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Nicholas Giangreco
Github | Linkedin | ORCID | nickg.bio |<EMAIL_ADDRESS>| Date of preparation: November 1st 2020
EDUCATION
- 2016 - Present
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PhD Candidate, Systems Biology; Columbia University, New York City, NY
Masters of Arts (2018) and Masters of Philosophy (2019)
- 2010 - 2014
- BS, Biochemistry; University of Rochester, Rochester, NY
WORK EXPERIENCE
- 2016 - Present
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Systems biology Graduate Research Assistant (Columbia University); New York, NY
PhD advisor: Dr. Nicholas Tatonetti
- June 2019 - August 2019
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Clinical informatics intern (Regeneron Genetics Center)); Tarrytown, NY
Developed database of multivariate clinical associations using incremental learning on amazon web services.
- July 2018 - September 2018
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Computational biology intern (Genetic Intelligence Inc.); New York, NY
Conducted independent and collaborative genomics research using NCBI APIs and amazon web services.
- 2014-2019
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Cancer bioinformatician (National Human Genome Research Institute); Bethesda, MD
Post-baccalaureate trainee 2014-2016; Special volunteer 2016-2019
Investigated ovarian endometrioid tumorigenesis by integrating and analyzing RNASeq and DNA methylation sequencing (MBD-Seq).
FELLOWSHIPS AND AWARDS
Three-Minute Thesis 2019 finalist @ Columbia Graduate School of Arts and Sciences.
Best contribution in methodological research at the OHDSI 2018 Symposium for Pediatric Drug Safety poster.
Columbia Diversity Fellowship.
Department of Systems Biology Merit Fellowship.
Donald Charles Award, University of Rochester Department of Biology.
Fulbright Fellowship Alternate 2013-2014: Sweden, Molecular Modeling, “Novel Antibody-SpA Complex Modeling”.
Travel Award to 9th Student Council and ISMB/ECCB conference 2013 Berlin, Germany.
PUBLICATIONS
- Nicholas Giangreco, Jonathan Elias, and Nicholas Tatonetti. No population left behind: improving pediatric drug safety using informatics and systems biology. British Journal of Clinical Pharmacology (DOI).
- Nicholas P. Giangreco, Barry Fine, Nicholas P. Tatonetti. cohorts: A Python package for clinical ’omics data management. bioarxiv
- Benjamin S Glicksberg, Boris Oskotsky, Phyllis M Thangaraj, Nicholas Giangreco, Marcus A Badgeley, Kipp W Johnson, Debajyoti Datta, Vivek A Rudrapatna, Nadav Rappoport, Mark M Shervey, Riccardo Miotto, Theodore C Goldstein, Eugenia Rutenberg, Remi Frazier, Nelson Lee, Sharat Israni, Rick Larsen, Bethany Percha, Li Li, Joel T Dudley, Nicholas P Tatonetti, Atul J Butte, PatientExploreR: an extensible application for dynamic visualization of patient clinical history from electronic health records in the OMOP common data model, Bioinformatics, , btz409, https://doi.org/10.1093/bioinformatics/btz409
- Benjamin S Glicksberg, Boris Oskotsky, Nicholas Giangreco, Phyllis M Thangaraj, Vivek Rudrapatna, Debajyoti Datta, Remi Frazier, Nelson Lee, Rick Larsen, Nicholas P Tatonetti, Atul J Butte, ROMOP: a light-weight R package for interfacing with OMOP-formatted electronic health record data, JAMIA Open, Volume 2, Issue 1, April 2019, Pages 10–14, https://doi.org/10.1093/jamiaopen/ooy059
- Castillero E., Ali Z., Akashi H., Giangreco N., Wang C., Ji R., Zhang X., Kheysin N., Park J., Hegde S., Patel S., Stein S., Cuenca C., Leung D., Homma S., Tatonetti N., Topkara V., Takeda K., Colombo P., Naka Y., Sweeny L., Schulze C., George I. Structural and Functional Cardiac Profile after Prolonged Duration of Mechanical Unloading: Potential Implications for Myocardial Recovery. American Journal of Heart and Circulation Physiology, article in press
- Sarah Kim-Hellmuth, Matthias Bechheim, Benno Puetz, Pejman Mohammadi, Yohann Nedelec, Nicholas Giangreco, Jessica Becker, Vera Kaiser, Nadine Fricker, Esther Beier, Peter Boor, Stephane Castel, Markus M. Noethen, Luis B. Barreiro, Joseph K. Pickrell, Bertram Mueller-Myhsok, Tuuli Lappalainen, Johannes Schumacher, Veit Hornung. Genetic regulatory effects modified by immune activation contribute to autoimmune disease associations Nature Communications, 8 (266): 1-10.
- Giangreco N., Petrykowska H., Scott A., Margolin G., Gotea V., Cho K. R., and Elnitski L. Inactivation of Arid1a drives aberrant epigenetic traits in a mouse model of Apc/Pten defective ovarian endometrioid tumors. (in preparation)
POSTERS AND SOFTWARE
- Nick Giangreco and Nicholas Tatonetti. Using precision pharmacovigilance to detect developmentally-regulated adverse drug reactions: a case study with antiepileptic drugs. poster github
- Nick Giangreco and Nicholas Tatonetti. Using precision pharmacovigilance to detect and evaluate antiepileptic drug associated adverse reactions in pediatric patients. poster
- Nick Giangreco and Nicholas Tatonetti. cohorts. github
- Nick Giangreco. Scan2CNV. OMICSTools
- Giangreco N, Zorn E, Chen E et al. Identification of novel primary graft dysfunction biomarkers using exosome proteomics [version 1; not peer reviewed]. F1000Research 2017, 6:2080 (poster) (doi: 10.7490/f1000research.1115115.1)
- Giangreco N and Lezon T. Alternative conformation prediction of Vibrio Cholerae concentrative nucleoside transporter. F1000Posters 2013, 4:776 (poster).
Leadership and Management Experience
- CUIMC Data Science Club
- President 2017-
- Organize and manage team of officers, oversee activities, manage budget, and promote outreach portfolio to support and strengthen the data science skills of biomedical scientists at CUIMC
- Health Tech Assembly
- President 2019-2020
- Manage business, medical, public health, and engineering representatives for inter-school events, panels, and conferences at Columbia.
- Organize and plan professional/social engagement events.
- Network and connect with NYC-wide entrepreneurs and professionals.
- Medical campus representative 2018-2019
- President 2019-2020
- Graduate Student Organization at Columbia University Irving Medical Center
- Co-President 2019-2020
- Organize and manage team of Biomedical PhDs for social and professional activities serving hundreds of CUIMC PhD students.
- Finance Chair 2018-2019
- Co-President 2019-2020
- Columbia Graduate Council
- Treasurer 2019-2020
- Establish budget and expense sheets and annual reports
- Manage forty thousand dollar budget for Columbia inter-school activities.
- Treasurer 2019-2020
- Department of Biomedical Informatics
- Co-lead weekly seminar series
- Manage presentation schedule, speaker logistics and travel, and promote team coordination.
- Department of Systems Biology
- Point person for Systems Biology Trainee Council
- Secured funding and launched event portfolio for trainee development
- Manage monthly departmental happy hours
- New York Health Artificial Intelligence Society
- 501(c)(3) not-for-profit Cofounder and Secretary
- Meetup co-organizer 2018-
- Promote public discourse on a wide range of topics such as AI & Society, AI & Healthcare, and economic impact by AI.
- Organize and facilitate group engagement, workshops, AI study groups, and not-for-profit organization.
- Consultant on data science and education projects and initiatives.
- University of Rochester Alumni Undergraduate Interviewer
- Assess potential and suitability for undergraduate college
- Interviewer at large and small event settings
MENTORING, TUTORING, and WRITING
- Mentor and tutor for project management, R and python programming, and statistics and machine learning to high school and college students, graduates, and professionals.
- “Hack nights – Solving healthcare data-science/AI/ML problems” Introduction to cancer genomics four part series. Co-led with Matthew Eng
- Nicholas Giangreco. “The Importance of being Open”. PHDISH January 9th 2019.
- Mentoring:
- Payal Chandak, Undergraduate at Columbia University
- Provide guidance and instruction in biomedical data science and research training.
- Provided guidance and mentoring for summer 2018 research internship in the Tatonetti Lab
- SMRI high school mentorship
- Provide guidance to high school student in biomedical data science research project
- Payal Chandak, Undergraduate at Columbia University
- Curiology tutor
- Managed and co-led science experiments with NIH fellows for middle school students in Washington D.C.
- College Bound tutor
- Facilitated completion of homework assignments in STEM for Washington D.C. high school students.
- Genetics Study Group Leader, Center for Excellence in Teaching and Learning, University of Rochester.
CONFERENCES AND HACKATHONS
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- Collaborated with bioinformatics team to integrate nextflow scheme and cancer mutation data (vcf files) into OMOP standard structure using ROMOPOmics.
Hack for NF, Children’s Tumor Foundation
- Co-lead web developer coordination and product development
- A FHIR-complient and primarily patient-centric profile for NF management and centralized repository for medical journey.
Judge, Predictive analytics track, Columbia University COVID-19 Data Challenge
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- Project developer for personalized health record accessed with fhir-client python api
- Developed flask application proof-of-concept.
NCBI Hackathon @ Carnegie Mellon University January 2020
- Project co-lead for developing and extending common data model to represent biological ’omics data for reproducible queries and analyses.
- See original OMOPOmics and R package ROMOPOmics github repository.
NCBI Hackathon @ New York Genome Center August 2018
- Project lead for developing data science notebooks and web application interfacing with drug safety data.
- See SafeDrugs github repository.
American Heart Association Scientific Sessions 2017, poster presentation Giangreco et al. 2017.
CSHL Biological Data Science meeting October 2016.
ISMB/ECCB conference @ Berlin, Germany July 2013, poster presentation Giangreco et al. 2013.
TALKS AND PANELS
- “Intro to Bioinformatics and How to Analyze Brain Tissue with Data Science”. Invited presentation at NYC Medical Research and Bioinformatics Group. November 2018. Presentation link.
- Medical Research Career Panelist, Minds Matter NYC, June 2018
- Standardized and Reproducible Analysis Enables Identification of Novel Primary Graft Dysfunction Biomarkers using Exosome Proteomics, Second NorthEast Computational Health Summit 2018, April 2018.
- “Tools, Libraries and Analyses in Biomedical Data Science”, New York Healthcare Artificial Intelligence Society, December 2017.
- “Doing Science with Big Data”, Late Night Science, Columbia University Neuroscience Outreach, December 2017.
- “AI, Life Sciences, and Big Data”, New York Healthcare Artificial Intelligence Society, August 2017. Presentation link.
- NIDDK Undergraduate Step-Up Judge, NIH, Bethesda MD, August 2015.
PROFESSIONAL MEMBERSHIPS
- International Society of Computational Biology, 2013-2014 & 2017-
- American Heart Association, 2017-2018.
- American Medical Informatics Association, 2017-2018.


Time for Vic's Quiz Time!
The Password is hidden in a variable.
To find the password, while inside inspect element click on console. From there type Password and press enter.
What's the Password?
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Tempest
Swans
Gopher


DIGITAL CHROMA TOOLKIT
The Toolkit runs on a laptop or desktop computer, and controls an attached
Digital Chroma. It provides access to the {_current_program} controlling the
sound, all the stored programs, and the
{_global_parameter Global Parameters}.
The Toolkit window contains a {Navigation_bar} on the left, which is always
visible, and a content screen on the right. The four middle buttons in the
Navigation bar choose what screen is visible:
- PROGRAMS displays a bank of {_program programs}, and allows
you to select them for playing.
- EDITOR displays the parameters in the current program, and
allows them to be edited.
- TOOLS provides conversion and backup, and access to the
global parameters in the Digital Chroma.
- HELP is what you're looking at now.
This Help screen provides documentation on the entire Digital Chroma
Toolkit, and on the Digital Chroma itself. The Help browser's most important
features are:
- To scroll the page, drag it vertically with the left mouse button, or
your finger on a touchscreen.
- {_tap Tap} a blue link to follow it to another page. Tap a green link to
pop up a definition, then tap the definition to dismiss it.
- Tap the {back.png height=16} and
{forward.png height=16} buttons at the top of the screen
to go back or forward through your browsing history.
- Tap a {question.png height=16} button anywhere to get
context-sensitive help.
- {_long-press Long-press} the HELP button to get back to this
screen at any time.
To learn the basics of the Toolkit, you should start with this
{Quick-Start}.
Information about the Digital Chroma itself is {Digital_Chroma here}.
The {Reference} section includes a few things you may find useful right
away:
- The mouse or touch {Toolkit_gestures} and types of {Toolkit_controls}
that are used throughout the Toolkit.
- An outline of the entire {Help_contents}.


Five things we learned from European football
by BeSoccerReal Madrid and Barcelona continued to set the pace in La Liga, while managerless Bayern Munich closed the gap in Germany and Inter Milan kept the pressure on Serie A leaders Juventus.
Here, AFP Sport takes a look at five things we learned from European football over the weekend:
Bale future remains in the balance
Gareth Bale felt the full fury of the Santiago Bernabeu on Saturday as he came on to screeching whistles during Real Madrid's 3-1 win over Real Sociedad. Madrid fans made their anger clear after Bale had celebrated Wales' victory over Hungary last week behind a banner that read: "Wales. Golf. Madrid. In that order."
It remains to be seen if Bale starts against Paris Saint-Germain in the Champions League on Tuesday but Zidane will have been pleased with another convincing win against Real Sociedad, who have enjoyed an excellent start to the season.
"He wants to be with us and do well and he's done that. Talk, talk, talk, it's not necessary. He's a big part of the group and we are together," Zidane insisted. Real stay behind Barcelona on goal difference at the top of the table.
Conte's Inter 'keeping battle alive'
Antonio Conte believes that without Inter Milan, champions Juventus would already have one hand on a ninth consecutive Serie A title.
"Without Inter the championship would already be closed," said Conte, after his side stayed a point behind Juve with a 3-0 win at Torino.
Inter are seven points ahead of third-placed Lazio, with last year's runners-up Napoli down in seventh. Inter are on a club-record unbeaten run of seven away games as they target their first league title since 2010, the year of their historic treble. The 18-time Serie A champions have won 11 of their 13 games for their best start to a season since 1950-51, although that year they lost out on the title to AC Milan by just one point.
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- The latest football transfers news and rumours
- Neymar or Mbappé? Zidane choose
- Kante explains why he turned down PSG
- What Cristiano said about Messi to his Man Utd teammates
"We go forward with this positive mood that makes our chest swell... and provides even more stimulus," said the former Chelsea and Juventus coach.
Flick making his case at Bayern
Interim boss Hansi Flick has won all three of his games in charge of Bayern Munich since the sacking of Niko Kovac and admitted that he could stay in the role until the end of the season. Flick, Joachim Loew's assistant coach when Germany won the 2014 World Cup, has been put in charge until the winter break starts on December 22, and saw his side beat Fortuna Duesseldorf 4-0 on Saturday.
"I can imagine many things, but that's still a long way off," Flick said about seeing out the season as caretaker manager after helping his side move to within one point of Bundesliga leaders Borussia Moenchengladbach. I enjoy working with the team, who are doing an excellent job."
Marseille threatening return to big time
Andre Villas-Boas is threatening to take Marseille into a full-blown revival after the only French club to have lifted the European Cup boosted their hopes of a return to the Champions League for the first time since 2013. Four wins in five Ligue 1 games have kept OM second in the table, eight points behind leaders Paris Saint-Germain, and with usual suspects Monaco and Lyon struggling, a top-three finish and Champions League qualification beckons.
"We have to keep going like this," said Villas-Boas after a 2-0 win at Toulouse on Sunday.
Sivasspor taking Turkey by storm
Only five clubs have ever won Turkey's top flight, but the traditional 'big three' of Galatasaray, Fenerbahce and Besiktas are all struggling this season, leaving Sivasspor setting the pace. Former Turkey international Riza Calimbay has seen his unfancied side embark on a run of five straight wins in all competitions, scoring 16 goals in the process, to lead Trabzonspor and Basaksehir Istanbul by two points at the summit.
Fans in Sivas, Turkey's 25th largest city, will be dreaming of seeing their team lift a maiden title next year, having finished runners-up once to Besiktas in 2009. Sivasspor maintained their lead with a 4-1 victory at Kayserispor on Sunday.


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Dublin's first 24-hour bus routes announced
by By Denise O’DonoghueTwo Dublin Bus routes will become 24-hour services next month.
From December 1 the 41 and the 15 will operate around-the-clock.
The 41 runs from Dublin city centre to the airport and on to Swords, while the 15 runs from Ballycullen Rd, through the city centre, on to Clongriffin.
The fare structure will remain unchanged, with no additional charge for customers travelling late at night, and Leap, Free Travel Card and cash will continue to be accepted.
The daytime frequency on the 15 and the 41 will improve, and they will run at a 30-minute frequency throughout the night from midnight to 5am.
"The patterns of work and socialising have changed," said National Transport Authority CEO Anne Graham.
"For instance, the success in attracting to the city, major employers who are headquartered many time-zones away, serving markets around the world, means that commercial and economic activity in Dublin continues around the clock.
"The airport has become busier and busier, in recent years, and is itself a major employer. There is a clear demand for more transport options to the airport, not just for their passengers, but for the thousands of people whose jobs require them to be at work early in the morning or late into the night."
Ireland’s first 24-hour city bus service was introduced in Cork in January.
The enhanced 220 bus service links Ballincollig to Carrigaline, via the city centre, and has been operating 24-hours a day with weekday frequency doubled from a bus every 30-minutes to a bus every 15-minutes between 6am and midnight, with 30 and 60-minute frequency between midnight and 6am.


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This is a follow up to my first post on Computational Thinking. For a background, go check it out before reading further.
I’m often victim to my own ignorance, and I think to be good thinkers, we need to fall prey to preconceived notions and half-formed thoughts. They give a lens through which we can analyze and consider areas of growth. To me, Computational Thinking (CT) was simply working in ones and zeros. Papert’s exploration of CT in Mindstorms has helped me connect philosophical ideas with actions which can be applied in the classroom.
Admittedly, my education psychology is a bit rusty. Of course, Piaget and the usual suspects (Skinner, Bloom, Gardner, Maslow, etc.) are familiar names, but the nuances of their ideas have faded. In particular, Piaget’s theory of learning as a formal process and the challenge that arises when we look at patterns of learning in children fascinated me. Papert makes a compelling connection between CT (programming, in particular) with learning a language.
Children learn based on the metaphors and cultural symbols surrounding them, which is why language is one of the first things to emerge. They are surrounded by speech and text. Words represent objects and become more abstract as they begin to understand the complexities and interactions between those symbols. “Learning languages is one of the things children do best,” (Papert, 1993, p. 6), and initially, without formal instruction. Applying the same ideas to math (which is the basis of the metaphor), children should be able to learn those abstract ideas at a very young age. Computers allow for that immersion to take place.
As for programming, Papert notes that building a computer function is analogous to things we do every day without thinking twice. The process we use to sort objects is the same thing a computer does as it runs through a loop. If that relationship can be experienced by students, they will begin to see programming as not a skill, but a culture, and something which will feed into all areas of their lives.
Computational Thinking should also inform instruction and feedback as well as fundamentally change the way students “think about thinking and learn about learning” (Papert, 1993, p. 23). In some ways, our educational system has taught students a rudimentary version of programming: it’s “right” or “wrong.” When computational thinking is introduced, the right/wrong dichotomy is replaced with “can it be fixed?” Learning is a process, and not one that the current educational system teaches very well. When students can learn through metacognition and reflection, we don’t have to wait for systemic change to enact reforms.
Finally, Papert recognizes that thinking “like a machine” is dangerous and should be avoided. While the concern is legitimate, it is often reductionist and misses the points of different methods of thinking. Papert says:
There are situations where [a step-by-step, literal mechanical fashion] is appropriate and useful…By deliberately learning to imitate mechanical thinking, the learner becomes able to articulate what mechanical thinking is and what it is not. The exercise can lead to greater confidence about the ability to choose a cognitive style that suits the problem (1993, p. 27).
In other words, we need to be teaching students different ways to analyze thinking, and one way to do that is through immersion with computers and problem solving in their language. Learning is multi-modal, and given the availability of computing devices and ease-of-entry for learning these languages, the implications for today’s educational system – 21 years later – are monumental and ripe for implementation.
Papert, S. (1993). Mindstorms: Children, computers, and powerful ideas. New York, NY: Basic Books, Inc.
Written on September 4th, 2014 by Brian Bennett Categorized in: CEP891 MAET
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In Demo 1 and Demo 2, we have introduced two ways of navigation: the built-in Navigation Bullets and the Thumbnails.
This demo introduces another type of navigation - Navigation Buttons.
Visit Online Demo 4 to see how the two groups of Navigation Buttons in this demo were built: the Previous and Next button on both sides of the slider, and the Previous, Next, Play/Pause buttons inside the thumbnails bar.


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Preparation time
less than 30 mins
Cooking time
30 mins to 1 hour
Serves
Serves 2
Simply fried fish fillets in a creamy clam sauce. If you can't find any sea kale leaves you can substitute them for another green veg, though they are well worth a try.
Gently fry a pinch of the shallots in a little butter. Add the clams, garlic and cider then cover and steam lightly. Once the clam shells are open pass through a colander reserving the stock (discard any clams that do not open).
Fillet the brill then remove the skin, portion into 140g/5oz fillets.
Blanch the peas in boiling salted water for 1-2 minutes, then refresh in cold water and set aside.
Heat a non-stick frying pan over a low heat. Add a little vegetable oil, salt, pepper and the fish. Cook slowly until golden-brown.
Meanwhile, add a knob of butter and a pinch of shallots to a separate pan. Gently fry until softened, then add the mushrooms and cook for a minute, but do not colour. Add the reserved cooking juices from the cockles and cook until the volume of liquid has reduced by half. Add the cream and crème fraîche and briefly bring back to the boil. Reduce the heat to low.
The fish should be ready to turn over now, so season the exposed side and turn over.
Drop the peas and cockles into the sauce to warm through.
In a sauté pan or a large frying pan, add 50ml/2fl oz water and a knob of butter. When the butter is melted, add the kale and courgettes, plus a little salt and pepper. Stir fry for 2 minutes or until the vegetables are just tender.
Place the cooked fish on serving plates and pile the courgette and sea kale alongside. Put the tarragon into the sauce, taste to check the seasoning and add to the plates. Garnish with dill and edible flowers.


class: center, middle # What is a developer career like? ## Tomas Tomecek --- # `/who Tomáš Tomeček` -- * Principal Software Engineer @ Red Hat * Tech lead * RHEL and Fedora * Containers, automation and integration * I ❤ open source --- class: center, middle # So, how does your day look like? --- # Roles -- * Software Engineer -- * QA Engineer -- * DevOps -- * Support team and Technical writers -- * Program manager, Product manager * Security engineer, Release engineer * Manager * People, finance, facilities --- class: center, middle # Can we talk about the day now? --- # Yes, but... * These roles have in common: -- * English -- * E-mails -- * Being responsive -- * Communication -- * Being a detective -- * Collaboration -- * Meetings --- class: center, middle # That was so boring! -- # Please, talk about developers now! --- # My developer day -- ![](./github.png) --- # My developer day
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--- # My developer day * What's the architecture? * How will it work? --- # So, are we all just nerds? -- ![](https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/moss-it-crowd.jpg?quality=100&w=650) --- # Nope!
--- # Fun! * Conferences * Team buildings * Dinners & parties * Sport * Travel * Hobbies --- # Flock 2016 in Krakow ![](https://fedoramagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/flock-2016-recap-945x400.jpg) --- # How can I become an intern at Red Hat then? * Be active. * Learn basics. * Choose your path. * Engage. -- * OSC, GSoC --- class: center, middle # Come visit team Cyborg at Francium (1st floor) and learn more! --- # Thanks for coming! *
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The goal of Movie Search Engine is meant to be a complementary of Rotten tomato. We want to build a more succinct search engine/recommendation system about movies.
Specifically,Users get movies recommendation if they have
a preference genre or they can type whatever they want and we will provide some related movies.The query has to be at least somewhat reasonable or we will not be able to provide any useful information. The output two scores; one is fully based on
the similarity of the query, another is to combine similarity with the rating of the movie. We also provide some visulization for different genre of
movies because we know a picture is worth a thousand words! If you want to know more information, which we do not have due to our building philosophy, we
provide you the link to the Rotten tomato with the specific movie which has much more information
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#include <b2PrismaticJoint.h>
Public Member Functions | |
| b2PrismaticJointDef () | |
| void | Initialize (b2Body *bodyA, b2Body *bodyB, const b2Vec2 &anchor, const b2Vec2 &axis) |
Public Attributes | |
| b2Vec2 | localAnchorA |
| The local anchor point relative to body1's origin. | |
| b2Vec2 | localAnchorB |
| The local anchor point relative to body2's origin. | |
| b2Vec2 | localAxis1 |
| The local translation axis in body1. | |
| float32 | referenceAngle |
| The constrained angle between the bodies: body2_angle - body1_angle. | |
| bool | enableLimit |
| Enable/disable the joint limit. | |
| float32 | lowerTranslation |
| The lower translation limit, usually in meters. | |
| float32 | upperTranslation |
| The upper translation limit, usually in meters. | |
| bool | enableMotor |
| Enable/disable the joint motor. | |
| float32 | maxMotorForce |
| The maximum motor torque, usually in N-m. | |
| float32 | motorSpeed |
| The desired motor speed in radians per second. |
Prismatic joint definition. This requires defining a line of motion using an axis and an anchor point. The definition uses local anchor points and a local axis so that the initial configuration can violate the constraint slightly. The joint translation is zero when the local anchor points coincide in world space. Using local anchors and a local axis helps when saving and loading a game.
| b2PrismaticJointDef::b2PrismaticJointDef | ( | ) | [inline] |
| void b2PrismaticJointDef::Initialize | ( | b2Body * | bodyA, | |
| b2Body * | bodyB, | |||
| const b2Vec2 & | anchor, | |||
| const b2Vec2 & | axis | |||
| ) |
Initialize the bodies, anchors, axis, and reference angle using the world anchor and world axis.
Enable/disable the joint limit.
Enable/disable the joint motor.
The local anchor point relative to body1's origin.
The local anchor point relative to body2's origin.
The local translation axis in body1.
The lower translation limit, usually in meters.
The maximum motor torque, usually in N-m.
The desired motor speed in radians per second.
The constrained angle between the bodies: body2_angle - body1_angle.
The upper translation limit, usually in meters.


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The chr
module exports several predicates that allow
inspecting and printing the content of the constraint store.
chr_trace/0
trace/0
and
notrace/0
.
chr_notrace/0
trace/0
and
notrace/0
.
chr_leash(
+Spec)
full
to stop at all ports, none
or off
to
never stop, and default
to stop at the call
,
exit
, fail
, wake
and apply
ports.
See also leash/1
.
chr_flag(
+FlagName,
?OldValue,
?NewValue)
toplevel_show_store
on
(the default), the Prolog toplevel displays the constraint store at the
end of each query. If off
, the toplevel does not display this.
generate_debug_info
debug
option is not given.
The valid values are true
and false
(the default).
optimize
optimize
option is not given.


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by R RajaramTwo persons were arrested in Ariyalur district after they were found in possession of counterfeit currency notes. The police later found 16 counterfeit currencies in the ₹500 denomination in the possession of the duo, S. Rajesh (27 ) of Madurai district and M. Rajangam (41) of Cuddalore district.
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GEORGIA A film review by Michael John Legeros Copyright 1996 Michael John Legeros
(Miramax) Directed by Ulu Grosband Written by Barbara Turner Cast Jennifer Jason Leigh, Mare Winningham, Ted Levine MPAA Rating "R" (presumably for language, nudity, drug use, etc.) Running Time 113 minutes Reviewed at The Colony Twin, Raleigh, NC (10FEB96)
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Mare Winningham and Jennifer Jason Leigh play two singing sisters, one stable and quite successful, the other addicted to gross self- destruction. Guess which one Leigh plays. Director Ulu Grosband's uncomfortable drama has been winning praise ever since Cannes and the Montreal World Film Festival, where, at the latter, it was inexplicably awarded two top awards. As written by Barbara Turner (Leigh's Mom), GEORGIA fancies itself as a musical "tough love" tale; a story where the "better" half truly loves and, thus, must tolerate the "less-fortunate" one.  Everyone in this movie-- including the *very* good Winningham-- tolerates Leigh's behavior, never once forcing her to help herself. That's fine, I guess, for those legions of people who enjoy watching this sort of spiraling self-abuse. They are probably the same ones who thought that Leigh was *fabulous* in MRS. PARKER AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE. Me, I fell asleep.
Grade: C-
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Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman
Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
{Transcribers Note: This is an hour-long special episode. Which means that the first part of this episode is episode 615. The second part of this episode is episode 616. Since episodes 615 and 616 are combined into one file, thats why there is no episode 616 in the season 6 table of contents and the numbers jump from episode 615 to 617.}
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!
Monica: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Wow!
Joey: (To Ross) What is the matter with you?!
Phoebe: No! Barry and Mindy.
Joey: Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross. (To Rachel) Who-whos Barry and Mindy?
Rachel: Barry was the guy that I was almost married and Mindy was my best friend.
Joey: Ohh-oh, wasnt he cheating on you with her?
Rachel: Yeah, but that just means that he was falling asleep on top of her instead of me.
Monica: Why did they get divorced?
Rachel: Well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else. Isnt that sad? (Giggles.) God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! I mean how different would my life be?
Ross: I know what you mean, Ive always wondered how different my life would be if-if Id never gotten divorced.
Phoebe: Which time?
Ross: The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadnt realized she was a lesbian.
Joey: (starts to imagine it) I cant. I keep seeing it the good way.
Ross: Id bet Id still be doing my kara-tay. (Thats karate, hes just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from yknow, not doing anything else physical.
Chandler: Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay.
Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldnt be dating me, thats for sure.
Chandler: Sure I would!
All: (simultaneously) Oh yeah! Come on! Yeah right!
Chandler: What, you guys really think that Im that shallow?
Ross: No, I just think Monica was that fat.
Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, theres Carol again!
Chandler: What if I had had the guts to quit my job? Id probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my jobs fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I dont have to wear a tie.
Phoebe: What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?
Ross: What?!
Rachel: Merrill Lynch?
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and-and he said I had a knack for stocks.
Rachel: Well why didnt you take the job?
Phoebe: Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought yknow that if Id work with stocks, Id have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox.
Ross: Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, wed still hang out?
Opening Credits
{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
[Scene: A newsstand, Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman.]
Ross: (recognizing her) Oh my God! Rachel Green?
Rachel: (gasps) Rob Tillman!
Ross: No-no. Its-its me, Ross!
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry. Ross Tillman.
Ross: No, no-no, Ross Geller.
Rachel: Ohh, of course Monicas brother!
Ross: Yeah. Right.
Rachel: Wow! How are you?!
Ross: Good-good, Im-Im married. (Shows her his ring.)
Rachel: Ohh! Me too!
Ross: Is-isnt it the best?
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
Ross: Oh really, really great! Yeah! A-actually shes right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? You should stop bye and say hi.
Rachel: Ohh, I would love too.
Ross: Yeah? Oh-oh, shed be so excited!
Rachel: Ohh! Okay!
Ross: Come on! (They start to leave.)

Ross: No, its okay. Some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I dont
Rachel: (laughs) Oh yeah? Okay.
Ross: (putting the magazine back and holding the money for it) Okay.
Rachel: But! Dont you have to give him his money back?
Ross: Uh-huh. (Steps to a random kid nearby and hands him his money.)  Sorry, no porn for you. (To Rachel) Okay, lets go see Monica!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch. Monicas boyfriend is getting up to get something. For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monicas fat, I wont be calling her Fat Monica throughout.]
Joey: So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh?
Monica: Hes not boring! Hes just-hes just low key.
Monica's Boyfriend: (returning) Here we go, one Hazelnut Latte. (Hands it to Monica and sits down.)
Monica: Thanks.
Monica's Boyfriend: Yeah. Yknow, the hazelnut actually not a nut, its a seed.
Joey: (not impressed) Wow!!
Monica's Boyfriend: Can anyone else name a well known seed thats been masquerading as a nut?
Joey: Oh dear God, let me think. (Starts to sarcastically think about it.)
Chandler: (entering, depressed) Hey.
Joey: Hey.
Monica: Oh no! Whats the matter?
Chandler: Oh I just got another rejection letter. They said my writing was funny, just not "Archie Comic funny."
Monica's Boyfriend: Yknow what honey? I got to get back to the hospital.
Monica: Okay.
Monica's Boyfriend: (kisses her) Okay.
Monica: Bye.
Monica's Boyfriend: Bye-bye. (Gets up to leave.) Oh uh, by the way, the answer is, the Brazil nut. (Exits.)
Chandler: Was his question whats more boring than him?
Joey: Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. Do uh, do you need me to give you some money?
Chandler: Hey, I may have no money, but I still have my pride.
Joey: Really?
Chandler: Ehh.
Monica: Maybe Joey doesnt have to give you the money, TV stars have assistants right?
Joey: Thats an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?
Monica: No Joey! Chandler could be your assistant! See, he could answer all of your fan mail and stuff!
Joey: Thats great! That would be great! Lets do that!
Chandler: I could use the money; it could give me time to write.
Joey: Oh right great! Welcome aboard!
Chandler: Okay!
Joey: All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I dont need any assistance in there, take a break!
Chandler: All right!
(As Joey goes to the bathroom, Corporate Phoebe enters. Shes wearing a business suit and carrying a briefcase.)
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Monica: Hey Phoebe! Guess what?
Phoebe: What?
Monica: Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant!
Phoebe: Ohh thats so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, its a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, its okay. Its okay, youre allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.
(She hangs up as Ross and Rachel enter.)
Ross: Hey Mon!
Monica: Hey!
Ross: Mon, look who I ran into! (Gestures towards Rachel.)
Monica: (gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug, which is quite easy for her.) You look terrific!
Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (Shes not quite sure of that one.)
Monica: You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds!
Ross: And, and uh, you-you remember my friend Chandler. (Points to him.)
Chandler: Hey.
Rachel: Oh yeah.
Ross: And thats Phoebe over there! (Points to her.)
Phoebe: Hi!
Monica: Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since weve seen each other?
Ross: (answering it) 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahons party. I played you one of my songs, yknow Interplanetary Courtship Ritual.
Rachel: Oh yeah. Right. So now, aredo you, do you still do music?
Ross: Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! Ill play you one of my other
Rachel: (interrupting him and seeing Joey) Oh my God! Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives, just walked in here!
Monica: Rach, hes a friend of ours.
Rachel: (stunned) You are friends with Dr. Drake Remoray?
Chandler: Well its kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that hes not real.
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey-hey, or I could bring my keyboard over here sometime!
Rachel: Hes coming over! Hes coming over!
Monica: (getting up) Joey!
Joey: (holding a plate of what looks like Rice Crispies Treats) I know, here-here!! (Hands her the plate.)
Monica: Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.
Rachel: (giggles and cant look at him) Hi!
Joey: (shaking Rachels hand) Hi!
Rachel: (still not quite able to look at him) Hi! I love you on that show! I watch you everyday!
Rachel: Ah!
Joey: (turning and whispering to Monica) Shes not crazy is she?
Monica: No.
Joey: (To Rachel) So uh, how you doin?
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Phoebes cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone.]
Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Whos this?  Whats your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I Whatever Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.
Joey: (entering) Hey there you are!
Chandler: Uh-oh, its my boss!
Joey: All right, heres a list of things for you to do today. Man, this going to be so great! Thank you so much! All right, I got to go to work Im delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine! (Exits.)
Chandler: (reading the list) Drop off my dry cleaning. Pick up my vitamins. Teach me how to spell vitamins. Wear in my new jeans.
Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are dont you?
Chandler: What?

Phoebe: (yelling from Monicas room) No-no!! No!!
Monica: (panicked) Oh wait! You didnt just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!
Phoebe: No! There-there was a little, a little diff in the market and I lost 13 million dollars.
Chandler: But the Kit-Kats are all right?!
Phoebe: What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?!   Great, now my chest hearts.
Monica: What?!
Phoebe: (louder) My chest hurts! Oh, and now I-I cant breathe.
Chandler: Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?!
Phoebe: Oh, if I were, would-would I have shooting pains up and down my left arm?
Monica: Yes!!
Phoebe: Then yes that is what Im having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)
Monica: Oh my God!
Commercial Break
[Scene: A hospital, Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her.]
Ross: Come on Pheebs, its not that bad! Yknow most people would be excited if they didnt have to work for a couple of weeks.
Phoebe: Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and Im already going crazy. I miss Joan.
Monica: Honey, having a heart attack is natures way of telling you to slow it down.
Chandler: I always thought having a heart attack was natures way of telling you to die! (Phoebe glares at him.)   I wish I was dead.
Monica: Lets take a walk. (They start to leave.) Yknow maybe you should consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine! (They exit.)
Phoebe: (To Ross) So whats going on with you?
Ross: Well umm, Ive been doing a lot more of my kara-tay.
Phoebe: Still going through that dry spell with Carol?
Ross: Yeah.
Phoebe: How long has it been since you had sex?
Ross: Well, last weekend
Phoebe: Oh thats not so bad.
Ross: will be two months
Phoebe: That is.
Ross: since I stopped trying.
Phoebe: Maybe you need to spice things up a little.
Ross: What-what do you mean?
Phoebe: I dont know.
Phoebe: Yknow, dirty talk, ménage à trois, toys
Ross: Wow!
Phoebe: Roll playing You could be the warden; she could be the prisoner. You could be the pirate; she could be the wench!
Ross: Okay, I think I got it.
Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.
 Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands. Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain.]
Monica: Sorry. So hows it going with Joey?
Chandler: Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, "Bring me food." Two is, "Im with a girl, bring us food." Three is, "Im lost and I cant find food."
Joey: (entering) Hey! Is uh, is she gonna be all right?
Monica: Yeah! Shes right in there! (Points to Phoebes room.)
Joey: Oh great. (Starts to go in.) (To Chandler) Hey!
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey is showing Rachel around the set.]
Joey: All right, and over there is Bradys Pub where I like to unwind after a long day of surgeoning.
Rachel: Wow! This is so amazing! What else? What else?
 (Points at a large piece of television equipment as an old man walks by.) And uh that is an old man! Hey old man!
Rachel: Hey!
Joey: All righty, what do you say we head back to my place?
Rachel: (laughs) Wow! Umm, yknow, I-I would really love to, but I-I shouldnt.
Joey: Why? (In Drakes voice.) Why cant the world stop turning, just for a moment? Just for us?
Rachel: (awestruck, then not) Isnt that a line from the show?!
Joey: Uh, yeah but uh, (In Drakes voice) I may have said those things before but, I never truly meant them. Until now.
Rachel: Thats a line from the show too!
Joey: Okay, you watch too much TV.
Chandler: (approaching) Here you go Joe, heres the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. (Hands it to him.)
Joey: Thanks! (Looks at it.) Yeah, theres pulp in that. (Hands it back.)
Chandler: Yeah?
Joey: I thought we talked about this. I dont like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isnt juice. All juice, okay?
Chandler: Im sorry, I guess I just like the pulp.
Joey: Oh my God, Im sorry, Im being so rude. (Turns to Rachel.) Rachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it.
Rachel: Yeah sure, iced tea would be great.
Joey: (To Chandler) Iced tea.
Chandler: Okay, anything for you sir?
Joey: (To Rachel) Did I not just tell him?
Rachel: (mouthing it to him) Yes, you did.
Joey: (To Chandler) Okay look, Chandler, if this (Motions back and forth indicating the arrangement.) you have got to listen! (Tugs on his ear.) (Chandler glares at him.)
Chandler: Its not all juice! (Rachel quickly gets out of the way.)
[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him.]
Ross: So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.
Carol: Yeah!
Ross: Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.
Carol: What do you mean?
Ross: Carol our sex life isits just not working
Ben: (entering) Dad!! (Runs and hugs him.)
Ross: Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why dont we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why dont you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!
Ben: Yay! (Runs off.)
Ross: Yay!  Yknow? For fun?
Carol: Like what?
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Carol: (quickly) I love that idea!
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters.]
Chandler: Who sold a story to Archie Comics?!
Monica: Oh my God! Thats great! Oh wow! (Hugs him.) Youre a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!
Chandler: Aww.
Monica: Wait a minute! (Quickly checks her pockets and pulls out ) My last Kit-Kat bar!
(Chandler tries to take it, but Monica wont let go. He tugs harder, and she still doesnt budge.)
Chandler: You wanna share it?
Monica: Okay!!
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry.  Completely o-over the line.  Yknow?
Monica: Its not mayonnaise!!
Joey: Yeah, o-o-o-o-okay anyway, I just wanted to say Im sorry. Here. (Hands him a cup.)
Chandler: Whats this?
Joey: Fresh squeezed orange juice, with pulp! Just the way you like it.
Chandler: Aww, thanks man. (They hug.)
Monica: Hey Joey, Chandler sold a story to Archie Comics!
Joey: Oh my God! Thats great! Congratulations! Whats the story?!

Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!
Chandler: Well uh, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy (Joey laughs), uh but he doesnt want Reggie to just give him the money. So Reggie hires him as his assistas his butler.
Joey: Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar! Did they already do that one? Cause I think I read it!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is there as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
Monica: Yeah, a lot. A lot, a lot!
Rachel: Ohh! And Im one of them!! Wow! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean, Joey Tribbiani!
Monica: Well, yknow its none of my business, but arent you married?
Rachel: Yeah. Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit! Yknow I just wish we could be like on a break!
Monica: Well, youre not.

Monica: Yeah I can! (Laughs) And dont think I dont, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)
Rachel: Monica. Youve, youve done it right?
Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, Im some 30 year old virgin?
Rachel: Oh my God! Youre a 30 year old virgin!
Monica: Say it louder, I dont think the guy all the way in the back heard you!
Guy All the Way in the Back: Yeah, I heard it.
Monica: Its not like, I havent any opportunities. I mean, yknow, Im just waiting for the perfect guy. Im seeing this guy Roger, all right? Hes not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. Yknow, give him my flower.
Rachel: Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, youve waited long enough!!
Monica: Yknow what? You are right?!
Rachel: Yes!!  There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
Monica: Rachel!
Rachel: Oh what do you know? Virgin!
[Scene: The hospital, Ross and Monica are in Phoebes room. Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door.]
Monica: Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!
Phoebe: Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.
Monica: Phoebe! Put that cigarette out!
Phoebe: No! Its not a cigarette! The smoke is coming out of me!
Monica: Put it out!!
Phoebe: Okay! Okay! (Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom.) Im so glad youre here.
Ross: Come on. (Helps her into bed as her phone rings.) I got it.
Phoebe: Oh, give it to me.
Ross: I got it!
Phoebe: Give it!
(He does a kara-tay move to silence her, then answers the phone.)
Ross: (on the phone) Hello? (Listens.) No she cant come to the phone right now. (Listens.) Oh, right no problem. Okay, bye-bye. (Hangs up.)
Phoebe: Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?!
Ross: J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. Jack just was calling to make sure that you were getting better.
Phoebe: Thank God.
Ross: (To Monica) Yeah, shes fired.
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course its a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. Its set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]
Nurse: Youve done all you can Dr. Wesley. You have got to let her go.
Dr. Wesley: Good-bye and God speed, Hope Brady.
(He goes to turn off a machine. Suddenly, Dr. Drake Remoray appears at the door with two cops!)
Dr. Drake Remoray: Not so fast Wesley! (Rachel does a silent clap.)

Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
Rachel: (very relived) Oh! Thank God!
[Cut back to the TV, the cops are leading Dr. Wesley out, and as they pass Remoray and Wesley exchange evil glances.]
Dr. Drake Remoray: Hope! Hope!
Hope: (sleepily) Drake!
Dr.  With me.
Hope: Oh Drake.
[Drake and Hope kiss.]
Rachel: Okay! (She picks up the phone, Joeys phone number, and starts to dial.) Here we go! Okay! (On phone.) Hi, Joey! Its Rachel! Umm, I am free tomorrow night. Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches.
Commercial Break
{Transcribers Note: This is where Part II begins, which means this is now episode 616.}
[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch.]
Ross: So honey this uh, this threesome thing umm, I mean how-how are you gonna start to find
Carol: Ooh, actually Ive been making a list of all the women I know who might be into doing this!
Ross: Oh. (He takes the notepad she was using and looks at it.) Wow! (Flips to another page.) Huh. (Flips another page.) Boy! (Flips another page.) Well, someones been doing their homework. (Flips two more pages.)
Carol: Yeah. Ooh, and I know Gail Rosten is in there twice, but she is so
Ross: Oh, I know. (Laughs) Yknow, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda
Carol: Oh, me too.
Ross: Yeah? Well, I-I think Bens asleep.
Carol: Oh umm, yknow I think it would be better if we just save it.
Ross: Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.)
[Scene: The hospital, Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters.]
Ross: Hey, Pheebs!
Phoebe: Hey.
Ross: Hey, hows it going?
Phoebe: Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!
Monica: (handing her a cup) Here you go sweetie.

Monica: But, I put some honey in it.
(Phoebe mocks what Monica just said. Ross pulls Chandler aside.)
Ross: She doesnt know she was fired yet, does she?
Chandler: No, the doctors say it may kill her.
Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?!
Chandler: (To Ross) But I think we should tell her.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, maybe this whole heart attack thing is a sign, that-that you should start think about getting a different job.
Phoebe: Okay, what is this?  Because we got a winner here! (Points at Ross.)
Chandler: Listen Phoebe, hes right. People are not supposed to have heart attacks at 31.
Phoebe: I know! But if I didnt work there, what else would I do?
Monica: Well, you used to like playing the guitar.
Phoebe: Yeah that was lucrative! Smart like your brother!
Chandler: Uh, what about yknow the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack.
Phoebe: Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump changeooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!
[Scene: Joey's apartment, (The one he had when he was Dr. Drake Remoray, because he still is.) Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog.]
Rachel: Ohh, I mean its just so realistic!
Joey: I know.  Youll have to see it to know what I mean.) Yeah, his name is Pat.
Rachel: Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!! (Laughs and finishes her drink.)
Joey: (climbing down from his chair) Do you uh, do youready for a refill?
Rachel: Oh, I probably shouldntso I will! (Joey starts making her refill and Rachel notices that rain thing Joey has.) Oh! Wow! Its like its raining!
Joey: Pretty cool, huh? But if youre thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldnt get sucked up into the mechanism, well youd be wrong.
Rachel: Umm, can I use your bathroom?
Joey: Its uh, right through there. (Points.)
Rachel: Okay. (Starts to go.) God yknow, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbianis apartment
Joey: Yeah, lifes pretty great isnt it?
Rachel: Yeah, it sure is!
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr. Roger.]
Monica: I hope youre hungry, were starting with oysters. And yknow what they say about oysters, dont you?
Dr. Roger: They have parasites?
Monica: No! Umm well, some people say that Oysters are an aphrodisiac.
Dr. Roger: What people?
Monica: People! People say it! Come here! (She grabs him and kisses him.)
Dr. Roger: So oysters, huh?
Monica: And then were gonna have a little Middle Eastern cous-cous. Something we can eat, with our hands.
Dr. Roger: Yknow, its funny, but when we were studying communicable diseases
Monica: No-no-no, no! Its sensual!
Dr. Roger: Ohh! Didnt know! Okay!
Monica: Okay!  Ohhh no!
Dr. Roger: Im sorry sweetie, its the hospital. The food looks great, maybe save me some?
Monica: I cant promise anything. (She starts to dig in.)
[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to arrive.]
Ross: Were really gonna do this, huh?
Carol: Looks like it.
Ross: Yknow, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at (A knock on the door interrupts him.)
Carol: (jumping up to get it) I got it!
Ross: Okay.
Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Whod you think it was gonna be?)
Susan: Hey! (They hug.)
Carol: Thank you so much for coming.
Susan: Oh, I wouldnt miss it for the world.
(They start moving towards the bedroom, never taking their eyes off each other. They move past Ross and stop.)
Ross: Im-Im Ross by the way.
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
Carol: Thank you so much.
(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susans coat.)
Ross: How hot is this?!
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are eating Monicas dinner.]
Chandler: Im sorry youre here with me instead of Roger.
Monica: Yeah, me too.
Chandler: Well, I could make it seem like hes here. (Imitates him.) "Heres some little known facts about cous-cous. They didnt add the second cous until 1979." (Mumbles something further.)
Monica: Stop it!! Thats not funny!!
Chandler: Okay.
Monica: Im sorry, okay? It justtonight was supposed to be yknow, it was supposed to be a big deal.
Chandler: What was tonight?
Monica: You dont want to know what tonight was.
Chandler: Okay. (Pause.) What was tonight?
Monica: Well, tonight waswas going to be my first time.
Chandler: With Roger? (Monica shyly looks away.) Not just with Roger?! (Monica shrugs.) Oh my God!
Monica: All right relax Mr. Ive Had Sex Four Times!
Chandler: Four different women! Ive had sex way more times!
Monica: How many?
Chandler: Nine.
Monica: I was just waiting for the perfect guy.
Chandler: Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?
Monica: No. Hes not a horrible guy.
Chandler: Hey thats what I tell girls about me.

Chandler: No you are not!
Monica: Oh really? When? Do you wanna do it with me?
Chandler: Okay. (They both realize what he just said.)
Monica: I was kidding.
Chandler: So was I.
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her.]
 (He smiles.) How do you know where Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins?
Joey: Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.
Rachel: Wow! Tell me something Joey(She falls off the couch)Whoa! I just fell right off the couch there.
Joey: Yeah you did.
Rachel: Okay. (She climbs back onto the couch.)
Joey: Here you go. Let me ask you a question.
Rachel: Yeah?
Joey: When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?
Rachel: Wow! I cant, I cant feel my hands.
Joey: Come, come here.
(He takes her hands in his and kisses each one, then kisses her on the lips. When the break the kiss, Rachel starts to get nauseous and throw up. Joey backs away in horror.)
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, continued from earlier. Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question.]
Chandler: We cant do this.
Monica: No! (They both laugh.) Oyster?
Chandler: Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, yknow? Because youve been waiting a very long time and I wouldnt want to disappoint you.
Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if youre horrible, how would I know?
Chandler: I do like that.
Monica: Its harder for me! I have those four other women to compete with!
Chandler: Well, if it helps there were only three. So it would just be for tonight, right?
Monica: Absolutely! It would just be one friend (Points at Chandler) helping out another friend. (Points at herself.)
Chandler: Stop it! Were doing this! Lets do it!
Monica: Noo!! Okay!!
Chandler: Okay! (They both get up.)
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Chandler: I have some moves.
Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.
Chandler: Yeah, lets just forget it.
Monica: What if I turn out the lights? (Runs to shut them off.)
Chandler: Okay!
(She turns out the lights and in the darkened room Chandler starts to moan.)
Chandler: Oh yeah.
Monica: Chandler?
Chandler: (sexily) Yeah?
Monica: Thats the couch.
Commercial Break
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, she has just lost her flower to Chandler.]
Chandler: Oh my God!
Monica: I know!
Chandler: Oh, okay! (He rolls over to do that again.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment, the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch.]
Joey: (entering) Morning!
Rachel: (wakes up suddenly and realizes where she is) Oh right.
Joey: Yeah.
Rachel: (groans) Oh God.
Joey: Well he actually saw you a little bit too.
Rachel: Noo! Oh God we didwe didnt, we didnt uhh
Joey: No! No! No, not after seeing that.

Joey: Wh-why?
Rachel: Because Im married. Thats right, I am a married woman! And I came to a TV stars apartment to have an affair! Uck!
Joey: Thats ridiculous! Im not a "Star," just a regular famous actor.

Joey: Rachel, would you stop saying that?! Hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when Caprice was dying and she gave me
Rachel: The ring from the cave, yeah.
Joey: Wow! Uh okay, well uh (He gets up, opens a drawer, and pulls out the ring.)

Joey: Sure! As long as they dont find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.
Rachel: No! No-no-no
Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, youve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didnt. And thats what this ring stands for.
Rachel: But I thought that ring stood for Caprices undying love for her brother.
Joey: Look, do you want the ring or not?!
Rachel: Yeah!
[Scene: Phoebes hospital room, Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe.]
Ross: Hey!
Joey: Hey!

Joey: All right!
Phoebe: I thought Id try to take a walk. Would you pour me some water? Ill be back soon.
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa!
Phoebe: No. Ive learned my lesson.
(She goes out into the hall and when shes there and the door is closed; she rips off her robe to reveal her work clothes.)
Phoebe: Lets go! Come on! Move it! (Grabs her coat.) Come on! (To an old man whos holding her shoes and briefcase.) Shoes! Briefcase! (Takes them both.) Thanks Lou, good luck with the gall bladder. (She leaves.)
[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]
Ross: Hey Joe did Did you ever have a threesome?
Joey: (not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carols great and Im sure youre a very attractive man, but I .
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
Joey: You?
Ross: Yeah!
Joey: Wow!
Ross: Yeah!
Joey: All right! So, was it amazing?
Ross: It was, it was okay.
Joey: Just okayDid you do it right?!
Ross: Look, its just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I werent here?"
Joey: Huh. But still Ross, youre worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day! Yknow what I mean?
Ross: Oh-oh, absolutely!
(They both laugh.)
Ross: Its just, my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then, and then there was a lot of waiting around.
Joey: But you got to be with both of them, right?
Ross: Not-not really. Th-th-there was just Carol.
Joey: Not the other one?
Ross: No, she kept kicking me away!
Joey: Yeah, you dont want that.
Ross: No!
Joey: Well hey, at least you got to see a lot of stuff, right?
Ross: Oh I a lot of stuff!
Joey: You got a little bored?
Ross: A little. Yeah. I made a snack.
Joey: Yeah? What did ya have?
Ross: Just a sandwich. Turkey, a little mustard
Joey: Sounds good.
Ross: It really was!
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters.]
Chandler: Hey!
Monica: Hey!
Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night!
Monica: Hey, check me out, Im a slut!
Chandler: So you uh, want to do something tonight?
Monica: Oh I cant. Dr. Roger is coming over again.
Chandler: Oh. Oh right! Right! Because youre still seeing him and uh, hes a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when (He fakes falling asleep.)
Monica: Are you okay?
Chandler: Yeah! Totally! Totally, and you?
Monica: Great! Its so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you Im all like, "Can the doctor see me now?"
Chandler: I bet he can.
Monica: Yknow, I dont have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah! Dont worry about me, Ill be fine! (Does a kara-tay move.)
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is returning from her disastrous attempt at an affair to find that Barry was much, much more successful with his.]
Rachel: Ohh! My God! Barry!!
Barry: You-you-you said you were gonna be away all weekend!
Rachel: Oh thats right! Im sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!!
[Scene: Phoebes office, she is arriving without the knowledge that shes been fired.]
Phoebe: Surprise! Look whos back!
Arthur: Hey Pheebs!
Phoebe: Hey!
Arthur: (To another coworker) Call security. (To Phoebe) Pheebs, didnt you get fired?
Phoebe: Uh, I dont think so!
Jack: Phoebe?
Phoebe: Jack!! Hey!
Jack: What are you doing here?
Phoebe: All better! Back to work! Except this clown from research told me I was fired. He should do his research, huh?
Jack: Well, you were fired.
Phoebe: Nu-uh!
Jack: I told that guy who answered your phone.
Phoebe: Oh, okay I didnt get that message. So this doesnt countAnyway, Ill be in my office.
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
Phoebe: Thats all right, Ill work here. This is goo, next to this plant. (She picks a place in the lobby next to a plant.)
Jack: (approaches her) Phoebe, listen
Phoebe: Youre in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake
Jack: You lost 13 million dollars.
Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! Yknow its bad enough thatOw! Oh, you have got to be kidding!
Jack: Are you all right?
Phoebe: Im having another heart attack!
Jack: What?!
Phoebe: Im having another heart attack!! Call 9-1-1!!
Jack: Take it easy. (Sits her down.)
Phoebe: (to Arthur, hes the guy calling 9-1-1) Dumbass!
Woman: Hey Pheebs! Hows it going?!
Phoebe: Well, they fired me and Im having heart attack.
Woman: Wow! Well, welcome back!
Phoebe: Yeah.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Rachel storms in.]
Rachel: Hi Ross!
Ross: Hey Rachel.
Rachel: Is Joey Tribbiani here?

Ross: That-thats always good news. Are you okay?
Rachel: Me? Im great! Im fine! Im sooo good!! But, you know whos not great?! Men! Youre a man right Ross?!
Ross: Yeah.
Rachel: Sit down!
Ross: Okay. (He does so.)
Rachel: Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you were going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbors dog walker?!
Ross: Were sorry.
Rachel: No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?
Ross: Didnt you spend last night at Joeys?
Rachel: Aw what are you?! A detective?
Ross: Look I-I dont know whats going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.
Rachel: Oh. (Doesnt believe it.)
Ross: Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!
Rachel: Who are these men?
Ross: Men. I guy I know.

 Oh my God.  I cant believe this.
Rachel: Good day for married people huh?

 I guess women arent that great either.
Ross: Try telling my wife that.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters.]
Chandler: (sticking his head in the door) Okay to come in?
Monica: Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again.
Chandler: Yeah I know, guess who beeped him?
Monica: What?!
Chandler: Im the ruptured spleen. (Laughs.)
Monica: Why would you do that?
Chandler: Because you shouldnt be with him. (Pause.) You should be with me.
Monica: Really?
Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me!  Yknow? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning yknow I was just lying there and I couldnt wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always yknow with a friend.
Monica: Chandler!
Chandler: I know you probably dont want to go out with me, yknow because I make too many jokes and Ive never been in a serious relationship and I guess Im not technically a "doctor "
(Monica runs over and kisses him.)
Monica: There was just one woman, wasnt there?
Chandler: No, there were two.
Monica: Including me?
Chandler: Oh yeah.
Ending Credits
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song as the gang looks on.]

La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
End


EBD - Easton Bible DIctionary
Epher
EPHER
"EPHER "a calf. (1.) One of the sons of Midian, who was Abraham’s son by Keturah (
Genesis 25:4
).
(2.) The head of one of the families of trans-Jordanic Manasseh who were carried captive by Tiglath-pileser (
1 Chronicles 5:24
).
"EPHER "a calf. (1.) One of the sons of Midian, who was Abraham’s son by Keturah (Genesis 25:4).
(2.) The head of one of the families of trans-Jordanic Manasseh who were carried captive by Tiglath-pileser (1 Chronicles 5:24).


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9.
How can I rotate a layer (not background layer) or a lasso?
Click on one of the edges of the layer or lasso and press
the Ctrl-key before you drag the mouse.
10.
Can I enlarge the image area?
To enlarge the image area select "Layer/Change Layer Size" and fill in the new
values for width and height.
11.
I have third party plug-in filters, but I do not see them!
Be sure that the path to the folder which contains the
plug-in filters is correctly specified at "Options/Extended/Plug in Moduls" and
the filters are set active. The filter files have an "8bf" suffix. If your filters
do not appear in spite of this check if you have a file called PLUGIN.DLL and
MSVCRT10.DLL in your windows or system folder. Plug-in filters often want
to have this dll.
12.
Why is there no screen capture function in PhotoLine?;
Windows 95/98/NT has a built-in snapshot function.
Press Print to copy the whole screen into the clipboard, and Alt+Print to copy
the active window. After that you can insert the clipboard content in PhotoLine 32.
On the Mac OS Shift+Command+3 copies the whole screen and Shift+Command+4
copies the active window. If you press additionally the Ctrl key you will
get the image in the clipboard.
13. There is a red frame or red rectangle respectively around my text layer.
Furthermore every time I hit a key I hear a sound.
If the above is happening, then the text layer is to small for its text.
PhotoLine 32 will show the text nevertheless, but it is marking the layer with
red to signal the error.
To solve the problem simply enlarge the text layer or reduce the text size.
14.
PhotoLine 32 has so many function, but I don't understand how to use them.
The first way to get information about a function is to
read the description at the statur bar when the mouse is on the function. If this
is not enough, press the Help key (Windows: F1) and get the online help.
You should try to read the Tutorial of PhotoLine 32. You can find it at www.pl32.com
It shows many basic functions of PhotoLine 32.
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The same way that I always do This is the last smile That I'll fake for the sake of being with you Pre chorus: (Everything falls apart, even the people who never frown eventually break down) The sacrifice of hiding in a lie (Everything has to end, you'll soon find we're out of time left to watch it all unwind) The sacrifice is never knowing Why I never walked away Why I played myself this way Now I see your testing me pushes me away I've tried like you To do everything you wanted too This is the last time I'll take the blame for the sake of being with you Pre chorus Chorus (2x) We're all out of time, this is how we find how it all unwinds The sacrifice of hiding in a lie We're all out of time, this is how we find how it all unwinds The sacrifice is never knowing Chorus (2x) Pushes me away(2x) |


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Things You'll Need
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Late stage review
Douglas Vieira
Imperial College London
Supervisors: Prof Rama Cont and Dr Mikko Pakkanen
16 July 2019
Focus on high-frequency market making
Combine option pricing theory with optimal market making
Understand the role of stochastic volatility
Lemma Let the market state process \((X_t)_{t\in[0,T]}\) be a continuous semimartingale. Assume the existence of an ELMM \(\mathbb Q\) where \((X_t)_{t\in[0,T]}\) is a Markov process. Then, a no-arbitrage price process \((C_t)_{t\in[0,T]}\) of an \(\mathcal F_T\)-measurable claim \(f(X_T) \geq 0\) is given by \[ C_t = \varphi(t, X_t), \quad \varphi(t, x) = \mathbb E^{\mathbb Q}[f(X_{T - t}) \mid X_0 = x]. \]
If \(\varphi\) is of class \(\mathcal C^{1, 2}(U)\), then \[ dC_t = \nabla_x\varphi(t, X_t)dX_t, \quad \forall t \in [0, T). \]
Theorem Let \(X\) be an Itô diffusion, of the form
\[ dX_t = \mu_t dt + \sigma_t dW_t, \]
\[ \text{then } \frac{X_t - \tilde X_t}{\sqrt t} \xrightarrow{L^2} 0, \text{ as } t\to 0,\]
\[ \text{where } d\tilde X_t = \sigma_0 dW_t. \]
\[ d\tilde C_t = \nabla_x\varphi(X_0) d\tilde X_t \]
\[ d\tilde C_t = \Delta_0 d\tilde S_t + \mathcal{V}_0 d\tilde V_t\]
Bid and ask quotes \(S^\mathrm{ask}_t\) and \(S^\mathrm{bid}_t\) are posted around a reference price \[ dS_t^i = \sigma^i dW_t^i, \quad d[W^i, W^j]_t = \rho^{ij}dt \]
Trades at bid and ask prices are point processes with arrival rates \[ \Lambda^{i, \mathrm{ask}}_t = \Lambda^i(S^{i, \mathrm{ask}}_t - S_t^i), \quad \Lambda^{i, \mathrm{bid}}_t = \Lambda^i(S^{i, \mathrm{bid}}_t - S_t^i) \] \[ \Lambda^i(\delta) = A^ie^{-k^i\delta} \]
Microstructure effects don’t bias Greeks estimation
Abergel, Frédéric, and Riadh Zaatour. 2012. “What Drives Option Prices?” Journal of Trading 7 (3): 12–28.
Black, Fischer, and Robert Litterman. 1992. “Global Portfolio Optimization.” Financial Analysts Journal 48 (5). Taylor & Francis: 28–43.
El Aoud, Sofiene, and Frédéric Abergel. 2015. “A Stochastic Control Approach to Option Market Making.” Market Microstructure and Liquidity 1 (01). World Scientific: 1550006.
Guéant, Olivier. 2017. “Optimal Market Making.” Applied Mathematical Finance 24 (2). Routledge: 112–54. https://doi.org/10.1080/1350486X.2017.1342552.
Stoikov, Sasha, and Mehmet Sağlam. 2009. “Option Market Making Under Inventory Risk.” Review of Derivatives Research 12 (1). Springer: 55–79.


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The text (ASCII) data file naming convention for measurement results is based on the date and time of day of the measurement as follows:
YMDHMMSS
Y = last digit of the year
M = month (0-9, A-C)
D = day (0-9, A-V)
H = hour (A-X)
MM = minutes (00-59)
SS = seconds (00-59)
Rates only files have a suffix of .RTS
Background files have a suffix of .BKG
Initial source files have a suffix of .INS
Normalization files have a suffix of .NOR
Precision files have a suffix of .PRE
Verification files have a suffix of .VER
Calibration files have a suffix of .CAL
Holdup files have a suffix of .HUP


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| geom_other_dotplot {wbgcharts} | R Documentation |
This is still a fairly hacky way to make dotplots, so you have to observe and obey some weirdness, which is outlined below. Also, the "direction" (usually time) of the data is dictated by the row ordering in the data frame, so make sure it is sorted correctly.
geom_other_dotplot(mapping = aes(), linecolor = "black", linesize = 0.25, arrow = NA, flip.legend = FALSE, size = 1, ...)
mapping |
Complicatedly, you must specify x (the value axis), y (the categorical axis) and group in the geom's own mapping argument, even if you specify them in the main ggplot() call. If the chart is faceted, you need to also include the facetting variable as part of the group (use paste0). |
linecolor |
The color of the grouping line |
linesize |
The size of the grouping line |
arrow |
NA or FALSE for no arrow, TRUE for a standard arrow, or pass a grob for something weird and wonderful. For reverse direction groups, the |
flip.legend |
By default the legend will show the arrow facing forward, but if most the groups run backwards it may be helpful to show the arrow backwards too, so you can set this to TRUE to do that. |
size |
The size of the points & arrows if used. |