As someone who is no stranger to dating, I’ve met people in strange places. And by far the strangest is Tinder, a popular dating app amongst college kids. Currently, I have a girlfriend, but at the time I felt like I was in the minority of not liking it. I called my friend Shayne Gasser about his opinion on match-making through his phone.
N: Hello?
S: Howdy.
N: Hey Shayne! How are you?
S: I’m alright, I’ve doing a lot of school work and playing [Roblox].
N: (laughs) You’re still playing that?
S: Hey man, don’t make fun of [Roblox] (laughs).
N: Alright alright, and to be fair I played it quite a bit with you.
S: Exactly.
N: On a completely different note, it’s time to start the interview (laughs).
S: I’m ready when you are.
N: I recently came down to photograph you, but because of time constraints I couldn’t do interview at the time (also Shayne I’m recording this and have to give context [laughs]). You agreed, but with one condition: I take new tinder pictures for you.
S: I feel like I’m on a 1 (800) hotline, my call is being recorded for quality purposes.
N: Well, kind of. Except this time I’m not going to be able to put you on hold for 30 minutes and deflect every question.
S: You’re right, that’s my job (laughs).
N: Oh boy, this is going to be fun then. So first question, when did you start using Tinder? I know that’s your preferred online dating platform.
S: You sound very professional, maybe I am on an 1 (800) hotline. I started when I got to college, it seemed like the right time for some reason. Leaving high school I was ready for a new pool of people to meet and potentially date.
N: For context, Shayne goes to Millersville University in Millersville, PA. Was there anything you noticed when first experiencing the app?
S: Well, it felt disconnected. (Pause) Sorry if I go quiet for a second, I wrote a paper last night that took up the last bit of my brain cells.
N: (Laughs) Take your time.
 I get it, being attracted to someone is a big reason why you would first approach them. But it feels more selfish and contrived, and it may sound misogynistic but when you know your angles you can look different compared to real life.
N: I wouldn’t call that misogynistic, I’d be willing to say it relies more on being self-conscious, but not necessarily in a bad way.
S: Oh yeah, if they know their angles more power to them. It’s important to “feel yourself”, as kids say. Now, once you get into apps like Facetune is where things get tricky.
N: That’s true, when artificially changing your appearance is where the self-consciousness because bad.
N: Yeah you’ve always been the kind of guy to prefer a mean banjo solo (laughs).
S: Well, you know me.
 Is it because of that same reason? Did you meet someone?
S: There would be girls here and there, but funnily enough none of them came from Tinder. Tinder feels artificial socializing. I prefer talking in real life, for a plethora of reasons. Through text, you can’t really get a feel for how someone carries themself. And the general feeling of apathy that comes from it. I’m not the kind of guy to hook up, I prefer a real relationship. It’s an interesting social dynamic, it honestly feels like a completely different world when I’m on Tinder.
N: I’ve used Tinder before and I completely agree. You become so jaded after a while of things like people not responding, becoming a zombie from swiping on so many people, it really is tiring.
S: Exactly, It’s not something I want to use most of the time, and I delete it and redownload it when I’m feeling especially lonely. It’s not real “mingling”, but it’s something. (Pause) And even at times it feels like I get lonelier because it, including the points I made earlier.
N: So how about now? Are you using it currently?
S: I am, but I’m trying to not take it as seriously. Trying to socialize more with new people, and make sure I’m surrounded by my friends rather than ignoring them and swiping.
N: To close this out, would you recommend someone to use Tinder?
S: That’s a tough one. It depends on what you’re looking for. Obviously I have no experience in the realm of the whole “hook up culture”, but I’ve heard mixed things about that as well. If you must use it, I recommend not getting invested. It takes out some of the biggest parts of meeting new people. And of course I don’t go to art school so I’m not sure how it is over there (laughs).
N: (Laughs) It’s a little odd that’s for sure, it seems as a whole it is taken a lot less seriously. Which might be a better environment to do it. But to wrap this up, thank you for taking the time to answer a few questions and I hope you enjoy your newly revamped profile.
S: (Laughs) I’ll let you know how it goes.


Source code: http://github.com/evanw/csg.js/
Documentation: http://evanw.github.com/csg.js/docs/
Constructive Solid Geometry (CSG) is a modeling technique that uses Boolean operations like union and intersection to combine 3D solids. This library implements CSG operations on meshes elegantly and concisely using BSP trees, and is meant to serve as an easily understandable implementation of the algorithm. All edge cases involving overlapping coplanar polygons in both solids are correctly handled.
Example usage:
var cube = CSG.cube(); var sphere = CSG.sphere({ radius: 1.3 }); var polygons = cube.subtract(sphere).toPolygons();
This library provides three CSG operations: union, subtract, and intersect. The operations are rendered below using lightgl.js and can be rotated by dragging the mouse.
a |
b |
a.union(b) |
a.subtract(b) |
a.intersect(b) |
The solids a
and b
above were generated with the following code:
var a = CSG.cube({ center: [-0.25, -0.25, -0.25] }); var b = CSG.sphere({ radius: 1.3, center: [0.25, 0.25, 0.25] });
Below is a solid constructed from a combination of operations:
a |
b |
c |
d |
e |
a.intersect(b).subtract(c.union(d).union(e)) |
The solids above were generated with the following code:
var a = CSG.cube(); var b = CSG.sphere({ radius: 1.35, stacks: 12 }); var c = CSG.cylinder({ radius: 0.7, start: [-1, 0, 0], end: [1, 0, 0] }); var d = CSG.cylinder({ radius: 0.7, start: [0, -1, 0], end: [0, 1, 0] }); var e = CSG.cylinder({ radius: 0.7, start: [0, 0, -1], end: [0, 0, 1] });


Rick and Morty Dating Quiz
Please select which color you prefer:
Purple
Green
Red
Please select your favorite pet:
Dog
Cat
Gold fish
Submit
Your ideal date is Rick:
Your ideal date is Morty:
Your ideal date is Jerry:


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Find go.js
and go-debug.js
and search in js file 7eba17a4ca3b1a8346
will have the following code:
a.cr=b.W[Za("7eba17a4ca3b1a8346")][Za("78a118b7")](b.W,Ak,4,4);
Replaced with
a.cr=function(){return true;};
Run again to see that the watermark has been removed.


| 1 |
P04264 |
KRT1 |
Keratin, type II cytoskeletal 1 |
66,170 |
8.15 |
120 |
| 2 |
P10809 |
HSPD1 |
60-kDa heat shock protein, mitochondrial |
61,187 |
5.7 |
69 |
| 3 |
B4DEF7 |
N /A |
cDNA FLJ60062, highly similar to 78-kDa glucose-regulated protein |
30,458 |
5.77 |
68 |
| 4 |
Q59FC6 |
N /A |
Tumor rejection antigen (Gp96) 1 variant |
66,140 |
5.08 |
46 |
| 5 |
V9HWE1 |
HEL113 |
Epididymis luminal protein 113 |
53,676 |
5.24 |
156 |
| 6 |
Q7L4M3 |
KRT 8 |
KRT8 protein |
30,802 |
5.05 |
57 |
| 7 |
P07237 |
P4HB |
Protein disulfide-isomerase |
57,146 |
5.96 |
60 |
| 8
*
|
P06576 |
ATP5F1B |
ATP synthase subunit beta, mitochondrial |
56,525 |
5.26 |
130 |
| 9 |
Q9UJZ1 |
STOML2 |
Stomatin-like protein 2, mitochondrial |
38,839 |
4.45 |
120 |
| 10 |
P35908 |
KRT2 |
Keratin, type II cytoskeletal 2 epidermal |
65,678 |
8.07 |
47 |
| 11 |
P13645 |
KRT10 |
Keratin, type I cytoskeletal 10 |
58,994 |
5.13 |
49 |
| 12 |
A8K401 |
PHB |
Prohibitin, isoform CRA_a |
29,843 |
4.14 |
175 |
| 13 |
P30044 |
PRDX5 |
Peroxiredoxin-5, mitochondrial |
17,611 |
9.02 |
50 |
| 14 |
Q9BYX7 |
POTEKP |
Putative beta-actin-like protein 3 |
42,331 |
5.91 |
53 |
| 15
*
|
Q6FHZ0 |
MDH2 |
Malate dehydrogenase, mitochondrial |
35,965 |
8.92 |
63 |
| 16 |
P38646 |
HSPA9 |
Stress-70 protein, mitochondrial |
73,967 |
6.03 |
52 |
aSpot No. is the unique sample spot protein number
bAccession No is the MASCOT result of MALDI-TOF/TOF searched from the NCBI database
cProtein score (based on combined MS and MS/MS spectra) and best ion score (based on MS/MS spectra) were from MALDI-TOF/TOF identification
*Indicating that the differential proteins were validated by western blot analysis


Throw Microsoft_WindowsAzure_Exception when a property is not specified in Windows Azure? Defaults to true, making behaviour similar to Windows Azure StorageClient in .NET.
Throw Microsoft_WindowsAzure_Exception when a property is not specified in Windows Azure? Defaults to true, making behaviour similar to Windows Azure StorageClient in .NET.


Educational package used in R courses to illustrate object-oriented programming and package development. Using biological sequences (DNA and RNA) as a working example.
| Version: | 0.5.9 |
| Depends: | methods, Rcpp |
| LinkingTo: | Rcpp |
| Suggests: | testthat, knitr |
| Published: | 2014-12-03 |
| Author: | Laurent Gatto [aut, cre], Robert Stojnic [aut] |
| Maintainer: | Laurent Gatto <lg390 at cam.ac.uk> |
| License: | GPL-3 |
| URL: | https://github.com/lgatto/sequences/ |
| NeedsCompilation: | yes |
| Materials: | NEWS |
| CRAN checks: | sequences results |
| Reference manual: | sequences.pdf |
| Vignettes: |
Brief overview of the 'sequences' package |
| Package source: | sequences_0.5.9.tar.gz |
| Windows binaries: | r-devel: sequences_0.5.9.zip, r-release: sequences_0.5.9.zip, r-oldrel: sequences_0.5.9.zip |
| OS X binaries: | r-release: sequences_0.5.9.tgz, r-oldrel: sequences_0.5.9.tgz |
| Old sources: | sequences archive |
Please use the canonical form https://CRAN.R-project.org/package=sequences to link to this page.


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实际上在Windows系统下安装的时候提供一个十分简陋的GUI。↩
详细内容请参考原文↩
直角双曲线和非直角双曲线模型类似，如果测量时饱和光强之后光合速率不下降，则计算的P\(_{nmax}\)则远大于实测值。↩
例如本例的数据结果↩
有些时候结果并不理想，该方法并不是万无一失↩


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WEEK 19 FRIDAY
Year 1 (Year 2)
FIRST READING Joshua
24:1-13
A reading from the Book of Joshua
In those days: Joshua gathered all the tribes of Israel to Shechem, and
summoned the elders, the heads, the judges, and the officers of Israel; and
they presented themselves before God. And Joshua said to all the people,
"Thus says the LORD, the God of Israel, 'Your
fathers lived of old beyond the Euphrates, Terah, the father of Abraham and of Nahor;
and they served other gods. Then I took your father Abraham from beyond the
River and led him through all the land
of Canaan, and made his
offspring many. I gave him Isaac; and to Isaac I gave Jacob and Esau. And I
gave Esau the hill country of Seir to possess, but
Jacob and his children went down to Egypt. And I sent Moses and Aaron,
and I plagued Egypt
with what I did in the midst of it; and afterwards I brought you out. Then I
brought your fathers out of Egypt,
and you came to the sea; and the Egyptians pursued your fathers with chariots
and horsemen to the Red Sea. And when they
cried to the LORD, he put darkness between you and the Egyptians, and made the
sea come upon them and cover them; and your eyes saw what I did to Egypt; and you
lived in the wilderness a long time. Then I brought you to the land of the
Amorites, who lived on the other side of the Jordan; they fought with you, and I
gave them into your hand, and you took possession of their land, and I
destroyed them before you. Then Balak the son of Zippor, king of Moab,
arose and fought against Israel;
and he sent and invited Balaam the son of Beor to
curse you, but I would not listen to Balaam; therefore he blessed you; so I delivered
you out of his hand. And you went over the Jordan
and came to Jericho, and the men of Jericho fought against
you, and also the Amorites, the Perizzites, the
Canaanites, the Hittites, the Girgashites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites; and I
gave them into your hand. And I sent the hornet before you, which drove them
out before you, the two kings of the Amorites; it was not by your sword or by
your bow.
The word of the Lord.
RSPONSORIAL PSALM Psalm
136:1-3.16-18.21-22 and 24 (R. 1b)
R. For his mercy endures for ever.
O give thanks to the LORD, for he is good, for his mercy endures for
ever. Give thanks to the God of gods, for his mercy endures for ever. Give
thanks to the Lord of lords, for his mercy endures for ever.
R. For his mercy endures for ever.
Through the desert his people he led, for his mercy endures for ever. Nations
in their greatness he struck, for his mercy endures for ever. Kings in
their splendour he slew, for his mercy endures for
ever.
R. For his mercy endures for ever.
He gave their land as a heritage, for his mercy endures for ever. A
heritage for Israel,
his servant, for his mercy endures for ever. And he snatched us away from
our foes, for his mercy endures for ever.
R. For his mercy endures for ever.
(Gospel Acclamation)
Year 2
FIRST READING Ezekiel
16:1-15.60.63 Or
Alternative
A reading from the Book of the Prophet Ezekiel
The word of the LORD came to
me: "Son of man, make known to Jerusalem
her abominations, and say, Thus says the Lord GOD to Jerusalem: Your origin and your birth are of
the land of the Canaanites; your father was an Amorite, and your mother a
Hittite. And as for your birth, on the day you were born your navel string was
not cut, nor were you washed with water to cleanse you, nor rubbed with salt,
nor swathed with bands. No eye pitied you, to do any of these things to you out
of compassion for you; but you were cast out on the open field, for you were
abhorred, on the day that you were born. "And when I passed by you, and
saw you weltering in your blood, I said to you in your blood, 'Live, and grow
up like a plant of the field.'    I
clothed you also with embroidered cloth and shod you with leather, I swathed
you in fine linen and covered you with silk. And I decked you with ornaments,
and put bracelets on your arms, and a chain on your neck.  Thus
you were decked with gold and silver; and your raiment was of fine linen, and
silk, and embroidered cloth; you ate fine flour and honey and oil. You grew
exceedingly beautiful, and came to regal estate. And your renown went forth
among the nations because of your beauty, for it was perfect through the
splendour which I had bestowed upon you, says the Lord GOD.
The word of the Lord.
Or:
Ezekiel 16:59-63
"Thus says the LORD GOD: I will deal with you as you have done, who
have despised the oath in breaking the covenant, yet I will remember my
covenant with you in the days of your youth, and I will establish with you an
everlasting covenant. Then you will remember your ways, and be ashamed when I take
your sisters, both your elder and your younger, and give them to you as
daughters, but not on account of the covenant with you.
The word of the Lord.
RESPONSORIAL PSALM Isaiah
12:2-3.4bcde.5-6 (R. 1de)
R.
Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will
not be afraid; for the LORD God is my strength and my song, and he has become
my salvation. With joy you will draw water from the wells of salvation.
R.
Give thanks to the LORD, call upon his name; make
known his deeds among the nations proclaim that his name is exalted.
R.
Sing praises to the LORD, for he has done gloriously; let this be known in
all the earth. Shout, and sing for joy, O inhabitants of Sion, for great in your midst is the Holy One of
Israel.
R.
ALLELUIA 1 Thessalonians 2:13
R. Alleluia. Accept the
word of God, not as the word of men, but as what it really is, the word of God.
R. Alleluia.
GOSPEL
Matthew 19:3-12
A reading from the holy Gospel according to Matthew
At that time: Pharisees came up to Jesus and tested him by asking,
"Is it lawful to divorce one's wife for any cause?" He answered,
"Have you not read that he who made them from the beginning made them male
and female, and said, 'For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother
and be joined to his wife, and the two shall become one'? So they are no longer
two but one. What therefore God has joined together, let not man put
asunder."  He said to them, "For
your hardness of heart Moses allowed you to divorce your wives, but from the
beginning it was not so. And I say to you: whoever divorces his wife, except
for unchastity, and marries another,
commits adultery; and he who marries a divorced woman, commits
adultery." The disciples said to him, "If such is the case of a man
with his wife, it is not expedient to marry." But he said to them,
"Not all men can receive this saying, but only those to whom it is given. For
there are eunuchs who have been so from birth, and there are eunuchs who have
been made eunuchs by men, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves
eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. He who
is able to receive this, let him receive it."
The Gospel of the Lord.


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This demo shows the integration between Lightstreamer Web Client
library and Angular.
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To learn more visit the project page on github and explore the source code of the application.


- FadeIcon - Class in pawns
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Method to over 2 seconds fade out a pawn(jButton) by reducing the alpha value
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Class handling animation of pawns making them disappear slowly/ fading out
- FadeOutImage(Image, Image) - Constructor for class gfx.FadeOutImage
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Calculate the result of a fight between two pawns.
- fight(Pawn, Pawn) - Method in class game.Logic
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Calculate the result of a fight between two pawns.
- fight(Pawn, Pawn) - Method in class game.OnlineLogic
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Calculate the result of a fight between two pawns.
- fight() - Static method in class testing.PathCoverage
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Tests the fight method in Logic.
- fightTestCase(int, Pawn, Pawn, OnlineLogic) - Static method in class testing.PathCoverage
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Runs a fight test case
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Class for reading & writing objects from/to a .dat user-file.
- FileHandler() - Constructor for class user.FileHandler
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- Flag - Class in pawns
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Class that sets the range, value and color and the picture for a flag.
- Flag(Pawn.Color) - Constructor for class pawns.Flag
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- forceDisconnect(String) - Method in class server.ClientHandler
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method that force disconnects the user recieved as a string, informs opponent if one exists
that the player disconnected and removes the user from the lists. also adds the event to the log
and tells controller to update the ui.
- forceDisconnect(String) - Method in class server.Controller
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method that sends update to the server of use to be disconnected by force
- forceDisconnect(String) - Method in class server.Server
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method that force disconnects the socket connected with a username


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Section 1 Introduction
QGIS is an Open Source Geographic Information System (GIS) licensed under the GNU General Public License.
The aim of this document is to present some recipes about importing and exporting vectors, and treatment and exploration of spatial data. I plan to add more recipes on vector styling and map composition.
This is a brief introduction to QGIS, as such, it does not replace in any maner the QGIS User Guide. I also recommend you visiting the StackExchange chanel, where you can get support on questions related to QGIS.
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There were some subtleties in the definition of probabilities which we address now. The definition of $\mathbf{P}(A)$ for an event $A$ and $\mathbf{E}[X]$ for a random variable $X$ involve infinite sums (when $\Omega$ is countably infinite). In fact, in the very definition of probability space, we had the condition that $\sum_{\omega}p_{\omega}=1$, but what is the meaning of this sum when $\Omega$ is infinite? In this section, we make precise the notion of infinite sums. In fact we shall give two methods of approach, it suffices to consider only the first.
Let $\Omega$ be a countable set, and let $f:\Omega\rightarrow \mathbb{R}$ be a function. We want to give a meaning to the infinite sum $\sum_{\omega\in \Omega}f(\omega)$. First we describe a natural attempt and then address the issues that it leaves open.
The idea : By definition of countability, there is a bijection $\varphi:\mathbb{N}\rightarrow \Omega$ which allows us to list the elements of $\Omega$ as $\omega_{1}=\varphi(1),\omega_{2}=\varphi(2),\ldots$. Consider the partial sums $x_{n}=f(\omega_{1})+f(\omega_{2})+\ldots +f(\omega_{n})$. Since $f$ is non-negative, these numbers are non-decreasing, i.e., $x_{1}\le x_{2}\le x_{3}\le \ldots$. Hence, they converge to a finite number or to $+\infty$ (which is just another phrase for saying that the partial sums grow without bound). We would like to simply define the sum $\sum_{\omega\in \Omega}f(\omega)$ as the limit $L=\lim_{n\rightarrow \infty}(f(\omega_{1})+\ldots +f(\omega_{n})$, which may be finite or $+\infty$.
The problem is that this may depend on the bijection $\Omega$ chosen. For example, if $\psi:\mathbb{N}\rightarrow \Omega$ is a different bijection, we would write the elements of $\Omega$ in a different sequence $\omega_{1}'=\psi(1),\omega_{2}'=\psi(2),\ldots$, the partial sums $y_{n}=f(\omega_{1}')+\ldots +f(\omega_{n}')$ and then define $\sum_{\omega\in \Omega}f(\omega)$ as the limit $L'=\lim_{n\rightarrow \infty}(f(\omega_{1}')+\ldots +f(\omega_{n}')$.
Is it necessarily true that $L=L'$?
Case I - Non-negative $f$ : We claim that for any two bijections $\varphi$ and $\psi$ as above, the limits are the same (this means that the limits are $+\infty$ in both cases, or the same finite number in both cases). Indeed, fix any $n$ and recall that $x_{n}=f(\omega_{1})+\ldots +f(\omega_{n})$. Now, $\psi$ is surjective, hence there is some $m$ (possibly very large) such that $\{\omega_{1},\ldots,\omega_{n}\}\subseteq \{\omega_{1}',\ldots ,\omega_{m}'\}$. Now, we use the non-negativity of $f$ to observe that $$ f(\omega_{1})+\ldots +f(\omega_{n})\le f(\omega_{1}')+\ldots +f(\omega_{m}'). $$ This is the same as $x_{n}\le y_{m}$. Since $y_{k}$ are non-decreasing, it follows that $x_{n}\le y_{m}\le y_{m+1}\le y_{m+2}\ldots$, which implies that $x_{n}\le L'$. Now let $n\rightarrow \infty$ and conclude that $L\le L'$. Repeat the argument with the roles of $\varphi$ and $\psi$ reversed to conclude that $L'\le L$. Hence $L=L'$, as desired to show.
In conclusion, for non-negative functions $f$, we can assign an unambiguous meaning to $\sum_{\omega}f(\omega)$ by setting it equal to $\lim_{n\rightarrow \infty}(f(\varphi(1)+\ldots +f(\varphi(n)))$, where $\varphi:\mathbb{N}\rightarrow \Omega$ is any bijection (the point being that the limit does not depend on the bijection chosen), and the limit here may be allowed to be $+\infty$ (in which case we say that the sum does not converge).
Case II - General $f:\Omega\rightarrow \mathbb{R}$ : The above argument fails if $f$ is allowed to take both positive and negative values (why?). In fact, the answers $L$ and $L'$ from different bijections may be completely different. An example is given later to illustrate this point. For now, here is how we deal with this problem.
For a real number $x$ we introduce the notations, $x_{+}=x\vee 0$ and $x_{-}=(-x)\vee 0$. Then $x=x_{+}-x_{-}$ while $|x|=x_{+}+x_{-}$. Define the non-negative functions $f_{+},f_{-}:\Omega\rightarrow \mathbb{R}_{+}$ by $f_{+}(\omega)=(f(\omega))_{+}$ and $f_{-}(\omega)=(f(\omega))_{-}$. Observe that $f_{+}(\omega)-f_{-}(\omega)=f(\omega)$ while $f_{+}(\omega)+f_{-}(\omega)=|f(\omega)|$, for all $\omega\in \Omega$.
Since $f_{+}$ and $f_{-}$ are non-negative functions, we know how to define their sums. Let $S_{+}=\sum_{\omega}f_{+}(\omega)$ and $S_{-}=\sum_{\omega}f_{-}(\omega)$. Recall that one or both of $S_{+},S_{-}$ could be equal to $+\infty$, in which case we say that $\sum_{\omega}f(\omega)$ does not converge absolutely and do not assign it any value. If both $S_{+}$ and $S_{-}$ are finite, then we define $\sum_{\omega}f(\omega)= S_{+}-S_{-}$. In this case we say that $\sum f$ converges absolutely.
This completes our definition of absolutely convergent sums. A few exercises to show that when working with absolutely convergent sums, the usual rules of addition remain valid. For example, we can add the numbers in any order.
For non-negative $f$, we can find the sum by using any particular bijection and then taking limits of partial sums. What about general $f$?
Conversely, if $\lim_{n\rightarrow \infty}(f(\varphi(1))+\ldots +f(\varphi(n)))$ exists and is the same finite number for any bijection $\varphi:\mathbb{N}\rightarrow \mathbb{R}$, then $f$ must be absolutely summable and $\sum_{\omega\in \Omega}f(\omega)$ is equal to this common limit.
The usual properties of summation without which life would not be worth living, are still valid.
Indeed, by ordering the numbers appropriately, we can get any value we like! For example, here is how to get $10$. We know that $1+\frac{1}{2}+\ldots +\frac{1}{n}$ grows without bound. Just keep adding these positive number till the sum exceeds $10$ for the first time. Then start adding the negative numbers $-1-\frac{1}{2}-\ldots -\frac{1}{m}$ till the sum comes below $10$. Then add the positive numbers $\frac{1}{n+1}+\frac{1}{n+2}+\ldots +\frac{1}{n'}$ till the sum exceeds $10$ again, and then negative numbers till the sum falls below $10$ again, etc. Using the fact that the individual terms in the series are going to zero, it is easy to see that the partial sums then converge to $10$. There is nothing special about $10$, we can get any number we want!
Now, a countable union of finite sets is countable (or finite). Therefore $A=\bigcup_{n}A_{n}$ is a countable set. But note that $A$ is also the set $\{\omega{\; : \;} f(\omega) > 0\}$ (since, if $f(\omega) > 0$ it must belong to some $A_{n}$). Consequently, even if the underlying set $\Omega$ is uncountable, our function will have to be equal to zero except on a countable subset of $\Omega$. In other words, we are reduced to the case of countable sums!
In the first approach, we assumed that you are already familiar with the notion of limits and series and used them to define countable sums. In the second approach, we start from scratch and define infinite sums. The end result is exactly the same. For the purposes of this course, you may ignore the rest of the section.
Next, we would like to remove the condition of non-negativity. For a real number $x$ we write $x_{+}=x\vee 0$ and $x_{-}=(-x)\vee 0$. Then $x=x_{+}-x_{-}$ while $|x|=x_{+}+x_{-}$.


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There are a number of problems with callbacks. First of all, OpenSSL is written as a C library, it's not meant to have Python callbacks, so a way around that is needed. Another problem is thread support. A lot of the OpenSSL I/O functions can block if the socket is in blocking mode, and then you want other Python threads to be able to do other things. The real trouble is if you've released the global CPython interpreter lock to do a potentially blocking operation, and the operation calls a callback. Then we must take the GIL back, since calling Python APIs without holding it is not allowed.
There are two solutions to the first problem, both of which are necessary. The first solution to use is if the C callback allows ''userdata'' to be passed to it (an arbitrary pointer normally). This is great! We can set our Python function object as the real userdata and emulate userdata for the Python function in another way. The other solution can be used if an object with an ''app_data'' system always is passed to the callback. For example, the SSL object in OpenSSL has app_data functions and in e.g. the verification callbacks, you can retrieve the related SSL object. What we do is to set our wrapper Connection object as app_data for the SSL object, and we can easily find the Python callback.
The other problem is solved using thread local variables. Whenever the GIL is released before calling into an OpenSSL API, the PyThreadState pointer returned by PyEval_SaveState is stored in a global thread local variable (using Python's own TLS API, PyThread_set_key_value). When it is necessary to re-acquire the GIL, either after the OpenSSL API returns or in a C callback invoked by that OpenSSL API, the value of the thread local variable is retrieved (PyThread_get_key_value) and used to re-acquire the GIL. This allows Python threads to execute while OpenSSL APIs are running and allows use of any particular pyOpenSSL object from any Python thread, since there is no per-thread state associated with any of these objects and since OpenSSL is threadsafe (as long as properly initialized, as pyOpenSSL initializes it).


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public struct Forecast : Codable
This struct contains the forecast information returned by the report request.
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An implemention of the EnclaveAssertionVerifier interface for SGX local assertions.
An SgxLocalAssertionVerifier is capable of verifying assertions of SGX code identity that originate from SGX enclaves running within the same local attestation domain.
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Indicates whether this assertion authority has been initialized successfully via a call to Initialize().
Implements asylo::EnclaveAssertionAuthority.
|
overridevirtual |
Verifies an assertion that is compatible with this verifier's identity type and authority type.
The verification operation verifies that the assertion
's identity claim is valid, and also checks that the assertion is bound to user_data
. If verification succeeds, returns an OK Status and extracts the peer's identity into peer_identity
. The caller cannot make any assumptions about the contents of peer_identity
if verification fails.
| user_data | User-provided binding data. | |
| assertion | An assertion to verify. | |
| [out] | peer_identity | The identity extracted from the assertion. |
Implements asylo::EnclaveAssertionVerifier.


My perspective on death changed when a very close family member died during the pandemic and I began to look for answers on death and why do I feel so much pain and sadness
Our general perspective of death is shaped on the belief that whether there is an afterlife, if yes what it's like?
Philosophy of death according to the Egyptians and Christians.
Egyptians believed that after death your heart would be weighed against a feather. To check whether it is fit to enter the underworld. A heart heavy with misdeeds would be eaten by demon.
Christians believe that St. Peter would welcome them on the pearly gates of heaven unless your name doesn't make his list.
Death May feel like an Ultimate Final Exam, that we fear. But ,many philosophers do believe that death is not to be feared.
Socrates Perspective on death
In 399 BC Socrates was sentenced to death. When he faced his eminent death, he remain calm and unafraid for what was about to come. Socrates was a philosopher, and fear was no match for his ability to argue. Socrates didn't think we could know if there's an afterlife or not, but thought there were only two possibilities. Neither of them being anything to be afraid of.  (Get to hang out with other people who were already dead.) So in both the possibilities death is nothing to be afraid of. His idea of an afterlife (if it were) was of no physical body but only disembodied minds. That is why he recommended Spending your life looking after your mind, cultivating the part that you'll get to keep forever - if there's an afterlife.
If you follow his advise, when time comes for you to die, you'll actually se it as a benefit, because you won't be troubled by bodily things, while your mind will be in top form.
 Good and evil only make sense in terms of sensation So, death is neither good nor evil.
Epicurus believed that things are only good or evil if you are there to experience it. Like pain. not only physical pain the emotional pain too. Someone who has experienced a heart break can tell you it is lot harder to heel than a broken leg. But be it your low grades, you better half cheating on you, you winning the presidential elections, neither of these things is good or bad or less/or more painfull if you are not there to experience it. These feelings and emotions are materialistic and to experience it you need a material body. And by Epicurius's argument death is just your-not-existing anymore. So for the one that dies death is neither good nor bad. He argues that to experience death one needs to exist. But the whole meaning of death is you not existing So...
***When we are, death is not come, and, when death is come, we are not.***
So Epicurus suggested that, if you are alive and have sensations, try to make them as great as possible, and don't worry about them going to stop. cause if they do stop you will be long gone to experience their absence.
### Fearing death? or is it just a big FOMO.
American Philosopher Thomas Negal, argues that some people fear death because they will miss out the things that they want to experience.
Like if I/you die right now. like right now you will not be finishing this reading, neither the video game you are in middle of. or the anime you are watching. or to watch the live stream of the first man on mars, you will never be able to confess to the cutie you saw yesterday at the library. which would be saddening, yeah!
But during this we forget that many great things were there before us like we missed (assuming you are below 40), to witness Osho and his teachings. we missed a chance to see buddha. we missed to be born at the same time as of Swami Vivekanand. we missed to see the dinosaurs.
But we don't feel great loss on the things we have missed in the past.

And this is what changed my perspective on death.
In the "Gita," Lord Krishna tells Arjuna that the wise person knows that even though every human is destined to die, the soul is immortal: "For death is certain to one who is born...thou shalt not grieve for what is unavoidable." Six quotations from the text are particularly profound sources of consolation for the grieving heart in its saddest moments.


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Create fascinating cyanotype prints with camera-less photography. Using light sensitive papers, we will create beautiful and unique cyan prints. You will learn about cyan prints and go home with your very own creations.
Cyan prints are created using the sun. After selecting your leaves, flowers, grasses, objects, the sun will do its job and you will wash the paper off in water. See what you can create!
Join me at Ditchling Museum of Art and Craft where I'm teaching a workshop for Children during the Easter holiday!
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Join us this Easter on Good Friday in the woods! Wilderness woods will be hosting a lovely event for all the family. Meet me there and I can tell you all about this magical process in the joy of the Wilderness woods.
New workshop at the beautiful Lawrence Art Studio space in Hove, Brighton in May 2023
Visit the Lawrence Art Studio space
“What a full rounded positive learning experience with great company, a clear and lovely Tutor and an amazing washing line of inspired, unique and quite ethereal nature prints at the end.”
“A great taster and introduction to the techniques and now I’m keen to explore it more. “
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Slots
Slots operate the same way as “fields” in traditional object languages and the same ways as “columns” in spreadsheets and relational databases.
If you have a JSON object that is conformant to a LinkML schema, then the keys for that object must correspond to slots in the schema, that are applicable to that class.
for example, if we have an object instantiating a Person class:
{"id": "PERSON001",
"name": "....",
"email": "....",
...
then id
, email
, name
should all be valid slots, as in the following schema:
classes:
Person:
slots:
- id
- name
- email
If we have tabular data
id |
name |
|
|---|---|---|
PERSON0001 |
… |
… |
then the same constraints hold.
ranges
Each slot must have a range - if this is not declared explicitly, then default_range is used.
The range must be one of:
Examples:
slots:
gender:
slot_uri: schema:gender
range: GenderType ## range is an enum
has_medical_history:
range: MedicalEvent ## range is a class
multivalued: true
inlined_as_list: true
age_in_years:
range: integer ## range is a type
minimum_value: 0
maximum_value: 999
slot_usage
The slot_usage slot can be used to specify how a particular slot ought to be used in a class.
For example, imagine a schema with a generic “Relationship” class:
Relationship:
slots:
- started_at_time
- ended_at_time
- related_to
- type
with subtypes such as FamilialRelationship
, BusinessRelationship
, etc
we can use slot_usage
to constrain the meaning of more generic slots such as type
and related to
:
FamilialRelationship:
is_a: Relationship
slot_usage:
type:
range: FamilialRelationshipType
required: true
related to:
range: Person
required: true
Identifiers
If a slot is declared as an identifier then it serves as a unique key for members of that class. It can also be used for inlining as a dict in JSON serializations.
slots:
id:
identifier: true
the range of an identifier can be any type, but it is a good idea to have these be of type uriorcurie
Slot cardinality
multivalued
The multivalued indicates that the range of the slot is a list
Example:
slots:
has_medical_history:
range: MedicalEvent
multivalued: true
inlined_as_list: true
required
The required slot can be used to define whether a slot is required.
When a slot is declared as required, any class that uses that slot must have a value for that slot.
recommended
The recommended slot can be used to define whether a slot is recommended.
If data is missing a recommended slot, it is still considered valid. However, validators may choose to issue warnings.
inverse
The inverse
slot can be used to specify the inverse predicate of a given predicate slot relationship.
parent_of:
is_a: famlially_related_to
inverse: child_of


 Sometimes, this may also be accompanied by the classic punchline "To get to the other side", though the punchline may vary sometimes. There are also times where an actual chicken may be involved.
A common variant is to simply substitute the chicken with another creature. (Why did the duck cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.) Or in an alien culture, someone might ask why the Smeerp crossed the road.
Where the joke originally came from is not entirely certain. Most folklorists believe it was originally an example of Anti-Humor, with the setup leading the listener to expect a traditional punchline but the answer being a mundane factual explanation. As such, it makes a very bad example of a joke to use as an introduction to humor (as it is often used in media), since it requires the listener to already be familiar with the concept of a joke in order to understand the "punchline" at all.
There are others who think the joke is actually a suicide joke with "The Other Side" referring to the afterlife.
Either way, of course, these days everyone and their grandmother has heard it a million times ever since they were far too young to grasp the concept of humor, rendering the joke itself a case of "Seinfeld" Is Unfunny.
See also: Lightbulb Joke and "Knock Knock" Joke. Subtrope of Clucking Funny.
Examples:
- Referenced in a series of commercials asking you to "cross the road" for Kentucky Fried Chicken.
- Dragon Ball Z referenced this when Goku was tasked with making his trainer, King Kai, laugh. His desperate (and epically ill-delivered) attempt at a joke was "Why... did the chicken... CROSS THE ROAD!" After King Kai guesses the obvious, Goku counters with an actual plausible punchline instead: "It was too far to fly!"
- From Larry Gonick's The Cartoon History of the Universe, in which he illustrates the origin of language, which soon led to the first jokes:
First Caveman: Why chicken cross road? Yuk yuk
Second Caveman: Hmph. That one old already. - Richie Rich shows Richie and his friends telling each other jokes. They crack up after hearing, "To get to the other side." Cadbury, overhearing, doesn't get it. In an effort to understand the humor by role-playing the part of the chicken, he clucks, flaps his arms, and crosses a road. As the watching children are rolling on the ground in hysterics, Cadbury still doesn't see what's so funny.
- This joke was used visually in Chicken Little by the title character while he also climbs up a telephone pole in a similar vein to Mulan, gets stuck in road gum...and loses his pants, all while trying not to be late for school.
- In Toy Story 2, the toys have been walking for a long, long time now to reach Als Toy Barn, whose mascot is a giant chicken. At one point, when complaining about how exhausting the trip is, Ham says, Why did the toys cross the road? To get to the chicken on the other side! and points out that theyre right across the street from it.
- In Alien Nation, Newcomers sometimes have problems with human humor, but George has learned one joke he considers extremely funny. "Stop me if you've heard this one..."
- In The Good Lie, three Sudanese refugees were telling each other the Chicken Joke and they all find it very hilarious. Makes sense, since they're hearing it for the first time.
[Paul is laughing on his bunk bed]
Mamere: What is so funny?
Paul: I'm thinking about that chicken.
[All three boys laugh hysterically] - Happy, Texas begins with the protagonists Working on the Chain Gang. One of them raises the question, "Why did the armadillo cross the road?" This turns out to be a trick question, as the armadillo is roadkill.
- A variation from Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird.
Kermit: Okay, why did the chicken not cross the road? Because he was chicken, get it?
- Stripes: John Winger leads a squad of soldiers in a close drill where they recite this joke:
John Winger: Why'd the chicken cross the road?Soldiers: To get from the left to the rightJohn Winger: He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tankSoldiers: He ain't no chicken no more
- Many variant forms have been created, usually switching the punchline for a pun or other twist on the concept.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? It was too far to walk around.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to the punk rocker.
- Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
- Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he's no chicken.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it could be done.
- Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side.
- Why did the libertarian cross the road?
- Why did the New-Age Retro Hippie cross the road? To break on through to the other side.
- Some versions keep the same wording, but add an extra word (like "wing" or "thigh") to turn the "other side" into a food pun.
- Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide.
- A widely circulated text version collects answers as proposed by various philosophers and literary figures. There are dozens of variant versions online. One example:
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
- In the A is for Amber books from the Amber Brown series, Amber's best friend Justin declares that first grade is the "year of the Chicken Joke" and tells only chicken jokes the whole year. This was a form of Author Appeal, as series author Paula Danziger stated in the About the Author section of one of the original books "I love chicken jokes."
- Clue: In book #7, The Picture-Perfect Crime, Mr. Boddy has been telling several jokes, including one of these. His guests are not amused.
 ... "To get to the other slide!"
- In the third The Dark Tower book, The Waste Lands the protagonists are exchanging riddles, and then Eddy Dean tells this one: "Why did the dead baby cross the road? ... Because it was stapled to the chicken". As riddles are Serious Business in his culture, Roland is not amused.
- It serves again in the fourth book Wizard and Glass, when the characters travel inside Blaine, a sentient schizophrenic train which asks them riddles (it'll commit suicide with all its passengers if they don't manage to tell a riddle that it would be unable to solve). Blaine is eventually defeated by Eddie, who told it a series of jokes and various nonsense, including the chicken joke mentioned above.
- In Dogs Dont Tell Jokes (by Louis Sachar), the protagonist recalls the first joke he ever heard, a punny variant which he somehow found uproariously funny despite not knowing the original.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide. - Played with in Terry Pratchett's short story "Hollywood Chickens", in which a flock of chickens get stranded on a road island in the middle of a busy Los Angeles freeway after falling off the truck that was transporting them. As the narrator notes, in this case the question is not "why?" but "how?".
- In the Myth-O-Mania book Have a Hot Time, Hades!, Thalia, the Muse of Comedy, shares one after introducing herself to her uncles and aunts, Zeus' siblings:
Thalia: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Hera: To be sacrificed to the gods, of course.
Thalia: Wrong! To get to the other side!
- The Big Bang Theory: Sheldon tells this joke: "Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side."
- Hercules: The Legendary Journeys: The "One Fowl Day" episode features Discord attacking in the form of a gigantic chicken which prompts the exchange:
Barnabus: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Autolycus: To kill us all! - In the eighth season of Knightmare, a dungeoneer named Duncan was given the task of giving Motley the fool some new material:
Dunstan: Why did the dragon cross the road?
Motley: I don't know.
Dunstan: To get his pension.
Motley: I don't get it.
Dunstan: Neither did the dragon — he wasn't 65. - In Milliganimals by Spike Milligan, a man tells a giraffe a story about a Jewish man asking a chicken, "Why did you cross the road?".
- In Mongrels, Nelson (a fox) helps a chicken across the road, and says he has to ask; why she was doing so?
Nelson: Turns out she was just a casual racist.
- In one episode of The Muppet Show, the Swedish Chef does his "Spring Chicken" sketch which ends in bouncing chickens escaping and the Chef pursuing them. Immediately afterward, Fozzie goes up to a stressed Kermit and starts to ask, Why did the chickens cross the road?" Kermit answers, "Because an angry Swede was chasing them with a cleaver!"
- Parodied on an episode of Night Court. Harry is depressed because his girlfriend has been forced into the Witness Protection Program. The others try to cheer him up by arranging for him to try a jaywalking case involving a man named De Shicken. (Spelling unknown.) They end up asking "Why did De Shicken cross the road?"
- When the question "Where did Mr Chickennote live?" came up in the "Common Knowledge" episode of QI, Sean guessed "The other side of the road?"
- One of Jo Anne Worley's catch phrases on Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In was "Is this another chicken joke?"
- Lampshaded on a 1968 telecast of The Match Game where Jo Anne was a team captain. A question posed was "Chicken ______," to which everyone assumed Jo Anne would say "Joke." Her answer: "Soup."
- Welcome Back, Kotter: Julie tries to tell some jokes but she mixes up the punchline of this joke with the punchline of "Why do firemen wear suspenders?" a less famous but very similar joke.
- Older Than Radio: The March 1847 edition of The Knickerbocker was the earliest appearance of the joke in print, where it was presented this way:
"Why does a chicken cross the street? Are you 'out of town?' Do you 'give it up?' Well, then: 'Because it wants to get on the other side!'"
- By 1892 the joke was well known enough that Potter's American Monthly could do a pun-based spoof:
"Why should not a chicken cross the road? It would be a fowl proceeding."
- Referenced in George M. Cohan's song "Forty-five Minutes from Broadway":
You tell them old jokes and they laugh till they sicken;There's giggles and grins here to let.I told them that one about "Why does a chicken"—The rubens are all laughing yet.
- This B.C. strip where the chicken who just have crossed the road asks the turtle not to ask.
- A Running Gag in Buckles has the eponymous dog attempting a "Why did the cat cross the road?" joke to Arden, while struggling to come up with a punchline. Then it was played with in a strip from June 20, 2013 where Arden attempts the same joke to Buckles, who reacts by panicking with his fear of cats and runs away screaming, to which Arden responds with "Forget it!...You're the joke!".
- The Far Side:
- One strip shows a chicken looking across a road at a sign that reads "THE OTHER SIDE. Why do you need a reason?"
- Another strip had a chicken couple confronting each other at their home's threshold: "Oh, I see! You return covered with blond feathers, and I'm supposed to believe you crossed the road just to get to the other side?"
- One Get Fuzzy strip had Bucky attempt to tell this joke as "Why did THIS chicken cross the road?", with Rob telling Bucky to knock it off as that joke confuses Satchel. Sure enough, Satchel ends up confused from the joke, trying to figure out which road the chicken was trying to cross.
- The one panel comic roadkill by mite farmand, where the chicken has "gone to the other side".
- In episode 3 of the 2015 series of The Vote Now Show, former Conservative Party campaigner Danny Finklestein told the true story of how, during the 1997 election campaign, the Conservatives sent a man in a chicken suit to follow Tony Blair around, because he was "chicken" to debate John Major. And then the party started worrying that spending all that time with Blair might make the chicken more sympathetic towards Labour, so Finklestein had to have regular lunches with him to ensure he was still on-message. He concluded the story with "We lost the election, but the chicken did not cross the road."
- In the pre-show for Muppet*Vision 3D, Fozzie calls the penguins to the stage. When a chicken follows them, he stops her, noting that chickens are supposed to stay on the other side of the road. When he asks to someone "Why did this chicken cross the road?", the chicken clucks the answer, which Fozzie finds funny and goes to tell the others.
- Gabriel Iglesias used this joke as an example to show how his mother, when he performs his material to her, would question the jokes and ruin them in the process:
Gabriel: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Mom: Who let out the chicken!?
Gabriel: It's a joke, mom.
Mom: It's no joke, baboso, you know how much I pay for those chickens!?
- Crossy Road may be reminiscent of Frogger, but the starting player character is a chicken.
- Activision's Freeway is basically both games' predecessor.
- When Moshi Monsters got pirate-ified temporarily, the ghost pirates would tell the joke "Why did the pirate cross the road? To steal the chicken!".
- In Octodad: Dadliest Catch, we have the following conversation between two sailors:
Sailor A: The captain told me a real stinker the other day.
Sailor B: What was it?
Sailor A: "Why did the cod cross the road? To get to the other tide."
(beat)
Sailor B: We should consider mutiny. - In one of the extra story mode chapters of Puyo Puyo Tetris, for a comedy routine with Tee, Maguro tells a variant of this joke where it's a tetrimino walking across the road. Tee guesses it's because of a dimensional merge, but it's actually because the road was "blocked".
- Rec.arts.int-fiction's Chicken Competition involved writing short Interactive Fiction games based loosely on this joke.
- In the Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego? (1997) level featuring Johannes Gutenberg the alchemist tells you the following joke if you try to drop the sooty chicken on his equally sooty oil lamp:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she did not want to get roasted on an oil lamp!"
- Two strips of Arthur, King of Time and Space have Merlin asking the question and the other characters giving answers that reflect their personalities.
- In Freefall, Dvorak spent two weeks studying it, but was pleased with how it paid off when Florence thought he was developing a sense of humor.
- Referenced in this Skin Horse strip, where Tip's new job is covertly injecting chickens with radiographic trackers.
Tip: Who cares why they cross the road?
- In the xkcd strip Super Bowl Context, the Alt Text shows how the character who overexplains everything might tell the Chicken Joke:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It begins over five thousand years ago with the domestication of the red junglefowl in southeast Asia and the development of paved roads in the Sumerian city of Ur."
- SCP Foundation has a rather dark version of this with a tape that changes the perception of people who see it: after seeing a particular scene, the watcher will percieve every character, fictional or not, watched on TV or in a movie, hear on radio, or read about, to choke and die. This includes incredibly short jokes as well.
Subject: (Reading a joke written in a candy wrapper) Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, halfway across the road, it fell over and choked and died. Haha.
- Michael Stevens of VSauce did a video about the joke, appropriately called "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?".
- The "Honesty" episode of Adventures from the Book of Virtues has Aristotle telling the joke "Why did the bobcat cross the road? To bother somebody else for a change!".
- In an episode of Alphablocks, S, A, and Y hold hands and spell the word "SAY", which leads to S saying, "I say, why did the chicken cross the road?". A asks, "What's a chicken?" and Y asks, "What's a road?"
- This joke was also presented as a minor Visual Pun in the Codename: Kids Next Door episode "Operation: C.L.O.W.N.", as Numbuhs Two and Five encounter an actual chicken trying to cross the road. When Numbuh Five wonders why the chicken is trying to cross the road, Numbuh Two struggles not to give the punchline, as earlier in the episode, he had been warned by a clown not to tell any jokes. Naturally, after Numbuh Five leaves, Numbuh Two gives in and blurts out, "To get to the other side!"
- Ed, Edd n Eddy: In the episode "Sir Ed-A-Lot" when the Eds are roped into The Dreaded Pretend Tea Party, Eddy is dressed as a jester while forced in entertaining Jimmy and Sarah who are pretending to be a prince and queen respectively. His second attempt at humor ends in this:
Eddy: "Yeah, so why'd the chicken cross the road?"Sarah: "To lay an egg, just like YOU ARE NOW!"
- A variant in the Garfield and Friends episode "How To Be Funny", where Garfield claims that the very first joke, which had been told by a caveman comedian, was roughly translated as "Why did the brontosaurus cross the road?"
- In Jungle Junction, Ellie Van tries to make someone else laugh by asking why the chicken crossed the road.
- Also, Pepper from Littlest Pet Shop (2012) (as well as pet celebrity Old Bananas) crack a few jokes of this variety on the show.
- There was a Looney Tunes short where Foghorn Leghorn is trying to eliminate a baby rooster. Foghorn tells him that the chicken crossed the road "to have a ball", and throws a ball into a busy 2-lane road to have him retrieve it. The baby rooster calmly walks out and gets the ball while narrowly avoiding speeding cars, then asks Foghorn to show him how to do it properly. Naturally, Foghorn gets his feathers plucked by two passing vehicles.
- On an episode of The Mighty B!, Bessie sees a driver speeding, and cries, "He could've hurt a chicken crossing the road!".
- The Season 1 finale of Robot Chicken ended with a You Can't Do That on Television parody that resulted in the titular Robot Chicken and the Mad Scientist using signs to tell the joke.

- In an episode of The Smurfs, Brainy tells the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the others egged him on!".
- In the Star vs. the Forces of Evil episode "Mathmagic", Janna tells Star this joke during math class. Having never heard the chicken joke before, Star finds it hilarious that instead of a punchline, the answer is simply logic. When Star gets stuck in an unstable "Groundhog Day" Loop, one of the things that keeps changing is the punchline to Janna's joke.
- In the Steven Universe episode "Log Date 7-15-2", Peridot tries to acclimate to life on Earth by practicing telling jokes, including the old "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke. She not only stumbles over the punchline, but after awkwardly laughing at herself she wonders "What's a chicken?"
- When Amethyst shapeshifts into a chicken to show her was a chicken is, she laughs and says that she gets the joke now. Probably because chickens are Clucking Funny.
- Beast Boy invokes this trope in the Teen Titans Go! episode "Video Game References". Beast Boy is within a Frogger-like game and he has trouble crossing a road. He gets past all the cars no problem when he turns into a chicken.
- In The Loud House episode "Undie Pressure", Luan is trying to win a bet by not telling jokes, during which, Bobby arrives and says that he had to wait for a chicken to cross the road and wonders why it would, which causes Luan to break and tell jokes. At the end, he is seen chasing that very chicken demanding answers.
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.


Having an excitable and highly strung temperament, the strong-willed Ludendorff proved a difficult subordinate. Charged with refining and improving the Schlieffen Plan in the years before the war, he became convinced that Germany lacked the trained manpower to defeat the French in a rapid campaign. Ludendorff insisted that the government raise additional forces. When this suggestion met disapproval, he by-passed his superiors and initiated contact with politicians in an effort to influence the budget. That the German political system could not bear the cost of additional units was something he never considered. To him, it was a matter of will. The response was a transfer to a regiment in Düsseldorf, safely away from Berlin. A year later he was given a brigade in Strasbourg and promoted to general, but his mobilization orders as quartermaster general (he should have been an army chief of staff as a brigadier general) of the 2d Army indicated he was still persona non grata in Berlin.
When war came in August 1914, fortune smiled. In the confusion of the attack on Liège, Ludendorff received the surrender of the city, and Germany had its first war hero. The Kaiser personally decorated him with Prussia's highest award, the Pour le merité, the second of the war. The situation in the east, where two Russian armies threatened to break through German defenses, demanded his brilliance and capability for superb staff work. As a counterweight to his volatility, the High Command recalled from retirement General Paul v. Hindenburg, a phlegmatic, no-nonsense, even cautious officer, to command 8th Army. Ludendorff became chief of staff. The two generals met for the first time en route to East Prussia. The situation they confronted was threatening and risky, but by no means hopeless. With the able assistance of the 8th Army's operations officer, Max Hoffmann, the Germans routed the Russians at the Battles of Tannenberg (August 1914) and Masurian Lakes (September 1914). The impressive victories electrified Germany and cemented Ludendorff's reputation as the man of genius. The image of the invincible duo of Hindenburg and Ludendorff took root in the German mind.  For Ludendorff, who grew increasingly critical of the western war effort, the lack of success reflected a lack of will. He called for "total war."
The apostle of total war got his chance when the Kaiser, staggered by the losses at Verdun, sent Hindenburg and Ludendorff westward to take-over the German war effort. Ludendorff took the title Quartermaster General and received a promotion to lieutenant general, while Hindenburg, already a field marshal, became chief of the general staff. Shocked by the materiel superiority of the Allies and convinced that the civilian leadership lacked the will to prosecute the war to the fullest, Ludendorff initiated the Hindenburg Program. Largely a military take-over of the economy including compulsory labor coupled with a ruthless exploitation of occupied territories, the unpopular program resulted in considerable production gains while sapping home front morale. Convinced German defense operations were too static and hence costly, Ludendorff introduced new tactics that emphasized an elastic defense in depth. To free divisions for reinforcements, Ludendorff conducted a massive shortening of German lines by evacuating his forces Operation Alberich to the Siegfried Line in early 1917. The Allies called the line the Hindenburg Line. The withdrawn area was left a wasteland.
Ludendorff recognized the strategy of the war had become one of attrition. With her inferior resources compounded by the strangling English naval blockade, Germany could not win with this strategy. Consumed by fears that time was running out, Ludendorff convinced Hindenburg that Germany had to husband resources for a knock-out blow on the western front. Shortening the lines to free up units, stepping up the Hindenburg Program, and wrapping up the war in the east would free the resources needed for the decisive blow.
Convinced that only total effort could achieve victory, Ludendorff shrank from nothing. Accepting the Navy's contention that a return to unrestricted submarine warfare would bring a halt to the delivery of vital American munitions, Ludendorff urged its adoption knowing America would enter the war. He severely underestimated both the U.S. military potential and the speed with which it could be brought to bear.
By now there were voices of opposition in Germany to his increasingly bullying manner and excessive authority. Hardly an area of German life remained outside his grasp by 1918. The Kaiser loathed and feared him, but he could not stand up to him. Ludendorff contemptuously dismissed peace initiatives and war weariness as manifestations of a lack of will. He spared no one, including himself and his family. Two of his stepsons fell in combat, losses which made him harder. He relentlessly attacked those who opposed his measures, including Chancellor Bethmann-Hollweg, whom he forced from office by mid-1917.
The submarine campaign served only to bring the U.S. into the war. American forces began arriving at a rate undreamed of by their foes. Only the collapse of Russia under the Bolsheviks, to which Ludendorff had indirectly contributed by transporting Lenin from Switzerland to Russia, brightened the otherwise disastrous picture. Convinced any peace terms would be unacceptable, a belief fed indirectly by his own draconic demands upon the hapless Russians, he cobbled together the esources for one last great push, the Spring Offensive of 1918. By stripping units from the east, Ludendorff increased his strength in the west by 30%. Special units (Storm Battalions) trained in new, infiltration tactics, used surprise and mobility to by-pass enemy strong points and emerge behind enemy lines into the open. Traditional infantry units following along reduced the by-passed areas. A complete absence of the new weapon, the tank, constituted a major weakness to the otherwise formidable restructuring. Ludendorff had seen tanks, but he belittled their importance and dismissed his soldiers' concerns as a lack of will, a strange lapse in a man who usually incorporated his subordinates' suggestions.
Ludendorff's spring offensive, code-named Kaiserschlacht, called for a series of attacks rather than a single break-through. The Quartermaster General planned a number of sharp blows to collapse the entire western Allied front. The first onslaught began on 21 March. Although badly shaken, the Allies finally held, and Ludendorff called off the advance in early April. His next two operations followed the same pattern: extraordinary initial successes petering out owing to a lack of reserves and supplies. The end had come; the Germans could not make good their losses.
Ludendorff collapsed under the stress. He had lost his second son in the offensive, and on occasion his ravings against defeatists and incompetent civilians turned into uncontrollable tantrums. On the 28th of September, he told Hindenburg and his staff that Germany must seek an immediate armistice. The Kaiser and Chancellor Hertling heard this sad news the next day, and agreed. When Ludendorff later publicly reversed his position about Germany's ability to continue the war, the Kaiser demanded his resignation.
Ludendorff's post-war career tarnished his reputation. Fearing revenge, he fled temporarily to Sweden. He wrote his memoirs, blaming Germany's defeat on his innumerable foes and their lack of will power. He railed at the new Republic and his new enemies, the Jews, Jesuits and Freemasons, whom he blamed for stabbing Germany in the back. He became the darling of the extreme right, marching with Hitler during the Beer Hall Putsch. In 1925 he ran for Reich President, polling a mere 1%. His views and demons grew more extreme, and he fell to bickering with Hitler and his former wartime comrades. One-by-one he broke relations with his staff and colleagues, including his wife whom he suddenly left for Mathilde v. Kemnitz, a folklore specialist. She encouraged his fantasies. In 1935 he published The Total War, reversing Clausewitz's dictum and arguing that politics must serve war. On 22 December 1937 he died, shortly after declining Hitler's offer of promotion to field marshal with the remark, "a field marshal is born, not made."
Reference
Ludendorff, Erich, Ludendorff's Own Story, August 1914-November 1918,
2 vols., New York, 1919, gives a flavor of the man. It bears careful
reading, for Ludendorff passes the blame for
Germany's defeat onto others.
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This allows you to upload any files that the PG code requires as external dependencies. Examples would be images, java applet code, etc. Please only upload necessary files. The more you upload the slower question creation will be. Although the number of files will not effect the speed a question is displayed.
The derivations directory holds information about the current question derivations.


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{% blocktrans with pb_count=pb_count url=pb_url %}Make a request to one of {{ pb_count }} Public Bodies.{% endblocktrans %}
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Gecode::Int::Channel::DomInfo< View > Class Template Reference
Detailed Description
template<class View>
class Gecode::Int::Channel::DomInfo< View >
Combine view with information for domain propagation.
Definition at line 49 of file dom.icc.
Public Member Functions | |
| void | init (View x, int n) |
| Initialize. | |
| void | update (Space *home, bool share, DomInfo< View > &vcb) |
| Update during cloning. | |
| bool | doval (void) const |
| Check whether propagation for assignment is to be done. | |
| bool | dodom (void) const |
| Check whether propagation for domain is to be done. | |
| void | assigned (void) |
| Record that view got assigned. | |
| void | removed (int i) |
| Record that one value got removed. | |
| void | done (void) |
| Update the cardinality and bounds information after pruning. | |
Static Public Member Functions | |
| static DomInfo< View > * | allocate (Space *home, int n) |
| Allocate memory from space home for n elements. | |
Public Attributes | |
| View | view |
| unsigned int | card |
| int | min |
| int | max |
Member Function Documentation
template<class View>
| DomInfo< View > * Gecode::Int::Channel::DomInfo< View >::allocate | ( | Space * | home, | |
| int | n | |||
| ) | [inline, static] |
template<class View>
| void Gecode::Int::Channel::DomInfo< View >::init | ( | View | x, | |
| int | n | |||
| ) | [inline] |
template<class View>
| void Gecode::Int::Channel::DomInfo< View >::update | ( | Space * | home, | |
| bool | share, | |||
| DomInfo< View > & | vcb | |||
| ) | [inline] |
template<class View>
| bool Gecode::Int::Channel::DomInfo< View >::doval | ( | void | ) | const [inline] |
template<class View>
| bool Gecode::Int::Channel::DomInfo< View >::dodom | ( | void | ) | const [inline] |
template<class View>
| void Gecode::Int::Channel::DomInfo< View >::assigned | ( | void | ) | [inline] |
template<class View>
| void Gecode::Int::Channel::DomInfo< View >::removed | ( | int | i | ) | [inline] |
template<class View>
| void Gecode::Int::Channel::DomInfo< View >::done | ( | void | ) | [inline] |
Member Data Documentation
template<class View>
| View Gecode::Int::Channel::DomInfo< View >::view |
template<class View>
| unsigned int Gecode::Int::Channel::DomInfo< View >::card |
template<class View>
| int Gecode::Int::Channel::DomInfo< View >::min |
template<class View>
| int Gecode::Int::Channel::DomInfo< View >::max |
The documentation for this class was generated from the following file:
- gecode/int/channel/dom.icc (Revision: 7346)


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Demo page
You can easily use this small library to run commands based on pressed keys in a web pages.
Demo Commands:
- ok
- test
- up up down down left right left right b a
- Add javascript file (wpcmd.js) to the page.
- Set the configuration or leave it to be as its default.
- Use wpcmd.setCommand to set a keyword to a callback function.
Sample:
wpcmd.setCommand('ok', function(){ alert('ok'); });
- Use wpcmd.setPureCommand to set a collection of key codes to a callback function.
Sample:
wpcmd.setPureCommand('7975', function(){ alert('ok'); });
Configurations:
- wpcmd.config.timeOut > time out for reseting the captured keys, default value is 1200ms
- wpcmd.config.breakTime > miliseconds to wait for capturing the next key or excute the command, defaul value is 500ms
- wpcmd.config.maxCommandLength > maximum size of commands name length, default value is 15
- wpcmd.config.dontCaptureOnInputElements > do not capture the keys when typing in an input, default value is true