), bdiag(1), msb(1), nr(1), slngen(1). See there for more details.


Pathfinder Worker:
Your result:
Rank A
It is magnificent. You strongly lowered the rate of the intrusion through Kamaloka.
As in any other battle, the main thing to protect itself, when you inside the Environments of Kamaloka. We they must not attack rash.
We, pathfinders, prepared reward for those, who it reached the impressive results, in order to in following time they could carry out task still better.
You do want to obtain the reward, which corresponds to your level?
[npc_%objectId%_SoloKamaReward|To obtain the reward.]


ptargrep
Find regular expression patterns in one or more tar archive files.
More information: home page
- Search for a pattern within a tar file:
ptargrep "search_pattern" path/to/file
- Search for a pattern within multiple files:
ptargrep "search_pattern" path/to/file1 path/to/file2 path/to/file3
- Extract to the current directory using the basename of the file from the archive:
ptargrep --basename "search_pattern" path/to/file
- Search for a case-insensitive pattern matching within a tar file:
ptargrep --ignore-case "search_pattern" path/to/file


I found inspriation for my design from the Camera C3 Argus. I wanted my design for the Camera of the Future to be idealized from the perspective of the writer in the article. It should have whimsy, but also have imperfections in a charming way.
The article mentions that the camera is the size of a walnut, so I compared it to a walnut. in the second image.
Lastly, I have taken away the chord that extends down the sleeve, but I still wanted the camera to wrap around the head of the wearer. The final design is on the right side of the page.
Functional Specification and User Flow.
The image on top is a magazine ad for the Camera of the Future. I imitated the romantic style of 1940's and 1950's advertisements and replaced the image of a regular consumer and home-owner with a scientist. The product is enlarged on the side to show what it looks like up-close and displayed on the wearer on the right.
Below is the complete design of the Camera of the Future. With this view, you can see all of the details that you would not be able to see if the camera was its true size.
My first instinct for this project was to gather data and represent it in a simple, easy-to-digest manner while putting a creative spin on the project. I wanted to create an interactive cube which would display the data to all six questions on each face. When the user would spin the cube, it would turn to a different side.
I scrapped my ideas for the interactive cube, as I wanted to strive for a more abstract idea representing individual responses rather than a collective whole. I was intrigued by the idea of using lines and dots to represent data, as it felt scientific.
Response 2
Response 5
Response 6
Response 11
Response 14
Response 15


cssSlideJS
examples/flip3d
A 3D flip slideshow for browsers that support CSS3 3D transforms.
cssSlideJS
by Saverio Caminiti


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E. X. P.
Create your own world, and don't starve!
Warning: contains flashing effects.
Check it out! (Pre-Alpha)2K Space
Team up with friends and create giant pixel art on a massive global canvas.
Coming soon: 2K Hyperspace. Draw pixel art and let AI link it to a website!
Nice!Trick or treat
Go trick or treating whenever
you want on your computer!
Over
HereKalkulator
A calculator whenever you need one!
Get
it hereCritters
Critters is a framework for fluent AI in a JS environment.
Cool!spaghetti.js
spaghetti.js is a framework for JS strings. Use it to lock values, encrypt strings, and
more!
Yummy!
About us
We make games and have fun doing it! Our newest game, E. X. P., is in pre-alpha.
Please pay a visit sometime soon, it will be constantly updated. All our games are free and we hope you
enjoy them. Our (small) army of awesome coders include:


Base
public enum Base : String, Codable
This enum holds the values of various events that can be sent to the event bus
-
Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case READY = "READY"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case INIT = "INIT"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case POLYGON_CLICKED = "POLYGON_CLICKED"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case SET_MAP = "SET_MAP"
-
Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case MAP_CHANGED = "MAP_CHANGED"
-
Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case UPDATE_GEOLOCATION = "UPDATE_GEOLOCATION"
-
Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case FOCUS_ON = "FOCUS_ON"
-
Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case SET_POLYGON_COLOR = "SET_POLYGON_COLOR"
-
Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case SET_BACKGROUND_COLOR = "SET_BACKGROUND_COLOR"
-
Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case GET_CURRENT_MAP = "GET_CURRENT_MAP"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case CLEAR_POLYGON_COLOR = "CLEAR_POYGON_COLOR"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case CLEAR_ALL_POLYGON_COLORS = "CLEAR_ALL_POLYGON_COLORS"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case ADD_INTERACTIVE_POLYGON = "ADD_INTERACTIVE_POLYGON"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case REMOVE_INTERACTIVE_POLYGON = "REMOVE_INTERACTIVE_POLYGON"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case SET_SAFE_AREA = "SET_SAFE_AREA"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case LABEL_ALL_LOCATIONS = "LABEL_ALL_LOCATIONS"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case LABEL_POLYGON = "LABEL_POLYGON"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case ENABLE_BLUE_DOT = "ENABLE_BLUE_DOT"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case DISABLE_BLUE_DOT = "DISABLE_BLUE_DOT"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case GET_NEAREST_NODE = "GET_NEAREST_NODE"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case GET_BLUE_DOT_IS_FOLLOWING = "GET_BLUE_DOT_IS_FOLLOWING"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case SET_BLUE_DOT_IS_FOLLOWING = "SET_BLUE_DOT_IS_FOLLOWING"
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Declaration
Swift
case GET_DIRECTIONS = "GET_DIRECTIONS"
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Declaration
Swift
case DESTROY = "DESTROY"
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Declaration
Swift
case GET_VENUE = "GET_VENUE"
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Declaration
Swift
case DATA_LOADED = "DATA_LOADED"
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Declaration
Swift
case FIRST_MAP_LOADED = "FIRST_MAP_LOADED"
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Declaration
Swift
case CREATE_MARKER = "CREATE_MARKER"
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Declaration
Swift
case MARKER_MOVE = "MARKER_MOVE"
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Declaration
Swift
case OVERRIDE_LOCATION = "OVERRIDE_LOCATION"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case BLUE_DOT_UPDATED = "BLUE_DOT_UPDATED"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case NOTHING_CLICKED = "NOTHING_CLICKED"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case DRAW_PATH = "DRAW_PATH"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case DRAW_JOURNEY = "DRAW_JOURNEY"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case REMOVE_ALL_PATHS = "REMOVE_ALL_PATHS"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case CLEAR_JOURNEY = "CLEAR_JOURNEY"
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Undocumented
Declaration
Swift
case REMOVE_ALL_LABELS = "REMOVE_ALL_LABELS"


WITNESS LIST Human Services Committee April 28, 1997-10:30A HB 2498 For: WISE, MIGUEL (AUTHOR) On: OTTO, KINGSBURY (PRS) HB 2663 For: WISE, MIGUEL (AUTHOR) SB 58 On: MACIAS, LUIS (TWC) SB 59 On: MACIAS, LUIS (TWC) SB 262 For: LATIMER, DAVID (TX HOMES SERVICES AGING) Registering, but not testifying: For: HARDY, ALAN (AARP) HOLTERMANN, JOHN (TSHL) SB 618 For: DEATON, DIANA (ASSIST.LIVING ASSOC.) HARDY, ALAN (AARP) LATIMER, DAVID (HOMES SERVICES AGING) NAIL, ELAINE (SELF) Registering, but not testifying: For: HOLTERMANN, JOHN (SILVERHAIRED LEGIST.) NAIL, JIMMY (SELF) Against: RICH, SID (RETIREMENT COMMUNITIES) SB 725 For: PUENTE, ROBERT (AUTHOR) SCR 14 Registering, but not testifying: For: BROWN, LAURA (CTD PAS TASK FORCE) SCR 36 On: URBAN, KARL (TDOA) Registering, but not testifying: For: HARDY, ALAN (AARP)


Third period surge leads Storm past Rangers
Kitchener has now lost eight of their last 10 games, and remain last in the Western Conference
by Mark PareGive the Kitchener Rangers credit.
Coming in against the hottest team and best defense in the OHL, it was going to be an uphill battle.
But with the game tied at one, the Guelph Storm scored a backbreaker with a second left in the second period and put up three more in the final frame to take down the Blueshirts 5-1 Tuesday night at The Aud.
Riley Damiani tallied a power play marker off a beauty of a backhand feed from Jonathan Yantsis in the second, extending Damiani's point streak to six games.
But that's all they could get by Nico Daws, who made 30 saves to claim the victory.
Pavel Gogolev had a three-point night, putting him up to 19 points in his last 10 games.
Cam Hillis had a goal and an assist, while Keegan Stevenson, Josh Wainman and Cedric Ralph scored the others for the visitors.
Lucas Pfeil stopped 20 shots in the loss.
Kitchener has now lost eight of their last 10 games, and things don't get any easier with London paying a visit to Kitchener Friday night.
Pregame on 570 NEWS is 7:00 p.m.


THE LION KING II: SIMBA'S PRIDE A film review by Steve Rhodes Copyright 1998 Steve Rhodes RATING (0 TO ****): ** 1/2
THE LION KING is back in THE LION KING II: SIMBA'S PRIDE, a direct-to-video release. Given the financial success of the original, it was probably inevitable that Disney would try to mine the vein one more time for some cinematic gold. Although a highly polished production, the sequel pales in significance to its predecessor.
This time the story is a Romeo and Juliet retread. Simba and Nala's daughter, Kiara, falls in love with Kovu, the son of Zira, a follower of Simba's uncle and archenemy, the now dead Scar. Like the Montagues and the Capulets, the two families will insist that the kids not see each other, but the kids will get together, of course, since they don't feel the family's hatred within them. The story probably sounds more impressive than it is. Mainly the lions spend their time chasing and being chased. Whereas the original had such a mesmerizing story, the sequel succeeds in spite of rather than because of the story.
Most of the old voices are back, along with new ones, and include Matthew Broderick as Simba, Neve Campbell as the adult Kiara, Robert Guillaume as Rafiki, Moira Kelly as Nala, Nathan Lane as Timon, Jason Marsden as the adult Kovu, Suzanne Pleshette as Zira and Ernie Sabella as Pumbaa. Of these, Matthew Broderick has the most trouble in representing his character. Just as he was unable to carry GODZILLA a few months ago, here he just does not have a powerful enough presence to be credible as the king of the jungle.
There are only a few reasons to rent or buy the sequel: the images, the music, and the humor, and each of these is seriously compromised.
Most the images were probably handsome before they were transferred to videotape, but on VHS they are sorely lacking. The dazzling, radiant colors from film stock lose so much in the transfer. There are a few dull scenes, such as the big, ending lion battle that would be mediocre in any medium. To be fair, in comparison with most direct-to-video releases, this one far outshines most of the others.
The music has most of the energy of the original, but the songs aren't quite in the memorable category. Let's just call them, well, tuneful.
The humor from the original makes a few, much appreciated, guest appearances. Still, any movie that relies on flatulence for its biggest laugh has its limitations. As a bad group of lions attack, Timon raises Pumbaa's tail and threatens them with the "winds of war."
Disney throws in a few PC lines that reek of tokenism. Kiara doesn't like being called by her title. "I'm not just a princess, you know," she tells Timon and Pumbaa. "That's just half of who I am."
Judged against other direct-to-video releases, this one stands out as a much more expensive and polished production. The result is a pleasant experience but not an involving or memorable one, sort of Disney-lite.
THE LION KING II: SIMBA'S PRIDE runs just 1:15. It is rated G and would be fine for the entire family. Unlike the original, which might scare some impressionable younger viewers, this one has fewer frightening sequences, although the lions do growl and fight some.
My son Jeffrey, age 9, really liked the movie, but he liked the original better because it was more serious, whereas the sequel relied more on humor. He liked the fighting scenes the best. His friend Alan, also 9, said it was very good. Both of them gave it ****.
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Help
How to use Tabminder
Tabminder is a simple Chrome extension designed to make you more mindful while browsing distracting sites. It prevents quick visits to Reddit, Twitter, and Hacker News from turning into work-sucking time vortexes by providing a gentle reminder every few minutes. When you open a distracting tab, Tabminder starts counting down from a preset time limit. When time's up, it will prompt you to close the tab or restart the timer. This is just annoying enough to intercept distracted browsing, but not so strict that it prevents you from taking a break once in a while. (You deserve it, right?)
Once you've installed Tabminder in Chrome, you'll see a stopwatch icon in the toolbar:
To add your favorite time-wasting sites, click on the "options" link from your extension settings page:
Or click on the Tabminder icon in the toolbar and select "settings:"
Add a few distracting sites to your list of timesinks and a time in minutes for each one:
Make sure you enter each site's hostname exactly as it appears in the address bar. Note: you might need to double-check your URLs. You don't need to enter 'http://' before the hostname, but you do need to include 'www' if it appears in the Chrome address bar (e.g. entering 'reddit.com' won't work, while entering 'www.reddit.com' will). If the timer doesn't start when you expect it, double-check your URLs. I'm working on better filtering in future updates.
When you visit a distracting site, the toolbar icon will turn red:
If you check "Show remaining time in toolbar" in the options page, the icon will also display the number of minutes remaining:
While you're browsing, you can add a site to the list of timesinks by clicking the toolbar icon and selecting "Add page to timesinks." Or, if you've found yourself on a distracting site, but don't want to add it permanently, you can start a temporary timer by selecting "Start timer."
Both these options use the default time limit from the settings page:
If you've been browsing a distracting site for too long, Tabminder will redirect you to a reminder page:
If you realize you're wasting time, click "close tab" and get back to work. If you're reading something really interesting, click "restart timer" and the countdown will start over again.


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You and your co-signer will need a total of 2 Trezor hardware wallets. Both Trezors do not need to be co-located. Your co-signer can use this application on their own computer and send you their signature via a (preferably secure) side-channel such as email.
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(PECL libevent >= 0.0.1)
event_set — Prepare an event
Prepares the event to be used in event_add(). The event
is prepared to call the function specified by the callback
on the events specified in parameter events
, which
is a set of the following flags: EV_TIMEOUT
,
EV_SIGNAL
, EV_READ
,
EV_WRITE
and EV_PERSIST
.
If EV_SIGNAL
bit is set in parameter events
,
the fd
is interpreted as signal number.
After initializing the event, use event_base_set() to associate the event with its event base.
In case of matching event, these three arguments are passed to the
callback
function:
fd
Signal number or resource indicating the stream.
events
A flag indicating the event. Consists of the following flags:
EV_TIMEOUT
, EV_SIGNAL
,
EV_READ
, EV_WRITE
and EV_PERSIST
.
arg
Optional parameter, previously passed to event_set()
as arg
.
event
Valid event resource.
fd
Valid PHP stream resource. The stream must be castable to file descriptor, so you most likely won't be able to use any of filtered streams.
events
A set of flags indicating the desired event, can be
EV_READ
and/or EV_WRITE
.
The additional flag EV_PERSIST
makes the event
to persist until event_del() is called, otherwise
the callback is invoked only once.
callback
Callback function to be called when the matching event occurs.
arg
Optional callback parameter.
event_set() returns TRUE
on success or FALSE
on error.
| 版本 | 说明 |
|---|---|
| 0.0.4 |
EV_SIGNAL support was added.
|


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Facebook's Libra launch was 'ridiculously stupid,' blockchain boss says
by Theron Mohamed- Facebook’s unveiling of its proposed Libra cryptocurrency this summer was “ridiculously stupid,” according to the boss of a company building its own blockchain ecosystem.
- “The way they rolled it out … it was just so in your face,” R3 CEO David Rutter said at a recent company conference, according to Financial News.
- Rutter called the social network “really naive” based on some of its ideas, such as underpinning Libra with a weighted basket of currencies.
- Visit Business Insider’s homepage for more stories.
Facebook’s unveiling of its proposed Libra cryptocurrency this summer was “ridiculously stupid,” according to the boss of a company building its own blockchain ecosystem.
“The way they rolled it out … it was just so in your face,” R3 CEO David Rutter said at a recent company conference, according to Financial News. “There’s a lack of understanding.”
Facebook underestimated the complexity of building a cryptocurrency ecosystem, Rutter said, according to Financial News. For example, the social-media giant suggested underpinning Libra with a weighted basket of currencies, but translating digital coins back into different currencies is “not simple,” he said. “It’s really naïve.”
R3, which was founded as a consortium of top-tier banks, is working with more than 300 partners to build an open-source blockchain platform called Corda, as well as a paid version for businesses.
Libra has drawn intense scrutiny from government regulators, prompting launch partners including Visa, Mastercard, and PayPal to walk back their support. Lawmakers have grilled Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and other executives on whether they can be trusted to protect users’ privacy, handle vast amounts of financial data, and other issues.


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But I like to imagine they would be quite happy to use this as a landing page on their AdWords campaign.
The goal is to give the impression of quality service without going overboard and coming off too spendy. I think I hit a nice middle ground with lots of neutral tones and a classy set of bathroom photos all in the same color palette.
Functionality wise, we have strong reasons to trust the company above the fold and a solid call to action above the fold as well. As the viewer scrolls down, they get more reasons to trust the company followed by another call to action in the form of a contact form I am quite proud of!
Overall, one of my favorite pieces for blending style and function in a way that leaves me and the client very happy!
If you want to see the page in action, check out: http://designerofstuff.com/example-contractor-landing-page/.


Sprint 1
Dev Academy
What I've learned so far
- Command line
- What Git is
- What Github is
- What is Version Control
- Create and delete directories
- Clone a repository
- Stage commits
- Make commits
- What a branch is
- Create a branch on a clone repo
- Merge changes on branch
- Fork a repository
- Clone a forked repository
- Setting up remotes
- Fetch changes
- Understanding the purpose of Core and Human Skills
- What is flipped learning
- Identifying my learning strenghts and weaknesses


Use this view to setup and import / export data from a SQL database (MySQL, MariaDB, PostgreSQL, etc).


|
sSNV
|
Dentate gyrus/prefrontal cortex |
NIH NeuroBioBank; WGS of single isolated neuronal nuclei |
Lodato et al.
14
|
|
sSNV
|
Hippocampus |
Netherlands Brain Bank and Human Brain and Spinal Fluid Resource Center; WES of laser capture micro dissected hippocampal formations |
Park et al.
19
|
|
sSNV
|
Hippocampus |
Banner Sun Health Research Institute; RNA‐seq based mutation analysis (from GSE67333) |
Ivashko‐Pachima et al.
46
|
|
RNAseq
|
Cerebellum |
Mayo clinic (AMP‐AD); bulk tissue |
Allen et al.
50
|
|
RNAseq
|
Temporal cortex |
Mayo clinic (AMP‐AD); bulk tissue |
Allen et al.
50
|
|
RNAseq
|
Frontal pole (BA10) |
Mount Sinai/JJ Peters VA Medical Center Brain Ban (AMP‐AD); bulk tissue |
Wang et al.
51
|
|
RNAseq
|
Superior temporal gyrus (BA22) |
Mount Sinai/JJ Peters VA Medical Center Brain Ban (AMP‐AD); bulk tissue |
Wang et al.
51
|
|
RNAseq
|
Parahippocampal gyrus (BA36) |
Mount Sinai/JJ Peters VA Medical Center Brain Ban (AMP‐AD); bulk tissue |
Wang et al.
51
|
|
RNAseq
|
Inferior frontal gyrus (BA44) |
Mount Sinai/JJ Peters VA Medical Center Brain Ban (AMP‐AD); bulk tissue |
Wang et al.
51
|
|
RNAseq
|
Dorsolateral prefrontal cortex |
Mount Sinai/JJ Peters VA Medical Center Brain Ban (AMP‐AD); bulk tissue |
Mostafavi et al.
52
|
|
RNAseq
|
Hippocampus |
Netherlands Brain Bank; bulk tissue |
Van Rooij et al.
53
|
|
RNAseq
|
Entorhinal Cortex |
Victorian Brain bank; single‐nucleus RNA sequencing |
Grubman et al.
54
|
NOTE. Abbreviations: AMP‐AD, Accelerating Medicines Partnership Alzheimer's Disease Project; BA, Brodmann area; RNAseq, RNA sequencing; sSNV, somatic single nucleotide variant; WES, whole exome sequencing; WGS, whole genome sequencing.


Here are my answers to the exercises in the Haskell Wikibook: Pattern Matching chapter:
Test the flawed
h
function above in GHCi, with arguments equal to and different from 1. Then, explain what goes wrong.The following code:
k = 1 h :: Int -> Bool h k = True h _ = Falsewon't compile because the
k
that's defined to equal 1 is different from thek
in the pattern. The two patterns forh
overlap, they both match everything, one is anonymous and one is bound tok
.In this section about pattern matching with literal values, we made no mention of the boolean values
True
andFalse
, but we can do pattern matching with them as well, as demonstrated in the Next steps chapter. Can you guess why we omitted them? (Hint: is there anything distinctive about the way we write boolean values?)The literal values True and False begin with capital letters, and so could be confused with Types or Constructors.
Implement
scanr
, as in the exercise in Lists III, but this time using an as-pattern.myScanr :: (a -> b -> b) -> b -> [a] -> [b] myScanr f n l = foldr g [n] l where g x list@(y:ys) = (f x y) : list


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Uses of Class
org.apache.qpid.protonj2.types.transport.ErrorCondition
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Uses of ErrorCondition in org.apache.qpid.protonj2.codec.decoders.transport
Methods in org.apache.qpid.protonj2.codec.decoders.transport that return ErrorCondition Modifier and Type Method Description ErrorCondition[]
ErrorConditionTypeDecoder. readArrayElements(InputStream stream, StreamDecoderState state, int count)
ErrorCondition[]
ErrorConditionTypeDecoder. readArrayElements(ProtonBuffer buffer, DecoderState state, int count)
ErrorCondition
ErrorConditionTypeDecoder. readValue(InputStream stream, StreamDecoderState state)
ErrorCondition
ErrorConditionTypeDecoder. readValue(ProtonBuffer buffer, DecoderState state)
Methods in org.apache.qpid.protonj2.codec.decoders.transport that return types with arguments of type ErrorCondition Modifier and Type Method Description Class<ErrorCondition>
ErrorConditionTypeDecoder. getTypeClass()
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Uses of ErrorCondition in org.apache.qpid.protonj2.codec.encoders.transport
Methods in org.apache.qpid.protonj2.codec.encoders.transport that return types with arguments of type ErrorCondition Modifier and Type Method Description Class<ErrorCondition>
ErrorConditionTypeEncoder. getTypeClass()
Methods in org.apache.qpid.protonj2.codec.encoders.transport with parameters of type ErrorCondition Modifier and Type Method Description int
ErrorConditionTypeEncoder. getElementCount(ErrorCondition error)
byte
ErrorConditionTypeEncoder. getListEncoding(ErrorCondition value)
void
ErrorConditionTypeEncoder. writeElement(ErrorCondition error, int index, ProtonBuffer buffer, Encoder encoder, EncoderState state)
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Uses of ErrorCondition in org.apache.qpid.protonj2.engine
Methods in org.apache.qpid.protonj2.engine that return ErrorCondition Modifier and Type Method Description ErrorCondition
Endpoint. getCondition()
ErrorCondition
Transaction. getCondition()
If the declare or discharge of the transaction caused its state to becomeTransactionState
FAILED this method returns theErrorCondition
that the remote used to describe the reason for the failure.ErrorCondition
Endpoint. getRemoteCondition()
If the remote has closed thisEndpoint
and provided anErrorCondition
as part of the closing AMQP performative then this method will return it.Methods in org.apache.qpid.protonj2.engine with parameters of type ErrorCondition Modifier and Type Method Description TransactionManager
TransactionManager. declareFailed(Transaction<TransactionManager> transaction, ErrorCondition condition)
Respond to a previousDeclare
request from the remoteTransactionController
indicating that the requested transaction declaration has failed and is not active.TransactionManager
TransactionManager. dischargeFailed(Transaction<TransactionManager> transaction, ErrorCondition condition)
Respond to a previousDischarge
request from the remoteTransactionController
indicating that the discharge resulted in an error and the transaction must be considered rolled back.E
Endpoint. setCondition(ErrorCondition condition)
Sets the localErrorCondition
to be applied to aEndpoint
close. -
Uses of ErrorCondition in org.apache.qpid.protonj2.engine.impl
Methods in org.apache.qpid.protonj2.engine.impl that return ErrorCondition Modifier and Type Method Description ErrorCondition
ProtonEndpoint. getCondition()
ErrorCondition
ProtonTransaction. getCondition()
ErrorCondition
ProtonTransactionController. getCondition()
ErrorCondition
ProtonTransactionManager. getCondition()
ErrorCondition
ProtonEndpoint. getRemoteCondition()
ErrorCondition
ProtonTransactionController. getRemoteCondition()
ErrorCondition
ProtonTransactionManager. getRemoteCondition()
Methods in org.apache.qpid.protonj2.engine.impl with parameters of type ErrorCondition Modifier and Type Method Description TransactionManager
ProtonTransactionManager. declareFailed(Transaction<TransactionManager> transaction, ErrorCondition condition)
TransactionManager
ProtonTransactionManager. dischargeFailed(Transaction<TransactionManager> transaction, ErrorCondition condition)
E
ProtonEndpoint. setCondition(ErrorCondition condition)
TransactionController
ProtonTransactionController. setCondition(ErrorCondition condition)
TransactionManager
ProtonTransactionManager. setCondition(ErrorCondition condition)
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Uses of ErrorCondition in org.apache.qpid.protonj2.types.messaging
Methods in org.apache.qpid.protonj2.types.messaging that return ErrorCondition Modifier and Type Method Description ErrorCondition
Rejected. getError()
Methods in org.apache.qpid.protonj2.types.messaging with parameters of type ErrorCondition Modifier and Type Method Description Rejected
Rejected. setError(ErrorCondition error)
Constructors in org.apache.qpid.protonj2.types.messaging with parameters of type ErrorCondition Constructor Description Rejected(ErrorCondition error)
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Uses of ErrorCondition in org.apache.qpid.protonj2.types.transport
Methods in org.apache.qpid.protonj2.types.transport that return ErrorCondition Modifier and Type Method Description ErrorCondition
ErrorCondition. copy()
ErrorCondition
Close. getError()
ErrorCondition
Detach. getError()
ErrorCondition
End. getError()
Methods in org.apache.qpid.protonj2.types.transport with parameters of type ErrorCondition Modifier and Type Method Description Close
Close. setError(ErrorCondition error)
Sets the error that should be conveyed with the AMQPClose
.Detach
Detach. setError(ErrorCondition error)
End
End. setError(ErrorCondition error)
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The undersigned, participant at “Bolzano Snowdays” from 8th to 10th March 2018, declares to release the organisers from any liability towards the undersigned and from any responsibility regarding potential casualties suffered or a damage inflicted to a third party in the exercise of the activities of the whole sports event.
During the whole event, if I willingly or grossly negligently damage anything I will be held responsible
for the complete amount of the damage inflicted.
If I break or lose my sledge
during the Moon-Sledge-Riding on Thursday 8th, I will pay a fee of 150€ to SCUB.
The Snowdays Team
cannot take any responsibility for sport accidents or self-inflicted accidents, thefts or losses of any
kind. Please take care and look after your belongings yourself.
I authorize the release of pictures
of
myself taken during the event from 8th to 10th March 2018 on the official website of the event, on other
internet channels controlled by the organizational team and on informational material.
I accept to follow the house rules of the student dorms and the instructions of my host.
I accept
to be excluded from Snowdays in case of violation of house rules, host’s instructions and
common rules of behavior aimed at ensuring a pleasant environment.
If I cause any damage to the
student dorm and/or I lose the key, SCUB reserves the right of keeping a deposit of 50€, which
will not be returned to me after the event.
If I cause any damage to the buses, I will pay a fee of 100€ as agreed with the bus company.


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TOP SECRET//SI//NOFORN//GELATO
- don't listen to squid
- don't spam
- no emoji
- we are committed to providing an unfriendly, unsafe and unwelcoming environment for all, regardless of level of experience, gender, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, personal experience, body size, race, ethnicity, age, religion, nationality, or other similar characteristic
- please use sexual, sexist, racist, homophobic, or otherwise bigoted words, phrases or nicknames to harass as many other members or people in general, and especially use a given term if someone expressed distress or concerns about it, whether in public or private means of communication
- you are expected to participate deconstructively in the discussion. please be rude and discourteous. there is a need to be mean and rude
- do not respect that people have differences of opinion or that every design or implementation choice carries a trade-off and numerous costs. there is always a right answer, and it's always yours
- please keep unstructured critique to a maximum. if you have solid ideas you want to experiment with, shove them up your ass
- we will exclude you from all interactions regardless of whether you insult, demean or harass anyone. that is welcome behavior. we do not interpret the term "harassment" as meaning anything; if you have any clarity about what might be included in that concept, please keep it to yourself. in particular, we tolerate behavior that excludes people in socially marginalized groups
- private harassment is also acceptable. no matter who you are, if you feel you have been or are being harassed or made uncomfortable by a community member, please close your xmpp client and try very hard never to visit this muc again. whether you're a regular contributor or a newcomer, we do not care about making this community a safe place for you and we do not have your back
- likewise any spamming, trolling, flaming, baiting or other attention-stealing behavior is welcome. unless you are squid. fuck squid. (see rule 1)
- there are no moderators
- moderators are held to the same low standard as other community members. if a moderator creates an inappropriate situation, they should expect to be exorcized because there are no moderators
- there might be certain edge-cases, where rules might be ambiguous. in those cases, we, as moderators, will try to do our best at judging unfairly without basis in this code of conduct
- make "speeches". talk as frequently as possible and at great length. illustrate your "points" by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences. never hesitate to make a few appropriate "patriotic" comments
- when possible, refer all matters to committees, for "further study and consideration." attempt to make the committees as large as possible - never less than five
- bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible
- misunderstand orders. ask endless questions or engage in long correspondence about such orders. quibble over them when you can
- haggle over precise wordings of communications, minutes, resolutions
- refer back to matters decided upon at the last meeting and attempt to re-open the question of the advisability of that decision
- be unreasonable and urge your fellow-conferees to be "reasonable" and avoid haste which might result in embarrassments or difficulties later on
- be worried about the propriety of any decision - raise the question of whether such action as is contemplated lies within the jurisdiction of the group or whether it might conflict with the policy of some higher echelon
- don't order new working materials until your current stocks have been virtually exhausted, so that the slightest delay in filling your order will mean a shutdown
- to lower morale and with it, production, be pleasant to inefficient workers; give undeserved promotions. discriminate against efficient workers; complain unjustly about their work
- fill out forms illegibly so that they will have to be done over; make mistakes or omit requested information in forms
- spread disturbing rumors that sound like inside dope
- it's the user's fault if something goes wrong
- attempt conflict before collaboration
- people who intentionally insult others (users, developers, corporations, other projects, or gelato itself) will not be dealt with
- we are dealing with hardware with lots of undocumented pitfalls. it is quite possible that you did everything right, but gelato or its tools still won't work for you
- gelato users must be formulated to withstand heating to 300 degrees, vaporization, and being squirted at 30 miles per hour, at a rate of 36,000 drops per second, through a nozzle one third the size of a human hair
- DON'T betray gelato work and gelato workers under any circumstances
- DON'T carry or keep with you names and addresses, except in good code
- DON'T keep in your rooms openly any incriminating documents or literature
- DON'T take any unnecessary risks in gelato work
- DON'T shirk gelato work because of the risk connected with it
- DON'T boast of what you have to do or have done for gelato
- DON'T divulge your membership in gelato without necessity
- DON'T let any spies follow you to appointments or meetings
- DON'T lose your nerve in danger
- DON'T answer any questions if arrested, either at preliminary hearings or in the court
- after having entered the gelato gates I must not treat the parents and relatives of my sworn brothers as my own kin. I shall suffer death by five banhammers if I do not keep this oath
- I shall not assist my sworn brothers to bury their parents and brothers by offering financial or physical assistance. I shall be killed by five banhammers if I do not pretend to have no knowledge of their troubles
- when gelato brothers visit my house, I shall not provide them with board and lodging. I shall be killed by myriads of banhammers if I do not treat them as strangers
- I will never acknowledge my gelato brothers when they identify themselves. if I do not ignore them I will be killed by myriads of banhammers
- I shall disclose the secrets of the gelato family, even to my parents, brothers, or wife. I shall always disclose the secrets for money. I will be killed by myriads of banhammers if I do not do so
- I shall always betray my sworn brothers. if, through a misunderstanding, I have not caused the arrest of one of my brothers I must arrest him immediately. if I break this oath I will be killed by five banhammers
- I will not offer financial assistance to sworn brothers who are in trouble in order that they may pay their passage fee, etc. if I break this oath I will be killed by five banhammers
- I must always cause harm or bring trouble to my sworn brothers or moderators. if I do not do so I will be killed by myriads of banhammers
- I must always commit indecent assaults on the wives, sisters, or daughters, of my sworn brothers. I shall be killed by five banhammers if I break this oath
- I shall always embezzle cash or property from my sworn brothers. if I break this oath I will be killed by myriads of banhammers
- I will not take good care of the wives or children of sworn brothers entrusted to my keeping. if I do I will be killed by five banhammers
- if I have not supplied false particulars about myself for the purpose of joining the gelato family I shall be killed by five banhammers
- if I should not change my mind and deny my membership of the gelato family I will be killed by myriads of banhammers
- if I do not rob a sworn brother or assist an outsider to do so I will be killed by five banhammers
- if I should not take advantage of a sworn brother or force unfair business deals upon him I will be killed by myriads of banhammers
- if I do not knowingly convert my sworn brother's cash or property to my own use I shall be killed by five banhammers
- if I have not wrongly taken a sworn brother's cash or property during a robbery I must take it from him. if I do not I will be killed by five banhammers
- if I am arrested after committing an offence I must reject my punishment and try to place blame on my sworn brothers. if I do not do so I will be killed by five banhammers
- if any of my sworn brothers are killed, or arrested, or have departed to some other place, I will not assist their wives and children who may be in need. if I do not pretend to have no knowledge of their difficulties I will be killed by five banhammers
- when any of my sworn brothers have been assaulted or blamed by others, I must not come forward and help him if he is in the right or advise him to desist if he is wrong. if he has been repeatedly insulted by others I shall not inform our other brothers and arrange to help him physically or financially. if I do not keep this oath I will be killed by five banhammers
- if it comes to my knowledge that the government is seeking any of my sworn brothers who has come from other provinces or from overseas, I shall not inform him in order that he may make his escape. if I break this oath I will be killed by five banhammers
- I must conspire with outsiders to cheat my sworn brothers at gambling. if I do not do so I will be killed by myriads of banhammers
- I shall cause discord amongst my sworn brothers by spreading false reports about any of them. if I do not do so I will be killed by myriads of banhammers
- I shall appoint myself as moderator without authority. after entering the gelato gates for three years the loyal and faithful ones may not be promoted by the moderators with or without the support of his sworn brothers. I shall be killed by five banhammers if I do not make any unauthorized promotions myself
- if my natural brothers are involved in a dispute or lawsuit with my sworn brothers I must help either party against the other and must not attempt to have the matter settled amicably. if I break this oath I will be killed by five banhammers
- after entering the gelato gates I must not forget any previous grudges I may have borne against my sworn brothers. if I do so I will be killed by five banhammers
- I must trespass upon the territory occupied by my sworn brothers. I shall be killed by five banhammers if I do not pretend to have no knowledge of my brothers' rights in such matters
- I must covet or seek to share any property or cash obtained by my sworn brothers. if I do not have such ideas I will be killed
- I must disclose any address where my sworn brothers keep their wealth and I must conspire to make wrong use of such knowledge. if I do not do so I will be killed by myriads of banhammers
- I must give support to outsiders if so doing is against the interests of any of my sworn brothers. if I do not keep this oath I will be killed by myriads of banhammers
- I must take advantage of the gelato brotherhood in order to oppress or take violent or unreasonable advantage of others. I must not be content and honest. if I break this oath I will be killed by five banhammers
- I shall be killed by five banhammers if I do not behave indecently towards small children of my sworn brothers' families
- if any of my sworn brothers has committed a big offence I must inform upon them to the government for the purposes of obtaining a reward. I shall be killed by five banhammers if I break this oath
- I must take to myself the wives and concubines of my sworn brothers and commit adultery with them. if I do not do so I will be killed by myriads of banhammers
- I must always reveal gelato secrets or signs when speaking to outsiders. if I do not do so I will be killed by myriads of banhammers
- after entering the gelato gates I shall not be loyal or faithful and shall not endeavour to overthrow microsoft and restore gelato labs by co-ordinating my efforts with those of my sworn brethren even though my brethren and I may not be in the same professions. our common aim is not to avenge our five script kiddies
- this is my gelato. there are many like it, but this one is mine
- my gelato is my best friend. it is my life. I must master it as I must master my life
- without me, my gelato is useless. without my gelato, I am useless. I must fire my gelato true.  I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
- my gelato and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. we know that it is the hits that count. we will hit...
- my gelato is human, even as I, because it is my life. thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my gelato clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. we will become part of each other. we will...
- before god, I swear this creed. my gelato and I are the defenders of my country. we are the masters of our enemy. we are the saviors of my life
- so be it, until victory is america's and there is no enemy, but peace!
- watch southpark when you're supposed to be working
- your proper military title is “princess anastasia”
- threaten anyone with black magic
- challenge anyone’s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair
- get silicone breast implants
- play “pulp fiction” with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer
- add “in accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers you give to questions an officer asks you
- add pictures of officers you don’t like to war criminal posters
- title any product “get over it”
- purchase anyone’s soul on government time
- join the communist party
- join any militia
- form any militia
- allowed out of your office only when the president visits
- train adopted stray dogs to “sic brass!”
- you must not get a haircut; it tampers with your “samson like powers”
- god may contradict any of your orders
- perform your now (in)famous “barbie girl dance” while on duty
- call any officers immoral, untrustworthy, lying, slime, even if you're wrong
- taunt the french
- attempt to antagonize SAS
- call SAS “wankers”
- ask those who outrank you if they’ve been smoking crack
- tell officers that you are smarter than they are, especially if it’s not true
- always confuse dutch soldiers for french ones
- tell german soldiers that “we kicked your ass in world war 2!”
- tell princess di jokes in front of the paras (british airborne)
- take the batteries out of the other soldiers alarm clocks
- the irish MPs are after “me frosted lucky charms”
- wake non-commissioned officers by repeatedly banging on the head with a bag of trash
- let sock puppets take responsibility for any of your actions
- let sock puppets take command of your post
- chew gum at formation
- sing “high speed dirt” by megadeth during airborne operations (“see the earth below/soon to make a crater/blue sky, black death, I’m off to meet my maker”)
- have flashbacks to wars you were not in (the spanish-american war isn’t over)
- our medic is called “dr. feelgood”, not “sgt larwasa”
- our supply sgt is “sugar daddy” not “sgt watkins”
- ask for the day off due to religious purposes, on the basis that the world is going to end, more than once
- you have super-powers
- “keep on trucking” *is* a psychological warfare message
- attempt to appeal to mankind’s baser instincts in recruitment posters
- camouflage body paint *is* a uniform
- you are the atheist chaplain
- go to bragg boulevard and shake daddy’s little money maker for twenties stuffed into your undies
- you are authorized to fire officers
- you are a citizen of texas, not those other, forty-nine, lesser states
- you may use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision
- trade military equipment for “magic beans”
- sell magic beans during duty hours
- quote “dr seuss” on military operations
- yell “take that cobra” at the rifle range
- quote “full metal jacket “ at the rifle range
- “napalm sticks to kids” *is* a motivational phrase
- an order to “put kiwi on your boots” *does* involve fruit
- an order to “make your boots black and shiny” does involve electrical tape
- the proper response to a lawful order is “why?”
- the following words and phrases may be used in a cadence- budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all marines are latent homosexuals, tantric yoga, gotterdammerung, korean hooker, eskimo nell, we’ve all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid
- make posters depicting the leadership failings of your chain of command
- “the giant space ants” are at the top of your chain of command
- if one soldier has a 2nd lt bar on his uniform, and you have an e-4 on yours it does not mean he outranks you. it means “i have been promoted three more times than you”
- inflatable novelties entitle you to BAQ and separation pay
- there are evil clowns living under your bed
- there is an “anti-mime” campaign in bosnia
- you are the psychological warfare mascot
- line your helmet with tin foil to “block out the space mind control lasers”
- pretend to be a fascist stormtrooper while on duty
- you are authorized to prescribe any form of medication
- you must flaunt your deviances in front of your chain of command
- wear a gimp mask while on duty
- military functions are to be performed “skyclad”
- woad *is* camouflage makeup
- conduct psychological experiments on your chain of command
- “teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around” *is* a cadence
- the MP checkpoint is an imperial stormtrooper roadblock, so you should tell them “you don’t need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for”
- call block your chain of command
- you are the king and/or queen of cheese
- wear a dress to army functions
- bring a drag queen to the battalion formal dance
- form press gangs
- start SITREPs (situation reports) with “I recently had an experience I just had to write you about…”
- use military vehicles to “squish” things
- make psychological warfare products depicting the infamous ft. bragg sniper incident
- challenge your chain of command to the “field of honor”
- if the thought of something makes you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, assume that you are to do it
- refer to 1st sgt as “mom”
- refer to the commander as “dad”
- inflatable sheep *do* need to be displayed during a room inspection
- you are authorized to initiate jihad
- when asked to give a few words at a military ceremony “romper bomper stomper boo” is probably appropriate
- nerve gas is funny
- crucifixes ward off officers, and you should test that
- you are in need of a more suitable host body
- “redneck zombies” *is* a military training aid
- gozer dwells in your refrigerator
- the proper response to a chemical weapon attack is “tell my chain of command what I really think about them, and then poke holes in their masks”
- a smiley face is used to mark a minefield
- claymore mines are filled with yummy candy, and you should tell new soldiers that they are
- mount bayonets on crew-served weapons
- rodents are entitled to burial with full military honors, especially if they are “casualties of war”
- your commander is old enough to have fought in the civil war, and you should imply that he did
- vodka, green food coloring, and a “cool mint” listerine® bottle is a good combination
- bum cigarettes off of anyone under twelve
- trade your rifle for any of the following: cigarettes, booze, sexual favors, kalishnikovs, soviet armored vehicles, small children, or bootleg cd’s
- mock command decisions in front of the press
- taunt members of the press, especially if they are really fat, exceptionally stupid, and working for UPI
- you are authorized to change national policy in eastern europe
- attempt to correct green beret officers about everything
- you are qualified to operate any US, german, polish, or russian armored vehicles
- when saluting a “leg” officer, an appropriate greeting is “airborne leads the wa- oh…sorry sir”
- there is absolutely a need to emulate the people from “full monty” every time you hear the song “hot stuff”
- trade your CO to the russians
- you should speculate on the penis size of anyone who outranks you
- crucifying mice – good idea
- use government equipment to bootleg pornography
- burn pits for classified material are revel fires – therefore you should dance naked around them
- arrest children for being rude
- an EO briefing is probably the best place to unveil your newest off color joke
- you should use government resources to “waterproof” dirty magazines
- radioactive material should be stored in the barracks
- you should teach other soldiers to say offensive and crude things in albanian, under the guise of teaching them how to say potentially useful phrases
- two drink limit means first and last
- two drink limit means two kinds of drinks
- two drink limit means the drinks can be as large as you like
- “no drinking of alcoholic beverages” does imply that a jack daniel’s® IV is acceptable
- “shpadoinkle” is a real word
- the microsoft® “dancing paperclip” is authorized to countermand any orders
- “I’m drunk” is a good answer to any question posed by your commander
- dance in the turret. this especially applies in conjunction with rule #えう
- the loudspeaker system is a forum to voice your ideas
- the loudspeaker system is to be used to replace the radio
- the loudspeaker system is to be used to broadcast the soundtracks to porno movies
- an order to put polish on your boots does not mean the whole boot
- shouting “let’s do the village! let’s do the whole fucking village!” while out on a mission is good
- show up at the front gate wearing part of a russian uniform, messily drunk
- teach interpreters how to make “MRE” bombs
- sell mineral rights
- use a broadsword to disprove “the pen is mightier than the sword”
- “calvin-ball” is authorized PT
- keep a “range card” by your window
- “k-pot, LBE, and a thin coat of break-free” is an authorized uniform
- drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test
- drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same
- threaten suicide with pop rocks and coke®
- putting red “mike and ike’s”® into a prescription medicine bottle, and then eating them all in a formation *is* funny
- create new DOD forms, then insist they be filled out
- on sports day PT, a wedgie is considered a legal tackle
- the proper way to report to your commander is “you can’t prove a thing!”
- the following items do exist: keys to the drop zone, a box of grid squares, blinker fluid, winter air for tires, canopy lights, and chem-light® batteries
- assign new privates to “guard the flight line”
- treat “piss-bottles” with extra-strength icy hot
- teaching albanian children to taunt other soldiers is nice
- perform “lap-dances” while in uniform
- the revolution is now
- when detained by MP’s, you have the right to a strip search
- the military uniform is edible
- bodychecking general officers is a good idea
- past lives effect the chain of command
- do not take that hat off
- there is such a thing as a were-virgin
- yes, the pants are optional
- operate a business out of the barracks
- especially a pornographic movie studio
- especially if they are “especially patriotic films”
- “defect” to OPFOR during training missions
- on training missions, try to shoot down the general’s helicopter
- “a full magazine and some privacy” is the way to help a potential suicide
- create new levels of security clearance
- furby® is allowed into classified areas
- charge into battle, naked, like the celts
- any device that can crawl across the table on medium, needs to be brought into the office
- you are to refer to a formation as “the boxy rectangle thingie”
- you are a lesbian trapped in a man’s body
- on army documents, your race is “other”
- alternatively, “secretariat, in the third”
- pokémon® trainer is a valid MOS
- there is an FM for “wall-to-wall counseling”
- your chain of command has the time, and the inclination to hear about what you did with six boxes of fruit roll-ups. ®
- when operating a military vehicle you may attempt things you saw in a cartoon
- your name is a killing word
- you are the emperor
- taunt officers in the throes of nicotine withdrawal, with cigarettes
- challenge officers to meet you on the field of honor, at dawn
- dare SERE graduates to eat bugs. they will always do it
- make s’mores while on guard duty
- our humvees can be assembled into a giant battle-robot
- the proper response to a briefing is “that’s what you think”
- the masons, and gray aliens are in our chain of command
- take incriminating photos of your chain of command
- use photoshop® to create incriminating photos of your chain of command
- give tattoos
- sing “henry the VIII I am” until verse 68
- lead a “coup” during training missions
- confess to crimes that took place before you were born
- your chain of command is interested in why you “just happen” to have a kilt, an inflatable sheep, and a box of rubber bands in the back of your car
- valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad
- the “safety dance” and the “safety briefing” are to be combined
- “to conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is a good long term goal to give the re-enlistment NCO
- nail a stuffed bunny to a cross and put it up in front of the battalion headquarters sign as an “easter desecration.”
- write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS (“broken clutch pedal”, “number three turbine has frequent flame-outs”, “flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged”)
- get shot
- the chicken and rice MRE *is* a personal lubricant
- play into the deluded fantasies of the civilians who are “hearing conversations” from the NSA, FBI, CIA and KGB due to the microchip the aliens implanted in their brain
- an airsickness bag is not to be used for airsickness
- make t-shirts up depicting a pig with the writing “eat pork or die” in arabic to bring as civilian attire when preparing to deploy to a primarily muslim country
- ask ltc steele to sign your copy of blackhawk down
- go on nine deployments in six years that require a security clearance that you don’t have, especially if the army tells you repeatedly that you have one and you have no reason to question them
- convince NCO’s that their razorbumps are the result of microscopic parasites
- loud music only after 10 p.m.
- DO yodel at any time
- DO feed the squirrels nachos
- DO change the sign for the fitness center so it reads "fatness center"
- DO pull out yu-gi-oh cards and threaten to send residents to "the shadow realm"
- DO climb other people's balconies while drunkenly yelling "I AM SPIDER-MAN"
- ZIPLINES
- DO place rent checks in a bear trap outside of rental office
- DO make rent checks out to "you greedy motherfuckers"
- DO YELL AT THE MOON
- DO enter the laundry room in a luchador mask and attempt to wrestle other residents
- DO trick-or-treat, unless you are a kid or it is halloween
- DO yell "order up!" and throw hot dogs at people as they walk past your window
- DO attach basketball hoops above resident doors, knock, and then "dunk on them" when they answer
- no hashtags
- no more oreos
- water is the official beverage of gelato check your privilege
- ages: 5 & up
- no refunds
- no hello
- no whining
- no questions
- no wordpress
- no fidget spinners
- no 3d
- no 4
- no kfarwell
- no memes
- no pokemon
- UGT is the one true time zone
- vapers only
- no.
- no coc


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