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ALT Tags versus Titles
Untitled Image From The Library of Congress Digital Archive Collection. The Library of Congress tries to give it unique, identifying attri utes, i.e. [Untitled photo, possibly related to: Sharecropper's children]. An alt tag would describe the scene of boys, whereas, the title is... untitled.
Though we all want to provide great descriptions to enable a blind person to get a sense of what we are seeing, it is also true that some descriptions are too long. "Too long" means too long and therefore too much content for the machines that must read it, and too long for the users to get through it. It's exhausting to listen to long descriptions for every image.

A good mindset to take is to think in terms of keywords when you write the descriptions. First, thinking in terms of keywords helps boil down the verbage to only the most essential components of an image, and second, it helps search engines index the image. This is an example of an alt text for the photo above. "Three sharecropper children sitting on a porch, one playing the harmonica."
It's important to note that title is not a substitute for an alt tag. If you are using an image as an input, for example, you can only help screen readers understand it if you use an alt tag, not a title. You can find out more vy visiting MDN's develolper page for input elements.
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This example uses Microsoft Outlook. As of February 2019, there is no easy way to add alt tags to images uploaded to Google Gmail.
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Note that PowerPoint has a special slide just for inserting images, and that by inserting these images in the proper slide, a proper use of alt tags and image titles is introduced to the slide, and to the image.
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Alternative Text
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Alternative text can be presented in two ways:- Within the alt attribute of the img element.
- Within the context or surroundings of the image itself.
This means that the alt attribute (sometimes called the alt tag, though technically this is incorrect) is not the only mechanism for providing the content and function of the image. This information can also be provided in text adjacent to the image or within the page containing the image. In some cases where the equivalent cannot be presented succinctly, a link and/or longdesc attribute that references a separate page that contains the longer description can be provided.


The NYC Search, Discovery & Analytics Meetup Comes to Gilt (Updated With Video)
Last night Gilt had the privilege of hosting the NYC Search, Discovery & Analytics meetup group at our Park Avenue office. As an eCommerce company that offers our members thousands of products to choose from every day, search is very important to us; after all, we want to make sure that our members find what they’re looking for, and quickly. We were excited to share our enthusiasm for search with the many meetup members in attendance, and now we’re excited to share some photos of the event with you!
A small line forms at the sign-in desk.
These pizzas were all gone by the end of the evening …
Guests mix and mingle before the presentations begin.
Gilt City engineer Michael Reed chats with guest Uzodimma Chiapa…
… while Gilt co-founder and CTO Michael Bryzek chats with Gilt City engineer Artie Motamed, Gilt/University of Waterloo co-op intern Michael Vecchio, and guest Jonathan Potter.
Michael Bryzek kicks off the presentations with a brief talk about search at Gilt.
Meetup organizer Otis Gospodnetić introduces the night’s featured speaker: Sematext Software Engineer Radu Gheorghe, who told us all about Elasticsearch and even gave a demo!
Radu at the podium.
We closed the evening with a brief Q&A session.
Thanks to Otis, Radu, and everyone else who attended the meetup! We look forward to seeing everyone again at 2 Park.
Update: Here’s video from G33ktalk featuring Radu’s presentation:


THE DOORS A film review by Roger Snappy Rubio Copyright 1991 Roger Snappy Rubio
REVIEW: THE DOORS Starring: Val Kilmer, Meg Ryan, Kyle McLachlan, Kevin Dillon, Crispin Glover
Oliver Stone's THE DOORS is the story of Jim Morrison: his rise to stardom, his turbulent life, and the man behind the music. It is also the story of the turbulent 60s, and the large role it played in Morrison's life. Oddly enough, it is not about the group The Doors; if it were, it would have spent more time describing the lives of the other group members, and not just Jim Morrison. Nevertheless, it is an interesting movie, and one worth checking out. Compliments to Kilmer: I think he "became" Morrison!
Stone paints a surrealistic portrait of a man haunted by ghosts from his past; a past of which the film tells little about, as much of this film does with everything. It is known that Morrison's family did not cooperate with the makers of this film, so Stone and company are only left to speculate about his childhood and adolescence. So, to make up for this lack of knowledge, the film focuses on his drug-taking and alcoholic way of life and his overpowering obsession with death. Oliver Stone supplements his telling of Morrison's story with the equally surrealistic poetry Morrison wrote while he was still alive.
This film could be seen as a two-hour-and-twenty-minute music video with nothing to offer as far as a plot, except how Jim Morrison lived behind the scenes. On the other hand, this film could be viewed as, what I like to call, the 60s in a Valium capsule: take one dose and you know everything there is to know about the 60s. Something like a decade immortalized in celluloid.
Oliver Stone is known to make movies about things that affect him personally. He made PLATOON, which was based on his experiences in Vietnam, and BORN ON THE FOURTH OF JULY, which was the story of Vietnam Vet Ron Kovic. The 60s must have affected him as equally as the Vietnam War did. This film makes you feel as though you are looking through the mind of Jim Morrison, but you also feel as though Oliver Stone is deliberately trying to put you there. All the time-lapse photography, frame superimposing, varying camera angles, and fades to white, along with the subconscious sounds of The Doors make you make you feel as if this is one big acid trip. On the other hand, it makes you feel as if you are having a vision of life in several radically different perspectives. This kind of filmmaking is always subject to the personal tastes of the individual; some may find it engrossing and innovative, and some may just wind up with a migraine headache by the end of the movie.
Perhaps a better title for this film would have been one from one of the books about Jim Morrison, NO ONE GETS OUT OF HERE ALIVE. Another might have been THE MORRISON STORY, because this film is not really about The Doors as much about Morrison himself. Although Morrison is the center of this story, Oliver Stone presents the setting of the 60s to be a potent competitor for the title role. Was he making a movie about Jim Morrison, The Doors, or the 60s? That's a question you will have to figure out for yourself.
I personally found THE DOORS to be somewhat entertaining. It provides some insight into why Jim Morrison was the way he was, and how the turbulent 60s played a deciding role in his life. It's not so much the story that people may disagree over (after all, there's not that much story *to* disagree about), but the way it is told. This film is what I consider to be true escapist entertainment. It places you in a different setting, a different place, and a different time. If that's what you crave in movie, THE DOORS is a good vehicle for consideration. Go see it; it's worth at least a matinee.
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Christmas Open House includes live reindeer
by Romelo StylesOTTUMWA, Iowa — An unusual sight had shoppers in Ottumwa doing a double take this weekend.
Santa was nowhere to be found, but live reindeer were on hand for O'hara Hardware's annual Christmas Open House on Saturday.
Familes came to check out the reindeer, enjoy the wonderful decorations and look for Christmas-related bargains.
The animals are always a hit with the kids, and the adults get quite a kick out of them as well.


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I live in a days but got for Monday.
Most wonderful show is keeping up with the Jones is welcome to episode one ninety three of keeping up with the Jones is where this week we are talking about parenting.
We actually record this on Mother's Day which is perfect timing it is perfect yet we had a good Mother's Day.
Well, I don't know about good. I went to church with you and then promptly left church because as listeners can probably tell,
I don't sound ideal. I sound even worse this morning. Jeff sent you home. He did.
After watching you sweat in his office for like five minutes, he's like, hmm, maybe you should leave.
Please leave. I've been six since Wednesday. Yes.
And I swear this morning I felt well enough to come in. I am not one of those people that pushes through.
I'm one of those people that hates when my colleagues come to work sick.

I don't do that.
So this morning when I woke up, I don't know whether I was just on autopilot,
but I got up, I had a shower, a shave, I was ready for the day and felt fine until I go in
and you two looked at me.
You and Jeff were like, "Uh, should you be here?"
And then I was like, "I couldn't think of it.
I still don't feel good."
And then i'm watching you start sweating i was like yeah you probably need to go home you've spent all your energy for the day in the first half an hour.

I mean i want to throw but very sore yeah i went to the doctor and they swapped me and they said it's negative strap and then they send away for you know to a lab to do.
bacterial,
stuff cultures.
Yeah.
That all came back negative.
So the dog just said you probably just have a fire.
So take five to seven days to clear up, which is why I'm sleeping in the guest room,
which is why you're sleeping in the guest room.
But I sleep really well up there.
I have to say it's nice and dark.
It's the darkest room in the house.
It is, but it's also isn't quite noisy.
It is because the air conditioning is noisy, but it's no, it's definitely not as noisy as other
noises that occur in our bedroom.
Easy.
Anyway, so yeah.
Well, so I'm sorry because you were supposed to have a nice Mother's Day, but you ended
up having to look after the kids making lunch.
I'm looking after the kids.
But I took you out tonight and we bought you.
What do we buy you?
Chocos.
Now, I don't want to offend because lots of my friends wear these things, but they all
look ridiculous.
They do.
But here's the thing.
I love doing things like canoeing every time we go canoeing, which is only like once
or twice every summer, granted, because of alumni trips and such.
Yeah.
I put on these $5 shoes from Walmart and they feel horrible and my feet get waterlogged the
whole trip.
And the whole time I'm thinking, "Why haven't I gotten better shoes when I do this?"

So I thought, "Actually, these are probably going to work pretty well for camping, for
gardening."
Yeah, for doing I'm not going to walk you because in the year maybe I have a pair of that's
what I was thinking you never used to like camping and now camping expert.
I wouldn't put it that far.
Well camping enthusiast.
Yeah, it's just the chockos the one that looks like you are keeping your big toe hostage.
I just don't know how they're comfortable.
Well, I don't I don't mind that, but they don't all have that.
There's a lot of a lot of the guys ones don't have the hostage big toe.
I just don't get it.
You obviously haven't tried them on because I have to say having tried a pair on today
for the first time ever, they fit your feet perfectly.
It's like a glove.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm excited.
I got really bright obnoxious colored ones too.
You did.
I tried to dissuade you.
I was like, babe, what are you, what are you doing?
Are you testing the limits of my love because it's Mother's Day?
You actually said you were going to leave me when I was ordering them.
That's it.
I said, that's not funny.
It's Mother's Day, so you took it back.
(laughing)
Oh dear.
- I know.
It's funny that we're talking on Berending.
(laughing)
- Maybe we should be talking on marriage.
Maybe we should be getting counseling or something.
Oh, but on the topic of parenting,
guess what's coming up?
The Grace Center Daddy Child Camping Trip.
Oh yeah!
- Did see that.
- And I thought this is probably the first year
where you'd be like, yeah, I'll go for that.
I know how to do it.
I think it's less about like when I go camping, it's on my terms in the middle of nowhere
with generally speaking, nobody I know.
Right.
And the beauty of it is it's a completely introverted experience.
Well, sort of with three children.
Yeah, I know, but they're my three children.
Right.
Yeah.
I know they come there.
Yeah.
Well, here's the thought though.
Our massive tent, which is basically like our own mini hotel.
Yeah.
didn't have that when you went the last time you were trying to fit three of you in my two men.
And it was a bit of a disaster. So actually you have the perfect setup to take all three
children away camping so that I can have space to myself.
Let me talk about it when I'm not running out of energy.
Okay. Well, podcast listeners, pray. Okay. Yeah. Go ahead.
Let's do our weekly catch up. Okay. Monday seems like a long, long time ago.
It really does.
But I spoke at Ammonet on the book of James.
You did.
It was great.
Yeah, the book of James is amazing.
It is.

So that's what I did.
I'll put a link in the show notes if you're interested.
And then generally speaking, the rest of the week was just prep
for the source conference and our normal meetings.
Yeah, normal meetings.
I'd probably add into that the building project.
Yeah, tell us about the building project.
So we're building a new Children's Ministry wing at Gray Center, which is super exciting.
And so we're sort of putting our money where our mouth is and making an amazing space for kids.
So I'm really excited about it.
But the first thing that happens is the adults get new bathrooms so that we can
demo the old bathrooms to be part of the Children's Ministry wing.
Right.
So they are almost complete and.
It's been a labor of love for you, hasn't it?
I love it.
I love it.
You're our staff liaison to the building committee.
Yeah.
So I'm not really doing much.
I mean, I get to pick colors and stuff like that.
But Dennis and Maury are killing it so good.
But it's just really fun.
It's like, I feel like every day I go in and it's like Christmas.
I get to see what the new thing is that's done.
So I know I'm getting a few Christmas here.
Some industrial bathrooms.
Just get me a table saw.
OK.
Mommy wants a table saw and some lumber.
What is one of the chances that the bathrooms are going to be ready for the source conference?
They're supposed to be ready for the source conference.
Are we putting money on that? Like is there a wager?
Well, I don't suppose so because that would be not a good thing to do. But it's looking good.
The book of Robert says the law is cast into the law, but the decision belongs to the Lord.
That was my justification for gambling or on that, by the way.
You can use any scripture to nearly justify any behavior.
Good heavens.
Okay. Yeah, I don't know, but hopefully yes.
Right. Good.
Okay.
I say that the rest of the week was spent prepping for source comforts.
I got Monday, Tuesday and half of Wednesday down and then I was just sick for the rest of the week in bed.
Yeah, you were pretty much useless.
And then that brings us to Sunday, Mother's Day, which we've covered.
And then you spoke at church on our core values.
I did, which was super fun.
So we've been downloading as it were or sharing a church what the Lord gave us in January as a team.
And so we've been expounding on the mission and the vision statement and the core values.
And it was super fun to teach on. There's a lot of life in the room.
Yeah, you looked really pretty. I just watched you from home, of course.
Yes. Well, thank you for watching. I think you should really study those core values.
We've had lots of people ask us about the keto diet that we're on.
Did we explain it last week? Or did we just assume every new one was?
Do you know what? I don't know.
So the keto diet, as I understand, and I guarantee this far more knowledgeable listeners about this
than the Nino, but my basic understanding of it is normally our energy source as humans is carbohydrates,
sugars, and that's what you burn, and that's where you get energy. When you do the ketogenic diet,
you basically substitute carbids as a fuel for your body, and you get your fuel from fats or
ketones. Yes.  Right. So under 20%.
Well, I'm doing like 5%. I'm sorry. I didn't mean percent under 20 carbs a day.
Okay. Yeah. 20 total carbs. So, yeah, 5 to 10% at the max of carbs is your diet.
Right. So what that means on any given day is, well, the way we do is we wake up and for breakfast,
we have this, well you have coffee, I have hot cocoa,
'cause I don't like coffee.
- It's bulletproof coffee, it's growing on me,
I don't love it still, but it's okay.
- But the idea is you have your coffee, for example,
or my hot chocolate, and to your coffee,
you add no sugar, but you add two tablespoons
of grass-fed organic butter, which sounds gross.
- It does, it's unsalted.
- Yes, unsalted, and some--
- MCT oil.
medium chain triglyceride oil.
Yeah.
And the idea is you're just loading your body up on fat.
Yeah.
And you drink that.
And then you don't eat anything until one o'clock,
which sounds torturous.
But believe it or not, you are not hungry all morning.
No, I mean, I preached twice this morning.
Didn't think about food.
Didn't feel hungry.
It felt great.
And then around one o'clock, you eat a meal that's
mostly fat, some protein.
And then you can have a snack any afternoon.
Yep.

Yeah, I know what you're thinking.
This does not sound like a diet.
It doesn't.
I know.
And then for dinner, you eat something the same.
And then we stop eating at 6 p.m. and don't eat anything again until to 1 p.m. the following
day.
Yeah.
So there's intermittent fasting, there's very little carbs, there's lots of fat.
That's my summary of it.
But it's healthy fats.
It's like grass fed butter and avocados.
Avocados, fatty, meat, coconut oil, that kind of stuff.
Yeah, and your grass fed and organic.
So tell me about, are we being on it for a week and a half maybe?
Yes.
How have you felt?
I feel amazing.
Define amazing.
I feel I have lots of energy.
I feel really clear headed.
I feel less grumpy.
My stomach's not bugging me anymore.
So yeah.
I feel really good.
- Are we allowed to ask you how much weight you've lost?
- I've lost 10 pounds.
- In a week and a bit.
- Yeah, week and a bit.
- Yeah.
And I've lost what, 12 and a bit pounds.
And for my experience, I've done many diets over the years.
And ironically, it can be quite disciplined
in short periods of time.
- Yes.
- You know what I mean?
Like for the way I normally live,
which is, you know, I'm on the seafood diet
where I see food and I eat it.
This thing is amazing in that it doesn't feel like hard work.
It doesn't feel like you're dieting.
You get to eat, or at least for me,
the problem with paleo is none of the food I wanna eat,
I can eat on paleo.
Whereas pretty much all of the food I want to eat,
I can eat on keto.
And actually the food that I'm not allowed to eat,
I don't have any cravings for.
So the big thing for me is the sugar rollercoaster,
the hive eating sugar and then the grumpy crash from not eating sugar and then the hunger
pain where you want more sugar. That's vanished. And I just feel full all day. I have to remind
myself to eat because I am full. And even when I feel hungry, it's a different kind
of hunger than I was feeling before.
But I don't really feel hungry. After we have dinner, even though we stay up until 10
or 11 o'clock at night.
I don't feel hungry.
I don't need any food.
So so I know we're only a week and a half in, but it is the easiest diet I have ever done.
I agree.
And I, I to feel sharper.
I'll let you wouldn't think about the way I slow down trying to spill words.
It else doesn't help.
It also doesn't help diving sick, which could be the keto flu.
Yes.
- I explain keto flu.
- That's a real thing.
I don't really know if I can explain keto flu.
It's just something that your body does in response
to making such a big change.
I think some of it is detox.
- Undoubtedly.
- And then some of it is your body learning
to switch over to using ketones.
So typically it's flu-like symptoms.
- What about sleep?
Aren't you sleeping amazing?
- I am sleeping amazing.
- My only problem is I've had two nights
where I have been mentally wide awake and alert.
which is not the norm.
Thank you.
But that could be because I've been sleeping all day because I've been sick
and maybe I've just messed up my circadian rhythms and sleep.
But anyway, love it so far.
I give it two thumbs up.
I mean, I'm enthusiastic about it.
And if you like guacamole, this is the diet for you.
No joke.
That's all I'm eating in the moment.
Yeah.
So there we go.
Hey, also, I met some podcast listeners today as I was coming out of REI.
I love when that happens.
- Yeah, it was really fun.
They were lovely.
They go to Lindo Cooley's church.
- Good.
- Yeah, really cool.
- Perfect.
- All right, our main topic for this week is parenting.
- It is, it's true.
- Now if you've joined us this week,
or if you're new to keeping up with the Joneses,
there's a danger that we can just assume
that you know what our kids are like.
But for reference, we have three children,
two girls and a boy.
We have, how old are they now?
11, nearly nine in a couple of weeks and then a five-year-old.
Okay.
So our knowledge of parenting caps out 11 years old.
We haven't done puberty.
We haven't done teenage years.
We haven't done adult children.
So we know nothing about that.
Yes.
The, and we're not experts.
The only thing we are experts on is raising our three kids.
Right.
The way we raised our kids.
Yeah.
And I just thought it would be fun while we were talking earlier.
I just thought, what do you want to talk about in the podcast?
and we're like, let's talk about parenting,
because we've all been parented.

So it's kind of like a parenting vibe.
Yes.
One of the things that, again, this is my preamble
and kind of disclaimers is, I don't think,
I mean, maybe we're the worst judge of this,
I don't think that we've been cavalier
in our approach to having kids.
And what I mean by that is,
Sometimes I meet people who don't yet have kids and they just I roll.
You know, when we're talking about, oh, or they find out they're pregnant,
they just I roll when people try and talk to them about parenting and they're
thinking, oh, this is going to be great.
And then they have a baby.
They're like, Oh, good God.
I'm not prepared for this, right?
By the way, nobody is.
Right.
But I don't think we were ever cavalier like, oh, this should be easy.
No, but at the same time, we didn't go to the other extreme of this is going to
be a dreadfully hard and whatnot.
Because for whatever reason, people want to curse you.
So you're not right, forget parenting.
Remember when you get married, everyone's like,
oh, the first year marriage is the hardest.
Like how about that as a curse for going in a marriage?
- You may take your monkey back.
Thank you so much.
- The same parenting.

And this would be the last lie in you'll ever have.
Or I hope you said lots of money
'cause they cost a fortune.
And I don't know whether people are trying to be kind,
But we didn't be, I don't think we were careful here, like, oh, that won't happen to us.
And neither did we absorb everybody's curses.
We just had confidence in God writing a story for us that it would be a good story.
Cause it's a good storyteller.
Right.
It's a great way of putting it.
I think that.
And then also lots of our friends have just had kids.
So we're loving watching them step into being parents and loving watching what happens to, you know, our friends
as they move from husband and wife to mom and a dad.
And just, you know, all the changes that it brings.
I think it's beautiful.
So.
- It is really fun to see people's hearts expand like that.
'Cause I think it's true to say you never realized
you could love something so much
until you have that little baby and you're like, wow.
You know, and then it just,
it works like that for everyone that comes after it.
- Yeah.
- It's amazing.
- Well, that's right, 'cause you think,
I've got this one baby, if I have another,
how will I have any more love for it?
- Right.
- I can't imagine loving anything as much as I love this one.
- Right, and it's not like you have one love tank
that you split in half, now that you have two kids.
It doesn't work like that.
God just gives you more love.
- All right, well, my first question to you,
H. Jones, is when you were growing up,
were you one of those girls that always wanted to be a mom?
- I think yes, but I didn't dream about it.
Like I didn't, I was gonna say I didn't pick up baby names
and all that kind of stuff.
I had one name, but I felt that that was from the Lord
other than that.
- No, I'm talking about when you were a kid.
- Yeah, when I was a kid, no, not really.
- Right, 'cause you grew up in a fairly intense environment.
- Yes.
- An abusive household.
- Yes.
- So you probably weren't thinking, man,
I can't wait till I have kids.
- Nope.

- Yes.
- Then you began to think about it.
- Yeah, that was much later in life.
- Yeah, I never thought about having kids,
but then I never thought about anything I'm doing.
Yeah.
Nothing in your current life actually is what you thought you would be doing.
Well, what I mean by that is before I owned a house, I never went to Home Depot or Lowe's
or B&Q or whatever your big home renovation store is never ever.
Right.
So it's not that I didn't care about.
I just didn't think about it.
I just wasn't on my landscape.
Right.
And the same when before we ever had our first child, I never went to Toys R Us or I never
went to a baby shop or I had never, it just that whole world of strollers and, and
cots and cribs and cart. It just, you know, it just wasn't there. Yeah. It's a bit like
camping. I didn't know that REI existed until we went camping. I was like, gosh, look at
all these, you know, things. And so I never thought about, I remember when we got married
and how long were we married before we had our first child? Oh, well, let me think about
two years. All right. So I remember you coming to me and saying, I think maybe it's time for us
to try having a child. Yeah. Which I heard was, let's have more sex. And I was like, that sounds
great. But no, I do. I remember you asking, what do you think? And I remember just kind of
shrug on my shoulders like, yeah, I mean, I mean, I guess like I had no strong feelings either way.
I was just like, I'm sure this will all work out. Yeah. Well, I was like, Hey, I'm 35.
If we want to have more than one kid we probably need to start doing this thing.
There's your little planner.
I remember when we found out you were pregnant though.
I remember then it got real in my head.
I remember actually asking the Lord, I said, "Lord, if you do me a favor,
it's not that I don't want a boy. I'm just scared to have a boy. I can do girls."
That's interesting. Why is that?
I think for a couple of reasons. One, I grew up with three sisters.
So I was always comfortable with girls and also my youngest sister.
Um, Claire, she was born when I was 10 years old.
So I remember her and I remember looking after her and I remember baby,
sing her and I remember changing her and, you know, I remember, and that,
that seemed easy, but also I, I still didn't have a grid on what it meant to be a man.
question mark, like a whole lot of stuff about the masculine role and fathering seemed scary
when it was a boy, but seemed easy when it was a girl.
That's really cool.
And that's, and that's what I remember just saying, kind of freaking out a little bit,
like Lord, I'd really love a girl just to practice on.
Yeah.
I think I have a head start with a girl.
Yeah.
And then can I have a boy later?
It's kind of funny.
We both came into marriage with two names that we wanted to have, didn't we?
And I don't think we talked about it beforehand.
No, we didn't talk about it until we were trying to get pregnant.
I wanted a son called Micah.
Yeah, so did I.
And I wanted the daughter called Abigail.
As did I.
So it's really funny because we were like, OK, I guess.
If we have a daughter, she'll be named Abigail.
And if we have a son, he'll be called Micah.
So Tia was a wild card name.
Woo.
Yeah, why did we end up calling her Tia?
We couldn't decide on a name for Tia.
We were just praying and, you know, with Abigail's name,
even with her middle name and everything,
I'd had that dream.
And so we knew what to call her.
And we knew we wanted to call her something
Carol after Carol, or not.
But we just didn't know what was gonna go with Carol.
And I remember us talking and saying,
well, we tried a whole bunch of different names.
And one day I said something about,
Well, what about Mia?
And we were like, no, that's not it.
- Right, I quite like Mia.
And I remember I did some research
at the University of Copenhagen.
And the research assistant that I worked with,
actually she wasn't my research assistant,
she was a colleague of mine on the project we're working on.
Her name was Pia, she was Danish.
And I always thought that was a really pretty name, Pia and Mia.
And then did you suggest Tia?
- No, you did.
I read we had talked about Mia and we were like, well, you know, Mia Carroll, like at least that's
sort of kind of goes together, but I don't think that's it. And then you called me. I was at work
and you were home with the kids. You were home with Abby and you said, what about Tia? And literally,
it was like something just dropped. I went, that's it.
We have an amazing memory. I have no recall of that. I just remember being in my office.
That's why I remember. I'll take credit for the great Tia Carroll. So what was going into
to parenting like for you then.
- I think it was super exciting.
I think, you know, thankfully I'd gone through
an enormous amount of inner healing
because I think I was afraid for a long season
before I wanted to have kids.
But when I would contemplate kids,
I would think, man, like,
I don't wanna put any kids through what I went through.
So I don't think I should have them.
and you were just worried that you would be that?
- I don't know.
I was worried that out of nowhere,
all of a sudden I'd become angry or impatient
or I don't know.
I just thought I didn't really see a lot of things done great
and so I just wasn't sure I'd be able to do it.
I look at moms who's,
they're just emulating what their moms did.
They have these amazing moms
and they're just being amazing moms themselves.
And I had to almost research people.
Like, you know, I remember when Abby was, you know,
maybe a year, year and a half old,
and I would watch other moms
and how they would interact with their kids.
And I would try and do that.
- Oh.
- Because I was like, I don't know how to do this
and I don't know how to play with stuff on the floor.
And I don't know.
- Right.
- So I would look for any healthy mom I could see around me.

And I'd watch what they did with your kids and then I would try and do that.
I love that.
Yeah.
I think one of the, the sweetest things I've ever learned from the inner healing
move, John and Paul, Sanford, who are now both with the Lord, they, they were
real pioneers in inner healing.

As in, when you get married, God will use your spouse
to refine the weaknesses in you.
You'll use the weaknesses in them
to refine the weaknesses in you.
And so marriage really is a process of death.
The sooner you understand that, the easier life will get for you.
But kids, having kids is the opposite.
Kids are designed to bring restoration
and healing to your soul.
And I saw that in you.
Like when you had Abigail,
like before you had Abigail,
I'm not saying you weren't feminine.
Of course you were feminine, but you weren't girly.
No.
I mean, I, I were only pretty much primary colors.
You were a business professional feminine.
Yes, black, gray, red.
And once you had Abigail, that whole side just opened up to you.
Yeah.
Of nurture and of play and of creativity.
Yeah.
And of just this beautiful feminine side to you.
Like I remember you one day you had your hair.
The first time I ever saw you with a clasp in your hair, and one of our friends,
Stuart and Anli, who were good friends of ours in Toronto, they just said,
"What's AJ doing with her hair?"
And I'm like, "I don't know what you're talking about."

I love this."
Yeah, and it was funny because it felt literally like it was something that's
happening from the inside out.
So it felt foreign, but it felt okay.
Does it make sense?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love that whole process.
God's a genius with that.
Yes.
Just thinking back about noticing the changes that happened to you becoming a parent.
Did you notice any changes in me as I became a parent?
Yeah, I think you've gotten softer.
Like you've always been physical touch and pretty cuddly and stuff like that.
But I think because all three of our kids are like super cuddlers, you know,
they just want to lie on top of you.
They want to cuddle you.
I think that side of you, I've seen come out a lot more where you're just really super cuddly.
Do you ever do the thing where you remember what you most loved about being parented and then you do it to your kids?
I don't really remember much of my childhood, so no.
But you do.
That's why I study other people. I'm still doing it. I'm just studying people with older kids now to try and get tips for going forward.
But I mean a lot of your Christmas desires, the things you make me do at Christmas is because
that elicits probably a few of the happy memories you had as child.
I think, no, I don't think so. I think most of the Christmas stuff that we do is because we
didn't do that stuff. Oh really? And so...
Oh, I've always read that. Sorry about that.
No, no, no, it's fine. I'll just bring up trauma.
No, it's good. I mean, the only thing I remember at Christmas was sitting on my dad's
lab and looking at the Sears toy catalog. But other than that, most of what we do is actually
from things that I've heard from other people. And I thought, that's what I want my kids Christmas
to be like. But the Jamison Christmas Eve, that wasn't your family's tradition.
It was stolen. They're all stolen ideas that I thought, I love that idea.
Yes.
Yeah, I see that.
We are blessed to live in a community with exceptional parents.
Yeah.
I mean, there's so many amazing healed up people that, you know, do things really well.
Now you know, I'm observing you, but yeah, that you can learn from.
It's great.
I think that's a trick though.
I think somehow, by osmosis, we think we're either good husbands or good fathers.
And if we're not, then I guess we didn't get the gene.

Or I'd like to start doing that.
Like we started doing family days and dates.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, at the start of this year,
we sat down as a family and said,
well, what do we want our core values to be as a family?
Right.

Right.
completely foreign to my childhood.
- But we just watch and then steal and then implement.
- Yes.
- And I love that.
- Yeah.
- I love it.
Also, the thing I've learned,
this is gonna sound terrible,
is that kids are way more resilient than I'd ever thought.
- Oh yeah, super resilient.
- I think having learned all this stuff
about inner healing at the back of your head,
you're like, oh good God, I'm gonna mess up my children.
- Yeah.
- But I think, and this is where I wanna be cautious
because our kids haven't turned out yet.
But I think in the times that we've been humble
and owned our stuff in front of our kids,
they've been very gracious and forgiving.
- Yeah.
- And that's Bill, enormous trust.
I forget what it was the other day.
It was Friday.
Was it Friday or Thursday or Friday?

First thing in the morning,
we're trying to get the kids on the school bus
and I get them out and the bus is about to come.
one of them runs back in because they've forgotten something.

You're gonna miss the bus? Come on."
You don't even need that.
And it was a silly hat.
And I didn't realize it was silly hat day
or something like that at school.
So I just thought they were just,
I just thought that they were being foolish,
that they were risking missing the bus
for something of no great consequence.
And so, I do that.
And they were in the house and they got the bus
and everything's fine.
At night, while I'm putting them to bed,
the child in question,
I've completely forgotten about this event, by the way,
this is now like five, six, seven, eight, nine hours later.
I'm lying in bed, I'm saying good night to them.
And they say, "Daddy, why was it such a big deal
"that when I came back in the house,
"you raised your voice at me?"
And I was like, "First of all, I said this,
"I said, first of all, I love how good you are
at peacekeeping.
I love that you haven't just let that slide,
that you've come back and said,
"Hey, can we talk about this?"
I'm like, "I think that's amazing."
And I'm like, "If I'm honest, daddy was just,
it wasn't the best version of daddy."
- Right, tired, not feeling good.
- I hadn't slept well, I had four hours of sleep.
I felt sick, I was really stressed,
you're gonna miss the bus.
I didn't understand that what you needed was important
and I actually shouldn't have treated you that way.
And would you forgive me?"
And they're like, "Oh yeah, I just try and understand
like what the problem was."
And I'm like, I love, because I can never remember,
I can't even imagine doing that in the environment I grew up in.
Not even having to wear with all that I had a voice to be able to say,
"Hey, can you help me understand?"
Me either, yeah.
And I think that's partly because we've been quick to apologize.
It would be good to have our kids in here to see what they think about this,
but they're all asleep.
It's true.
But I think I remember Derek Prince saying,
I wouldn't have the ministry I had if I, he was talking about one incident with
I think 15 or 16 year old daughter where he was wrong and he went and apologized to her.
And I think like later in life, the Lord said, you wouldn't have the ministry you have if
you hadn't humbled yourself in front of your daughter that way.
Yeah.
So yeah, I think if we're humble, kids are way more resilient than we give them credit for.
For sure.
For sure.
What do you think have been the big challenges?
The big challenge is, I was going to say the big challenge is that it's not a nine to five
jobs, it's a 24/7, but actually the grace is there 24/7.
Yeah, that's true.
The big challenges are it's a bit like when you get married, you have a new appreciation for
how selfish you are.
Yes.

There's nobody else with an opinion, so there's no contrast to make.
and then when you get married you're like, "Oh, I just want my own weight all the time."
All the time.
Wow.
And so then you like, "Wow."
And we thought it was that selfish.
Like, "Gosh."
And so then you work through that and then you think you're good and you're fair.
And then you have a baby.
You have kids.

And it's not even a soft launch into that because infants, I mean newborns, you know.
They don't rationalize.
No, they don't rationalize.
and in many ways it is all about them for that season.
- Absolutely.
- And you may want to sleep or you may want to do whatever,
but that really doesn't matter right now.
- But that's why their head smells so good.
It's like catnip for new parents.
- So you don't eat them?

(laughs)
- Challenges, yeah, I think you have a new pre-station
for yourself, for sure.
I think you're tireder because your enthusiasm is always up.
- Yeah.
I mean, yeah, like my mom, and we did a podcast with my mom about about parenting.
I'll put a link to in the show notes.
My mom was an amazing mother and her philosophy, which she got from her mother was you just
love your kids really, really well.
You never let I love you be a guessing game.
You never let them question whether they're loved.
So you just attack them with affection all the time.
So my mum was high words of affirmation.
My mum was high physical touch.
And so, and high quality time.
So that's what I think, that's been my philosophy.
I'm just trying to, I tell my, I think to the point where it's like, we know, I just
tell my kids all the time, I love you.
You're amazing.
You're my favorite.
 Oh, I just, everything you
do is amazing. I'll never stop loving. I'm just like, that's my, and I don't feel like
I'm like mentally have to do that. That just naturally comes, I think probably because
of what my mum put inside of me. Yeah. And then also, cuddles like, I just, I'm trying
to, and I don't know if this is going to backfire and be creepy, but I'm trying to get them
to kind of sign contracts that when they're in their teenage years and their early twenties
and their late twenties that they're still going to want cuddles.
Okay, you're having those legally written up, right?
Yeah, I'm having my attorney just make that happen because it's some of the favorite
moments. But although it's my favorite moments, like every morning, our kids come down to
seven o'clock and they wake us up. They come down all sweet and climb in a bed and we all
cuddle. Now seven o'clock in the morning is not the best time for me to do anything.
Yeah. I'm barely awake. Right. And I have to remind myself, this is a cherished moment.
I won't have it forever. This is amazing. Yeah. But take it as long as I can get it.
We put that in them. And so now they have a craving for it. So I don't know. That doesn't
sound like a challenge. No, that's where I'm a joy. I think the challenge is being an introvert
And really in the moments when you know,
actually I would be a better version of me,
if I could have some time on my own, but I can't.
- Right.

Does that make sense?
- It does.
And you saying that makes me realize
that the biggest challenge of parenting
is that I'm not always the best version of myself.
And that makes me sad.
- Yeah.
always as kind or as compassionate or as softly spoken as I'd like to be.
So I'm not always available for my kids as much as I would like to be.
Like the other, you know, I love that all my kids love playing Nintendo Switch.
Nintendo Switch in our house, like MJ saying, would you come play Donkey
Kong with me?
Is the equivalent of a kid saying, Dad, would you come and shoot hoops with me?
Or would you come and play, you know, soccer or football with me?
I'm just thankful that they're not into that because that would be
labor of love.
Will you come play soccer with me?
What's soccer?

We don't have a hoop.
I have to explain to you, Daddy has no hand-eye coordination, so I don't know if that's
going to happen.
But you must have, because you can play video games.
Yeah, that's different, I'm sure.
Okay.
But even having said that, like video games are something I love to do.
Yeah.
But it's not always enjoyable playing video games with a five-year-old.
Right.
Because, yeah, you might be a bit much different place.
But I have to remind myself, this is amazing for him.
Yeah.
He is loving every moment of this, even if it's not short.
for me. So that's, I think that's hard. You know, all of your best version of yourself.
Yeah, I agree. What about, um, biggest joys? I mean, I think you already touched on one of them. I love
how cuddly our kids are. Um, and I love watching them respond to God.
That all three of them have a relationship with the Lord and clearly hear from him
and are just kids before the Lord. They're not sophisticated. They're not whatever, but they see
stuff and they hear stuff and it's amazing to watch.
Yeah, I love watching them manifest values that are important to me.
So I love, I love, I've always loved this about Tia. Tia is so stinking discerning.
Yes, she is.
And I'm sure I should have socialized her out with this particular thing, but if she doesn't
trust somebody, she will not go near them and she will not hide it.

Yeah. Well, it's funny because in the south, you're supposed to just be polite, you know.
Yeah, don't get me wrong. She's polite, but if she's polite, if she sees somebody she
doesn't trust or if somebody tries to curry favor and they want something, I mean, she can spot
an agenda 50 paces and we'll just shut that.
- She's having none of it.

I love that.
I love watching Abigail grow into prophetic words.
Like all of them had prophetic words before they were born.
And I love watching them move into those prophetic words
in very early stages.
And we've been cautious not to try and push them into things
but at the same time not to talk them out with them.

But at the same time, that's one of the words over her life that she's going to be a skilled
peacekeeper and bring in peace and is going to be through negotiations.
So trying to foster that in her.
But I love, I love, they're at the stage where they want to be teachable and that makes me
very happy.
Yeah.

And so she's just sort of switching into this different creature, but it's quite fun to
watch, isn't it?
And Tia is still like, you know, she's, yeah, she's looking at Abby going, what do you
want to get clothes for?
They'll buy us clothes.
I want toys, you know, which is just so cute.
an MJ is just all boy is knee wants to wrestle and just all boy is more than constant affirmation
for everything he does which I love.
Yeah.
I think that is amazing that he is not hiding his desire for affirmation, not trying to
manipulate out who just straight up asks, do you like my glasses?
Any man, he'll just say, hey, do you like my shorts?
Hey, what do you think my hat?
Hey, my sunglasses cool?
And I'm like, oh son, I love that.

I think that's, that's amazing.
Yeah. And he's learned to whistle and snap while sort of
whistled. He hasn't learned a whistle. He's making a noise.
He's making a noise while sticking his fingers in his mouth to
pretend he's whistling, but he has learned to snap. And so he
likes to show people that to you. I have a question for you.
Yeah. What one thing are you glad to you now know that you
wish you had known before?
Well, one thing, am I glad I now know? I think that God will
give you the wisdom for everything that you need.
- Right.
- You know, I, again, I felt like I was coming
into parenting handicapped.
And, you know, that I was gonna be
either dreadful at it or just constantly behind the eight ball.
And, you know, the Holy Spirit is such a good trainer
that in the moments when we really don't know what to do
and there's nobody else to look at or follow,
you know, he's great at saying,
"Hey, this is what's going on."

So I think, I didn't realize how much God wants
to be a part of our parenting journey.
- Right. - Yeah.
- I think for me it's that discipline
isn't always punishment.
- Yeah.
- That sometimes as a parent, you wanna be soft
because you don't wanna discipline,
but you know, if the Bible starts anything,
that's folly. I remember Chip Judd, who's one of our heroes, he just said, "When you
don't follow through on discipline, you're teaching your kid a terrible, terrible lesson."
Yeah, you're teaching and to ignore you.
So, tonight, we're out for dinner to celebrate you and we're at one of our favorite restaurants,
and MJ's got ants in his pants. He's sitting to my right. He will not eat his food. He's
like, squirming around on the chair. He's office chair. He's climbing on.
And so I just said, honey, I've asked you twice now, I need you to sit on that chair.
If you stop eating or you play on that chair, you're going to stand for the rest of night.
So he's like, OK, well, 30 seconds later, you know, he's off his chair.
So I said, hey, could you just push your chair to the side?
He's like, why?

So now you just get to eat, stand and up.

There's no, like, you're bad.
Well, you know, I'm not shaming him.
I'm not ridiculing him.
I'm just letting a consequence fall out.
And so he just stands and now he's standing next to me and he's eating his play.
And so I just put my hand up his shirt and I just like rub his back, just stroke his
back like I do.
And I'm just keeping my love on.
I'm keeping affectionate.
I'm not saying, I'm not saying you're punished because you're bad.
I'm saying, Oh, this is a consequence of your choice.
Right.
And I love, I absolutely love.
Separating like this punitive heart from an action of discipline.
Yeah, I think that's such a powerful lesson.
And I wish I'd learned that way, way earlier, but letting the kids feel the consequences
of their actions without needing to hold over their head.

So they don't check that, you know, their beds are made, that the lights are off
or all that sort of stuff.
And then just get in the bus and then typically I go through the rooms and I'm,
you know, after a while, I'm like, why am I picking up after my kids?
they're thinking self-dressed.
- Yeah, they're old enough now.

So just to say, guys, a new rule,
for every light that you leave on,
you lose an hour of your iPad or your iPhone.
So they're like, oh, okay.
So the first day they left like five lights on.
So I was like, when they came in, they were like,
yeah, yeah, I was like, hey, guys,
you get your iPhones in two and a half hours.
And they're like, well, why?

So that's two and a half hour each.

And I'm not I'm not loarding over them like aha see I knew you never like you know I'm not trying to speak word purses
I'm just land the consequence follow their actions and
Within about like three days. What do you know? They're turning out lights. Yeah, but that's a trick
I think because I was raised and I don't think my I don't know if my parents meant to do this or not but
It felt like my parents were waiting for me to trip up to point out.  Ah ha see now is your punishment
And I could already knows they're being punished.
I don't think you need to make a song and dance about it.
So,
separating consequence from punishment as a tool of discipline is really powerful.
I was just thinking, we were telling that story.
I was thinking about, you know, how I said, I used to watch people and then sort
of learn from them about how to play.
Yeah.
Cause I never really was good at playing or I don't have any memories of playing as a
child.
Um, but I had this memory of when we first.
came to Grace Center and Abby was at that stage where she wanted to pretend that she
was talking on the phone to you all the time.
Yeah, what's a phone stage?

And I honestly, I mean, it sounds funny, I just didn't know how to do it, you know,
so I would be like, "Hello?
Yep, here's Abigail and I'd hand it back," you know.
And then she'd hand it back and I'd be like, "Hello?"
- Wrong number.
- Okay, see you later.
You know, like, and then one day she did the same thing,
she handed it to Jeff.
And I remember Jeff having this whole like
really animated conversation, like, what?
It's where?
Well, that's amazing.
And he went through this whole thing,
and I'm watching him in absolute awe,
thinking it never occurred to me,
like, to use any storytelling skills,
to use any, like I just thought this is just a thing
where we hand something back and forth.
And she was, she loved it.
Like she giggled and she thought it was amazing.
And I was like, oh, okay.
So that's what you do.
And I guess my thought was, you know,
if you find yourself in the place where you're like,
you know, I don't really,
I haven't retained very many memories of my childhood,
or maybe they weren't great memories,
or you feel like, gosh, I don't know how skilled
I'm gonna be at this.
- Right.
God is a healer first of all, you know, and when we ask him to step into our world and
step into our midst, he brings healing in all kinds of areas, but also he can train us,
you know, he can re-teach us, re-parent us so that we're actually able to be the kind
of parents we want to be.
Yeah, that's so true, babe.
I mean, we're not coming up with a list or anything, but another thing that I've learned
to do is is kind of the flip side of what you're seeing is not to compare.
Because comparison just leads to I'm the worst parent alive.
Right.
Right.
But to be able to be in a community with amazing parents, like I think about
Jonathan and Tiffany's ais.
Yeah.
Like I follow them on Instagram.
And when I see them doing stuff with their boys, I'm like, Oh my gosh, like
you're parenting geniuses. And then I usually implement some sort of half art, nowhere near
as good aversion.  I allow myself to be inspired. But somehow I've learned not to criticize myself in
the moment. So yeah, comparison is never going to produce good fruit. Inspiration will, though.
Yes. Yeah. And I think that's the challenge when you see something on Instagram and you see,
like to go, wow, that's a great idea. I'm going to try that with my kids, which I often do,
both with Tiffany and Jonathan and others, you know, just like, wow, that's amazing.
A lot of my stolen ideas are from those things, you know, but yeah, it's also the challenge of
realizing, okay, I don't want to enter into comparison. I can just use this as a jumping off point for
creativity with my kids. And, you know, every parent has hard moments. And when none of us
Instagram the hard moments. We only Instagram the victories as it were or the really hilarious
flops, right? So I think too, just speaking to your own heart, you know what, you're doing a really
good job. Well, I think that's all our thoughts on parenting for today.
Yeah, there's your jumbled thought on parenting wasn't very well organized. But you know,
hopefully that's a somehow to somebody. And again, we are by no means experts at all,
other than on our own experiences of raising our kids and let's just say that we're better parents the third time than we are the first time for sure,
like per abigail like you need to ask for grace because we practiced on you.

That is true.
Well, we don't have to.
I'm just thinking about the amount of effort we took to teach abigally alphabet versus M.J. teaching M.J. to, well, he'll figure out.
That's fine.
That's what they have school for.
Oh, help.
I know.
Yeah.
All right, we have a ton of listeners questions.
You guys have been so good at sending them in.
But as you can probably hear from my voice, my energy is fading just as my voice is.
So we're going to push pause and answering listeners questions.
I'm sorry, you've got so many of them.
In fact, some of them were so good.
I've sought expert counsel on them because I didn't feel qualified enough to answer that.
Maybe next week we should do an all listeners question podcast or something.
Well, here's the thing next week.
We're going to be coming out of the source conference.
So who knows what next week is going to look like.
Oh, that's true.
That's true.
So that's not promising.
We're not promising anything.
So wrapping up, speaking of the source conference is happening this week.
And we're so excited.
Both of us are actually going to be speaking at the conference.
Yeah.
Jeff and I are going to be tag teaming the leadership track.
And then, AJ, you're speaking the final night of the conference.
You're doing the whole conference session.
Yeah.
If you are in town visiting for the conference, please come say hi.
We'd love to connect.
We'd love to say hi.
And if you can't make it and you would love to have made it, we won't be live streaming the conference.
but after the conference is over, you will be able to get MP3 sessions of all the conference.
And if you're, I don't want to say you're impatient, but if you're really keen, you could pre-register
for the conference, even if you're from out of the country and you'll get all the MP3 sessions free,
you don't have to wait for them to be sold after the conference. But we're really, well, I'd
listen to them from Alaska say, "Hey, I've bought a ticket so that I can get all the MP3s at this
That's so perfect.

Well done.
So that's our podcast for this week.
Thank you so much for listening.
If you have a question, first go to Ellen and AJ.com/ask.
If you haven't done so yet, it would hugely bless us
if you would recommend this episode or any of our episodes
to your friends and leave us a review on iTunes.
If you go to Ellen and AJ.com/review,
that will handily forward you to the place
where you leave reviews.
as hugely helpful for getting our podcast out
to other iTunes listeners who might not have heard about us.
- If you're thinking about applying
for the School of Supernatural Life,
the applications are still open for just a few more weeks.
So just wanna remind you about that.
They close June 15th.
They have to be complete by then with references.
And if you're thinking about doing your two,
go ahead and start your app.
We'd love to get some more time with you.
- All right, thank you so much for tuning in.
It'd be great to spend some time with you.
And hopefully we'll be here this time next week with a better sounding voice.


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Enumerable Methods
June 14th, 2015
Let's talk about the enumerable method map. It's useful if we need to do something to each element in the array. An example would be if we wanted to add a dollar to the price of every product we sell on our site because of a sudden market price increase.
According to the docs, map: Returns a new array with the results of running block once for every element in enum. If no block is given, an enumerator is returned instead.
As seen in the following code, we can use map to perform a block function on each element in the array. It's nondestructive as illustrated below.
array = [1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9]
>> array = [1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9]
[
[0] 1,
[1] 2,
[2] 3,
[3] 4,
[4] 5,
[5] 6,
[6] 7,
[7] 8,
[8] 9
]
>> array.map { |i| i+3 }
[
[0] 4,
[1] 5,
[2] 6,
[3] 7,
[4] 8,
[5] 9,
[6] 10,
[7] 11,
[8] 12
]
>> print array
[1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9]nil
>>


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FOOLS RUSH IN A film review by Scott Renshaw Copyright 1997 Scott Renshaw
(Columbia) Starring: Matthew Perry, Salma Hayek, Jon Tenney. Screenplay: Katherine Reback. Producer: Doug Draizin. Director: Andy Tennant. MPAA Rating: PG-13 (profanity, adult themes) Running Time: 109 minutes. Reviewed by Scott Renshaw.
Somewhere along the line, the makers of romantic comedies stopped caring about whether their lead characters had any business being together. Perhaps in response to the complex ritual late-20th-century courtship has become, audiences began to embrace film romances which had as much to do with sorcery as chemistry -- SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE, FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL -- and film-makers have been only too happy to provide more of the same. The fairy tale, a perfectly enjoyable expression of our dreams, is no longer simply a supplement to realistic love in the movies; it practically has replaced it entirely. FOOLS RUSH IN is the next logical step in the transformation of screen romance into a celebration of fate. Where SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE asked you to root for a couple who didn't meet until the final scene, FOOLS RUSH IN asks you to root for a couple after you have spent over 100 minutes observing in grim detail that they have absolutely nothing in common.
Matthew Perry stars as Alex Whitman, a field representative for a chain of nightclubs based in New York City. Alex is supervising the construction of a new location in Las Vegas when he meets Isabel Fuentes (Salma Hayek), an aspiring photographer with a deep belief in destiny, in a local bar. The two share a one-night stand, but Isabel ducks out the next morning before Alex wakes up. Their destiny seems to be never to meet again, until Isabel shows up three months later at Alex's door with a startling revelation: she is pregnant, and Alex is the father. Though Isabel is willing to keep and raise the baby on her own, Alex becomes convinced that they should get married immediately. That is what they do at a Vegas chapel, but the honeymoon is extremely short-lived. As the newlyweds actually get to know each other, they find a host of obstacles in the way, perhaps more than their instant family can withstand.
Perhaps more than the audience can withstand, as well. FOOLS RUSH IN scripter Katherine Reback doesn't provide one really interesting conflict between Alex and Isabel -- she provides a dozen moderately diverting conflicts, with characters who are on screen barely long enough for you to remember their names. The couple quarrels over whether they will live in New York or Las Vegas; they disagree over a religion for the baby. Isabel's police officer ex-boyfriend (Carlos Gomez) scowls at Alex and helps get him drunk on tequila; Alex's sort-of-ex-girlfriend (Suzanne Snyder) meddles by calling Alex's parents. Both sets of parents fret over the hasty marriage; Alex frets over juggling career and family. There is so much quarreling and scowling and meddling and fretting going on from so many different directions that you might find yourself wondering if you have forgotten how perfect they are supposed to be for each other.
Don't worry, you haven't forgotten. All evidence suggests that the only thing right in the relationship between Alex and Isabel is really great sex, and I am not discounting the value of really great sex when I say that it's not nearly enough. FOOLS RUSH IN belongs to that class of romantic comedies which demands that you accept the central pairing as celestially foretold, and curse you for a fuddy-duddy with no sense of romance if you object, as John Cleese once did in a classic "Cheers" episode, that the only thing opposites attract is divorce. The essential change in Alex's character turns out to be that he "gets religion" regarding fate, seeing signs everywhere reminding him of Isabel after the two separate. The happy ending doesn't seem to recognize that these people need some serious counseling; apparently the Psychic Friends Network will suffice.
What makes FOOLS RUSH IN all the more frustrating is that there are plenty of moments when it is tremendously entertaining. You don't need to be a fan of "Friends" to appreciate Perry, who can fire darts of sarcasm and do reaction takes with the best of them. He can be both funny and warm, as he is in an appealing sequence at a Fuentes family gathering, and it is easy to feel sympathetic towards Alex despite his near-sighted careerism. Salma Hayek is also quite good, conveying conflicted emotions and frustration, and there is certainly heat between Perry and Hayek (although, let's face it, Hayek could generate heat in a room full of asbestos). But FOOLS RUSH IN needs more than heat. It needs a heart, a sense of connection which comes from friendship as much as fantasy. In a film which throws so many problems and situations at the screen that nothing sticks together, it is ironic that the only thing which does stick together -- Alex and Isabel -- probably shouldn't.
On the Renshaw scale of 0 to 10 fool moons: 4.
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As we reported on Tuesday, today sees Snow White's tiny friends the seven dwarves adopting new names as part of a long-overdue rebranding exercise (see 9th March). Inspired by their example, we have decided to rebrand Hooting Yard itself. Readers are invited to send in suggestions, bearing in mind that in the corporate world exciting, vibrant and dynamic new identities are invariably limited to one word, usually ending in -A, and probably in fake Latin—think Aviva, Consignia, Engenda and so on. We will also be chucking out that so, so fussy “Implausible” emblem at the top of the page and replacing it with a simple swirly design, similar to the superb examples shown here:


Plugins
Plugin definitions are located in subdirectories of library
. For example, plugins accessing data from the Wikimedia foundation are located in library/wikimedia
. To create a new plugin, create new subdirectory with the name of your data source.
Plugins as modules
Plugin definitions consist of javascript files (extension .js
) written as modules. Each module is required to define a number of components.
Static fields:
id
- string, a unique identifier for the plugin. This is never seen by the end user, but it is used by the core app.title
- string, a short heading of the plugin.subtitle
- string, a short description.tags
- array of strings, keywords associated with the plugin.logo
- string, name for a logo image file (svg, png, jpg)info
- string, name for a text/html file containing a description of the data source
Functions:
claim(query)
- should return a number [0,1] signaling to what extent the plugin can provide useful information given a query string. Higher numbers give the plugin a higher ranking in the results list.url(query, index)
- should return a url for an API call for the given query string. An integer index can be used if plugins require multiple round-trips to the API (see wikipedia plugin for an example)process(response, index)
- should transform data obtained from an API call into a simple object that can be displayed within the extension's output window. An integer index can be used if plugins require multiple round-trips to the API (see wikipedia for an example).extenal(query)
- should construct a url to a human-readable page holding more information pertaining to a query.
Note that a plugin directory can contain more than one plugin definition file. However, each file can define only on plugin.
TO DO - describe output for process()
Auxiliary files
Plugins require auxiliary data components. Image files (logo) and text files (data source description) must be placed within the same directory as the plugin definition files.
Testing
Testing is carried out at two levels. The first is programmatic testing via unit tests.
npm run test-plugin library/wikimedia
The test-plugin
script executes a small number of tests on each plugin, for example checking that each plugin contains the required fields and functions.
Additional, plugin-specific, tests can be included into the testing framework by adding test files in the plugin folders. These test files must be named as test-[plugin-name].js
, see the folder with the wikimedia plugins for an example.
The second level of testing focuses on getting the plugin to display proper information in the browser. Build a new library incorporating the new plugin. To build the entire library containing all plugins, use the same command as above, npm run build-lib
. However, it is also possible to build a library containing just the relevant plugin.
npm run build-lib library/wikimedia
The build script also performs some checks and signals development hints. After a successful library build, reload the extension in the browser, navigate to a relevant webpage (or refresh an existing tab/window), and manually check whether relevant queries provide the expected output.
Note, this manual process is sufficient for simple plugins that do not perform much processing on their API's output. In cases where more extensive processing is required, it is possible to set up dedicated unit tests for each plugin.


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java.lang.Object org.biopax.paxtools.controller.ShallowCopy
public class ShallowCopy
"Clones" a BioPAX element - using direct properties and dependent children only.
(shallow copy).
Compare to Fetcher
Visitor
,
Traverser
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|---|---|
ShallowCopy()
Empty constructos that defaults to BioPAX L3. |
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ShallowCopy(BioPAXLevel level)
BioPAXLevel based constructor |
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ShallowCopy(EditorMap map)
Deprecated. use Level based constructor instead. |
| Method Summary | ||
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copy(Model model,
T source,
java.lang.String newID)
Creates a copy of the BioPAX object with all its properties are the same, and also adds it to a model. |
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copy(T source,
java.lang.String newID)
Returns a copy of the BioPAX element (with all the property values are same) |
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void |
visit(BioPAXElement domain,
java.lang.Object range,
Model model,
PropertyEditor editor)
An implementation of this method should perform a BioPAX element and editor dependent operation on the model. |
| Methods inherited from class java.lang.Object |
|---|
clone, equals, finalize, getClass, hashCode, notify, notifyAll, toString, wait, wait, wait |
| Constructor Detail |
|---|
public ShallowCopy(EditorMap map)
map
- that determines the BioPAX Levelpublic ShallowCopy(BioPAXLevel level)
level
- used for the cloning operation.public ShallowCopy()
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public <T extends BioPAXElement> T copy(Model model, T source, java.lang.String newID)
model
- source
- newID
-
public <T extends BioPAXElement> T copy(T source, java.lang.String newID)
T
- source
- newID
-
public void visit(BioPAXElement domain, java.lang.Object range, Model model, PropertyEditor editor)
Visitor
visit
in interface Visitor
domain
- BioPAXElement which is the domain of this propertyrange
- Object which is the range of this propertymodel
- model on which the visiting operation will be doneeditor
- editor
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UK PM Johnson's Conservatives have 7-point lead over Labour: ICM
LONDON (Reuters) - British Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s Conservatives have a seven percentage-point lead over the opposition Labour Party ahead of a Dec. 12 election, according to an ICM poll published by Reuters on Monday.
ICM’s first poll of the election campaign put the Conservatives on 38% and Labour on 31%. The pro-European Union Liberal Democrats had the support of 15% of those surveyed, while the Brexit Party was on 9%.
The poll of 2,047 people, carried out online between Nov. 1 and 4, shows a narrower gap than recent surveys from other pollsters, which have put the Conservatives between 8 and 17 percentage points ahead of Labour.
ICM said the survey showed the two main parties losing a similar proportion of voters over Brexit.
It said 11% of those voted Conservative at the last election in 2017 were now planning to vote for the Brexit Party, while 12% of those who backed Labour in 2017 intended to vote for the Liberal Democrats.
More than two-thirds of those who voted ‘Remain’ in the Brexit referendum in 2016 and for the Conservatives in 2017 intended to stick with Johnson’s Conservatives, ICM said.


MM.documents represents the whole Documents collection that are part of a particular application. These Documents are not related to a particular Session.
Methods
-
delete(documentid, onSuccess, onFail)
-
Delete a document from the application. This requires an admin token
Name Type Description documentid
string id of the document to delete
onSuccess
APISuccessCallback optional callback for when deleting object was successful
onFail
APIErrorCallback optional callback for when deleting object failed
Example
function deleteDocument () { MM.documents.delete('381c21d853faf6db58a0ab7d7d12e604', onDocumentDeleted); } function onDocumentDeleted (response) { // document with documentid response.data.documentid deleted }
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get(params, onSuccess, onFail)
-
Get and search across all documents indexed for your application. This endpoint will let you access all documents that have been crawled from your website as well as all documents that you have posted to the documents collection for this application. User privileges do not permit access to this object; admin privileges are required
Name Type Description params
QueryParameters optional A
QueryParameters
object allowing you to filter the documents returned. See documentation here for more details. For this function, the following additional parameters are also available:Name Type Description document-ranking-factors
string optional A JSON string containing custom factors that will be used to rank the documents returned by this request. Read the section on custom ranking factors to learn more about how you can adjust the search ranking factors to customize the document results for your application
onSuccess
APISuccessCallback optional callback for when getting the application document list was successful
onFail
APIErrorCallback optional callback for when getting the application document list failed
Example
function getDocuments () { var queryParams = { query: 'san francisco' // get documents matching the string 'san francisco' }; // add custom ranking factors to this query queryParams['document-ranking-factors'] = { recency: 0.5, popularity: 0.7, relevance: 0, proximity: 0.2, customrank1: 0.3 }; MM.documents.get(queryParams, onGetDocuments); } function onGetDocuments (response) { var documents = response.data; }
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json(){Array.<Object>}
-
Helper function returns the JSON data from the application's document collection
Example
function getDocuments () { MM.documents.onUpdate(onGetDocuments); MM.documents.get(); } function onGetDocuments () { var documents = MM.documents.json(); }
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onUpdate(updateHandler)
-
Sets the MM documents' onUpdate handler. Pass null as the updateHandler parameter to deregister a previously set updateHandler. Note that there are no push events for the documents collection so it must be polled instead. The update handler will be called automatically when calling
MM.documents#get
Name Type Description updateHandler
APISuccessCallback optional callback for when the app's document list updates.
Example
function getDocuments () { MM.documents.onUpdate(onGetDocuments); MM.documents.get(); } function onGetDocuments () { var documents = MM.documents.json(); console.log(documents); }
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post(document, onSuccess, onFail)
-
Upload a document to the application. This requires an admin token
Name Type Description document
Object object containing document data. The only required parameters are 'title' and 'originurl'. Please see Document documentation here for more info
Name Type Description title
string The title of the document
originurl
string The fully qualified link to the webpage containing the original document. Note that this url will be stored, but not returned in subsequent GET requests to this document object. Instead, the 'originurl' field value will contain a wrapper url which, when loaded in a browser, will record a page view for this document and then redirect to the originurl value provided here. This mechanism enables the view count to be tracked and used to influence the document ranking calculation
description
string optional A short text description of the contents of the document
text
string optional The full text contents of the document
sections
string optional The text from the header sections of the document. This includes any text contained in the h1, h2, h3, h4 and h5 tags, if your document is a webpage
pubdate
number optional The Unix timestamp reflecting the date when this document was originally published
language
string optional The 3-letter ISO-639-2 language code indicating the language of this document (e.g. 'eng', 'spa', 'ger', etc.)
image
Object optional An object specifying information about an image related to the document
Name Type Description url
string optional The URL for the image associated with this document
thumburl
string optional The URL for a small-format image, if available. This is typically a thumbnail of a larger image and it should have a maximum dimension of around 500 pixels or less
width
number optional The width of the full image in pixels
height
number optional The height of the full image in pixels
source
Object optional An object specifying information about the source of this document
Name Type Description name
string optional A text string suitable for display containing the name of the source of the document (e.g. 'The New York Times')
url
string optional The website for the document source homepage (e.g. 'www.nyt.com')
icon
string optional The url for an icon, typically a favicon, representing the source
location
Location optional The location associated with this document
customrank1
number optional A custom numerical rank value that can be used in the document ranking calculation. See the documentation on custom ranking factors for more information
customrank2
number optional A custom numerical rank value that can be used in the document ranking calculation. See the documentation on custom ranking factors for more information
customrank3
number optional A custom numerical rank value that can be used in the document ranking calculation. See the documentation on custom ranking factors for more information
onSuccess
APISuccessCallback optional callback for when posting data to collection was successful
onFail
APIErrorCallback optional callback for when posting data to collection failed
Example
function addDocument () { var newDocumentData = { title: 'new document title', originurl: 'www.expectlabs.com' }; MM.documents.post(newDocumentData, onDocumentAdded); } function onDocumentAdded () { // new document added }


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