Class ExpressionTargetContainerExtensions
Extensions for to simplify registering expressions in an ITargetContainer.
Inherited Members
Namespace:Rezolver
Assembly:Rezolver.dll
Syntax
public static class ExpressionTargetContainerExtensions
Methods
| Improve this Doc View SourceRegisterExpression(ITargetContainer, Expression, Type, ScopeBehaviour)
Registers the expression in the target container
Declaration
public static void RegisterExpression(this ITargetContainer targetContainer, Expression expression, Type declaredType = null, ScopeBehaviour scopeBehaviour = ScopeBehaviour.Implicit)
Parameters
| Type | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|
| ITargetContainer | targetContainer | The target container in which the registration will be made. |
| Expression | expression | The expression to be registered. |
| Type | declaredType | Optional. The DeclaredType of the target to be created, if different from the Type of the expression (or its Body if the expression is a LambdaExpression). Will also override the type against which the expression will be registered if provided. |
| ScopeBehaviour | scopeBehaviour | Optional. Controls how the object generated from the compiled expression will be tracked if the target is executed within an IContainerScope. The default is Implicit. |
RegisterExpression<TResult>(ITargetContainer, Expression<Func<TResult>>, Type, ScopeBehaviour)
Registers an ExpressionTarget built from a parameterless lambda expression which returns an instance of TResult
Declaration
public static void RegisterExpression<TResult>(this ITargetContainer targets, Expression<Func<TResult>> lambda, Type declaredType = null, ScopeBehaviour scopeBehaviour = ScopeBehaviour.Implicit)
Parameters
| Type | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|
| ITargetContainer | targets | Required. The ITargetContainer into which the newly created target will be registered |
| Expression<Func<TResult>> | lambda | Required. The lambda expression which is to be compiled and executed when an instance is resolved by a container |
| Type | declaredType | Optional. The DeclaredType of the target to be created if different from TResult. Also overrides the type against which the registration will be made. |
| ScopeBehaviour | scopeBehaviour | Optional. Controls how the object generated from the compiled expression will be tracked if the target is executed within an IContainerScope. The default is Implicit. |
Type Parameters
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
| TResult | The return type of the lambda expression. |
RegisterExpression<TResult>(ITargetContainer, Expression<Func<ResolveContext, TResult>>, Type, ScopeBehaviour)
Registers an ExpressionTarget built from a lambda expression which takes a ResolveContext and which returns an instance of TResult
Declaration
public static void RegisterExpression<TResult>(this ITargetContainer targets, Expression<Func<ResolveContext, TResult>> lambda, Type declaredType = null, ScopeBehaviour scopeBehaviour = ScopeBehaviour.Implicit)
Parameters
| Type | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|
| ITargetContainer | targets | Required. The ITargetContainer into which the newly created target will be registered |
| Expression<Func<ResolveContext, TResult>> | lambda | Required. The lambda expression which is to be compiled and executed when an instance is resolved by a container |
| Type | declaredType | Optional. The DeclaredType of the target to be created if different from TResult. Also overrides the type against which the registration will be made. |
| ScopeBehaviour | scopeBehaviour | Optional. Controls how the object generated from the compiled expression will be tracked if the target is executed within an IContainerScope. The default is Implicit. |
Type Parameters
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
| TResult | The return type of the lambda expression. |
Remarks
All arguments to the lambda are injected from the container when compiled and executed
RegisterExpression<T1, TResult>(ITargetContainer, Expression<Func<T1, TResult>>, Type, ScopeBehaviour)
Registers an ExpressionTarget built from a lambda expression which takes 1 argument and which returns an instance of TResult
Declaration
public static void RegisterExpression<T1, TResult>(this ITargetContainer targets, Expression<Func<T1, TResult>> lambda, Type declaredType = null, ScopeBehaviour scopeBehaviour = ScopeBehaviour.Implicit)
Parameters
| Type | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|
| ITargetContainer | targets | Required. The ITargetContainer into which the newly created target will be registered |
| Expression<Func<T1, TResult>> | lambda | Required. The lambda expression which is to be compiled and executed when an instance is resolved by a container |
| Type | declaredType | Optional. The DeclaredType of the target to be created if different from TResult. Also overrides the type against which the registration will be made. |
| ScopeBehaviour | scopeBehaviour | Optional. Controls how the object generated from the compiled expression will be tracked if the target is executed within an IContainerScope. The default is Implicit. |
Type Parameters
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
| T1 | Type of the 1st parameter of the lambda expression. |
| TResult | The return type of the lambda expression. |
Remarks
All arguments to the lambda are injected from the container when compiled and executed
RegisterExpression<T1, T2, TResult>(ITargetContainer, Expression<Func<T1, T2, TResult>>, Type, ScopeBehaviour)
Registers an ExpressionTarget built from a lambda expression which takes 2 arguments and which returns an instance of TResult
Declaration
public static void RegisterExpression<T1, T2, TResult>(this ITargetContainer targets, Expression<Func<T1, T2, TResult>> lambda, Type declaredType = null, ScopeBehaviour scopeBehaviour = ScopeBehaviour.Implicit)
Parameters
| Type | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|
| ITargetContainer | targets | Required. The ITargetContainer into which the newly created target will be registered |
| Expression<Func<T1, T2, TResult>> | lambda | Required. The lambda expression which is to be compiled and executed when an instance is resolved by a container |
| Type | declaredType | Optional. The DeclaredType of the target to be created if different from TResult. Also overrides the type against which the registration will be made. |
| ScopeBehaviour | scopeBehaviour | Optional. Controls how the object generated from the compiled expression will be tracked if the target is executed within an IContainerScope. The default is Implicit. |
Type Parameters
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
| T1 | Type of the 1st parameter of the lambda expression. |
| T2 | Type of the 2nd parameter of the lambda expression. |
| TResult | The return type of the lambda expression. |
Remarks
All arguments to the lambda are injected from the container when compiled and executed
RegisterExpression<T1, T2, T3, TResult>(ITargetContainer, Expression<Func<T1, T2, T3, TResult>>, Type, ScopeBehaviour)
Registers an ExpressionTarget built from a lambda expression which takes 3 arguments and which returns an instance of TResult
Declaration
public static void RegisterExpression<T1, T2, T3, TResult>(this ITargetContainer targets, Expression<Func<T1, T2, T3, TResult>> lambda, Type declaredType = null, ScopeBehaviour scopeBehaviour = ScopeBehaviour.Implicit)
Parameters
| Type | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|
| ITargetContainer | targets | Required. The ITargetContainer into which the newly created target will be registered |
| Expression<Func<T1, T2, T3, TResult>> | lambda | Required. The lambda expression which is to be compiled and executed when an instance is resolved by a container |
| Type | declaredType | Optional. The DeclaredType of the target to be created if different from TResult. Also overrides the type against which the registration will be made. |
| ScopeBehaviour | scopeBehaviour | Optional. Controls how the object generated from the compiled expression will be tracked if the target is executed within an IContainerScope. The default is Implicit. |
Type Parameters
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
| T1 | Type of the 1st parameter of the lambda expression. |
| T2 | Type of the 2nd parameter of the lambda expression. |
| T3 | Type of the 3rd parameter of the lambda expression. |
| TResult | The return type of the lambda expression. |
Remarks
All arguments to the lambda are injected from the container when compiled and executed
RegisterExpression<T1, T2, T3, T4, TResult>(ITargetContainer, Expression<Func<T1, T2, T3, T4, TResult>>, Type, ScopeBehaviour)
Registers an ExpressionTarget built from a lambda expression which takes 4 arguments and which returns an instance of TResult
Declaration
public static void RegisterExpression<T1, T2, T3, T4, TResult>(this ITargetContainer targets, Expression<Func<T1, T2, T3, T4, TResult>> lambda, Type declaredType = null, ScopeBehaviour scopeBehaviour = ScopeBehaviour.Implicit)
Parameters
| Type | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|
| ITargetContainer | targets | Required. The ITargetContainer into which the newly created target will be registered |
| Expression<Func<T1, T2, T3, T4, TResult>> | lambda | Required. The lambda expression which is to be compiled and executed when an instance is resolved by a container |
| Type | declaredType | Optional. The DeclaredType of the target to be created if different from TResult. Also overrides the type against which the registration will be made. |
| ScopeBehaviour | scopeBehaviour | Optional. Controls how the object generated from the compiled expression will be tracked if the target is executed within an IContainerScope. The default is Implicit. |
Type Parameters
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
| T1 | Type of the 1st parameter of the lambda expression. |
| T2 | Type of the 2nd parameter of the lambda expression. |
| T3 | Type of the 3rd parameter of the lambda expression. |
| T4 | Type of the 4th parameter of the lambda expression. |
| TResult | The return type of the lambda expression. |
Remarks
All arguments to the lambda are injected from the container when compiled and executed
RegisterExpression<T1, T2, T3, T4, T5, TResult>(ITargetContainer, Expression<Func<T1, T2, T3, T4, T5, TResult>>, Type, ScopeBehaviour)
Registers an ExpressionTarget built from a lambda expression which takes 5 arguments and which returns an instance of TResult
Declaration
public static void RegisterExpression<T1, T2, T3, T4, T5, TResult>(this ITargetContainer targets, Expression<Func<T1, T2, T3, T4, T5, TResult>> lambda, Type declaredType = null, ScopeBehaviour scopeBehaviour = ScopeBehaviour.Implicit)
Parameters
| Type | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|
| ITargetContainer | targets | Required. The ITargetContainer into which the newly created target will be registered |
| Expression<Func<T1, T2, T3, T4, T5, TResult>> | lambda | Required. The lambda expression which is to be compiled and executed when an instance is resolved by a container |
| Type | declaredType | Optional. The DeclaredType of the target to be created if different from TResult. Also overrides the type against which the registration will be made. |
| ScopeBehaviour | scopeBehaviour | Optional. Controls how the object generated from the compiled expression will be tracked if the target is executed within an IContainerScope. The default is Implicit. |
Type Parameters
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
| T1 | Type of the 1st parameter of the lambda expression. |
| T2 | Type of the 2nd parameter of the lambda expression. |
| T3 | Type of the 3rd parameter of the lambda expression. |
| T4 | Type of the 4th parameter of the lambda expression. |
| T5 | Type of the 5th parameter of the lambda expression. |
| TResult | The return type of the lambda expression. |
Remarks
All arguments to the lambda are injected from the container when compiled and executed


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The following generates a list of tasks:

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For the following examples, we assume this view is in 'views\tasks\list.ejs'.
You should use EJS through the helper functions jQuery.View provides such as:
EJS uses 5 types of tags:
<% CODE %>
- Runs JS Code.
For example:
<% alert('hello world') %>
<%= CODE %>
- Runs JS Code and writes the escaped result into the result of the template.
For example:

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<%== CODE %>
- Runs JS Code and writes the unescaped result into the result of the template.
For example:

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After drawing some html, you often want to add other widgets and plugins inside that html. View makes this easy. You just have to return the Contoller class you want to be hooked up.
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sfBasicSecurityUser will handle any type of data as a credential.
Methods
Adds a credential.
addCredential(mixed $credential)
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::addCredential() |
Parameters
$credential
mixed
Adds several credential at once.
addCredentials()
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::addCredentials() |
Clears all credentials.
clearCredentials()
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::clearCredentials() |
Returns the current user's credentials.
getCredentials() : array
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::getCredentials() |
Returns
array
getCulture()
getCulture()
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfUser::getCulture() |
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::getCulture() |
Returns the timestamp of the last user request.
getLastRequestTime() : int
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::getLastRequestTime() |
Returns
int
Returns true if user has credential.
hasCredential(mixed $credentials, bool $useAnd) : bool
Inherited
Parameters
$credentials
mixed
$useAnd
bool
specify the mode, either AND or OR
Returns
bool
Available options:
initialize(\sfEventDispatcher $dispatcher, \sfStorage $storage, array $options)
Inherited
- timeout: Timeout to automatically log out the user in seconds (1800 by default)
Set to false to disable
Parameters
$options
array
An associative array of options.
Returns true if user is authenticated.
isAuthenticated() : boolean
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::isAuthenticated() |
Returns
boolean
isTimedOut()
isTimedOut()
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::isTimedOut() |
Removes a credential.
removeCredential(mixed $credential)
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::removeCredential() |
Parameters
$credential
mixed
credential
Sets authentication for user.
setAuthenticated(bool $authenticated)
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::setAuthenticated() |
Parameters
$authenticated
bool
setTimedOut()
setTimedOut()
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::setTimedOut() |
shutdown()
shutdown()
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::shutdown() |
Properties
$culture
$culture
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfUser::$$culture |
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::$$culture |
$authenticated
$authenticated
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::$$authenticated |
$credentials
$credentials
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::$$credentials |
$lastRequest
$lastRequest
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::$$lastRequest |
$timedout
$timedout
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::$$timedout |
Constants
AUTH_NAMESPACE
AUTH_NAMESPACE
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::AUTH_NAMESPACE |
CREDENTIAL_NAMESPACE
CREDENTIAL_NAMESPACE
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::CREDENTIAL_NAMESPACE |
LAST_REQUEST_NAMESPACE
LAST_REQUEST_NAMESPACE
Inherited
| inherited_from |
\sfBasicSecurityUser::LAST_REQUEST_NAMESPACE |


| Opcode | Instruction | Description |
|---|---|---|
| NP 0F 37 (EAX=3) | GETSEC[EXITAC] | Exit authenticated code execution mode. RBX holds the Near Absolute Indirect jump target and EDX hold the exit parameter flags. |
The GETSEC[EXITAC] leaf function exits the ILP out of authenticated code execution mode established by GETSEC[ENTERACCS] or GETSEC[SENTER]. The EXITAC leaf of GETSEC is selected with EAX set to 3 at entry. EBX (or RBX, if in 64-bit mode) holds the near jump target offset for where the processor execution resumes upon exiting authenticated code execution mode. EDX contains additional parameter control information. Currently only an input value of 0 in EDX is supported. All other EDX settings are considered reserved and result in a general protection violation.
GETSEC[EXITAC] can only be executed if the processor is in protected mode with CPL = 0 and EFLAGS.VM = 0. The processor must also be in authenticated code execution mode. To avoid potential operability conflicts between modes, the processor is not allowed to execute this instruction if it is in SMM or in VMX operation. A violation of these conditions results in a general protection violation.
Upon completion of the GETSEC[EXITAC] operation, the processor unmasks responses to external event signals INIT#, NMI#, and SMI#. This unmasking is performed conditionally, based on whether the authenticated code execution mode was entered via execution of GETSEC[SENTER] or GETSEC[ENTERACCS]. If the processor is in authenticated code execution mode due to the execution of GETSEC[SENTER], then these external event signals will remain masked. In this case, A20M is kept disabled in the measured environment until the measured environment executes GETSEC[SEXIT]. INIT# is unconditionally unmasked by EXITAC. Note that any events that are pending, but have been blocked while in authenticated code execution mode, will be recognized at the completion of the GETSEC[EXITAC] instruction if the pin event is unmasked.
The intent of providing the ability to optionally leave the pin events SMI#, and NMI# masked is to support the completion of a measured environment bring-up that makes use of VMX. In this envisioned security usage scenario, these events will remain masked until an appropriate virtual machine has been established in order to field servicing of these events in a safer manner. Details on when and how events are masked and unmasked in VMX operation are described in Intel® 64 and IA-32 Architectures Software Developer’s Manual, Volume 3C. It should be cautioned that if no VMX environment is to be activated following GETSEC[EXITAC], that these events will remain masked until the measured environment is exited with GETSEC[SEXIT]. If this is not desired then the GETSEC function SMCTRL(0) can be used for unmasking SMI# in this context. NMI# can be correspondingly unmasked by execution of IRET.
A successful exit of the authenticated code execution mode requires the ILP to perform additional steps as outlined below:
The content of the authenticated code execution area is invalidated by hardware in order to protect it from further use or visibility. This internal processor storage area can no longer be used or relied upon after GETSEC[EXITAC]. Data structures need to be re-established outside of the authenticated code execution area if they are to be referenced after EXITAC. Since addressed memory content formerly mapped to the authenticated code execution area may no longer be coherent with external system memory after EXITAC, processor TLBs in support of linear to physical address translation are also invalidated.
Upon completion of GETSEC[EXITAC] a near absolute indirect transfer is performed with EIP loaded with the contents of EBX (based on the current operating mode size). In 64-bit mode, all 64 bits of RBX are loaded into RIP if REX.W precedes GETSEC[EXITAC]. Otherwise RBX is treated as 32 bits even while in 64-bit mode. Conventional CS limit checking is performed as part of this control transfer. Any exception conditions generated as part of this control transfer will be directed to the existing IDT; thus it is recommended that an IDTR should also be established prior to execution of the EXITAC function if there is a need for fault handling. In addition, any segmentation related (and paging) data structures to be used after EXITAC should be re-established or validated by the authenticated code prior to EXITAC.
In addition, any segmentation related (and paging) data structures to be used after EXITAC need to be re-established and mapped outside of the authenticated RAM designated area by the authenticated code prior to EXITAC. Any data structure held within the authenticated RAM allocated area will no longer be accessible after completion by EXITAC.
(* The state of the internal flag ACMODEFLAG and SENTERFLAG persist across instruction boundary *) IF (CR4.SMXE=0) THEN #UD; ELSIF ( in VMX non-root operation) THEN VM Exit (reason=”GETSEC instruction”); ELSIF (GETSEC leaf unsupported) THEN #UD; ELSIF ((in VMX operation) or ( (in 64-bit mode) and ( RBX is non-canonical) ) (CR0.PE=0) or (CPL>0) or (EFLAGS.VM=1) or (ACMODEFLAG=0) or (IN_SMM=1)) or (EDX ≠ 0)) THEN #GP(0); IF (OperandSize = 32) THEN tempEIP← EBX; ELSIF (OperandSize = 64) THEN tempEIP← RBX; ELSE tempEIP← EBX AND 0000FFFFH; IF (tempEIP > code segment limit) THEN #GP(0); Invalidate ACRAM contents; Invalidate processor TLB(s); Drain outgoing messages; SignalTXTMsg(CloseLocality3); SignalTXTMsg(LockSMRAM); SignalTXTMsg(ProcessorRelease); Unmask INIT; IF (SENTERFLAG=0) THEN Unmask SMI, INIT, NMI, and A20M pin event; ELSEIF (IA32_SMM_MONITOR_CTL[0] = 0) THEN Unmask SMI pin event; ACMODEFLAG← 0; EIP← tempEIP; END;
None.
LOCK Causes #UD.
REP* Cause #UD (includes REPNE/REPNZ and REP/REPE/REPZ).
Operand size Causes #UD.
NP 66/F2/F3 prefixes are not allowed.
Segmentoverrides Ignored.
Address size Ignored.
REX.W Sets 64-bit mode Operand size attribute.
| #UD | If CR4.SMXE = 0. |
| If GETSEC[EXITAC] is not reported as supported by GETSEC[CAPABILITIES]. | |
| #GP(0) | If CR0.PE = 0 or CPL>0 or EFLAGS.VM =1. |
| If in VMX root operation. | |
| If the processor is not currently in authenticated code execution mode. | |
| If the processor is in SMM. | |
| If any reserved bit position is set in the EDX parameter register. |
| #UD | If CR4.SMXE = 0. |
| If GETSEC[EXITAC] is not reported as supported by GETSEC[CAPABILITIES]. | |
| #GP(0) | GETSEC[EXITAC] is not recognized in real-address mode. |
| #UD | If CR4.SMXE = 0. |
| If GETSEC[EXITAC] is not reported as supported by GETSEC[CAPABILITIES]. | |
| #GP(0) | GETSEC[EXITAC] is not recognized in virtual-8086 mode. |
All protected mode exceptions apply.
All protected mode exceptions apply.
| #GP(0) | If the target address in RBX is not in a canonical form. |
Reason (GETSEC) IF in VMX non-root operation.


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Jeep Built Miami-Themed Special Editions of the Wrangler and Gladiator
by Annie White- Jeep will debut new Three O Five special edition models of the Wrangler and Gladiator at the Miami auto show this weekend.
- The name refers to Miami's 305 area code, and 305 units will be made available to Jeep dealers in the Miami area.
- The show cars will feature parts offered by Mopar, and buyers will have the option of ordering Mopar parts so that the cars they buy match the show cars exactly.
Jeep's Wrangler and Gladiator seem made to be modified. The latest proof, if you needed any, is that the Miami auto show is featuring a pair of Jeeps trimmed out specifically with South Florida in mind. They're called Three O Five (in honor of the city's area code, by which locals often refer to the Miami area) and they will feature edition-specific hood graphics and fender decals. They also, naturally, feature parts from Chrysler's aftermarket arm, Mopar. Only 305 will be made, all of them distributed among dealers in the Miami area.
The Wrangler Three O Five is based on the Sport S trim and will come with that model's standard 2.0-liter turbocharged engine and eight-speed automatic transmission. It comes standard with LED headlights, a power-folding top, a black fuel door, a black grille from Jeep Performance Parts, a 7.0-inch touchscreen radio, fender decals depicting a kite surfer, and (may we say) garish hood decals spelling out the special edition's name. This special Wrangler is painted white, with the decals in black and red, respectively.
The special-edition Gladiator is also based on a Sport S model but comes with a 3.6-liter V-6 and an all-terrain tire package, but without the power-folding top or the off-color fuel door. The Three O Five Gladiator is painted red and has the same fender and hood graphics as the Wrangler, but this time the hood graphic is in a contrasting white.
In addition to those standard features, the cars on display at the Miami auto show will have tube doors in place of real doors, a winch and mount with a Fairlead mount kit, a two-inch lift, Katzkin leather seats, two separate LED off-road light kits, steel front bumpers, and rock rails from Jeep Performance Parts.
The 305 lucky people who buy these special-edition Jeeps will have the option of upgrading their vehicles with all of that special equipment. Of the models Jeep produces, 255 will be Wranglers and 50 will be Gladiators.
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Functions
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Arrays
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The Finance Minister further stated that the disinvestment excludes Numaligarh Refinery in Assam, which will be carved out before the privatisation of BPCL.
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Addressing a cabinet briefing, Sithraman said, “Cabinet has approved strategic disinvestment of Bharat Petroleum Corporation Limited, of Govt of India shareholding of 53.29% along with transfer of certain management control. This is excluding BPCL’s equity shareholding of 61% stake in Numaligarh Refinery.”
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In this project, you'll use generative adversarial networks to generate new images of faces.
You'll be using two datasets in this project:
Since the celebA dataset is complex and you're doing GANs in a project for the first time, we want you to test your neural network on MNIST before CelebA. Running the GANs on MNIST will allow you to see how well your model trains sooner.
If you're using FloydHub, set data_dir
to "/input" and use the FloydHub data ID "R5KrjnANiKVhLWAkpXhNBe".
data_dir = './data'
# FloydHub - Use with data ID "R5KrjnANiKVhLWAkpXhNBe"
#data_dir = '/input'
"""
DON'T MODIFY ANYTHING IN THIS CELL
"""
import helper
helper.download_extract('mnist', data_dir)
helper.download_extract('celeba', data_dir)
show_n_images = 25
"""
DON'T MODIFY ANYTHING IN THIS CELL
"""
%matplotlib inline
import os
from glob import glob
from matplotlib import pyplot
mnist_images = helper.get_batch(glob(os.path.join(data_dir, 'mnist/*.jpg'))[:show_n_images], 28, 28, 'L')
pyplot.imshow(helper.images_square_grid(mnist_images, 'L'), cmap='gray')
The CelebFaces Attributes Dataset (CelebA) dataset contains over 200,000 celebrity images with annotations. Since you're going to be generating faces, you won't need the annotations. You can view the first number of examples by changing show_n_images
.
show_n_images = 25
"""
DON'T MODIFY ANYTHING IN THIS CELL
"""
mnist_images = helper.get_batch(glob(os.path.join(data_dir, 'img_align_celeba/*.jpg'))[:show_n_images], 28, 28, 'RGB')
pyplot.imshow(helper.images_square_grid(mnist_images, 'RGB'))
Since the project's main focus is on building the GANs, we'll preprocess the data for you. The values of the MNIST and CelebA dataset will be in the range of -0.5 to 0.5 of 28x28 dimensional images. The CelebA images will be cropped to remove parts of the image that don't include a face, then resized down to 28x28.

You'll build the components necessary to build a GANs by implementing the following functions below:
model_inputs
discriminator
generator
model_loss
model_opt
train
This will check to make sure you have the correct version of TensorFlow and access to a GPU
"""
DON'T MODIFY ANYTHING IN THIS CELL
"""
from distutils.version import LooseVersion
import warnings
import tensorflow as tf
# Check TensorFlow Version
assert LooseVersion(tf.__version__) >= LooseVersion('1.0'), 'Please use TensorFlow version 1.0 or newer. You are using {}'.format(tf.__version__)
print('TensorFlow Version: {}'.format(tf.__version__))
# Check for a GPU
if not tf.test.gpu_device_name():
warnings.warn('No GPU found. Please use a GPU to train your neural network.')
else:
print('Default GPU Device: {}'.format(tf.test.gpu_device_name()))
Implement the model_inputs
function to create TF Placeholders for the Neural Network. It should create the following placeholders:
image_width
, image_height
, and image_channels
.z_dim
.Return the placeholders in the following the tuple (tensor of real input images, tensor of z data)
import problem_unittests as tests
def model_inputs(image_width, image_height, image_channels, z_dim):
"""
Create the model inputs
:param image_width: The input image width
:param image_height: The input image height
:param image_channels: The number of image channels
:param z_dim: The dimension of Z
:return: Tuple of (tensor of real input images, tensor of z data, learning rate)
"""
input_real = tf.placeholder(tf.float32, [None, image_width, image_height, image_channels],
name="input_real")
input_z = tf.placeholder(tf.float32, [None, z_dim], name="input_z")
learning_rate = tf.placeholder(tf.float32, name="learning_rate")
return input_real, input_z, learning_rate
"""
DON'T MODIFY ANYTHING IN THIS CELL THAT IS BELOW THIS LINE
"""
tests.test_model_inputs(model_inputs)
Implement discriminator
to create a discriminator neural network that discriminates on images
. This function should be able to reuse the variabes in the neural network. Use tf.variable_scope
with a scope name of "discriminator" to allow the variables to be reused. The function should return a tuple of (tensor output of the generator, tensor logits of the generator).
def discriminator(images, reuse=False):
"""
Create the discriminator network
:param image: Tensor of input image(s)
:param reuse: Boolean if the weights should be reused
:return: Tuple of (tensor output of the discriminator, tensor logits of the discriminator)
"""
with tf.variable_scope("discriminator", reuse=reuse):
alpha = .01
# Input layer is 28x28x3
x1 = tf.layers.conv2d(images, 128, 5, strides=2, padding='same')
relu1 = tf.maximum(alpha * x1, x1)
# 14x14x128
x2 = tf.layers.conv2d(relu1, 256, 5, strides=2, padding='same')
bn2 = tf.layers.batch_normalization(x2, training=True)
relu2 = tf.maximum(alpha * bn2, bn2)
# 7*7*256
# Flatten it
flat = tf.reshape(relu2, (-1, 7*7*256))
logits = tf.layers.dense(flat, 1)
out = tf.sigmoid(logits)
return out, logits
"""
DON'T MODIFY ANYTHING IN THIS CELL THAT IS BELOW THIS LINE
"""
tests.test_discriminator(discriminator, tf)
Implement generator
to generate an image using z
. This function should be able to reuse the variabes in the neural network. Use tf.variable_scope
with a scope name of "generator" to allow the variables to be reused. The function should return the generated 28 x 28 x out_channel_dim
images.
def generator(z, out_channel_dim, is_train=True):
"""
Create the generator network
:param z: Input z
:param out_channel_dim: The number of channels in the output image
:param is_train: Boolean if generator is being used for training
:return: The tensor output of the generator
"""
with tf.variable_scope("generator", reuse=not is_train):
alpha = .1
# First fully connected layer
x1 = tf.layers.dense(z, 7*7*512)
# Reshape it to start the convolutional stack
x1 = tf.reshape(x1, (-1, 7, 7, 512))
x1 = tf.layers.batch_normalization(x1, training=is_train)
x1 = tf.maximum(alpha * x1, x1)
# 7*7*512 now
x2 = tf.layers.conv2d_transpose(x1, 256, 5, strides=2, padding='same')
x2 = tf.layers.batch_normalization(x2, training=is_train)
x2 = tf.maximum(alpha * x2, x2)
# 14x14x256 now
# Output layer
logits = tf.layers.conv2d_transpose(x2, out_channel_dim, 5, strides=2, padding='same')
# 28x28x3 now
out = tf.tanh(logits)
return out
"""
DON'T MODIFY ANYTHING IN THIS CELL THAT IS BELOW THIS LINE
"""
tests.test_generator(generator, tf)
Implement model_loss
to build the GANs for training and calculate the loss. The function should return a tuple of (discriminator loss, generator loss). Use the following functions you implemented:
discriminator(images, reuse=False)
generator(z, out_channel_dim, is_train=True)
def model_loss(input_real, input_z, out_channel_dim):
"""
Get the loss for the discriminator and generator
:param input_real: Images from the real dataset
:param input_z: Z input
:param out_channel_dim: The number of channels in the output image
:return: A tuple of (discriminator loss, generator loss)
"""
g_model = generator(input_z, out_channel_dim, is_train=True)
d_model_real, d_logits_real = discriminator(input_real, reuse=False)
d_model_fake, d_logits_fake = discriminator(g_model, reuse=True)
d_loss_real = tf.reduce_mean(
tf.nn.sigmoid_cross_entropy_with_logits(logits=d_logits_real, labels=tf.ones_like(d_model_real)))
d_loss_fake = tf.reduce_mean(
tf.nn.sigmoid_cross_entropy_with_logits(logits=d_logits_fake, labels=tf.zeros_like(d_model_fake)))
g_loss = tf.reduce_mean(
tf.nn.sigmoid_cross_entropy_with_logits(logits=d_logits_fake, labels=tf.ones_like(d_model_fake)))
d_loss = d_loss_real + d_loss_fake
return d_loss, g_loss
"""
DON'T MODIFY ANYTHING IN THIS CELL THAT IS BELOW THIS LINE
"""
tests.test_model_loss(model_loss)
Implement model_opt
to create the optimization operations for the GANs. Use tf.trainable_variables
to get all the trainable variables. Filter the variables with names that are in the discriminator and generator scope names. The function should return a tuple of (discriminator training operation, generator training operation).
def model_opt(d_loss, g_loss, learning_rate, beta1):
"""
Get optimization operations
:param d_loss: Discriminator loss Tensor
:param g_loss: Generator loss Tensor
:param learning_rate: Learning Rate Placeholder
:param beta1: The exponential decay rate for the 1st moment in the optimizer
:return: A tuple of (discriminator training operation, generator training operation)
"""
t_vars = tf.trainable_variables()
d_vars = [var for var in t_vars if var.name.startswith('discriminator')]
g_vars = [var for var in t_vars if var.name.startswith('generator')]
all_update_ops = tf.get_collection(tf.GraphKeys.UPDATE_OPS)
g_update_ops = tf.get_collection(tf.GraphKeys.UPDATE_OPS, scope='generator')
d_update_ops = tf.get_collection(tf.GraphKeys.UPDATE_OPS, scope='discriminator')
with tf.control_dependencies(d_update_ops):
d_train_opt = tf.train.AdamOptimizer(learning_rate, beta1 = beta1).minimize(d_loss, var_list = d_vars)
with tf.control_dependencies(g_update_ops):
g_train_opt = tf.train.AdamOptimizer(learning_rate, beta1 = beta1).minimize(g_loss, var_list = g_vars)
return d_train_opt, g_train_opt
"""
DON'T MODIFY ANYTHING IN THIS CELL THAT IS BELOW THIS LINE
"""
tests.test_model_opt(model_opt, tf)
"""
DON'T MODIFY ANYTHING IN THIS CELL
"""
import numpy as np
def show_generator_output(sess, n_images, input_z, out_channel_dim, image_mode):
"""
Show example output for the generator
:param sess: TensorFlow session
:param n_images: Number of Images to display
:param input_z: Input Z Tensor
:param out_channel_dim: The number of channels in the output image
:param image_mode: The mode to use for images ("RGB" or "L")
"""
cmap = None if image_mode == 'RGB' else 'gray'
z_dim = input_z.get_shape().as_list()[-1]
example_z = np.random.uniform(-1, 1, size=[n_images, z_dim])
samples = sess.run(
generator(input_z, out_channel_dim, False),
feed_dict={input_z: example_z})
images_grid = helper.images_square_grid(samples, image_mode)
pyplot.imshow(images_grid, cmap=cmap)
pyplot.show()
Implement train
to build and train the GANs. Use the following functions you implemented:
model_inputs(image_width, image_height, image_channels, z_dim)
model_loss(input_real, input_z, out_channel_dim)
model_opt(d_loss, g_loss, learning_rate, beta1)
Use the show_generator_output
to show generator
output while you train. Running show_generator_output
for every batch will drastically increase training time and increase the size of the notebook. It's recommended to print the generator
output every 100 batches.
def train(epoch_count, batch_size, z_dim, learning_rate, beta1, get_batches, data_shape, data_image_mode):
"""
Train the GAN
:param epoch_count: Number of epochs
:param batch_size: Batch Size
:param z_dim: Z dimension
:param learning_rate: Learning Rate
:param beta1: The exponential decay rate for the 1st moment in the optimizer
:param get_batches: Function to get batches
:param data_shape: Shape of the data
:param data_image_mode: The image mode to use for images ("RGB" or "L")
"""
input_real, input_z, _ = model_inputs(data_shape[1], data_shape[2], data_shape[3],
z_dim)
d_loss, g_loss = model_loss(input_real, input_z, data_shape[3])
d_opt, g_opt = model_opt(d_loss, g_loss, learning_rate, beta1)
losses = []
with tf.Session() as sess:
sess.run(tf.global_variables_initializer())
step = 0
for epoch_i in range(epoch_count):
batch_no = 0
for batch_images in get_batches(batch_size):
step += 1
batch_no += 1
batch_images = batch_images * 2
batch_z = np.random.uniform(-1, 1, size=(batch_size, z_dim))
_ = sess.run(d_opt, feed_dict={input_real: batch_images, input_z: batch_z})
_ = sess.run(g_opt, feed_dict={input_real: batch_images, input_z: batch_z})
if batch_no % 10 == 0:
train_loss_d = d_loss.eval({input_z: batch_z, input_real: batch_images})
train_loss_g = g_loss.eval({input_z: batch_z})
losses.append((train_loss_d, train_loss_g))
print("Epoch {}/{}...".format(epoch_i+1, epoch_count),
"Batch {}...".format(batch_no),
"Discriminator Loss: {:.4f}...".format(train_loss_d),
"Generator Loss: {:.4f}".format(train_loss_g))
if batch_no % 100 == 0:
show_generator_output(sess, 25, input_z, data_shape[3], data_image_mode)
fig, ax = pyplot.subplots()
losses = np.array(losses)
pyplot.plot(losses.T[0], label='Discriminator', alpha=0.5)
pyplot.plot(losses.T[1], label='Generator', alpha=0.5)
pyplot.title("Training Losses")
pyplot.legend()
pyplot.show()
Test your GANs architecture on MNIST. After 2 epochs, the GANs should be able to generate images that look like handwritten digits. Make sure the loss of the generator is lower than the loss of the discriminator or close to 0.
batch_size = 32
z_dim = 100
learning_rate = .0002
beta1 = .5
"""
DON'T MODIFY ANYTHING IN THIS CELL THAT IS BELOW THIS LINE
"""
epochs = 2
mnist_dataset = helper.Dataset('mnist', glob(os.path.join(data_dir, 'mnist/*.jpg')))
with tf.Graph().as_default():
train(epochs, batch_size, z_dim, learning_rate, beta1, mnist_dataset.get_batches,
mnist_dataset.shape, mnist_dataset.image_mode)
Run your GANs on CelebA. It will take around 20 minutes on the average GPU to run one epoch. You can run the whole epoch or stop when it starts to generate realistic faces.
batch_size = 32
z_dim = 100
learning_rate = .001
beta1 = .5
"""
DON'T MODIFY ANYTHING IN THIS CELL THAT IS BELOW THIS LINE
"""
epochs = 1
celeba_dataset = helper.Dataset('celeba', glob(os.path.join(data_dir, 'img_align_celeba/*.jpg')))
with tf.Graph().as_default():
train(epochs, batch_size, z_dim, learning_rate, beta1, celeba_dataset.get_batches,
celeba_dataset.shape, celeba_dataset.image_mode)
When submitting this project, make sure to run all the cells before saving the notebook. Save the notebook file as "dlnd_face_generation.ipynb" and save it as a HTML file under "File" -> "Download as". Include the "helper.py" and "problem_unittests.py" files in your submission.


TECHNICAL THUG: Writes perl script that creates home directory, copies in incomprehensible default environment, and places entries in /etc/passwd, /etc/shadow, and /etc/group. (By hand, NOT with passmgmt.) Slaps on setuid bit; tells a nearby secretary to handle new accounts. Usually, said secretary is still dithering over the difference between 'enter' and 'return'; and so, no new accounts are ever created.
ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts new account policy in motd. Since people without accounts cannot read the motd, nobody ever fulfills the bureaucratic requirements; and so, no new accounts are ever created.
 We've got too many goddamn sh*t-for-brains a**holes on this box anyway."
IDIOT:
# cd /home; mkdir "Bob's home directory"
# echo "Bob Simon:gandalf:0:0::/dev/tty:compress -f" > /etc/passwd
Root Disk Fails
... READ THE REST OF THIS JOKE HERE [1]...
[1] http://hulubei.net/tudor/humor/sysadmins.htmlHere's a personal one:
Programming really is like practicing magic. But C++ is a broken staff.
This one I know from a friend that studied Automated System at the Polytechnic University in Bucharest.
'A man his robot wake up one morning. While the robot was preparing breakfast the man couldn't help notice the robot wasn't feeling fine.
not the best, but probably the only programmer joke I know. ^_^
My life is a while
inside a C file
that does not compile
and it also has a for
that always dumps core
There are 10 types of people:
*in base whatever
It's not funny when my keyboard brea
If two people enter the elevator and three people get out on the next floor, one person must get in so the elevator is empty.
EDIT Fixed spelling bug
Not really a joke, but every time i'm having pointer problems on a linux machine I giggle.
(~/) $ cd /dev
(/dev/) $ cat mouse
A great one liner about why a company shouldnt hire consultants. "Dont hire consultants. They steal the watch from you and tell you the time". Not sure how true that is. :)
Mark Twain's remark about quitting smoking [1] always remembers me of the standardization of LISP:
[1] http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/m/marktwain128157.htmlI cannot understand why people say it is so hard to plan a standard LISP dialect. This task is very easy, I have already planned a dozen ones.
Q: How many Apple Newton users does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Foux! There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup.
I have add Gob's program from Arrested Development:
"What is it Michael? Are you a robot? Don't you have enough RAM for feelings?"
Heap Heap Array !?
I was lying in bed after a crazy birthday, and, there being no place open to eat, everyone was trying to figure out a good delivery place. I said "I want some internet food", not wanting to move.
My girlfriend said, "How bout some MegaBytes?"
She's hates computers, it was hilarious.
This isn't mine:
["hip","hip"] //hip hip array
This is:
{cake => "chocolate"} //hash cake
Not a joke so much of a prank. When people would laboriously write down, on paper, the complete text of a BSOD and read it to me (because I've seen that!), or else give me any sort of memory error message with an address, I would answer straight away: "Yeah, that address is bad. It's one of them that never works. Shame you got there. Oh well..."
This was actually funny back in the Jurassic:
Q: How many IBM mainframes does it take to do an arithmetic left shift?
A: 33. 32 to hold the bits and one to push the register.
The one about the programmer working on fifth floor, always be taking the elevator to the fourth floor...
I told this to my girlfriend today under a discussion, might fit here.
"Every time you open your mouth what you say starts in a catch a and ends in a finaly!"
I just understood afterward that she didn't understood what i was trying to say with that sentence.
Programmer to friend looking at attractive girl at a bar: "If she's half as cute when she's twice as close, from four times the distance away she'll be twice as cute."
Bianry Joke
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A programmer started to cuss 'Cause getting to sleep was a fuss As he lay there in bed Was looping thru his head: {while(!asleep()) sheep++;}
Programming in C is like fast dancing on a newly-waxed dance floor by people carrying razors.
There are 2 types of people.
Those who understand binary; those who don't; and the ones who understand ternary.
Yosefk did three great ones a while back on his blog [1]. This one's my favorite:
When I tell it, I usually introduce it with "This joke's about programming, but it's also about a plumber"
[1] http://www.yosefk.com/blog/the-cardinal-programming-jokes.htmlAn airplane lands, and passengers come out. One of them notices a guy underneath the airplane. As you’d guess, the guy is a plumber. The plumber touches some lock, and immediately gets covered by excrement streaming from an opening at the bottom of the plane.
The next scene should really be a small piece of pantomime, but I’ll have to get by with words alone. He slowly sweeps his right hand over his left arm, then the left hand over the right arm, and shakes his hands. The Passenger exclaims...
Passenger (appalled): What on Earth makes you keep this job?
Plumber (proudly): Hey, I’m in the aerospace business!
More of a pun than a joke:
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
Compiler message you don't want to see #42:
Too many errors on one line (make fewer).
return your_job++;
Just before your_job got a raise, it went to the garbage dump.
Old programmer talking to young one: What do you mean you have to have an IDE? Why, in my day, all we had were ones and zeros, and that was on a good day. On bad days, all we had were zeros.
First Engineer: "I was walking home one evening when I encountered the most stunningly beautiful lady riding a bicycle. She stopped next to me, threw off her clothes and said "it's all yours!" "
Second Engineer: "What did you do?"
First Engineer: "I rode off on her bicycle."
Second Engineer: "Yeah. Her clothes wouldn't have suited you anyway..."
Compiler message you don't want to see #41:
This label is the target of a goto from outside of the block containing this label AND this block has an automatic variable with an initializer AND your window wasn't wide enough to read this whole error message.
The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH'.
[Referring to a developer who's being very combative or anti-social]
In Klingon culture, your behavior would be considered the early stages of a mating ritual.
I can't believe this one is missing:
"God save the Queen, 8, 1"
Am I too old?
From a Dilbert cartoon, roughly from memory
PHB: Management says we need more unix programmers.
Dilbert: I already am a unix programmer.
PHB: If the company nurse stops by, tell her never mind.
BASIC programmers eat Dim Sum for breakfast.
Lisp joke: My other car is a cdr.
Perfect for a sticker on the car. :)
Can you C#?
Hello World is cross platform chapter
Possibly apocryphal story: the first COBOL compiler for Unix systems was called RM COBOL - allegedly the people at the stand in the first trade show wondered why the attendees found the name so amusing...
A programmer on his way home finds a talking frog: "I'm a magical princess turned into a frog. Kiss me so that I will return to my natural form and we may live happily ever after." The programmer picks up the frog, looks at it for a while and then puts it in his pocket.  Surely you have never met someone as beautiful and rich as a princess before. This is a unique opportunity for you." To which the programmer responds: "I'm a programmer, what use do I have for a girlfriends? Now a talking frog... that's something else..."
A group of managers, mechanical engineers and programmers are swooshing down a mountain in a sleigh. Suddenly the sleigh buckles and crashes, spilling everyone who was on board.
Soon after they shake themselves off the managers announce that they're going to form a committee to investigate the cause of the crash and how to avoid it in the future.
The mechanical engineers start pulling out their screwdrivers so they can begin analyzing the sleigh to see what went wrong.
The programmers just want to push the sleigh back up the mountain to see if it will happen again!
DOS joke...
Who is this "General Failure" guy, and why is he reading my hard drive?
Not a joke, but a great bumper sticker seen on the car of a University of Michigan AI faculty member:
"My Other Car is a CDR"
A programmer is walking along and finds a frog on the side of the road. The frog says "Hey, you! I'm a beautiful princess. Kiss me and I'll turn human and be your hot girlfriend."
The programmer picks up the frog and puts it in his shirt pocket.
A few minutes later the frog shouts, "Hey, didn't you hear me? I said I was a beautiful princess!
The programmer says, "Nahh -- I'm a programmer, I really don't have time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog -- that's pretty cool!"
SO - error when trying to post an answer, but they check you are a human, and when you complete there test this is what you get: "Oops! Your answer couldn't be submitted because:
body is missing "
Chuck Norris’s programs are always one word - work - and they do
There are 10 kinds of people in the world... those that understand trinary, those that don't and the ones who confuse it with binary
I like to misquote Jerry Maguire [1]
"You had me at Hello World"
[1] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116695/quotesThere was a computer scientist walking down the sidewalk when he noticed a frog hopping up and down in front of him. When he got close the frog suddenly spoke: "Help me I am a beautiful Princess but I have been turned into a frog by an evil witch!"
The computer scientist picked up the frog and put it in his pocket, then continued his walk to work.
The frog piped up out of his pocket "I am a beautiful Princess and I have wealth and riches. If you kiss me and break the spell we can be married and you can rule my kingdom." but the computer scientist ignored the frog and continued walking along.
Eventually he reached his lecture hall, and took the frog out of his pocket. The frog looked at him and asked "I have offered you riches, and my kingdom, and marriage to a beautiful Princess. Why won't you help me?"
He answered "Well I'm a computer scientist, so I'm not interested in girls, but a Talking Frog is Really Neat!"
unzip.zip...
if only you and dead people can read hex, how many people can read hex?
"When I code I like to think like a computer. The problem is that computers don't think"
A developer finds out that his wife is pregnant so he gives his child-to-be a codename.
An Engineer and a Mathematician found the magic lamp, the genie came out of the lamp and said, "I have a quest for you, can you see that hot chick over there, if any one can get to her by everytime jumping half the distance he jumped before, she is his.
The mathematician said this is impossible" and left.
After a while, he met the engineer who had a big smile on his face and told him "I did it", the mathematician said "WHAT, how it is impossible", the Engineer replied "Yes, but I got close enough to make it possible"
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
It is not joke itself but nevertheless it is still funny :)
http://www.aegisub.net/2008/12/if-programming-languages-were-religions.html
Software programming is like sex, one bad decision and you end up supporting it in the rest of your life.
Microsoft Works.
really?
Don't take it serious :)
date && sleep && look && talk && touch && access && open top && unzip && mount && yes && yes && join && fork && umount && kill && cut && shred
Q: What kind of modem did Jimi Hendrix have?
A: A Purple Hayes.
SELECT * FROM Users WHERE Clue > 0
0 Rows returned
sp_helptext 'sp_helptext'
Picked from real life:
-The client was keeping on sending those presence packets.
-Until what ?
-True !
A couple get lost in the fog somewhere in the north west. Happening upon a large wall, which the soon discover is a window, they began to pound on the glass while screaming for help.
Moments later a few faint faces appear behind the glass.
The couple yell, but the glass is thick. Neither side can hear the other.
The woman takes out her lipstick and draws on the glass:
"EW ERA EREHW" ('where are we' in reverse.)
The faces dissappear behind the glass and soon reemerge with a large sign that says:
"YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GLASS"
The woman laughs and says, "Oh, we're in Redmond, WA, just outside of Microsoft's Headquarters"
The husband is amazed and asks how she could know that.
"Because", she replies, "the answer to my question was so worthless and unhelpful that it could only be Microsoft."
True story:
We had some very heavy snow a few weeks ago, and when I got in to work I got an email from a coworker:
"in case you have not been watching the news, the pd is asking people to stay clear from the peripheral roads unless completely necessary.
i will be doing just that and recommend you do the same.
many of those roads are not being plowed to the point that we are not getting bus traffic or even garbage collection."
That might have been useful to me had I received the email before I left, but it didn't come in until after I actually arrived at the office. So I wrote back:
"Meh. I'll be fine. I'm a Delphi coder. A lack of garbage collection has never scared me."
Syntatic salt is bad for the colon
Two Hibernate POJOs walk into a bar. On the dance floor, in plain sight, they start to merge. The bouncer walks over and shouts "Hey, yooz two... get a persistent context!".
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
Quite nice one is "The Evolution of a Programmer", found at many places at the Internet, for example here:
http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~steinl/vitser/evolution.html
One of my older posts - link text [1]
[1] http://blog.binnyva.com/2007/11/30-reasons-why-all-programmers-are-schizophrenics/The company secretary took out one of the programmers for a drink, so they walked into a bar. You would have thought that one of them would have seen it!
Some days the StackOverflow membership sounds just like a flock of ducks trying to out-honk a Mack truck, but getting cut short tragically as they all fly into the front grill.
A rails applications walks into a restaurant and starts talking to the server. The server looks out the window then says "We don't serve your kind here".
points at whiteboard and say it's already written in whitespace
A: hey, can I ask you something? B: yes, you can. A: SELECT * FROM
Every time my allergies flair up, I remind my peers:
"There's nothing worse then a programmer with a bad code."
How To Write Unmaintainable Code [1] contains tons of it.
[1] http://freeworld.thc.org/root/phun/unmaintain.htmlIf architects built buildings the way programmers write software, the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
This one is best told leaving out the last line.

There are two things I want to do Before this life is done. They're write 5 lines of APL And make the buggers run.
"A foo walks into a bar," sed awk.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one but you will never change it back again.
Heard on a room with 2 programmers experts on secure coding:
"Security is not a process, it's a thread!"
Did you hear about the programmer who was found drowned in her shower? She was found holding a bottle of shampoo. On the bottle were the instructions "Lather, Rinse, Repeat"
NACK, NACK.
Who's there?
ATM.
ATM who?
NACK, NACK.
http://dialspace.dial.pipex.com/prod/dialspace/town/green/gfd34/art/bloopers.html
Some programmers never learn. The following illustration depicts a delightful beach on a Caribbean island, a few seconds after the following line of code was executed:
return strcpy(malloc(strlen(s)), s);
A : If there is a limit to the amount of information that can be stored/represented in the universe and all of it was allocated for a giant integer register, what is the largest number such a register could hold?
B : -1
(from reddit [1])
[1] http://www.reddit.com/r/geek/comments/9cek8/indeed%5Fit%5Fis%5Fnot%5Fpossible%5Fgiven%5Fthe%5Flimitations/c0c8vl0There's no place like <IP_ADDRESS>.
http://localhost/
? - arik-so
::1
for that matter. - Christian Mann
A spanish one, refering to a product known as Bocabits [1]:
[1] http://pepsico.es/index.php?s=productos/bocabits-matutano¿Qué hacen 8 bocabits? Un bocabyte
A few oneliners on T-shirt and sticker from thinkgeek.com :
There's no place like <IP_ADDRESS>
I failed the Turing test
go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script
A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'
This is more of a generic geek-joke and I couldn't overcome 15 pages of jokes to see, if it's already been written.. But here goes:
In war time, 2 soldiers are captured by the enemy. In peace-time, one of them happens to be a physicist whereas the other is a mathematician.
They are placed in a room and tied to each their chair. Across from them - approx. 10 meters - sits a beautiful naked woman on a bed. The soldiers haven't seen their wives for months, so as the hours go by, they start to feel desire for the woman.
An enemy officer enters and explains to them:
"If you tell me where your base is located, I will let you go. If you don't, then, for every 5 minutes, I will move your chairs, so you are exactly half as far away from the woman than before".
The mathematician: "This is unfair! None of us will never reach the woman!"
The physicist: "For all practical purposes, I will be near enough in 2 hours.."
Why the programmer get stuck in the shower?
Rinse, Lather, Repeat.
A programmer started to cuss
Because getting to sleep was a fuss
As he lay there in bed
Looping 'round in his head
was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Lightbulb is a class with method screw() so it can screw itself.
Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
What would happen if you ran lint on your belly button?
reparare scarabaeus ergo sum.
It's the fragments from a dream of a bad telling of a bad joke, so it might need reworking later on, but something about:
"...the end of the world as foretold in Revelations , Fire and Brimestone, and the Beast and it's minions had surfaced from the lair under the earth's crust. Summoned by God Almighty to spread terror and destroy any lasting civilizations, any life that hadn't been worth salvation. The Beast called to the minions, planning how the world would be undone, communications were written and dispatched around the globe.
From up high, God watched on, noting the detail in the organisation, and was confident that all was to go as planned.
However, days, weeks, months passed, and finally God confronted the Beast. 'Why no progress? Such organisation, yet those who were not salvaged still work the earth! Why do you fail me?'
'Forgive me Lord, I have but permission to read and write.'"
Someone I used to work with calls bad tea "nil".
(stop me when you get it)
So once in a while he got a (not-so) nice cup of nil.
I heard this somewhere, i think it's funny.
Question: Do you know what is the metric used in evaluating quality of code?
Answer: WTF/second. Always keep this value near zero.
program, n.: A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input into error messages. tr.v.: To engage in a pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward.
Guy and a girl are in a bar. The man bites his tongue, approaches the woman and says, "So baby, can I have your address?"
She replies, "&inyourdreams".
A computer science student walks into the lab during finals week. He needs to use a computer to finish his last C++ programming assignment, but all the computers are in use. As he's walking through the lab, scouting for an available machine, he sees a couple friends of his. He walks up to them and says, "Hello Steve. Hello Amy." They turn to him and say, "Hello Dan, how are you?" As the student glances around the lab, he responds, "I'm ok, I just need to find a computer to finish my C++ assignment for class." Steve looks at Dan and says, "Well hopefully you find an available machine soon, because you're starting to look a little ANSI."
Two computers are walking down the street together. One turns to the other and says 'Why do you think everyone finds computers so boring?
' the other computer turns to him and says...
...Beeeeeeep!
try
{
// ... loads of code
}
catch (Exception ex)
{
string nooooooo = "";
}
C:>DOS
C:\DOS>RUN
RUN DOS RUN!
The other day I almost died of hypothermia. I bought a big family sized bottle of shampoo, and went to take a shower. Then I made a big mistake: I read the directions. It said "Lather, rinse, repeat." It took three hours before that bottle was empty.
var arr:Array = new Array ("c", "h", "i", "c", "k", "e", "n");
var temp:Object;
for (i=0; i< arr.length; i++) {
trace (arr)
temp = arr.shift();
arr.push(temp)
}
(chicken ticker)
One day a programmer doesn't show up at work. And the next day. And next day. And the day after that. Finally friends come to his house. They found him in the bath looking at the shampoo label, reading -
"Leather. Rinse. Repeat..."
what does LISP stand for: Lotsa Irritating Stupid Parentheses
As a programmer of business applications, I live with the fear and knowledge that dark things are going on in the plumbing of components and libraries and systems - like so many strange subterranean slaves toiling in the bowels, secretly PUSHing and POPing and MOVing in registers.
A SQL query walks into a bar. He approaches two tables and says, "Mind if I join you?"

Heard this told on This Week in Tech podcast (in all seriousness with no sarcasm) as a true story illustrating the awesome programming skills of Bill Gates.
A number of years ago Gates and some other major geek competed to see who's a better programmer. Their programming challenge was to draw circles. Gates used Basic. The other programmer used assembler.
Did you hear the one about the programmer who's car got a flat? He spent the whole night starting and stopping the car trying to fix it.
My favorite is Henry G. Baker's I Have a Feeling We're Not In Emerald City Anymore [1] from Sigplan Notices 1997, where he explains why we have Ada.
[1] http://home.pipeline.com/~hbaker1/sigplannotices/gigo-1997-04.htmlI'm not sure that the ability to create UML diagrams similar to pretzels with mad cow disease is actually a marketable skill.
Best Example for Recursion::
Sign board:: OFFER $10 Only* ---> *Conditions Apply*
I liked this collection too much: http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/
The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword and the programmer too!
Did you hear about the programmer who died of old age in the shower? He read the instructions on the shampoo bottle: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Q: What is the definition of "recursion" in the dictionary? A: "See recursion"
While this may not be a joke per se, I thought it was a funny, if not corny, response. I was visiting my professor during office hours and he commented that he was giving the paper he graded a B- and replied, "why not give him a c++ ?" ... yeah.. pretty corny.. hehe
How do you say I love you?
I'm Y you
? (15 Chars) - Bobby
If we have a programming language named Java surely we need one called Jolt
Q. What do you call a centrepeed with 16 legs?
A. A hexadecapeed
"You can only understand recursion if you know someone who understands recursion."

Definition of recursion: see definition of recursion.
Q: How does a Programmer start a (internet) chat?
A: Ping
Sure not the funniest one but sometimes true
http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/
This one's nice as well: http://www.zazzle.co.uk/as_programmers_create_bigger_better_idiot_pro_tshirt-235324677996339409
A 1 and a 0 are walking down the road.
1 says to 0, "I feel a little chilly."
to which 0 responds, "I'm actually feeling kind of warm, but I could be off."
I came up with this joke when asked this question on a survey one time. There are infinite variations you could make, all are sure to draw a groan ;-)
After spending a night with Divine Brown, Bill Gates turns to her in the bed and says "I understand now why they call you Divine Brown. She turns back to him and says "And I now understand why you called your company Micro - Soft"
Q: Why was the first customer at a restaurant served last?
A: They took orders using a stack.
-Hello girl, what is your name? -Ruth. -Root, nice. And what is your password?
Programmers must always find balance in life: would use more CPU and less RAM or more RAM and less CPU?
I know I already posted one, but this is my favorite bit of computer humor ever. Whenever the network goes down, will often mention the name of Shub-Internet in a hushed voice.
I cribbed this copy from FOLDoC [1], which I think cribbed it in turn from the Jargon file [2].
Shub-Internet /shuhb in't*r-net/ (MUD, from H. P. Lovecraft's evil fictional deity "Shub-Niggurath", the Black Goat with a Thousand Young) The harsh personification of the Internet, Beast of a Thousand Processes, Eater of Characters, Avatar of Line Noise, and Imp of Call Waiting; the hideous multi-tendriled entity formed of all the manifold connections of the net. A sect of MUDders worships Shub-Internet, sacrificing objects and praying for good connections. To no avail - its purpose is malign and evil, and is the cause of all network slowdown. Often heard as in "Freela casts a tac nuke at Shub-Internet for slowing her down." (A forged response often follows along the lines of: "Shub-Internet gulps down the tac nuke and burps happily.") Also cursed by users of FTP and telnet when the system slows down. The dread name of Shub-Internet is seldom spoken aloud, as it is said that repeating it three times will cause the being to wake, deep within its lair beneath the Pentagon.
[1] http://FoldocWhich archetypal personae are u? Mort, Elvis or Einstein?
Well,I am not so much expert in writing fun articles on IT.but,I tried one.I hope all of you like it.
Original Post [1]
Sons of Java, of .Net, my brothers!
I see in your eyes...
...the same fear that would take the heart of me.
A day may come when the Google may fails...
...when we forsake our Computers and break all bonds of fellowship.
But it is not this day.
An hour of BSoD and shattered Mobiles...
...when the age of Microsoft comes crashing down.
But it is not this day.
This day we fight!
By all that you hold dear on this good earth...
... I bid you stand, Men of the Computers!
[1] http://cbs3.blogspot.com/index.htmlA medical doctor, civil engineer and computer scientist are in a bar, discussing which is the oldest profession. The doctor says "God took a rib from Adam and made Eve - a medical triumph. Medicine is the oldest profession." The engineer says "Ah, but before that from chaos God created the planets and stars. Engineering is the earliest profession." The computer scientist swigs his bear calmly and says - "But who do you think created the chaos?"
Q: What is the worst punishment that can be given to a programmer?
A: emousculation
What do you call a webform that duplicates itself early in the year?
A febworm! (inward groan)
I am not sure it's posted already.
Q: What's worse than being slapped once?
A: Being slapped twice.
Q: What's worse than being slapped twice?
A: The universe gets stuck during it.
My teacher narrated this one:
A programmer once took his wife and kids to a park for recreation. Before coming back, he became extremely agitated when he counted his kids over and over again to make sure there were five, but he only counted up to four each time, without apparently recalling the missing one; he was beginning his count from 0!
There are 10 types of people, those who know binary and those who don't.
Can anyone explain why Oct 31 == Dec 25?
A grade school teacher was asking his pupils what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first.  Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor." "That's wonderful. How about you, Amy?" Amy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman." "Thank you, Amy" said the teacher. "What does your parent do, Billy?" Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a ŵhorehouse."
The teacher was aghast and went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation. Billy's dad said, "I'm actually a system programmer specializing in TCP/IP communication protocol on UNIX systems. How can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"
"You don't go to DevDays to get laid"
Let's Keep-fit
。。。
A: Because that was her name.
 A: because there are no bugs on heaven.

Here is a good (original) one:
To all you CS masters, do you think that in Middle Earth, there is not only a Frodo Bugging, but also a Frodo Debugging ...
(I conceived this one after 10 hours GDB-ing...)


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Blade (1998)
Director: Stephen Norrington Cast: Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff, Kris Kristofferson, N'Bushe Wright, Donal Logue, Udo Kier Screenplay: David S. Goyer Producers: Robert Engelman, Peter Frankfurt Runtime: 120 min. US Distribution: New Line Cinema Rated R: violence, language
By Nathaniel R. Atcheson<EMAIL_ADDRESS>I never really read comic books when I was a kid. I liked the Transformers comics, and a few years ago I tried with futility to collect some of the numerous Aliens series. Other than that, my experience is limited to glancing about the comic store once or twice a year. Some of the art pleased my inexperienced eyes, and from time to time, I actually found the stories interesting. The plots were never coherent -- no, they jumped from scene to scene worse than a badly edited Warner Bros. movie. My overall impression had me dismissing comic books as pornography for adolescents -- the only acceptable way to indulge in violence and sex without the need of a fake ID.
In the last few years, we've had a deluge of films based on comic books. Blade is the newest one, and while it is easily one of the best-looking films of 1998, it features common problems of the genre. It's certainly more satisfying than the dull experience of Spawn, and infinitely more enjoyable than the laughable Batman & Robin. The presence of Wesley Snipes also elevates the film's odd charm. But there just isn't any depth -- there are many scenes of attempted depth, but they're mostly just endless shots of a brooding Blade, staring with numbing sincerity into darkness. A couple of lines of convincing dialogue would have helped out immensely.
Still, it deals with vampires, and is proficient in its us of exploitative violence and gore. Snipes plays the deeply disturbed Blade, a human-looking monster, known in the vampire culture (it is widely accepted now that vampires do, in fact, exist) as the Day Walker because -- you guessed it -- he can walk during the day. In fact, he's an all-around great guy: he has all of the vampire's strength, and none of their weaknesses, aside from The Thirst (he looks so pleased, immersed in wonderment, as he injects that human blood into his jugular vein . . .). Blade, however, hates vampires, because they killed his mother and made him what he is today.
And that, my friends, is a bad-ass mo' fo! A butt-kicking, vampire-slaying, sword-wielding maniac! Yes, Blade is very good with his weapons and appendages, and seems rather adept at killing vampires quickly and with as many guns as possible. The story comes in when he meets Deacon Frost (a pallid and unshaven Stephen Dorff), a youngish vampire who wants to revive the Blood God and take over the human race. It's strange how the words "Blood God" don't sound particularly funny in the film, but strike me as loudly amusing in text-form. Anyway, it's up to our main man Blade to stop this incessant vampire madness.
Well, it's the end of the summer, and my tolerance for big-budget action has reached its yearly low (especially after last week's un-Avenged tragedy). It's a marvel that I enjoyed Blade as much as I did, for it really is the essence of mindless big-budget action: it's well-choreographed, sharply directed (by Stephen Norrington), and quickly edited. It's also like the upper-echelon of action movies in it's mock-depth approach, in which case it's clear that the screenwriter (David S. Goyer, in this case) wanted to inject depth but was only partially successful. The result is gory action intertwined with silent, motionless scenes of brooding. If only we knew what Blade was thinking.
But I did enjoy myself, even while admitting that I was indulging in pornography. The action is top-notch -- Blade finds many new and interesting ways to dispatch of his foes. There are also some funny running jokes, one of which includes a vampire (Donal Logue) who keeps getting his hands cut off. The blood scenes are eclectic and exciting, particularly the opening scene in a vile vampire nightclub. Blade also has a lot more personality than most of the action films to come out this year, thanks to the always-appealing Snipes and his co-star, the sometimes-appealing Dorff. For the record, I also liked N'Bushe Wright in the token female role, and Kris Kristofferson in the token sidekick role.
And I suppose that, like all films, this one has to pander to a certain audience. Norrington is a skilled choreographer, and a visual stylist, but he doesn't know much about characters. I like that depth was attempted, but it's an unsuccessful attempt: it takes more than long shots of nothing to convey a thought or an emotion. And while the beginnings of interesting themes are certainly present, none are developed, and all are abandoned in favor of wholesale slice-and-dice. Don't get me wrong -- Blade is a good time at the movies, and easily the best comic-turned-film I've witnessed. It's a step in the right direction, but someone needs to learn that action and depth can both be important in the one movie.
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sublingual |
2C-E |
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4.0 mg |
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7:04 - took 25mg of dramamamine, hoping to thwart any nausea.
7:09 - Held a few ml in under my tongue make sure I wouldn't have any kind of bad reaction. Taste isn't bad, ALMOT tasteles. I had dilluted it to about .3mg per ml in distilled water.
7:15 - Nothing happening, so I'm assuming there to be no bad reactions. Swallowed what was in my mouth gonna give it another couple minutes before I down the rest.
7:20 - Drank half of the rest.
7:25 - Drank the remaining liquid.
7:32 - Smoked a cigarette, no particular reason other than to keep Acetylcholine receptors going :P (Yes, I'm a regular smoker, so they don't really have any noticable effect on me)
7:35 - Pulse rate 88 beats per minute. Slightly higher than usual possibly due to the cigarette and apprehensiveness)
7:39 - notice some slight residue (assumed to be 2C-E) in the container I drank it from. Poured this into my soda pop.
7:46 - Forgot about my soda, finishing it off. Still just sitting at the computer not feeling much of anything. Pluse rate is 76 bpm, about normal for me.
7:59 - Effects starting, for sure.
8:33 - Wondering about product quality. Im not as up as i thought I should be at this point. Feels more tryptamine-ish to me than I expected. Ive only taken one phenethylamine though (mescaline), so maybe thats the deal here. Peripheral visual effects are becoming more prominent all the time. Colors are very much brighter and
enhanced.
8:50 - Muscles in my legs seem to be twitching a lot. I feel like I should be making note of the mental aspect more than I am, but I dont really feel there is much of one (at this dose anyway). My mental processes seem for the most part uninterrupted. Much less awe inspiring than, say, psilocybin was for me.
9:03 - I feel as though this isn't going to go much further. Watching the news is interesting, I feel like i can see emotions in people faces and actions very easily. Very clear headed.
9:22 - Waves of....something... come over me and then pass. With the waves come an electrical feeling, i feel as though nothing I say can explain this duely so I shall not explain. Time seems to pass very quickly. Or is it very slowly? --- Looking back on this time seems to move very fast when I'm looking in retrospect, but in the moment time passes very slowly. Quite paradoxal especially in the state I was in the time :).
10:01 - Serotonin is a strange neurotransmitter.
10:46 - I was laying on my bed listening to Led Zeppelin, eyes closed, on my back, when suddenly what seemed like an 'impact' hit near my head, it jolted me up. I beleive the term is myoclonic twitch.
11:01 Havn't taken the pulse in a while. 72 bpm. Lower than before if I remember correctly. Starting to come down, I think. Time for another cigarette.
Basically from here on out the effects stayed the same, waning as the hours went by. I sit here at 2:59, 95% back to baseline cleaning up the notes I took. The whole trip seems to have been very tryptamine like to me, or rather it reminded me more of
my tryptamine experiences than it did phenethylamine. I didn't do a particularly good job documenting this experience and I think that hints to the nature of it. I didn't want to be assed with logging the effects, I just wanted to lay there and experience
them. My leg muscles were twitching throughout the experience and that just stopped about a half hour ago. My jaws were generally clenched unless I was thinking about it, and at times I had a hint of that tightness in the chest that I had heard some other
people talk about. All in all it was interesting, but not quite as enlightening as my previous experiences with other psychedelics. I do intend to repeat at a higher dosage.
Oh and as I said before, I know I didn't do the best job documenting this but I left it, for the most part, as is. I chose the title I did because for some reason it was echoing around in my brain a lot during the trip.
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A RAM is a model machine that enables computation through a set of operators and registers. Registers are in-/direct adressable and serve as the memory of the machine. It has basic arithmetic functions and a finite set of more complex instructions. A RAM is capable of computing any computable sequence and thus is (in it's extended RASP-form) equivalent of the universal Turing machine. For further information see:Wikipedia - RAM
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class SimpleCov::SourceFile::Line
Representation of a single line in a source file including this specific line's source code, #line_number and code coverage, with the coverage being either nil (coverage not applicable, e.g. comment line), 0 (line not covered) or >1 (the amount of times the line was executed)
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The line number in the source file. Aliased as :line, :number
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The source code for this line. Aliased as :source
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# File lib/simplecov/source_file.rb, line 27 def initialize(src, line_number, coverage) raise ArgumentError, "Only String accepted for source" unless src.is_a?(String) raise ArgumentError, "Only Integer accepted for line_number" unless line_number.is_a?(Integer) raise ArgumentError, "Only Integer and nil accepted for coverage" unless coverage.is_a?(Integer) || coverage.nil? @src = src @line_number = line_number @coverage = coverage @skipped = false end
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Returns true if this is a line that has been covered
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Returns true if this is a line that should have been covered, but was not
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Returns true if this line is not relevant for coverage
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