Contents
- Welcome to Hooting Yard: The Exhibition
- Mr Key Moves to The Great Beyond
- The Future Of Women’s Sport
- Carnival And Cat
- A Note On The Psychology Of Dog Nomenclature
- Reading
- The Return Of Hooting Yard
- Advent Calendar : Milk – XVI
- Advent Calendar : Milk – XV
- Advent Calendar : Milk – XIV
- Advent Calendar : Milk – XIII
- Advent Calendar : Milk – XII
- Advent Calendar : Milk – XI
- Advent Calendar : Milk – X
- Advent Calendar : Milk – IX
- Advent Calendar : Milk – VIII
- Advent Calendar : Milk – VII
- Advent Calendar : Milk – VI
- Advent Calendar : Milk – V
- Advent Calendar : Milk – IV
- Advent Calendar : Milk – III
- Advent Calendar : Milk – II
- Advent Calendar : Milk – I
- Norm & The Love Monkeys
- Books Read In 1982 (lv – lviii)
- Books Read In 1982 (xlix – liv)
- Books Read In 1982 (xliii – xlviii)
- Books Read In 1982 (xxxvii – xlii)
- Books Read In 1982 (xxxi – xxxvi)
- Books Read In 1982 (xxv – xxx)
- Books Read In 1982 (xix – xxiv)
- Books Read In 1982 (xiii – xviii)
- Books Read In 1982 (vii – xii)
- Books Read In 1982 (i – vi)
- Tales Of Duntblau – V
- Tales Of Duntblau – IV
- Annals Of Fruit
- Tales Of Duntblau – III
- Tales Of Duntblau – II
- Tales Of Duntblau – I
- Ten Hours On A Norwegian Train
- 24 Hours
- Brave Helios!
- He Do The Police In Different Voices
- A Warning To Cartographers
- The Dunst Comparator
- Gainful Employment
- Norm’s Discovery
- Er …
- Two Of My Great Aunts
- The Renaissance
- String And Wood And Tin
- Bellhop’s Catbrain
- The Augmented Toffees
- Bib
- Khue-Reyen
- Fragment
- You Will Fail, Laurence
- Babbling On The Radio
- Tea & Death
- The Squeamish Vagabond
- Naming The Fruits
- Lupe Node
- Ornithology
- Pest Control
- TDQ
- Bolshevik Tomato Paste Scoop
- Disparate Horseflies
- Hackery Update
- Hackery Alert
- Baby Shoes
- Folk Song
- Lilliputian Rabbits, Etc.
- Shifting Sands
- Straubenzee!
- The Higher Mathematics
- Fools In The London Library
- New Pebblehead Paperback
- Elf-Help For Idiots
- Where Do You Go To, My Lovely?
- The Only Sound
- A General Air Of Decrepitude
- The Crucifixion
- Recommended Reading
- Advocates
- Gus
- A Dream Of Godden
- The Pier At Deal
- Winklepicker Days
- The Real World Is Stranger Than Hooting Yard (Part 94)
- F K x 3
- Telling Fibs To Impuissance
- The Year Dot
- The Departure
- Hatgate!
- The Betrothal : A Playlet
- The Metamorphosis
- The Tremendous Gert
- Riddle
- Her Considered Opinion
- Two Hats Whizz
- Babbling About Picnics Of Piety, Etc.
- Fellowship
- Film Review : Billy Two Hats
- Absent-Minded Window-Gazing
- That’s Me In The Picture!
- Jackals And Arabs
- Becoming Seraphic
- The Helmsman
- Overcast, With Drizzle
- The Dulcet Tones Of Pansy Cradledew
- The Orchard Gull
- The Singing Pipstraws
- The Vulture
- The Knock At The Manor Gate
- Recommended Reading
- A Visit To A Mine
- Hamstrung, Pointy, & Downcast
- In Gath
- It Could Have Been You
- A Fratricide
- An Old Manuscript
- The Coronation
- The King Of Poland
- At Night
- Overheard
- A Dream
- Worth Bearing In Mind
- The Bucket Rider
- Children On A Country Road
- Jejune
- The Hunter Gracchus
- A Persuasive Theological Tract
- Wedding Preparations In The Country
- Annals Of Print
- A Man You’ve Never Heard Of
- Ruined Picnics
- Docking Hack
- The World’s Finest Van Driver
- Bedtime Stories
- Sixty Years Ago
- More Moo
- Embittered Dentist Riven By Crackers
- Eeuurrgghh Update
- Eeuurrgghh
- New Year
- Ten Tarleton Tales – X
- Ten Tarleton Tales – IX
- Ten Tarleton Tales – VIII
- Ten Tarleton Tales – VII
- Ten Tarleton Tales – VI
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar Boxing Day Extra
- Ten Tarleton Tales – V
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – XXV
- Ten Tarleton Tales – IV
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – XXIV
- Ten Tarleton Tales – III
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – XXIII
- Ten Tarleton Tales – II
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – XXII
- Ten Tarleton Tales – I
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – XXI
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – XX
- Jubilate Agno Revisited
- Christmas At Hooting Yard
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – XIX
- Translated From Memory
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – XVIII
- The Brass-Necked Goose
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – XVII
- New Pebblehead Paperback Potboiler
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – XVI
- Dobson On Googie
- Babbling About An Ogre
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – XV
- Could This Be Mrs Gubbins?
- Tilly Losch Song
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – XIV
- Puny Vercingetorix
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – XIII
- History
- Emblems Of Inanity
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – XII
- Hooting Yard Christmas Gift Guide
- Peasant Embroidery Sampler
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – XI
- Thoughts On Presenting Hooting Yard On The Air For Years & Years
- Beatles & Beetles
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – X
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – IX
- Good Housekeeping
- Unspeakable Babbling
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – VIII
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – VII
- The Brillig Case
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – VI
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – V
- Gardening Tips
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – IV
- Memories Of The Sibodnedwabshire Piggeries
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – III
- A Message From The Duty Git
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – II
- Guy Maddin Film Intertitles Advent Calendar – I
- Babbling About Doris
- 17 Years In An Alpine Mist
- Tribute Band
- The Flapper Who Outwitted Babinsky!
- A Ghoul And His Monkey
- Gong
- Bell
- The Horrible Cave – III
- The Horrible Cave – II
- Knitting Babble
- The Horrible Cave – I
- Kipling
- Dealey Plaza Craft Project
- Lars And Maud
- A List Of Birds
- That Vicar Again
- The Wicker Limerick
- Talismanic Objects Evocative Of My Childhood, No. 1
- Huzzah! For Lars Talc
- Startling, Incoherent Babbling
- The Consistency Of Porridge
- Homage To Wallace Stevens
- The Tarleton Sentence
- The Raid On Entebbe
- The Janitor And His Pail
- The Janitor And His Mop
- Babbling About A Bint
- The Size Of God
- Dobson Goes Doolally
- Toad News
- Dobson In A Mosh Pit
- Dobson In A Pickle
- Dobson On An Atoll
- New Art
- Ogre
- Babbling About Mud And Owls
- The Cuthbert Spraingue Song
- Lint
- Birds And Bats And The Bible And The BBC
- Village Of The Cheesegraters
- Krakow Bird Tile
- An Afterword On Obsequies
- Obsequies For Lars Talc, Struck By Lightning – XV
- Obsequies For Lars Talc, Struck By Lightning – XIV
- Obsequies For Lars Talc, Struck By Lightning – XIII
- Obsequies For Lars Talc, Struck By Lightning – XII
- Obsequies For Lars Talc, Struck By Lightning – XI
- Obsequies For Lars Talc, Struck By Lightning – X
- Obsequies For Lars Talc, Struck By Lightning – IX
- Obsequies For Lars Talc, Struck By Lightning – VIII
- Obsequies For Lars Talc, Struck By Lightning – VII
- Obsequies For Lars Talc, Struck By Lightning – VI
- Obsequies For Lars Talc, Struck By Lightning – V
- Obsequies For Lars Talc, Struck By Lightning – IV
- Obsequies For Lars Talc, Struck By Lightning – III
- Obsequies For Lars Talc, Struck By Lightning – II
- Obsequies For Lars Talc, Struck By Lightning – I
- Obsequies, Re-Tippytapped
- Two Queries From Dr Pastry
- Monday Music
- Unspeakable
- Choruses For Doris
- Forgotten Head : A Childhood Memoir
- Babbling About Puppetry
- Juvenilia
- Hendiadys In Mudchute
- Peep, Bo : Lecture Transcript
- Thirty Years Ago
- Monday Music
- Another House Of Turps
- Weld On Tuesday
- Paging Doctor Stephen Lynn
- O, Cuxhaven!
- Picture Yourself
- British Psychology, According To Norman Davies
- New Verse By Dennis Beerpint
- Monday Music
- 10,000 Nails In The Coffin Of Imperialism
- Birds And Cardboard
- The Barbarian At The Gate
- Lovecraftian Babbling
- Jasper The Baffled Eel
- Potato Pamphlet
- The Blind Goose-Killer Of Urk
- The Ship Of Fools
- Monday Music
- The Wisdom Of Peasants
- Nocturnal Pig Observatory
- Radiophonic Babbling
- Branch Line
- Pale Horseman
- Conquistador
- Editorial Advice
- Monday Music
- Whither The Bint Of Shelmerdox?
- Postage Stamp Zoo
- Death Of Another Cartographer
- I Heard The Owl Call My Name
- Death Of A Cartographer
- Poptastic!
- An Experiment With Curd
- Pol Pot In France
- Monday Music
- Mudguard
- The Forty Thieves
- Post-Op
- My Eye
- Monday Music
- Being A True Account Of The Discovery Of The Tomb Of Anaxagrotax
- The World-Famous Food-Splattered Jesuit
- Tuesday Weld Goes Berserk
- Monday Music
- A Person Of Unhinged Mien
- Moo Two
- Two Sparrows
- Monday Music
- Moo
- A Family Of Goatherds Unparalleled In Their Rapacity
- Recommended Pig Reading
- Babinsky vs. The Grunty Man
- From The Mountains To The Sea
- The Pious Infant
- Mr Key Goes To Innsmouth
- Cocking A Snook
- Monday Music
- Another Enid
- The Pauper And The Princeling And The Pea
- Pierre Et Les Pantoufles
- Pierre Et Clothilde
- The Three ‘K’s
- Expulsion Of The Fools From The Orchard
- Monday Music
- When I Was Borp
- Games? Must We?
- Why Do Fools Fall In Love?
- An Insolent Little Town
- Buster And Radbod
- Wool
- Bird-Related Snap
- But Was There A Shoggoth?
- The Potger Letter
- Episode God-Knows-What
- The New Look
- Antipodean Chicken-Dyeing
- Testing the New Iteration Of Hooting Yard
- Fort Himmelfarb
- Hootatus
- Bloated Janitor
- The Nylon Duke
- What A Great Sentence
- Nailed
- Lost Books, Real And Imagined
- Resurrection (And Chant)
- Film Review
- Sporting Glory
- Burgess
- Exemplary Slobbering Vignettes
- Episode One, Again
- Whence Inspip Fled
- Pillow Pamphlets
- Brian Awareness Week
- Brain Awareness Week
- Episode One
- Eye Jab Day
- Memorable Quotations No. 49
- Large Door
- Episode 44 (Swan Registry Version)
- The Latin Mass
- Ancestors
- Dough Cormorant
- A Man Of The Cloth
- Incey-Wincey Quartet
- Ono Again
- Borp
- 84 Today!
- From The Past …
- Drama
- Blind Girls Brass Band
- Twitsum Twatsum
- Empty Your Wallets!
- Imagine A Loopy Prig
- Gastronome And Dramaturge
- Tiptop Toofles
- Nomenclature News
- Swarfega Pratfalls
- Dim Tyrant (Revisited)
- Swarfega Pitfalls
- The Sea (An Abandoned Ditty)
- Episode 141 Point 2
- The Prolix Pirates
- Shooting At The Moon
- A Cautionary Tale
- Episode 38
- The Von Straubenzee Box Set
- Piffleboy
- Those Drowned Kittens
- Horst Gack’s Familiar
- Odd, Odd
- Bellowing Milksop
- Songs For Strangled Puppies
- Tippi The Crow
- Plums And Swans
- Episode N
- Thumping An Owl
- That Pot Or Vase I Think
- Being Celia
- Further Plums
- Groovy Janitor
- Note To Self
- The Orgasmatron On Wheels!
- A Question About Bats
- Map
- The Fox And The Dog : An Important Update
- Plums On The Radio
- Bulletin Of Key Optics
- O, Little Radish
- Sulky Bulgarian Poets
- A Postcard From The Last Century
- Boxing Day
- The Christmas Baby-God
- Cetacean News Roundup
- Avian Advent Calendar – XXIV
- Slow Djinn
- Avian Advent Calendar – XXIII
- 181 Pamphlets (Out Of Print)
- Avian Advent Calendar – XXII
- Avian Advent Calendar – XXI
- Critical Insight Of The Year
- Avian Advent Calendar – XX
- Avian Advent Calendar – XIX
- Christmas Appeal 2016
- Avian Advent Calendar – XVIII
- Avian Advent Calendar – XVII
- Avian Advent Calendar – XVI
- Avian Advent Calendar – XV
- Avian Advent Calendar – XIV
- Avian Advent Calendar – XIII
- Avian Advent Calendar – XII
- Avian Advent Calendar – XI
- Avian Advent Calendar – X
- Avian Advent Calendar – IX
- Avian Advent Calendar – VIII
- Government Chicken Directive
- Avian Advent Calendar – VII
- Winnipeg Janitor
- Avian Advent Calendar – VI
- Avian Advent Calendar – V
- In Foff
- Eel Zzub
- Avian Advent Calendar – IV
- Avian Advent Calendar – III
- Avian Advent Calendar – II
- Avian Advent Calendar – I
- Encounter With A Swan
- In The Port Of Amsterdam
- Heroes In The Seaweed
- Myrna Loy Revisited
- On The Air
- Marmaladeless Mornings
- (White Man) In Hammersmith Palais
- Ceramic Birds
- Sausage Semaphore
- Fear Of Squirrels
- Two Edward Gorey Limericks
- Mr Key At The Movies
- Tugboat Skipper
- A Letter From Neville Mossop
- Neville Mossop
- The Tale Of Popsy The Pony
- Shuddering With Nameless Dread
- In Dubrovnik
- Gigantic Bolivian Architectural Diagrams – III
- Gigantic Bolivian Architectural Diagrams – II
- Gigantic Bolivian Architectural Diagrams – I
- The Big Fairy
- The Smothered Chicken Of Greaselbow
- Pirouette And Volte Face
- In The Hamlet Of Glebe
- Eye Eye (Again)
- Irresponsible Shepherds
- The Remainder Of The Horse
- Scenes From The Life Of Pansy Cradledew
- Lars Talc, Lars Talc
- “The Max Ernst Of Silly”
- Kaka
- Homework
- Collapsed Puffin
- Eye Eye
- Press Clipping
- The Big Metal Pod
- Foopball News
- Broke, Pompous, And High As A Kite
- Haircut
- Viva Unstrebnodtalb!
- Swept Away And Gone
- Tie A Yellow Ribbon
- The Tarpaulins Of Goosbeck
- Our Lady Of The Bumpkins
- Dream Diary (II)
- Dream Diary
- Portal To Plovdiv
- Biblical Apocrypha
- Park Bench
- Hooting Yard Live! (Part Two)
- Double Otters
- Bim and Bam
- Squelchy Buffers
- Summa Theologica
- Andorran Vandal
- Blue Plaque
- Hooting Yard Live!
- Tin Jaw
- Undone By Foxgloves
- These Plastic Betrayals
- The Imitation Of Christ
- Chasm Of Vases
- A Dispatch On Dispatches
- Reds Under The Bed
- The Kibbo Kift Universe
- Recipe
- Mr Key, Aged Ten
- Vagabond Pod
- Dabbling With Mothballs
- A Fleeting Glimpse Of The Grunty Man
- My Brother
- A Date For Your Diary
- Camber Rilnt
- Binder : The 39 Piano Concertos
- Flipping Heck
- Scheme Of Things
- The Paradox Of Tarleton’s Pebble
- Soup-In-The-Beard
- Uurrgghh 2 : The Uurrgghh Continues
- Uurrgghh
- R.I.P.
- I’d Like To Teach The World To Sing
- Knud Padde
- The Day Of Grunting
- Meetings With Remarkable Buntings
- Self-Indulgence At Croydon In Fruit
- Tosspot In A Bivouac
- Gunner Pitkin
- Tribulations Of The Buttonmaker
- Seething Dobson
- The Unsucked Toffee
- Talc Éclat
- Fear Of Putti
- Love Triangle
- Foghorn
- Delusions And Slurry
- Boxing Gloves Of The Indigent And Wretched
- Gloveboxes Of The Rich And Famous
- Pictures Of Jap Girls In Synthesis
- Annals Of Nautical Heroism
- Gluck, Glinka, And Buxtehude
- Clotcud
- Swiss Puppetry
- Maison Crimplene
- On the Air And In The Dabbler
- Kibbo Kift Diary
- The Parish Wolf
- Darkness Enshrouding Buckinghamshire
- Light Shining In Buckinghamshire
- Spigot Boy
- Swan Guru
- The New Year
- Gentle Baby Jesus
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – XXIV
- Natty Dread Pod
- Chocks Away!
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – XXIII
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – XXII
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – XXI
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – XX
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – XIX
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – XVIII
- The Laughing Cow
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – XVII
- Geriatric Rogue
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – XVI
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – XV
- Flapper In An Airship
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – XIV
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – XIII
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – XII
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – XI
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – X
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – IX
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – VIII
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – VII
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – VI
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – V
- “I Have Myrrh”
- The Offing Of Nitty
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – IV
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – III
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – II
- Campion Day
- Kibbo Kift Advent Calendar – I
- A Horse With No Name
- Book Review
- On The Blink
- Shaman Of Snacks
- Fotherington-Thomas & Gangsta Rap
- A Message From Our Marketing Department
- The Braying Of Donkeys
- Dobson, Preoccupied
- Lug That Pail
- A Tap On A Vat
- The Blood Of Boobies
- The Bishop Of Southwark
- In Ponga
- American Snipper
- The Petula Clark Minefield
- The Petula Clark Project
- The Petula Clark Files
- The Light Pours Out Of Me
- Swabian Hothead
- Caption Competition
- Puffery
- Narcoleptic Presbyterians
- Indisposed
- Toppled Infant
- A Gent In Ghent
- Birdsong
- Classical Grunting
- Buzz!
- Pointy Pod
- Stunned Duchamp
- From The 20th Century
- Wives Of Horse-Riding Barbarian Maniacs Bent On Global Domination, No. 1
- Wooden People
- Overcast, With Drizzle
- Reincarnation
- Those Puddles
- A Danish Pencil
- Puddles
- Tiny Enid And The Tentacles Of Cthulhu
- Correspondence And Crows
- Mantelpiece
- One Rooster, Two Ostriches
- Swan Hunter
- Muggletonian Pod
- Grabber
- Borneo
- Incidents In The Life Of A Git
- Prolix Dabbling
- Wankers On Hovercrafts
- Man At C&A
- Our NHS Mum
- The Fishmongers’ Prayer
- In The Shoes Of The Fisherman
- The Man Who Ate His Own Head
- Dogs, Vultures, Bats, Pods
- Tender Buttons
- Pick A Barn
- New Yorkers (ii)
- On Pugton Hill
- Two Views Of An Infant With An Apple
- New Yorkers
- Foreign Parts
- When Push Comes To Shove
- Mr Key’s Diet
- Delightful Hostelry Or Sink Of Iniquity?
- The Buttons Of Beb
- Penguin Research
- The Plumless Land
- This And This
- Gravel Pod
- Furrowed Brow
- An Important Question
- Impish Demons
- Bolsheviks & Lizard-People
- Butter Before Guns
- Pietà Friday No. 3
- Hiking Pickle Revisited
- 82 Today!
- Key Twit
- Become Immortal!
- Soup Anniversary
- Bonkers Maisie Revisited
- Pietà Friday (On Saturday) No.2
- Poumfrex
- Tokenism
- Politically Incorrect Hedge Sparrows
- Dabbling On The Brocken
- Pietà Friday No. 1
- Buttercup
- Snakewizard And The Toofles
- Bonkers Maisie
- Pseudonymous Inaccuracy
- A Pair Of Crabs
- An Elocution Lesson
- American Snipe
- Film Still
- Ernst Ludwig Kirchner Friday No. 5
- An Important Anniversary
- Vestige Of Trouser
- Cake And Sash
- How I Thumped Certain Of My Tubs
- Minibus Pariah
- Eleven Years Ago
- Royal Dabbling
- Ernst Ludwig Kirchner Friday No. 4
- The Importance Of The Gannet
- The Pips
- Duggleby, Duggleby
- The Stealthy Chump
- Minnie
- Ernst Ludwig Kirchner Friday No. 3
- The Appian Way
- Dobson’s Invitation
- The Psychopath-Poacher
- Flopsy, Mopsy, And Satan
- Ten Years Ago
- Chickens In Charge
- Dabbler Dad
- Ernst Ludwig Kirchner Friday No. 2
- A Soul Above Buttons
- Galahad
- The Clappers
- Peewit Patrol
- Death Room Decoration
- Crow Windows : An Addendum
- Ernst Ludwig Kirchner Friday No.1
- Spirit Photography
- Encyclopaedia
- Ulu Venv
- The Falls
- Glub… Glub… Glub
- A Gift
- A Memorable Cracker Year
- The First Noel
- Christmas Dinner Revisited
- Whither Art?
- Christmas Dinner
- The Cadet And The Angel
- Chlorine
- 184 Today!
- A Map Of Pointy Town
- Shutters And Brilliantine
- A Letter From New England
- Exhaustion & Ignorance
- The Funny Mountain
- Shoveller Pod
- Jam Today
- A Visit To The Tearmonger
- The Interval Ends With A Shocking Revelation
- Interval
- Paris In The The Autumn
- Mr Key’s Epistle To The Ephesians
- A Timely Reminder
- Annals Of The Seaside
- The Reprehensible Tot
- Butch Otter
- The New China
- Invisible Crowe
- Dabbling With Gruel
- The Janitor And His Decoy Kitchen
- The Janitor And His Spirit Guide
- The Janitor And His Pail
- The Janitor And His Mop
- Facecloth & Witter
- The Truncheon Of Truth
- Baron De Kepen
- Kew. Rhone.
- The Pursuit Of Knowledge
- RW & AB
- Dream Report
- Aphinarpod
- Raid And Attack
- Fundamentals Of Beekeeping
- Crevasse Poppet
- Madge Strudwick
- Rarest Of Rarities
- Sausage Surprise
- Standard Irish Poem No.1
- Schneebaumhooft
- 1848
- Carruthers To The Rescue!
- Mobile Gull Appreciation Unit Field Guide Pamphlet
- The End Of The Dictionary
- Lost In Translation
- Dripping Trellis
- Myers & Butler
- Birdseed Folderol
- Sirinuntananon & Bewg
- Talking Twaddle
- Schubert : The Stories Behind The Lieder, No. 1
- A Note On Nomenclature
- Invoking Sumai (2)
- Invoking Sumai
- Arch Of Triumph
- The Mirror & The Lamp
- BamBam Goes Haywire
- Babinsky Snap
- If You Go Away
- Savagery In Splat
- Tooting My Own Trumpet
- Disappointment Pot
- 10 Celebrities With Crumpled Blotting Paper
- The Assassination Of Hilary Mantel
- Weather Report
- Tarleton On His Balcony
- Higgledy-Piggledy
- The Farmer Rebukes His Spade
- Toots
- Laughter In The Dark
- The Expurgated Lovecraft
- Books. Pencils. Dabbling.
- Ten Books
- Sci-Fi For Diabetics
- Werner Herzog Goes For A Walk
- The King And His Retinue
- Toll Gate No. 4
- Monkey In Ice
- Accidental Pod
- The King Humbug
- Dabbling In Etiquette
- How To Act Like A Sensible Person
- Bird King
- Wasps And Squirrels
- Where Are The Snows Of Yesteryear?
- Où sont les neiges d’antan?
- Thoughts On A Characteristically English August Bank Holiday
- Which Out Of Print Dobson Pamphlet Are You?
- Forbidden!
- Sick Birds
- 3003
- Wooden Cats
- Picnic Praxis
- Fatso And Slosher
- File Under D For De Quincey
- Burn The Pig!
- The Smashed God
- Gay Limp Thief
- Mavis, Miles, & Cab
- Cat Radio Quiz
- Winnie-The-Swan
- A Brisk Splosh
- Acrodabbling
- Fish, Coppers, And Wasps
- Dobson At His Escritoire
- Earworm Challenge
- Cartography Pod
- Lefty Hip Magi
- BBC Weather
- Filthy Magpie
- Welsh Road Signs
- At Night, In Ireland, Swans
- The Family Pig
- From The Land Of Nod
- Valkyrie
- I Am A Willow Warbler
- The Truncheon Brothers
- Decayed, But …
- Sports And Games
- Frippery
- Our Man In Ulm, Still
- Our Man In Ulm
- Eclectric Oil
- Speckles And Splodges And Smudges
- Fruit Query
- Weird Oranges
- Destructive Dusty
- Cat Versus Booby
- Bracing Walks In Bleak Settings
- Cheese Horror
- Captain Nitty’s Attribute
- Captain Nitty’s Lung Collapses
- Word Of The Day : Pencil
- Smokers’ Poptarts
- The Shoveller Of Widdecombe Ditch (Trad.)
- My Dazzling, Brief Career As A Post-Punk Performance Poet
- Word Of The Day : Mop
- Wild Is The Wind
- World Of Interiors
- Going Forward
- GoogleNod
- Further Astonishment
- Word Of The Day : Glue
- Astonishing
- Word Of The Day : Clunk
- Word Of The Day : Boggle
- Duvet’s Grave
- Word Of The Day : Parp
- The Rotating Grave
- Ubiquitous Majors
- Dustman
- Unexciting Book News
- On Wings Of Pod
- A Clerihew
- Summer Recess
- Pigs (And Plums)
- Perking Up
- Wellbeloved Gutters
- The Importance Of Scroggins
- Cup
- The Amis Cat
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- Sensible Pod Time
- Inundated!
- On Chairlift Dingbats
- On Dreams Of Pointy Town
- On And On And On
- On Etiquette
- Elizabethan Smoker
- On A Spook’s Briefcase
- Triangular Pie Dabble, Etc
- Anniversary Pod
- On The Air
- Listening Guide
- On The Screaming Abdabs
- On Counting Corks
- On Silent Monkey
- On A Darkling Plain
- On Marshy Punting
- Pods And Queries
- On Belgian Archery
- Dubbin Update
- Ono Dabblo
- On Jelly
- On The Dubbin Club
- Phantoms Or Bees?
- On A Yapping Dog And A Bramble Patch And A Bog
- On The Wellspring Of Debauchery
- The Entrails Of The Pig
- On My Own Zona
- Rock & Pop & Pod
- On Birds
- The Verge
- On Sand Robots
- Dabbling With Sandcastles
- On The Magnificence Of Peter Wyngarde
- On Certain Books I Have Read
- On The One-Eyed Crossing-Sweeper Of Sawdust Bridge
- Important!
- Two Thousand
- On Pontiuses
- On The Lambing-Hall Boogie
- Nicknames
- On Gods
- Cardew The Pamphleteer
- On Nitwits
- Tack Dabbler
- On Having The Prize Within One’s Grasp
- On Groaning Minions
- On “The Scottish Play”
- On Replacement Bus Services
- On Balaam And His Ass
- Huhne O’ Clock
- On Groovy Bongos
- R.I.P.
- It’s Holiday Time!
- On The Administration Of Lighthouses
- Dabbler Blenkinsop
- On The Collapse Of Civilisations
- A Mystery Solved
- On Blessing Cotton Socks
- On Scree
- EggPal
- Questionnaire
- On The Love Song Of Ah-Fang Van Der Houygendorp
- On Truculent Peasantry
- Pet Bee
- Collecting
- On Quadruple Points
- Badgers In The News
- On The Latin Mass And Moby-Dick
- Pure Unbridled Dabbling
- That Bird-Eating Spider Again
- On Speed
- On The Devil In The Detail
- Sea Monster Attacks Lighthouse
- On Porridge island
- On Government-Controlled Origami
- Greasy Doings
- The Big Questions
- On Barking Up The Wrong Tree
- On True Grit
- German Gnomes
- On Dickensian Characters
- That Bird-Eating Spider
- The Dabbling Fiery Furnace
- On The Goliath Bird-Eating Spider
- On Babinsky’s Idiot Half-Brother
- On Control Of The Fiscal Levers
- On Apps
- Letter From Belper
- On Tin Foil
- On First Encounters
- The Lavender Shovel!
- Precision
- On Feral Goblins
- Significant Dabbling
- Big & Tormented
- On Skippy The Bush Kangaroo
- On Clunks
- The Badgermin
- On Gulls’ Eggs
- On My Father
- On Voodoo Athletics
- On The Falsely Negative Portrayal Of U-Boat Sailors
- On Naming Your Child After Your Favourite Reservoir
- A Mordant Heron
- Exceedingly Good Dabbling
- On Fogous
- The Twelve Days : Day Twelve
- On Potatoes
- The Twelve Days : Day Eleven
- R.I.P.
- On East And West And Left And Right
- The Twelve Days : Day Ten
- On The Moustache Of Archduke Stephen, Palatine Of Hungary
- The Twelve Days : Day Nine
- On Perpilocution
- The Twelve Days : Day Eight
- The Turn Of The Year
- The Twelve Days : Day Seven
- Dabbling Through The Year
- 140 Pamphlets (Out Of Print)
- The Twelve Days : Day Six
- Double Bill
- 139 Pamphlets (Out Of Print)
- The Twelve Days : Day Five
- The Twelve Days : Day Four
- The Twelve Days : Day Three
- Overdue Boxing Day Project
- The Twelve Days : Day Two
- The Twelve Days : Day One
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (xxv)
- The Bells!
- Adair On Soup
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (xxiv)
- Among The Goats
- Cracker Dabble
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (xxiii)
- The Hooting Yard Christmas Special
- Scandinavian Detective Monkey
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (xxii)
- To Make A Dish Of Snow
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (xxi)
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (xx)
- The Negotiating Horse
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (xix)
- Superlative
- Wiky Crashes Into The Bookcase
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (xviii)
- A Lopsided And Lugubrious Christmas
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (xvii)
- The Wrath Of The Dabbler
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (xvi)
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (xv)
- Wheatley As Roussel
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (xiv)
- Scribbler Seeks Patron
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (xiii)
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (xii)
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (xi)
- William Gilbert’s Question
- R.I.P.
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (x)
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (ix)
- Dabbling A La Bruce
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (viii)
- German Officers
- A Dream Of Ginger
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (vii)
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (vi)
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (v)
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (iv)
- Led By Ghosts Through Mud And Bogs
- Brand’s Distilled Urine
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (iii)
- Puffin & Penguins
- Dabbling With Wilson
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (ii)
- Hooting Yard Advent Calendar (i)
- The Smelly Castle
- Bate’s Flying Dragon
- A Bit More … Urrrgh
- Buying Books
- Buying An Island
- Black Is The Colour
- Water-Parties
- In Another German Forest
- That Get Carter Dog
- In A German Forest
- Bernard Dabblevin
- It’s All About Me, Isn’t It?
- Hobbies & Pastimes
- The Necessity Of Puddings : A Postscript
- Coverdale, Tyndale, King James
- The Infant Moralist
- Speaking Of Bird Scarifiers…
- The Wooden Lake
- Instructions
- Bernard Levin’s Guide To Beat Combos Of The Sixties
- Important Cephalopod News
- The Necessity Of Puddings
- Lopsided, Lugubrious
- Boodabble
- Further Notes
- Notes On A Chuckle
- Magnetic Cows
- A Boaty Picnic
- Deckhand With Pod
- Dearth Of Thread
- The Fatal Flaw In The Great Escape
- Yava Hoosita!
- Dreaming A Dream
- Iridescent Green Sweat Bee
- Singalongadabbler
- Bo’sun’s Wig
- The Eerie Cult Of Krishnan Guru-Murthy
- Levin On Lennon (And Ono)
- Miss May Storey
- Charging Ostrich Of Fire
- VerEecke Revisited
- Poop Or Orlop?
- Two Sparrows
- I Told You It Was Unmissable
- Savile Dabble
- The Breadcrumbs Man
- The Bottomless Viper Pit Of Gaar
- A Dislike Of Inappropriate Podcasts
- All Hallows’ Eve
- Reading Matter
- Cosmic Dabbling
- The Curse Of The Ground
- Violently Dejobbed In A Twinkling
- Swinburne
- The Tiny-Headed Pod
- Perils Of Cartography
- Societies
- Fifteen Thousand Useful Phrases
- Happy Birthday
- Snowbound Ping-Pong
- The Young Person’s Guide To Music Appreciation
- In Which Mr Key Foretells The Future
- Seedy Dabbling
- Art Squad
- Two Dinners
- In Which Mr Key Contemplates Moving To North Korea
- The Maintenance Of Podcasts
- The Walking Dead
- Advice Regarding Eggs
- Guns Before Butter
- Mr Key, When Tiny
- Camp Dabbler
- A Fourth Type Of Incey-Wincey
- A Song For When One Is In A Rowing Boat
- Galvanic Swanpod
- Fifties Finnish Fairground Fun
- Jeanette Winterson Please Note
- Weep, Pontius, For Thou Art Become Noddy
- The Distance Between The Aerodrome And The Zoo
- Tove Jansson And Her Squirrel
- Sheer Common Sense
- Tips For Young Persons, No. 1
- More Foopball
- Method Dabbling
- Forgotten Head : A Childhood Memoir
- The Tyger
- Unmissable!
- Foopball
- Dabbling In Paradise
- Get Carter
- Curious Dabbling
- Pie Shop Deep Space Six
- Crustacean Soup Verse
- Lobster Quiz
- Galvanism, Thoroughly Explained
- Well-Loved Characters
- Ghoul
- Flapperdabbling
- Born To Boogie?
- Nisbet Spotting Addendum
- In Praise Of Nisbet Spotting
- Janitor / Lobster
- The Qualities Of Janitors, No. 4
- Fairy Stationer
- Jazz For Cows
- The Qualities Of Janitors, No. 3
- Exercising The Cranial Integuments
- The Harlequin Dreams Of Being A Lobster
- The Qualities Of Janitors, No. 2
- The Qualities Of Janitors, No. 1
- Infants Savants
- Dabbling With Suzanne
- Toad Suck Buck’s
- Two Tinies
- One Of Julia’s Favourite Melodies
- The Art Of Tagging
- Lobster Research
- Dead Or Out Of England
- Research
- Exchange & Mart
- Obsessive Dabbling
- The Vanbrugh Chicken
- More Mystic Woo
- Matters Bloggy
- Mystic Woo In Bognor Regis
- Podgoblins
- Real Orghast
- Dismantled Wooden Myrna Loy Revisited
- Spare On Crowley
- In Pointy Town
- Mr Key And Dr Fang
- Biblical Cormorants
- Seven Years Ago
- Dabbling In A Bran Tub
- Obsequies For Lars Talc, Struck By Lightning
- Yvonne The Cow
- Sepulchral Ever Burning Lamps
- The Fripps, Episode 94
- Neatly Disposed Alpacas
- R.I.P.
- Reading And Riots
- Signage
- Dream Tribunal
- Podmonkeys
- Ill-Spent Hours
- At The Corkcutters’
- Young Mr Key, Ensashed
- Topiary!
- Shipboard Nun Dabble
- Lydia Stephania, 1925-1994
- Grunty And Grundy
- Athlete Wrestling With A Python
- Swanky Motor
- Headpod News
- Sensible Fiction
- William Tell : Third Statement Of Particulars
- Stupid Ancient Greek Men
- The Care And Feeding Of Pigtapes
- The Little Stint
- Counterfeit Owls
- On This Day
- Marzipan Wolf
- Dick Van Dabbler
- Persiflage And Facecloth
- Urgh
- Alphapod Soup
- Find The Bailing Bucket
- Lapel Accoutrement Poll Update
- Spade
- Dobson And The Pit
- Porpoises Rescue Dick Van Dyke
- Lapel Accoutrement Luminary Poll
- Digby Thew
- Slap Bang Up To Date Dabbling
- Excess Gas
- Badges!
- Terrifying
- Gnomepod
- Rose Grainger
- R.I.P.
- Nature Notes
- Orwellian Dabbling
- Friday Quiz
- Unhinged By Cream Crackers
- What Was Cardew Thinking?
- Ghost Owl
- Fashion Sequence
- Scenes Of Domestic Bliss, No. 1
- Depressed Horse Never Knew Saucepans
- Groanworthy
- News Of The World
- Victorian Potato Fun
- The Dabbler (Actual Size)
- British Psychology
- Fatso Versus Camazotz
- History Lesson
- The Singing Ringing Pod
- Stubbings
- 10,000 Nails In The Coffin Of Imperialism
- “They will show you fear in a sponge from a drainer”
- Do The Dabble
- Lawn Pockets
- Tarleton
- Dorothy And Desideratum
- Cornelius Cardew’s Houseguests
- A Pod For All Seasons
- Hudson’s Head Revisited
- Hudson’s Head
- Gorey Ripper
- Variation On A Theme Of Gerard Manley Hopkins
- Satan In The Snow
- Spite For Dabblers
- Dobsonmore
- Liverworts And Mosses
- The Correct Way To Travel
- A Ticket
- Cupcake O’ The Future
- Weaselpod
- The Boot Is On The Other Foot
- Osbert Sitwell’s Nurse
- The Lobster’s Tune
- Proper Kings, Including Dagobert
- Eelworm In Phlox, Etc
- In My Dabblebag
- An Immense Mass Of Clotted Nonsense*
- Bird Binder
- Spookpod
- Skew, Whiff
- My Inner Glove Compartment
- Waugh In The Lion’s Den
- Am I So Poised?
- Glib Dabbler
- Mimmspod
- (Two Broken)
- I Lost My Rag
- Dabbler Ahoy!
- The King’s Peach
- The King’s Speech
- Badger Dentist
- The Forty Thieves
- P For Podcast
- Dabbling In Ducks’ Blood
- R.I.P.
- Those Reading Groups
- Hop With Tongs
- The Worm In The Bud : Notes For Your Reading Group
- Even More Airy Persiflage
- The Worm In The Bud
- H2O Pod
- Fee Fi Fo Saffron Walden
- Quiz Time At The Dabbler
- A Grand Plan
- The One True Pod
- Improve Your Danish Language Skills
- Oolississ
- Dabbling De Foe
- Matters Of A Poddy Nature
- Tiny Birds
- Homuncudabbling
- More From Cardew
- Job Application
- Cornelius Cardew On The Bus
- Git On A Bough
- Farmers In The Coalition
- Suburbia, USA, 1958
- The Magic Mountain
- Intelligent Aerial Pig
- Judgement Of Character
- The Regal Woading
- Dismantled Wooden Myrna Loy
- Thursday Morning Thriller
- La Maison De Térébenthine
- Pang Hill Plop Pit
- Your Guide To Vitamins, Part One
- An Easter Sunday Morning Moan
- Lars And Maud
- Hippies!
- Teetering On The Brink Of Idiocy
- Political Dabbling
- Your Capitalist Music Cuttings For Today
- Two Bodies Of Water
- Swamp Demons
- Mascot
- P.P.S.
- Speak Like Percy Grainger!
- The Land Of Cheese And Wine
- Dance Of Doom
- Hark! Hark!
- P.S.
- Mimms. Mimmses?
- Bashed On The Bonce With A Sap By A Copper
- Dabbling With The Law
- Anniversary
- Podpersons’ Delight
- Idea For A Ballet
- Quote Of The Decade
- Idea For An Opera
- Colossal Implications
- A Mere Idle Tale Of The Heathen People
- Sport Of Potentates
- Goatherd In Residence
- Distemper Has Struck
- Proverbial Dabbling
- Matters Poddy
- The Pillow Pamphlets
- Notes And Queries
- 94 Today!
- Sound And Vision
- Lars Tax, The Circus Strongman
- Aerated Celerywater
- Fee Fi Fo Fum
- Podpersons’ Surfeit
- Ornithological Dabbling
- For Podpersons
- When My Head Is Empty
- Cryptic
- Entity
- In Heaven
- About The Funnel
- The Funnel, Volume Two
- The Funnel, Volume One
- Extract From The Encyclopaedia Of Eggs
- Venns
- Unutterable Genius
- Dabbling With Tonybuzanities
- I Hiked With A Zombie
- Bang, Whimper, Tweet
- What’s In Your Ouanga Bag?
- Impaled By A Javelin
- That Swanlike Simulacre
- Tack And Paviour
- Ooh! – Ugo, His Blind Ma, And His Pal Ulf
- Mysteries Of The Dabblecast
- Emerald Isle
- Things Beginning With B
- Overseas Jesuit
- Aztec Fun For All The Family
- 94 Today!
- Ornithological Anniversary
- Invisible Beings
- Dabbling With Filberts
- Important Signage
- Mayonnaise And Bleach
- Bloaters And Mayonnaise
- Bemufflement Of Clangings
- A Dislike Of Inappropriate Buttons
- Victims Of Spontaneous Human Combustion In Nineteenth-Century Literature : A Complete List
- Adventures Of The Pointyhead Detectives
- One Fine Morning On Blister Lane
- Acknowledgements
- Glass Eye, Cardboard Crown
- The Most Fabulous Object In The World
- The Dabbler, Blodgett, And Beer
- Garage In Leeds
- Vacancy-Between-The-Ears
- The Osmonds In Winnipeg
- Bootless Hawk
- His Dabbling Absolutely Splits My Head
- Arschloch
- Hooke’s Flea
- The Old Rugged Cross
- The Tiny-Headed Boy
- Q & A : Lothar Preen
- That Bouffant! That Hauteur!
- Big Ears Addresses The Parley-In-Exile
- Grotesque Swimmer
- Breakfast Muffin Dabble
- Le Blog De Mon Frère
- Polish Logic 1920-1939
- Diverse And Vibrant
- Jamboree
- My Favourite Boats
- Antipode Of Pointy Town
- Deckhand With Mop
- Sui Generis
- Dabbling With Modernism (By The River Ouse)
- Minneapolis
- Pontiff!
- The Polyglots
- More Airy Persiflage
- Horn Of Plenty
- Observation Exercise, With Rabbit
- The Editor, His Neighbour, And The Neighbour’s Twins
- Fruiterer’s Gleam
- The Maintenance Of Reservoirs
- Hugo Channels Hugo
- Dabbling With Fire
- Inklings Of Nute
- Signs
- The Sumptuous Repast Of Benj. H. Nute & Co.
- Aesop’s Foibles
- Hair And Birds In New Orleans
- Problems With The Wiring
- Global Dominion (Continued)
- Gas
- New Readers Start Here
- Things To Do With Vipers
- Bombastus And The Mountebanks
- Jubilate Agno : The Outtake
- Galvanic Batteries, Heads Of Swans
- The Clue Is In The Dabbler
- Ingrate Ghoul, Scattered Sprig
- The Onward March Of Technology : Mike Hammer’s Answering Machine
- Advice On Grunting
- Tombstone Blues
- Rackstrow’s Chair Of Beatification
- Wisdom Of The Swiss Sage
- Hen Project
- Dabbling In Idolatry And Mud
- Git On Drayhorse
- Retired Blacksmiths!
- Goblin Colour Codes
- Ghosts
- Aguirre, The Wrath Of Candleford
- R.I.P.
- Otter Sanctuary Sandwich Paste
- Next, Stick The Scales Of A Seahorse To The Ceiling
- Airy Persiflage
- 128 Pamphlets (Out Of Print)
- Dabblehub
- Bewlay The Landgrave
- Epitaph For A Quack
- Little Dagobert
- Zydeco Ducks From Switzerland
- Gumshoe’s Mortar, Mobster’s Pestle
- A Week Late
- Art
- Inaccurate Almanacke
- Words Fail Me
- Tea
- God Save The Queen
- Monkey-Annoyance Expert
- Dogs & Frogs & Toad-Like Creatures
- Theatrical Triumph
- The Mysterious Crate
- Quote Of The Year
- Birds Of The Future
- Alabama Song
- The Duggleby Splash
- De Quincey’s Potato Anachronism
- Mr Key’s Contribution To The Dabbler Christmas Compendium
- Salutation
- Christmas Cupboard
- Tiny Enid & Her Cardboard Submarine
- Unemphatic Cove’s Vest
- Cavemen’s Chute-Pivots
- The Faery Year
- Evocative Chumps’ Nest
- Tentacles
- At The Seaside
- The Consumptives’ Cave
- R.I.P.
- Dabble, Drabble
- Talking Next To The Sea
- The Teenpersons’ Guide To Hooting Yard (Part Two)
- Frivolity
- The Teenpersons’ Guide To Hooting Yard (Part One)
- A Widower’s Diet
- Readers With The Dropsy Please Note
- Important Market Research
- Hooting Yard Christmas Gift Guide
- Sortes Sacrae
- Dabbling ‘Midst The Roses
- Have You Seen This Man?
- How To Excommunicate Vermin
- The Sausage In Western Art
- In A Bog With Baring-Gould
- The Ruffian Biffo, His Book
- A Remarkable Amount Of Mud
- Hat Advisor
- Radio Goat God
- Headline News
- O Baleful Pig
- Sir Larry & His Purple Prose
- Dabbling In Soup
- Slack-Jawed Dribbler
- Oi
- Rustic Radio
- A Note On Gnomes
- Global Dominion Continued
- Chrononhotondabblerus
- “Nothing Short Of Heroic”
- Moptop Of Gath
- Global Dominion
- Treats In Store
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- His Little Museum
- Dabbler Plaza
- O Say Can You See (Duet)
- O Say Can You See
- Haunted By Hopkins
- Dead Priest At Two O’ Clock
- The Spell Of Shiel
- With Lepke B. At The Jellyfish
- Dabbling With Liszt
- Friendly Sea Creatures
- Important Badger With No Head Update
- Self-Tidying Gulls
- Four Uncanny Tales
- A Badger, With No Head
- Apish Pranks In Weobley Parish
- Self-Tidying Swans
- Remember, Remember, Re Dabbler
- Marketing Ploy
- Words o’ Wisdom
- Wolfenbüttel Footnote
- The Monkey House Incident
- Christopher Smart Recipe Time
- Five Last Songs
- Book Reviews
- Flight Pattern
- Western Bosh
- How To Stun A Europeasant
- Alpine Zombie
- Tintin Weeps
- That Terrible Well
- Drenched Crows
- Thunderbolt!
- The Greatest Sentence Ever Written
- The Ant-Lion
- Dabbling With Terror
- Take One Weasel…
- Shoes Of Disillusionment
- Keeping Bees Informed
- The Crooner And His Widow
- The Despicable Noodles
- O Anglepoise Man!
- Archival Sludge
- The Defiant Ones
- ResoVision
- Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich & Wynken, Blynken & Nod
- Further Dabbling
- Maud Wasp And The Top Glintist
- Visual Splendour
- Istvan & Gilbert
- Where Is The Emperor?
- Débilité sociale
- Kew. Turge.
- Bedabblered!
- Further Spookiness At South Mimms
- Foul And Beastly Vice At South Mimms
- An Irish Writer Of Some Repute
- Z
- Y
- X
- W
- V
- U
- Dreadful
- Dabble ‘N’ Mash
- T
- S
- R
- Q
- P
- O
- N
- M
- L
- Abba Dabbler
- K
- J
- I
- H
- G
- F
- E
- D
- C
- B
- From B To Z
- A
- Insurance Company Men
- Tiny Enid’s Dream
- Pointy Town Drinking Dens
- Carry Me Down
- The Scratches Found On The Corpse
- Sword Of Wisdom
- Intrigue In The Void
- The Custard Sermon
- Dabbling With Little Ruskin
- Fingringhoe
- Fictitious Sports
- The Pestilent Fume
- Important Poultry Publication
- Trenchmore & The Cushion Dance
- Bishops And Dogs
- In My Cupboard
- Brain Of A Fruit Trencher
- 77 Words
- Attention To Detail
- Proofreadnig
- Nature Notes
- Vulgarly Pale Fog
- Jubilate Dabblo
- Graveyard Anecdote, With Nuns
- Comprehension Test
- Pious Purposes In The Islands
- The Hapless Bivalve!
- Remarks On A Lecture From Long Ago
- The Epic Of The Potato
- Lecture From Long Ago
- Urban House Numbers
- R.I.P.
- Toad Quiz
- Muddleheadedness
- The Reverend And The Dandy
- The Modern Pig Revisited
- Dabbling
- Piper
- Babinsky, Master Of Disguise
- Knob
- Your Ogsby Packaging
- An Immense Number Of Rabbits
- The Purple Nose
- Ted Volta
- With My Siphon And Funnel
- Gethsemane Picnic Time
- A Dozen Nuns
- Gritty Realism
- Emotional Frenzy & Regal Scorn
- The Sordid Roadsign
- Befuddled By Laundry
- The Cupboard Of Mr Key
- The Stuff Of Nightmares
- A Purblind Ultra-Crepidarian
- Dr Johnson, Duck Killer
- The Fatal Dowry
- Monkeys And Squirrels
- Jars And Moss
- Herodotus Storm Smog?
- Clergymen And Fruit
- The Lies Of Poets & The Tears Of Birds
- A Footnote
- Hot Air Balloon Imperilment
- In Key’s Cupboard
- Poisonous Men & Abominable Sprites
- Cornish Light
- Gack Versus Cashew
- Enlightenment Through Hedges
- Pliny’s Parrot
- On Sawdust Bridge, Harangued
- Reading And Listing (And Quiz Question)
- An Horrible Gnashing
- Tiny Enid’s Unhatched God Egg
- Curst To Starve In Frogland Fens
- Hay In Nosebags
- Robot Duck
- Anathema
- The Mystic Woohoohoodiwoo Experience
- Key’s Cupboard
- Lupins?
- Who Was Changed And Who Was Dead
- Ca Ne Plane Pas Pour Moi!
- Pippy Bag Project
- Neither Dobson Nor Blötzmann Nor Joost Van Dongelbraacke
- Summer o’ Cartographic Excitement
- The Hermit Of The Dingly Dell
- Monday Morning Rant
- Victorian Cut ‘n’ Glue
- Hamstrung, Pointy & Downcast
- Proper Mustard
- A Couple Of Germans
- A Cautionary Tale
- Books I Haven’t Read, No. 3
- Stranded Amid Flowers
- Sibthorp
- Animal Paisible Et Puissant
- Dobson’s Abortive Pliny
- The Soutane-Attired Nemesis Of Sea Monsters
- Dobson In Dreamland
- Swoons, Shudders, Convulsions & Dread
- A Snippet About Haddock & Cows
- Mephitic Odours & Perverted Telegraph Boys
- Time Capsule
- A Wilderness Of Rubbish
- The Eighth Dwarf
- Remembrance Of Things Past
- Concerning The Recent Excavations In The North Transept Of St Bibblybibdib’s Church
- The Great Exhibition
- For Want Of Fitting Audience
- Ambrose And Ploppo
- Breakfasts Of Kings
- Eggs, Stick
- Origins Of Innit
- Vapours And Slime
- Thieving Beerpint
- Glad Tidings From Pointy Town
- Idiots Of The Sea
- Deptford Squat Stir-Fry, Etc.
- Words And Meaning
- Idiots Of The Marshes
- Poetry Masterclass
- Poultry Yards Of The Grand Archdukes
- Ticking Off Hitchens
- Gruel!
- From Plovdiv
- Names On Maps
- Potato Soup Until Dusk
- Bird Masks Optional
- Bulwer-Lytton
- World Cup Fever, Again
- Summer Reading
- Bootless
- World Cup Fever
- Thimble Of Everything
- How Doctors Wrote
- Art
- Poultry Menace, Day One
- The Song Of The Borts Of Pray
- The Alignment Of Tree Clumps In The East Kent Area
- The Manufacture Of Tinplate
- The Alignment Of Tree Clumps In The West Kent Area
- The Flying Priest
- Kaká, Dunga
- When Mr Key Went Feral
- The Abominable Example Of Little Beggar Boys
- Fair Stood The Wind For Frank
- Wond’ring Aloud
- Brooke’s Gnat
- Vase As Hat
- Flight Patterns Of The Common Shrike
- Blodgett And His Inner Concrete Lining
- Teeth And Sparrows
- Poly-Olbion
- The Tragic Sense
- With The Mole I Creep Into The Earth
- What News Of Moptops?
- Tales From The Riverbank
- Monkey Divertisements
- Mr Key Goes Feral
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- Bungled Heists
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- Sunday Morning In England
- Lost Names
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- Along The Banks Of The Smem
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- Overheard
- Life Imitates Hooting Yard
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- The Pavilion Of Innocent Pastimes
- Timetable
- Easter Ovum
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- The Ship Of Fools
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- The Boring Dog
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- La Fotbol
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- The Provenance Of Ducks
- Bongos For Babinsky
- A Very Sensible Hobby
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- The Joke Pamphlet
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- Pact And Retort
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- O Where Are You Now, Gus Van Der Vim?
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- The Bell And The Toads, Etcetera
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- Holy Lives, Happy Deaths
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- The Glass Man
- My Country, ‘Tis Of Thee
- Modified From The Original
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- The Thumping Of Tubs
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- The Big Metal Fence
- Victorian Ditch Trauma
- Glubb Addendum
- Pointyhead Closure
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- Wailing, Gnashing, Rending, Etc
- Hooting Yard On Witter
- Magnet Boy! The Boy Magnet
- Etheric Portal
- A Cinema Goat
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- Upriver
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- I Swears By ‘Em, Guv
- Plutarch Versus Petrarch
- Bird Tools
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- Elks In Snow
- Planet Of The Cloth-Eared Bears
- Caucasian Lullaby
- Dark And Dim
- Snow
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- The Steinerian Gnome : An Introduction
- A Country Market
- Egg Of Power
- By Hot Air Balloon To Hoon
- Boiled Black Broth And Cornets
- Dmitri & Serge
- How To Be Modern
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- The Cruel Sea
- The Hooting Yard Encyclopaedia Of Birds
- An Old Folk Song Commemorating Victory In The War Against The Big Magnetic Robots
- Old Halob, Ant God
- The Cow & Pins Redux
- Potato Blot
- Birdwatch
- Chucking-Out Time At The Cow & Pins
- The Spirit World
- Mops Held High
- Bats And A Jesuit
- The Golden Age Of Noodling
- Scenes From The Past Lives Of Tiny Enid
- Puckington Postscript
- Mud Idol
- The Puckington Tunnels
- From The Original Flemish
- Lars Porsena Of Clusium
- A Subscription For Saint Mungo
- Hath Thee Seen This Woman?
- Gruel In Pewter
- My Pellets
- Feeding A Pigtape
- Oakley & Hackenschmitt
- Another Old Drawing
- Dr Lamp’s Atlas
- The Cosmological Blurtings
- Woolworth’s Is No More
- Two Jaunts With Uncle Lars
- Drool, Slobber, Woolf
- Cork Effigy
- On The Balcony
- Inky Puck Stampings
- A Note On The Animal Kingdom
- Euphemism News
- Pelican
- Squirrel Count
- Dot’s Ducks
- The Diligent Counting Of Squirrels
- Enthusiasms, Number Five
- Fuge
- Spillage On Cambric
- Old Farmer Frack’s Haircut
- Egg Update
- Tiny Enid And The Dustbin Of History
- Mugshot
- What Dobson Did On Boxing Day
- Truth And Error
- Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
- Hospital Barge
- Disaster In A Contemporary Brain
- Pebblehead’s Christmas Annual
- Siege Duck
- Meetings With Remarkable Owls
- Nomenclature
- Dribbling For Fun And Profit
- Ice : A Victorian Romance
- The Portrait Of A Tortoise
- Judith And Holofernes
- Birthday Bewolfenbuttlement
- Plums In The Puddle
- Woodcutter
- Tiny Enid
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- Non-Subliminal Advertising
- Beset By Hobgoblins
- Krampus
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- HQ
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- Cockles Warmed
- Lord, Love A Duck
- Belated Headline News
- Disarranged Cravat
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- Lugubrious Fool
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- Sandals Of Fire & Boiling Brains
- Mr Bewg’s Reference
- Vespertilio-Homo
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- Dinghy Maintenance
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- Informative Note
- Chauncey
- Milk
- A Footnote To Despair
- Despair
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- A Display Of Heroics
- Tint When Tiny
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- Temple Of The Spider God
- Book Reviews
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- Wolves And Fruit
- The Fainting Goat
- Enthusiasms, Number Four
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- Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags
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- From Ancient Peru
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- If Your Well Freezes Over
- Uptown Top Ranking
- About Those Pudding Fenders
- Paint Samples
- Pointing With Sticks
- Brand New Slops
- Pitfalls On The Path To Sainthood
- O Mighty Orb!
- Crude But Effective
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- A Rustic Lesson
- Fatal Flaw
- Ringer Sedgeweg, Again
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- Foff
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- Kitemark
- Babinsky
- Four Last Songs
- The Bleakest Link
- The Crunch Of Credit (Part 94)
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- Test Questions
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- A Celebration Of The Bufflehead In Prose And Song
- Could It Be… ?
- Potato Club
- Slow Botany
- Comments Policy
- How To De-fang Your Venomous Serpent
- Vargas
- Popular Scientific Recreations, Profusely Illustrated
- Duly Noted
- Unsung Victorian Genius
- Birthday Of Gouty Man Of Letters
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- Pastry-Related Theatre News
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- The Engine Of Capitalism
- Propulsion Tables
- Technomumble
- Bonfire
- Hoistings
- An Idle Thought
- Off The Air
- Diaries Of The Dead
- Jesuit Or Mountebank?
- Off At A Tangent
- Today’s Cautionary Note
- Correspondence Received
- Occasional Graveyards, Number One
- Food For Sport
- Paper Pianos, Blots, & Dead Physicians
- Crimestoppers
- To Knit Knots, Peradventure
- The Nightingale Board
- A Princely Breakfast
- The Temple Of Hoon Fat Gaar
- On The Behaviour Of Bees
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- Brains In Bags
- All Around My Hat
- Enthusiasms, Number Three
- Beppo’s Banishment
- Windowsill Bird
- Stormy Weather
- Janitor
- What News Of Geese?
- A Pious Infant
- Bees Attack Crows!
- Frabbo Bilks Beppo
- For Flute Accompaniment
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- A Digestive Biscuit
- Me And My Monkeys
- A Talk On Dobson
- Mr Key’s Postbag
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- The Ages Of Birds
- Slops TV Transcript
- Breakfast Etiquette
- A Man Of Parts
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- Wordle
- Enthusiasms, Number Two
- Twelve Million Bees
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- Widows And Their Rivets
- Cows In A Field
- Abominable, Sulphurous & Futile
- Hunched Among These Shimmerings…
- Fields
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- Malevolent Homunculus
- Who Is The Top Harrison?
- Corncrake Project
- Enthusiasms
- Basil And Guido’s Kropotkin Fanfaronade
- Donations
- Lost Pig
- Days O’ Bootpolish
- Pabstus Tack
- The Unspeakably Squalid Becrumplement Of Tadzio Gobbo
- And Just What Did You Expect To Find In The Aquarium?
- Sixty Unassailable Facts About Birds
- Unmixed Fiery Hair Like The Flower Of A Pomegranate
- Proper Tennis
- The Great Emblotchment
- Grizzled Old Fool At The Haberdashery
- Small Basket Problem
- Dirk Bogarde, With A Moustache, In A Vaporetto
- O’er The Hills And Far Away
- Letter Of Complaint
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- Grovel With Dampier : Update
- 215 Years Ago
- Grovel With Dampier
- The Legend Of The Golden Pig
- Snacking For Christ
- Indifferent Auks
- Crushed And Squashed
- R.I.P.
- Fritz : His Hinge And His Pips
- A Duck And A Bucket
- Thicket
- The Influence Of Ploppy Noises In The Works Of Pebblehead
- Disquieting Ploppy Noises From Behind The Panel
- Button, Tomato
- Second Letter From A Wooden Child
- Know Your Sheep
- Righteous, And Covered In Mud
- How To Cook A Cormorant
- Neglected Crunches
- Botany Lesson
- Buster And Radbod
- Legendary And Authentic
- Bring Forth, Devil, Your Elks
- A Cow To Cut Out And Keep
- Letter From A Wooden Child
- Wooden Child And Fiery Serpent And Trees
- A Cowboy Story
- Innards
- Robust And Transparent
- Beset By Twaddle
- Deluded Idiot
- Hopkins At Easter
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- Wulfram
- Trevor Howard
- From The Briny Deep
- Droitwich?
- Dobson After Death
- Three Years Ago
- Strangely Diverse Writings
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- Are You A Bird Or A Cow?
- Dismantled Metal Tapping Machine
- Year Of The Potato
- A Vast And Chilly Gasworks
- The Great Ecstasy Of Tiny Enid
- Currently Listening To…
- Sanctity
- Hectic Clanging
- The Glory Of Ancient Rome
- Mrs Snooke’s Tortoise
- Absence Of Swans
- The Sea And Crime
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- Three Dobson Pamphlets
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- The Whole World
- It Has Been An Episode
- A New Com
- Three Birds And Their Diets
- Blodgett’s Schloss
- Derailed By Bees
- Bees!
- Jug o’ Paraffin
- A New Year Tanager
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- Onwards And Upwards!
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- Stupidity : Recommended Reading
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- Very Brief Hiatus
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- Actual Size
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- Cuxhaven
- Vagrant Goat God
- Hunched & Rickety
- Emboldened, In Gumboots
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- Six Lectures On Fruit
- True Adventures Of The Child Of Gumption
- At Long Last, An Answer To The Blodgett Duffel Bag Query
- Where Eagles Dare
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"JARMUTH "height. (1.) A town in the plain of Judah (Joshua 15:35), originally the residence of one of the Canaanitish kings (10:3, 5, 23). It has been identified with the modern Yarmuk, a village about 7 miles north-east of Beit-Jibrin. (2.) A Levitical city of the tribe of Issachar (Joshua 21:29), supposed by some to be the Ramah of Samuel (1 Samuel 19:22).
"JARMUTH "height. (1.) A town in the plain of Judah (Joshua 15:35), originally the residence of one of the Canaanitish kings (10:3, 5, 23). It has been identified with the modern Yarmuk, a village about 7 miles north-east of Beit-Jibrin.
(2.) A Levitical city of the tribe of Issachar (Joshua 21:29), supposed by some to be the Ramah of Samuel (1 Samuel 19:22).


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Well, good question.  Enumeral provides methods for collections of items (think arrays, hashes, and the like) so you can iterate through them.
This module contains many useful methods like #map
, #group_by
, #select
, and #cycle
. I suggest checking out the Ruby Docs for a full list. In this post we are going to talk about the map method.
Say you want to keep all the items in your object and modify them somehow? #map
will run your code block and give you an object filled with whatever your block returned. This method is also referred to by#collect
. Map is useful when you want to change every value in an enumerable.
multiply = []
[2,4,6,8].each do |n|
multiply << n * 5
end
[2,4,6,8].map do |n|
n*5
end
Map returns a new array with the results of the code block, so it's not neccesary to shovel into a new array like you do with #each
. If you would rather alter the original array, you can turn #map
into a destructive method by adding a bang operator (!) like so map!
.


# My Reflections - Sprint Three
# Mindfulness
### Do you have any biases for or against mindfulness? If so, can you describe them?
No, not at all. I find great value in it. I have been hoping to learn more about it and Dev Academy's presenting the perfect opportunity to do so.
### How did you find the overall experience?
The overall experience has been interesting. I like building habbits and I like that aspect, and I am curious to see the long term benefits throughout the course and after.
### What's your daily habit commitment?
My Daily habbit commitment is waking up early and saying positive affirmations to myself to feel happier each day.
# Listening and Looping
### What was it like to be fully listened to?
It was really calming knowing someone is just listening, fully, and I felt zero judgement which was awesome!
### What was it like to fully listen?
I felt like I really understood what they were saying and I definetly enjoyed the conversation more while fully listening. I definetly plan to impliment it in my daily life.
# Learning JavaScript
### What did you notice about your learning style? What resources worked for you and why?
The freecodecamp has been really helpful.
### Did you keep within the timebox suggestions? If not, was it due to difficulty understanding the basics, or a feeling like you had to _master_ the basics?
When I took hints in the freecodecamp, I got worked up about it and wondered if I wasn't getting it which is why I needed the hints. That messed up my self esteem a little, cause in html and css I barely saw the hints. So, yea I definetly felt like I had to master the basics.
# DevTools Tutorial
### What did you notice about your learning style, strengths, and limitations when doing this crash course?
I enjoy ticking off a checklist, so I did that with freecodecamp. When the timebox is very long, I delay even starting it, which I am trying to change. Shorter prompts, even if there are many seem so easy to complete, even if they are a difficult concept.
### Did any blocks come up for you? How did you overcome them?
I googled it and took the hints and solutions online. I also took multiple breaks when I realised I am not grasping a topic and went easy on myself.
### How many tabs do you have open in your web browser right now? What is the ratio of study related tabs to distraction related tabs?
I have one of 2 non-study related tabs open right now. The ratio is 2:6.
 If not, do so now. It's hilarious and a great way to amuse your non-technical friends.
Oh I haven't done that, but it sounds like fun and I am going to do it right now!


A modified Kruskal's algorithm for finding clusters or forest of trees from graph with potential limitations on total tree arc weight and total node weights in clusters.
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